Man Talk (No Women Allowed)

[SuperRustyTrumbone]

Didn't look so smart without the glasses.

[TokkerProductions]

@SuperRustyTrumbone ಠ_ಠ

[BillyVortexx]

This *bottle smash* -ing video is the best!!

[TehSecretAgent]

I'm a girl and I watched this specifically because I was told not to. To be honest, I don't like girls very much. I never met another girl I could talk to and hold a conversation with like I could hold a conversation with a boy. Also, girls are way too touchy-feely and easily offended.

[KevinEdwardMiah]

@TehSecretAgent Wow! An actual women stating this... I'm very surprised.

[TheLonelyBoners]

i have that same shirt ...



[ZePopTart]

I'm pretty sure by saying "ALL GIRLS GET OUT" you just dramatically increased the amount of females that will watch this video to the very end.

[Uhlanga]

@ZePopTart And I'm pretty sure that was intentional ^..^

[pharoahjimhotep]

@ZePopTart It worked with me

[Cyberhhhh]

Dumped her.

[7CellarDoors]

@Cyberhhhh Well done. *brofist*

[CrystalRocks5599]

Girl. Still came. I broke the rules. MUHAHAHAHA

[ninjaridley]

The dislikes are by stupid woman who were told that they wouldn't want to hear it so they complain. Dumbasses!

[KittenKoder]

*peaks in* Crap, it's about relationships ... blech. *goes to play video games*

[PersianPaladin]

If my woman did that to me, I'd just give her a good slap and tell her to snap out of it. Works in the old movies anyway.

[antihero355]

Leykis 101 will solve all that.

[DnbDubJunkie]

I just ignore that stupid kind of shit.

[TheSim1derful]

I know you're joking, but it's fucking scary the number of guys on your video who think you're not and AGREE with you. Jesus christ.

[shiftdrive81]

Can you adopt me please? :')

[ScrapingAwayTheSkin]

Consider yourself lucky to have a girlfriend. I'm not that type of girl but you should be thankful to have any type of girl. Everyone knows this. That is all.

[KevinEdwardMiah]

@ScrapingAwayTheSkin Someones grumpy.

[ScrapingAwayTheSkin]

@KevinEdwardMiah Ahaha I must of been. But this guy's pretty demanding for unforeseeable reasons xD

[KevinEdwardMiah]

@ScrapingAwayTheSkin How is he demanding? And what are these, "unforeseeable reasons" you are speaking of?

[ScrapingAwayTheSkin]

@KevinEdwardMiah In other videos. Lol what? They are unforeseeable... obviously. It's not like he's a prize catch.

[KevinEdwardMiah]

@ScrapingAwayTheSkin But what exactly is he "demanding"?

[Mickeym1a2n3]

i wake up to bitching <--- is afraid ima go postal soon eeeehhhh aaaahhhhh oooooooo "FUCK"! oh my i just lost my head "Sorry"! all 4 - give me

[shadeslate]

My girlfriend watched this with me.

>.>

[SkullyMan73]

@shadeslate Your penis should be revoked, I'm sorry its man law...

[estanislao007008009]

pants

[smoochielipz21]

ahaha!!!!

[TheJewlya]

I hate fucking girls and I am one.....just nutso femminist weirdos.. Could never be a lez bean.

[Slazors]

@TheJewlya

He said no Women.

No tits needed, Just GTFO

[minecraftlulzar]

@TheJewlya MAN DOOR

[minecraftlulzar]

@TheJewlya man door >:(

[ergius1988]

@TheJewlya Not to sound sexist or something, but suddenly I feel like I REALLY like you.

[riffz0r]

DONT TOUCH MAH TOOTHBRUSH BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[BigVainyDucks]

i meant america honey,the only country the Flying Spaghetti Monster cares about,may he protect us from chef boyardi

[BigVainyDucks]

have u ever heard of a woman actually being president? i mean seriously the only downside to being born with a penis(and not a vaj,or both) is that u can get picked for the draft:/

[MrsFunneeh]

@BigVainyDucks So, you haven't heard of an actual woman president? Lol. You sir obviously know nothing about other countries. Some countries that have currently female presidents: Finland, Ireland, Germany.and many more.

[Musashi850]

lol nice one bro and true as fuck

[daniellos333]

@SilentSlumber3

i couldnt agree more, fuck that person.

[isemannen]

I once let the clauset Door slightly open and Woooow she blew upp.

[Bierflaschengeist]

Does anyone in here know the let's player HCBailly? Somehow I always - due to the lack of photos of him - imagined him looking like TheAmazingAtheist. :D Just so you know, lol. (This might have been completely pointless, but maybe, just maybe someone knows what I am talking about.)

[Dedrea89]

You are a sexist sonofabitch.

[emogirlfollower169]

No I don't for me it's kinda the other way sorry but really good advice !!!! :)

[DrNaturalPhenomena]

Aha, now I realize why I wanted to kill my entire family with a chainsaw.

[antonio36123]

@TheAmazingAthiest STOP CENSORING!!!

[777pixlemap]

LETS COMPARE DICK SIZES!

[naturalistmind]

why the censoring? is youtube doing that?

[funNypinkbaLletdot]

HAHHAHAHAH my boyfriend alwaaays gets pissed off cause i dont put the cap back on the toothpaste! i just had a fight with him yesterday about this and it turned into a discussion of how Im never the one to apologize for anything and how he always apologizes when he upsets me.. i should have tried harder to act like it was all about the toothpaste! my bad! so you see guys are pretty silly also

[Induktio1984]

I disagree with this. My way of handling is either fight fire with fire or simply pat her gently on the head and continue doing what ever you are doing.

[HolyknightVader999]

@A1pha2R3d What I meant was that I was actually amazed at how some matters can cross lines of religion. Two people can be the very polar opposites, like two men, one Christian and one atheist, one Republican and the other a democrat. And they both have to deal with women back home who are insomniacs and who obsess over order to the point of madness.

[MrBunchies]

Are bananas allowed?

[Fiarrella]

Thumbs up if youre a lady and you watch this!

[CopperFusion]

O.o Oh dear, i'm a hetero male and I go crazy over nothing like that! xD

[CanadAssassiN]

1,340 women watched this

[HolyknightVader999]

I'm a devout Catholic. And you're an atheist. But somehow the message you have here is something even i understand.

Maybe it's because many women are secretly obsessive compulsive, without knowing or admitting it. i even met a girl in college who for some reason was obsessed over a balloon flying above the gym floor; she can't take her eyes off it and wanted to pop it all day, saying she can't stand disorder.

I then joked that she would make a good housewife; she was pissed! =D

[turkville]

1340 people are women who had their speakers on mute at the start...i used to say fuck bloody hell but feminism is so gay it doesnt even occure in  hell. go get layed by a guy and 'fuck' him then 'fuck' your out of the bedroom through the corridor and in the kitchen were you can freely drink your green tea while talkin about about sexism or feminism were some guy actually cares.

[Zevarye]

All this just to get laid?

[Terra1311]

im i the only one hearing glasses breaking in the background?

[TheRudeAmerican]

Man Talk? TJ had a sex operation?

[FallenEagle91]

The door is on the other side of the screen. What you pointed at was my window. But I'm a man so I don't care! :D

[dannytruscott]

1337 people should get back into the kitchen and make me some food

[Mariofanman100]

EPIC

E P I C

!!!!

[leighton1350]

1337 dislikes :O

[RaWr11895]

teehee >:3 imma chick and i watched anyway.. xD rebel!!! xD

[DXhardy831]

@RaWr11895 lmfao me 2! really hope he doesnt mean this shit

[Jaspirita]

I would actually feel MUCH better if my husband did this to me more often instead of acting like it doesn't matter. Yeah, I'm weird ><. I can tell you why the woman is distraught, though. It's probably because she's just trying to keep the house clean and doesn't want to pick up after him. Yes, the reason really is that simple. At least, for me it's that simple. If it isn't that simple for your woman, then she really is bat shit crazy O_O.

[hextacy1]

yep wroks every time :)

but i have to admit,somtimes there are to many trivial things they get mad over

[Anniefied]

What about lesbians can we watch?

(I watched anyway ;D )

[MisterAnimann]

1337 dislikes :P

Also, why censor?

[NitroBlader55]

Leet dislikes lololololol

[Manoffriendship]

Don't censor, you sound way cooler and manly when you swear. BTW, censor sound is pretyt awesome ,lol.

[clutchmc22]

Did you know that G.O.L.F back in the day actually stands for gentlemen only Ladies Forbidden

[DaggelDutch]

HA I watched this and I'm a girl!

But I do agree with you, my sister fights with her boyfriend all the time about NOTHING!!! It's sooooo annoying..

[SephaggramarEU]

@DaggelDutch foei, dit is mannenpraat !

[DaggelDutch]

@SephaggramarEU Het spijt me. :(

[DominatingNA]

@DaggelDutch shame on you...

[DaggelDutch]

@DominatingNA I wil never never never never never ever do it again!

[aris1987kakioussis]

@DaggelDutch *kicks you out of the MAN door* NOH >:L GET OUT... ONLY PENIS OWNERS MAY BE INSIDE.

[DaggelDutch]

@aris1987kakioussis I'm sorry, I will never do it again..

Can I make you a sandwich?

[Zankokurai]

@DaggelDutch I saw your channel, you can make me a sandwich anytime ;D

[DaggelDutch]

@Zankokurai Hooray, I'm allowed to make sandwiches. :DD

[aris1987kakioussis]

@DaggelDutch Yeah I guess you c- WAIT A MINUTE YOU ARE STILL HERE... oooh you're good -.- ...

[DaggelDutch]

@aris1987kakioussis I am awesome. c:

[freedomspeechez]

@aris1987kakioussis ummm bro u might wanna rethink how you wrote that... if ur womean own you youre dick is then kinda owned by her : /

[YankeesYankees27]

@aris1987kakioussis do dildo owners count?

[777pixlemap]

@DaggelDutch GET OUT BEOTCH

[jayc342009]

@DaggelDutch Nice to know not all girls are stupid.

[56like9]

@DaggelDutch He told you to gtfo. NO WOMAN ALLOWED

[DaggelDutch]

@56like9 I already went away to make sandwiches!

[56like9]

@DaggelDutch I'll a ham turkey mustard and wisconsin cheese sandwhich with no mayo. and make it snapy :D and good. :D :D

[DaggelDutch]

@56like9 We don't have wisconsin cheese in Holland. ;o

We do have a lot of other cheeses!

[GamerGuitarer]

@DaggelDutch i would thumb this up, but you're a girl, you broke the RuLEZ!!!!!!

[xy2z1997]

@DaggelDutch GET OUT!! GET OOOOUT!!!

[ulkord]

this made me laugh hard^

[chimmychainsaw]

1330 women need to get back to the fucking kitchen!

[devilskullsixtysix]

I take a different approach. I just dont say anything, do whatever petty thing she asks then I leave the house. She always realizes she was overreacting because I didnt argue nor say a word... And apologizes lol.

[LxE100]

@devilskullsixtysix Haha, I'de take that approach too.

[Eddy787tube]

I dumped my GF >:D

[aardfay]

wtf this is good advice for anyone in a relationship. Overreacting over petty things is an issue some people have about wanting to control everything around them. Both male and females can have that.

[FriedEggsWithChips]

@aardfay Totally true. It's not always just true for couples either but in sibling and parents-child relationships. My dad reduced me to tears once because of a dot on a wall that I didn't put there. It was new wallpaper, so he was getting crazy anal about it. For an hour he insisted it was my fault and kept asking me why I'd done it and didn't I care... finally I gave in and 'admitted' it! Found out later it was my sister. It wasn't even a stain, just a speck. Anyone can get anal over nothing.

[grandmasterreggaex]

Seth Rogen?

[WhiteRose057]

Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. Women must be trampled in order to serve men. They must be obedient to the Reich! This is the war of the future. -Adolph Hitler (look it up)

During the Third Reich Militant Feminists were initially exiled and then after a certain point put in Concentration Camps. The camps were not only for Jews but also for all those who did not engage in right thinking. Camps are for the inferior, Jews, people of color and women.

[itachiitachi1946]

the dude follows the social norms manipulating and changing his behavior and his acts to the calls of the womans wantings despited of his own wantings.respecting and not estimating himself ina good way.aka beeing like a slave of a woman.THATS BS! I SAY.his right with that atitude to fool women(its easy to fool women actualy)BUT why hesays yes to that veto of women? show em u dont take those bitching acts from women.dump them ignore em.if all men would act like that then girlswould run behind men

[IBNEmam]

damn

this is the best way to treat women :D

[WhiteRose057]

@IBNEmam Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. Women must be trampled in order to serve men. They must be obedient to the Reich! This is the war of the future. -Adolph Hitler (look it up)

During the Third Reich Militant Feminists were initially exiled and then after a certain point put in Concentration Camps. The camps were not only for Jews but also for all those who did not engage in right thinking. Camps are for the inferior, colored people and women

[TheSoulOfTheBard]

I'm just curious... Why is it that this video, of the twenty or so of your videos I have watched, is censored? We're guys... We don't give a *sound of breaking pottery like in the video* if you swear in your videos!

[SniffingUhu]

i saw it

X)

[DastardlyDereK]

Sports are gay...

[cinndave]

Is it just me or is there a christianmingle ad below this video for everybody? Why?

[wisdomtrek]

The collective social and individual pscyho/social psychology of the individual conjoin in way's and too degree's such IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING WORTH IT.

Get a fucking SEX DOLL. Cheaper :)

[Numb3rkid]

This works. Worryingly.

[deathtakes]

Anyone who disliked this video is under the thumb of a such a chick, brainwashed by such a chick, or a chick.

[erikaquinn1]

what are you even talking about this makes no sense

[AlucardRawks]

What about people who have both a vagina and a penis? What do they do? Can they watch? D:

[biohead66]

@AlucardRawks really important question!!!! LOL

[werebee]

@AlucardRawks They can only watch half of it.

[ulkord]

@AlucardRawks maybe

[RDBeatnik]

@AlucardRawks They can watch half of it, then get the fuck out.

[LuxConcordiae]

@AlucardRawks They semi-can.

[dagobantoine]

@AlucardRawks just half of it.

[CouchPotato343]

@AlucardRawks Lady Gaga can watch.

[sharkmaster99]

@AlucardRawks Only the first half

[EliroX904]

@AlucardRawks What are you? Earthworm Jim?

[OperationRageQuit]

@AlucardRawks Send me pics.

[AlucardRawks]

@OperationRageQuit I like how your icon is Pedo Bear.

[MurdocB7]

@AlucardRawks they come to me for fun ;)

[manatsunoshi]

actually, the only people i've known who've had mental breakdowns over dirty dishes and misplaced toohbrushes were... my two former boyfriends!

men. so weak.

[Oldcartoons571]

@manatsunoshi What are you doing here!?

Youre not allowed!

[psycicpowers]

hey TJ, you might want to keep your pottery in place they wont fall and break

[KisaTigger]

At first I was like "oh! No women allowed! *obligatory click*"

And then you were like sports.

And my lady boner shrunk right down and I left.

True story.

[Omniculler]

I disagree. You're supposed to either ignore her and remain cool or else play it up dramatically until you are both laughing at how ridiculous the situation has become. These are the only ways to make her realize how silly she was and how in charge you are; i.e. she is testing your reaction whether she is consciously aware or not.

[7Epitaph]

Contrary to popular belief, some of us actually understand women.

[VeggiePyromaniac]

@7Epitaph Liar.

[7Epitaph]

@VeggiePyromaniac

You're probably one with the popular belief.

[webmastertool]

ahh the good ole days when he bleepted the curses.

[minotaur878]

Understanding a Gender is looking at how they view another. It seems you think you are so complicated. You are right too, - that does not necessarily mean that we don't understand Women.

This man is obviously looking for some angry replies, I mean come on, who talks about a WHOLE gender? It's just a joke. I wouldn't take it seriously, at least it is not as bad is Dick M. !

[ParaSpite]

I would probably dump a bitch that acts like that. If she can't be fucking rational about trivial shit, FUCK HER.

She will be rational, or she will be irrational - with another guy, or girl, or as a lonely bitch, I don't give a fuck.

[Derekrife]

Why are 1315 women watching this video?

[TheOnlyOneKingElvis]

This idiot has never been near a woman.

[CrossHolder92]

Roundhouse kick, I say. ;-)

[necromannequin]

I'm a girl, actually a lesbian. My girlfriend is like that... and I'm the femme. o.o

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

Men: If you actually do find yourself in this bazzaar situation, stay calm and ask your girl if there is anything else bothering her because... in most possible cases, there will be.

[collegoflustandfear]

@666jimmysmusicgirl dear sir. a bazaar is an african marketplace. i think the word you be lookin for is bizarre.

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

@collegoflustandfear Thanks,I wasn't sure about that.

[danilafalaleev]

@666jimmysmusicgirl

go fuck yourself you fucking cunt and clean your dirty vagina

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

@danilafalaleev Woah!! What have I ever done to you... or did someone in your family just die?

[mrboyface]

my girls vagina looks like your beard

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

@mrboyface Wow, you just managed to make me feel a little uncomfortable...

[mrboyface]

@666jimmysmusicgirl shes turkish aswell just like you.....i think its a cultural thing...thts what she says anyway

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

@mrboyface What the fuck??

1. I'm not Turkish, I don't state my nationality all over the internet

2. It has nothing to do with culture if a woman has hair where she is supposed to have hair... It's called sticking it to the MAN (or MEN in this case).

[mrboyface]

@666jimmysmusicgirl so if a women keeps a hairy vag that means shes sticking it to the man? ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POWER TO THE PUSSY!

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

@mrboyface Alright mrboyface, have fun when your balls drop because adulthood will hit you like a train.

[mrboyface]

@666jimmysmusicgirl lol i didnt know i was speaking to one, you should try to stop being so narrow minded cos its not very attractive

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

@mrboyface I'm being narrow minded?? Now I've heard it all.

[theyforcedmetosignup]

MEN: The best advice is put your damn shit away. 

[sexiibetch911]

I bet the majority of views are probably by women.

[vitaminbuzz]

Kickass

[guuuurrr]

Lmao I'm a chick and I could give a shit less if "my man" leaves his toothbrush out. Hell, I could almost give a shit less what "my man" does lmao as long as he doesn't commit a felony or trys to fight over stupid little shit as such :p if you think I'm lying Fuck You because I'm not :)

[Bajsiblojean]

@guuuurrr Fuck you, gtfo this video. Women shall obey. Now go make me a sandwitch

[guuuurrr]

@Bajsiblojean I'd make you a sandwich if you were my bf but obviously your not. go make yourself a fucking sandwich lazy bitch ^-^ oh yeah and fuck me that's great :) thanks I'll be sure to try that some time :O

[yummilishious]

ur a woman. u have a vagina. u didnt walk out the door. therefore, ur retarded.

[simpsons8079]

goooooooooooooooooood