Where's the Fire?

[silhouettesunset14]

My video started buffering when you started making out with the dollar. Coincidence? I think not.

[pngebhardt]

You sound like a Dalek from Dr. Who in the intro. XD

[Spaguettiful]

DAMASCUS!! oops, I mean EXPLOSION!! :D

[jimdidr]

"The monkey ends up making love to you" FTFY

[Roflmaqrux]

What happens if you grow your hair do you have more of a moon? o-o

[Dorituez]

no wednesday no explosion

[Simetra666]

DAMASCUS

[xEpicAndrew]

So if revenge clone was wearing a wig does that make him Craig with a wig

[MrComentarist]

He actually says lets talk

not lets fuck

[TheFullofchewybubble]

he says lets TALK not fuck! is that clone with a wig?

[BASEDAHUNNETTHOUSAND]

where do you get your news from? what website?

[callmeBlendiC]

HAGRID?!

[gissocool]

WU-TANG REFERENCE YOUR THE BEST BLOGGER EVER

[BassSentinel]

just subscribed XD

[XOfSpades9]

"Wheres the kaboom?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

[tijmeeeh]

1:13 he says cmon lets fuck, makes your life good

[JoshVLOgZ]

he lived in elmira right around the corner from me so we here alot about mark twain in my school

[Wizbash]

That accent. Amazing. :D I'm English and that old clone sounds exactly like my old Geography teacher.

[daggereye89]

wtf... at 1:13 does he say "c'mon let's fuck" I must be tired

[CantStopTheSinging]

Explosion wednesdays are cool... I want the explosions back!!! :D

[KSaebinMusic]

Hagrid?

[SapphireAthena1]

This is literally THE MOST ENTERTAINING THING I have ever seen.

[No1tdgfan]

I liked the experimental outro.

[thehobbit1116]

I literaly had a new tab open to a website talking about Mark Twains views on imperialism while I watched this, no joke, lol.

[thatcrazyass]

he reminds me so much of charlie from always sunny in philly

[CharlieeChaosify]

LETS FUCK 1:11

[Caitlinnie1]

I knew it was revenge clone.

[TheOmnipotentMoleRat]

At 1:11 it sounds like he says, "Come on, let's fuck! Make your life good!"

[TheJFKWahoo]

@TheOmnipotentMoleRat XD i dident notice that when i watchet the video

[dolphin64575]

I prefer the old outro, but maybe I just need to get used to the new one...

[CandesamoTheGreat]

Lovin' the new outro!

[Nickman32]

Revenge clone reminds me of Wallace Shawn. Inconceivable!

[TheBagContainsWHAT]

33 people hate beards...

[chandlerbing113]

2:52 ish, clone sounds like Michael Caine!! I love Michael Caine (but why is the clone British?)

[damnthosedaleks]

It's not terrible, it's just that different things are generally hated by everyone.

And I do prefer the old one.

[TheBordeleventismist]

Pcheeeewww *splat* chomp chomp chomp. Dead.

[Sayeth0Di0Puppeth]

Eh, the new outro isn't TERRIBLE, it's just not nearly as awesome as the old one.

[TehEp1cMan]

i dont like the new outro :[

[stellaeire]

dolla dolla bill y'all

[sarahlovesam1904]

You cry a lot.

[DarksteelPowerchord]

that wink was pretty funny xD

[LongviewRocksII]

THERE'S ALWAYS MONKS!

[MaddiMoMo373]

I was going to donate until you exploded my money.... Rude.

[nataphonic]

Love the new outro

[MadeofMegabytes]

I like the new outro. Also, I like the new wig. YAY NEW THINGS

[MrYellowChello]

when he says explosion at 0:22 it sounds like he's sneezing at the same time :P

[moonlady3000]

Meh, I miss the video game outro already.

[Magnulus]

I actually thought this was you coming to a realisation that you needed to start afresh with your videos, stripping out the in-jokes you've built since you started. I'm actually a little disappointed now, though you still make me chuckle more than anyone else on Youtube. I started looking forward to seeing you relying on nothing but your (considerable) comedy chops, but I guess this is awesome too.

[AbbehRose]

Nahh, not a fan of the new outro.

[cazyroz]

May be am I conservative, but I love the old outro :)

[pourthebubbly]

Actually, Mark Twain did sell out and even though he wrote books until his old age, his heart wasn't in them anymore and they were published solely on the fact that he was Mark Twain. I have a 20 page thesis on this for my cultural history degree, available any time ;)

[fab186]

Gilbert Godfreid?

[aeropettygibbons]

ou est le feu?

[Jadexfriendsforever]

NO NO NO

keep the old outro.

[YCCCcricketMADed]

i like the old ourto :'(

[MrWarcraft1000]

Handstand with banjo face when kicking the arch nemesis eagle!

[NDSLover350]

@8crowsandcounting I meant the line at 1:26, it cracks me up everytime ;)

[sambam340]

Do a hand stand Wheezy, its be so long, I don't even...

[idonthatesandwiches]

i thought revenge clone was moses

[mezzomatics]

DAMASCUS! Oh oops, I mean, EXPLOSION! hahahahaha

[MyWorldOnlyMine]

if you want more dollars get the federal reserve to print some or to quantitative ease it

[bethalexandrapotter]

haha i love the wink guy at the end

[NDSLover350]

You're crazy old man!

[8crowsandcounting]

@NDSLover350 Old!!! He's 30 something!!!

[starholder5]

@8crowsandcounting 31:)

[MrMissme1234]

Lol! Thought that guy was ment to be jesus!

[OMGWTF1971]

^I'm so jealous, I've always wanted a shiny chrome air conditioning pipe in my house.^

[Monkeybrains58]

is it just me or does he stand up to go to the alligator pit.

[silarydoveface]

mark twain was much more like Captain Hook.

[starholder5]

I enjoy the new outro:)

[lizadahl]

LOL MARK TWAIN IS MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S COUSIN!!!

[lln9]

Nice haircut.

[Qopel]

You're losing your touch

[watcher123711]

hey this was put out on thursday

[TheRiffCalendar]

@watcher123711 Nope. Wednesday.

[BrittnyPlease]

weezy do you know how many germs are on that dollar?!!!

[Circletwice]

We didn't start the fire. No, we didn't light it but we tried to fight it!

[issehK33n]

@Circletwice The second I saw the title of this video I ALSO thought that!

[Thedossum]

make explosion Wednesday a thing!!

[FutureofPJ]

Annabeth: 2 things:

Percy Jackson ftw!

Me too

[absolutezero1000]

CHANGE THE LAYOUT BACK!! just put /home at the end of the address

[annabeth105]

i don't has any money to donate sorry wheezy :'( i'm only 12

[368money]

did any one els get closer to there screen????

[Dreadpirate404]

I knew he was revenge clone right when he appeared. A real monk wouldn't have LONG hair. Rather, monks are required to have tonsured heads! Poor execution, revenge clone. Poor execution. But it IS a nice wig!

[JigsawPuppet42]

YEAH! RETURN OF REVENGE CLONE!!!

[lampreynoise]

Omg I hope I one day acquire that dollar bill in circulation and then I can make my own Craig clones.

[hector3798]

This dude from school calls himself the explosion guy :D

[wayamy27narf]

I .... want... that... dollar bill!! What's a girl gotta do to get it?

[nerdyowl95]

2:55 No, no Wheezy! NO!!!!!!! Oh, phew.

[Elodea28]

I honestly love the voice Revenge clone uses for his disguise. Why doesn't he just do it all the time..? XD

[StarlightDreamer12]

Okay... "TALK," right?

[StarlightDreamer12]

OMG....! What DOES he really say at 1:10??? Now I can't hear anything but that...!

[Maharoba]

@StarlightDreamer12

talk, not fuck

[TCW97]

OMG THERE WAS A METHANOL EXPLOSION AT MY SCHOOL IN MAPLE GROVE MN! REALLY SAD! PEOPLE ARE IN THE HOSPITAL! PLEASE THUMB THIS UP FOR THE NEXT EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY!

[KickButtToaster]

OPRRAAAHHH, hurry up and make Exploasion Wednesday a thing.

[voyager16]

Yes the love is gone. the love is gone! HAHA

[ShadowMarioBoy]

I didn't know Hagrid was real. :D

[FoolhardyMusic2]

I think "Explosion wednesday, might be a thing but may not be a thing" is, in fact. A Thing.

[Sparkuus]

With the YouTube change, your 4 Wheezy Beards button no longer matches the background colour!

[johmarie7]

new intro? NOOOOO! dont!!

[JIMMYxJIX]

Explosion Wednesday needs to be a thing!

[asamnom]

Am I the only one who doesn't think of explosion wednesday as a thing? I mean, it clearly isn't.

[ulookconfusedYAY]

That english accent was awesome :')

[Ashtonapplepie]

That end face was so adorable

[scottsadventures]

I'm glad Explosion Wednesday might still be a thing.

[jasonquinn1]

why is old craig english? :P

[The123worm]

I actually went up to my screen!!

[GoodMorningMarcus]

I donated five dolla dolla bills, y'all! Good luck Wheezy :)

[mnunez10]

is this somewhat harry potter?

[pbjellybeanful]

I love the outro!

EXPLOSION.

[nikarrambler]

awesome ? don't think so...  --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[hsmlover21]

Oh that face.....FIIIINNNNE I'll donate GAH

[EtfSounds]

@MartinFinneganGlan Wu Tang and Wheezy!!

[EtfSounds]

2:07 WU TANG 

[SorchaaDoyle]

New outro??!?!?!??! I love the new outro.. *explosion*

[16CoffeeBeans]

I love the voice of the revenge clone! That was brilliant

[dolphinsinthefridge]

@gomagash shhh.... :P

[rifsberjasulta]

I really like revenge clone's accents. He was very funny as an old man.

You not being able to stand up was hilarious.

[CodenameJD]

Pretty sure the fire in your heart just confirmed that Explosion Wednesday should be a thing.

[thefamouskaytay]

Whenever Wheezy cries, I just want to hug him sooo bad.

[Headlock123456789]

@sokker03 thanks. Then it would be really cold there. Maybe even snow! D:

[courtneyisblue]

I donated $5. I'm poor, but $5 is better than $0!

[Paximeister]

Does anyone know what Wheezy video he starts singing 'technology technology technology' in? Been looking for days.

[WollSockenTraeger]

DOLLA' DOLLA' BILL YOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D

[lorentio16]

wheres Ty the regular guy?:)

[ThisIsRachel09]

I just quoted this on Facebook. Now that's the sign of a "like" right there.

[slave2therapy]

if you're looking for changes, you could try a new couch.

[NDSLover350]

@pipuk3 "Let's TALK and make your life good" ^_^

[pipuk3]

can someone please help me all i can hear at 1:10 "theres always monks , come on lets fuck and make your life good"

[uncool95]

@pipuk3 I think he says "come on, let's talk and make your life good," but I could be wrong.

[0MrCreepY]

@pipuk3 it's funny cuz it's true.

[HewbertLarzToast]

@pipuk3 That's all I'm hearing as well!

[ForsakenShield]

@pipuk3 lol dammit, thats all i can hear now. what did i think it was before?!?! D:

[darkinuyasha3]

@pipuk3 its "talk" haha. Got me for a little while. I went back and that's all I heard.

[MrRosindust]

@pipuk3 I think he says talk instead of fuck lol

[WolfgangKaipz]

@pipuk3 ahah! it's talk though

[steopsucks]

@pipuk3 i think it´s: "lets talk", but now that you said it, al i can hear is fuck. :D

[candysmiles11]

i miss quiet clone and sexy clone :(

[robinerorockssauce]

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP. dead.

[PiotrekPraski]

so many doors...

[thejakefleming]

Explosions are too mainstream for me.

[launchmusicc]

I don't like intros in the first place. don't even think of keeping that outro

[mookellie]

So explosion isn't a thing? D:

[Wetcamerainc]

Hey Wheezy

we didnt start the fire but if you explode an invisible wall you can find the secret passage the mole guy tells you about n you have to crawl and junk.....

-Navi

[Headlock123456789]

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait! What city and state does wheezy live in anyway? :/ Cause if he lives more north he might freeze in an igloo! D':

[sokker03]

@Headlock123456789 He lives in Chicago

[xSnowman12]

"DAMASCUS!!" xD

[reesespeices100]

love the outrooo

[TheSDavies93]

that was one of my favourite videos

[ImmaturityCrewProd]

wow, your best vid

[trinidarlingg]

Monk Clone looks a little like a Soothsaying Hagrid.

[alec52MINNESOTA]

Wait wait wait, outro change and youtube homepage change?!?! HARSH CRITICISM OF BOTH!!!

*head explodes*

[s0n1c619]

@alec52MINNESOTA Did wheezy say explosion to you?

[ChaoticCookie37]

@alec52MINNESOTA careful, explosions are back...

[lifeofgkhan]

bawls --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[ampish]

UMM, srs wheezy, i submitted an outro, i dont think the audio was half bad, and its very catchy and well worked on. Fer cereal, go check back if u must or here is the link. Please consider, big fan

/watch?v=lpJxrGcQkYY

[thunderclanloyal1331]

"You're pathetic!" Hair flip "-pathetic!" hair flip. "Oooh, pathetic."

Bahaha!!

[BrotherDamascus]

I miss the old outro! I mean the one with the sunglasses!

[spartanite67]

Best one EVER!!

[popcornshrimp93]

Where did the wheezy hand stands go? :(

[Mattyboe]

I was going to donate $2 from my paypal, but i need a credit card attached to my account. v__v.

Anyway to get past this?!?!

[Mattyboe]

I was going to donate $2 from my paypal, but I needed a credit card or bank account attacked to my account. v___v Anyway to get past this?!

[ACWNerdfighter]

This was like a really cheesy movie :D I loved it!

[rainbowpigproduction]

WHEEZY! YOU SHOULD NOT TOUCH YOUR LIPS TO DOLLAR BILLS. Do you even KNOW what touches those? Low-end strippers.....that's right....low quality. You deserve high-quality stripper money...so next time touch your lips to 20's or something.

sincerely,

A concerned watcher

[humsidah]

LOOOL @ 1:11 !! "LETS FUCK!" BAHAH on no!

[xxcokecookiexx]

you look thinner...

[MegaEmmanuel09]

before the clone talked about the haircut,i was gonna comment about it. nice haircut ;)

[Archvoidz]

love the new outro