Rowan Atkinson: Fatal Beatings

[Stephen17249]

This man is brilliant !

[ButSeriouslyFolkz]

I really HATE these STUPID adverts! As if Google isn't making enough money.

[TombMan12]

@ButSeriouslyFolkz It isn´t. You have any idea how much Youtube alone costs to maintain in 1 week?Youtube is going in minuses..If youtube were to earn cash we would all pay 5 dollars per month -.-

[Vire70]

LOL, so bloody good.

[oliverecords]

02:41 GENIUS

[CoolHeal20]

lol

[thisbesam]

whhhhhuatsoever

[OMGitsTheAdam]

"Dead?!"

"Mmmm... dead-ish"

[froll1999]

about 0:50 ... 5 seconds until they realise what he actually said

[sergi044]

Roflmfao

[TheSoulUnbroken]

"If he wasn't dead I'd have him expelled."

"I beg your pardon!?"

"Yes! Expelled!"

^^ lmao!!!

[UziIdiot]

Rowan Atkinson is the original troll.

[blingblaw2003]

OMG... This is now minutes after watching this and I'm still trying to catch my breath! This is too funny!! Tears came from my eyes laughing at this

[isaacBrockofthe41]

This is hilarious

[JMartistry]

This has got to be one of the greatest sketches in comedy history!

[666BLAzEN]

@LunaSomnium Pink Floyd?

[Zgochelsea]

"yes,expelled" lol

[wamblingfuture]

"If he wasn't dead, I would have him expelled"... "Beg your pardon"... "yes EXPELLED" !!! hahaha.... :)

[jimnheather1]

true artist...



[watawatan0w]

"Yeees... Expelled"

"yes yes... please i'm not used to be interrupted"!

LOL

[guildfordrunner]

"I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!" lol so funny.

[LunaSomnium]

15 people were beaten within inches of their lives....

[mata885]

Mr. Bean administered a beating during which he died

[chomcia5000begrudl]

@danando100

0:51 is the quote.

[TheCrazyFinn]

I'm a coffee drinker, and haven't had any tea in years. Yet somehow, while watching this video, I got the sudden urge to drink tea. =\

[spectrobe115]

he takes no intrest in school live howtesover stiff as a board and bright green

[spectrobe115]

he takes no intrest in school live howtesover

[berndz1597]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[MrShannonLeto]

15 people were tommy

[Aliciawannabe1]

I love British humour.

[Ub3rtim2]

Last punchline was really predictable.

[hazash1952]

I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit XD

[Ganymedesbird]

@hazash1952

That's the only weak line in the entire sketch!

[incarceros]

@Ganymedesbird There's another version I preferred where he called him (very acidly) 'that little centipede'. The timing here just feels a bit off.

[Ganymedesbird]

@incarceros

You're so right, the timing is what's wrong with the last line. Also, the term "little shit" sounds a little out of character for a person as pompous and eloquent as this head master.

[tuataraguy]

I had this on VCR a long time ago but I lost it! and then I found and bought the VCR and lost it again! it was Mr. Bean live or something like that. in the tape, he also mimed and acted as the devil. and a shakespearean era actor too.

[nalaiscool99]

i wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit.

[peppersponies]

Pretty sure it was one of the first comic relief (if not the first) as I had it on cassette (something like the best sketches!) & seem to remember it also had French & Saunders with Dawn describing sex  to Jennifer

[theodorewolfgang]

don't read the comments. it will ruin the punchline!

[pauljmes2]

ive been pulling you leg

thank god!

i wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!

absolute genius! :')

[ltlwatcher]

15 people should get a fatal beating.

[TsumeBeta038]

thats funny as hell

[qwertyuiop79925]

@danado 100 r u retarded?

[Jonz6661]

why would i use bing when i can use google?

[screwthenet]

rofl!

[chriscutler09]

Awesomely funny... hadn't heard this for years!

[DraskyVanderhoff]

Hardcore!

[koponenii]

Seen ~10 times and still makes me laugh...

[SilenceOfChaos]

"A few fatal beatings" LOL XD

[lyybookworm]

Hahaha brilliant ending indeed!

[Pentagon1311]

The ending had me in stitches

[MrDasmaster]

If he wasnt dead, I would have him expelled!....... best line ever

[SCE2AUX]

Too bad his name wasn't Plectrum.

[LittleGregH]

"... and beginning to smell"

like it would be him fault! ^__^

[vulpecula999]

adverts - FUCK OFF

[Grapelvr]

he was hmmmmmm deadish

[wadwad22]

What show is this sketch from?

[TheSecondThousand]

That accent... it's like Billy Connolly and Richard Wilson had a child...

[qluk2]

i wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bery that little shit lol lol lol

[EmersonFarrugia]

@qluk2 ..llooolll

[qluk2]

i wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bery that little shit lol lol lol

[deadcomjeffreys]

i wouldnt cancil afternoon school to bery that little shit lol lol lol

[obi783]

hilarious, if he wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled! Rowan Atkinson rules!

[blastwizard91]

I wouldn't cancel afternoon class t bury that shit!

[Davesteps]

f**king genius, probably wouldn't even be allowed on tv now, too offensive!

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[MustafaZia4382]

"I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!" Lengendary

[onelasttitan]

omg hahahah "i administered the beating during in which he died"

[thatrabbitvideo]

you beat my son do death

yes yes so it would seem

deadish!!

i love this clip

and beginning to smell!!

[KRAUTKICKER]

Hey, everyone-on the right-most button, hover your mouse over it and click the CC for "transcribe audio". then, wait for 1:17. LOL!!!

[oly355]

@KRAUTKICKER that just fatally beaten me xD haha the son would be gay apparently?

[h2o966]

"...if that was true."

TRUE, I would like it if you did cancel afternoon school for when im done.

[AnimeSmart101]

"I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little sh*t." That was awesome. :D

[sif902]

Haha! Ending was hilarious.

[Catzwillruletheearth]

This and Rowan Atkinson in Hell are awesome.

[JewishPenus]

ROWAN ATKINSON IS A LEGEND!!!!! HIS HUMOR WILL LIVE FOREVER!

[AliciaDort]

I love how Rowan doesn't bother to do a full Scottish accent XD

[Kubinda12345]

"Are you mad?" - "No I'm furious!"

"I wouldn't cancel afternoon school tu bury that little sh*t."

Rowan Atkinson is hillarious

[stephencolbertfanno1]

@hack3ul No, that's Angus Deayton!

[willows79]

How about Angus Deayton?

[moxxisaintclaire]

@hack3ul that's not John Cleese. Moron.

[421ikoom]

who is playing the father?

he seems very familiar but i cant quite place him

[wolfdreamer1992]

lmao

[abidyo]

Teacher: "I've been pulling your leg"

Father: "Oh thank god..."

Teacher: "I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit thing..."

LoL!!

[kevon2000]

i would't cancel evening school to bury that little shit... lol

[mikeyspikey12]

GENIUS (Y)

[pipeorganloverNJP]

I couldn't get what the guy says at 2:56. Care to tell me anyone?

[wrigdo]

@pipeorganloverNJP . . . . "Well it wasn't me who beat him to death"

[wrigdo]

@pipeorganloverNJP . . . . . "Well it wasn't me who beat him to death" (i think)

[Elenandaron]

@pipeorganloverNJP It's actually "Well it was perfectly obvious to me even the first day he arrived here!"

[pipeorganloverNJP]

@Elenandaron I got that; it was the dad's dialogue that I couldn't get.

[chrisofnottingham]

@pipeorganloverNJP

"...I can see where he gets it from."

"Well it wasn't me that beat him to death."

"Well that was perfectly obvious..."

[pipeorganloverNJP]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[thedeathranger]

2:14

Schoolmaster: You see the library card system was...

Father: Wait wait im sorry... you beat my son to death?

Schoolmaster: Yes yes so it would seem, please im not used to being interupted...

[twiggy885]

I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little ****

XD

[tf2iscoolasoplayit]

"well one moment he was bending over and the next moment he was lying down i mean eh"

"dead"

"hmmm deadish"

XD

[finns00]

-I would not be cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit- xD hahaha evil Principal

[DoubleGlog]

Try to transcribe audio with this skit , and watch the results , it's hilarious.

One subtitle read :"I've had to cancel afternoon school on christmas day."

[Zeamus634]

I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that shit. lol

[volante8657]

one moment he's flying around like a paper kate, and the next moment he is completely immovable......and beginning to smell.....

[DoubleGlog]

If he had administered a few fatal beatings to the boy , it's perfectly obvious that he would have been very different , deadly different infact.

[Shadow123786]

'I've been pulling you leg'

'Thank God!'

'I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit'

LOL!!!!

[Shiratsui]

morbid fascination with your son's death......LOL

[JJk12309]

This video couldnt be better

YES Expelled!

[yaser0]

are u mad? i'm FURIOUS hahahahahXD

[oly355]

it's wierd to hear him speak xD

[666him666him]

its a scottish accent.

[smurf238]

@666him666him it's supposed to be a welsh accent.

[pjenkins93]

@smurf238 Wrong Scottish.

[Pisces31660]

@itmbc really isn't it time to grow up??? unless you are 12 i expect you to be down right ashamed of yourself. it's the 21sts century man. snap out of it!!! twat!!!

[infocommaster]

he sounds both british and irish.

[namazanejchleba]

i´d say scottish rather than irish

[kylehams101]

why is everyone quoting it?!

its just there, press play, i find that it is more funny when you see him doing it rather than reading all the wrong quotes :)

this man is god.

[superhamzah85]

@kylehams101

No he's the devil.

seel links>>>

[Itsmylanding]

hahaha!! "I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit".

Brilliant!

[themooddisorders]

genius!

[probadman93]

"I find this morbid fascination with your son's death quite disturbing" that's hilarious.

[conspicu0us]

omg this is hilarious !!

[pRuEaHoLiCz]

Are you mad!!!

i Am furious!!...

Laughing To Death

[dancavful]

: Yes, EXPELLED! If I wasn't making allowances for the fact that your son is dead, he'd be out on his ear!

[SuppaFunkyMan]

ahahahaha fucking hilarious

[thef1fan]

headmaster:i was jokeing forgive me it my stange acerdemic habit

Mr perkins:(quietly oh thank god0

Head:i wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little s***

[ds004]

oh man, very very funny

[Shindai]

"In fact if he wasn't dead he'd be expelled. Yeeeheess, EXPELLED!"

[unScriptedLife]

Rowan Atkinson is a CLASSIC!!! timeless...

[chomcia5000begrudl]

if he wasn't dead i'd have him expelled!

i beg your pardon

yes, expelled!!!

[fireguy1919]

shreyasgholap, your special too

[jecht011]

one of my favorites hahahaha i will not get tired watching these hahahaha

[fripouille69]

"Are you mad?!"

"FURIOUS!"

LOLOLOLOL!!!

[BLu3Ac3]

i wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that lil shitling

[jecht011]

i could have died laughing in that part hahahaha

[icankickflip]

wow when was this made? its hilarious

[kunalparis]

THE BEST !!!!!!!

.

[MisaMumintroll]

"If your son wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled."

...

"I BEG YOUR PARDON???"

"Yes, EXPELLED!"

That 1 is my favourite...

And the ending...

I think i died...

[sfurner]

Fucking hilarious.

[CheeseNib89]

meh, not his best sketch, but still really funny!!!!

[ZlatenIzgrev]

Every time when i watch this, i die.

[carlomilan99]

awesome! the end is simply the best! LMAO

[karldays]

i almost died with the ending

[Kendl8]

same here

[mopoman0]

and here

[kagooganosh]

and here

[megen1996]

and here

[diebydeath]

and here

[JahalomSjachor]

and there too.

[liekkis]

not here

[megen1996]

then your a stick in the heart with no soul

[supersirotic1]

oh my god i love it

[JuNTaBiOs]

these punchline-typing guys are just annoying... they ruin the fun...

[Arthounot]

One thing is to watch first and then read, if necessary.

[JahalomSjachor]

@Arthounot; I don't understand why you're getting thumbed down over this. You're right!

Watch the video first, THEN read the comments, simple as that.

[Arthounot]

Well thank you sir!

You get a thumbs up, for that ;-)

Take care,

Keimpe

[JahalomSjachor]

actually, i'm a girl, but thanks ;) haha ;D

[UltraAmbiguousID]

"Mr. Perkins, I find this morbid fascination with your son's death disturbing." That's the line that gets me.

[FungusyHam]

"I wondered then as I wonder now if he might not have turned out a very different boy indeed if you had administered a few fatal beatings early on!"

Genius!

[MEGACricketman]

Best ending ever!!!!

[c0nzo12]

lol i really didnt see that ending coming!

[Fwormit]

Lol

[dlama1950]

Absolutely priceless - the best of the best of British humour!

[rlang23]

i like it how hes in his mr bean clothes

[edsonyrumba]

I grew up watching and re-watching the 'very few' Mr. Bean episodes, and only heard him really speak a couple of years ago... wow! Comedians like these are hard to find... if not one of a kind.

[harn1000]

i beg your pardon "Yes EXPELLED...

[harn1000]

haha thats awsome i wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit :D

[drummaboy21]

Quite simply Mr. Perkins, if he wasn't DEAD I'd have him expelled! lol, fuckin' genius

[spookyyyyyyy]

-You...beat.. my son ..to death?

-Yes, yes so it would seem. Please, I'm not used to being interrupted.

[spinkwotzer]

He might have turned out a very different boy if you'd administered a few fatal beatings early on

[HaKeeMraz]

He Should Be Playing For Transformers :D

[madmoe19]

i wudnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit

[freddyzcount90]

wouldn't

[madmoe19]

phonetically written mate

[freddyzcount90]

okay :)