HA HA!! That's a good one, I need to remember that.. Chuck Norris can't go skydiving, because when he jump out of the plane, the earth moves out of his way... Classic!
Stupid as stupid is.....Figures that he "thinks" he an intellectual. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO. Oh, GOD, OH, GOD, OH GOD.....this guy is a dipshit.
Chuck Norris went to Liberty University before it was founded.
ranelproductions 1 week ago
really? you're still trying to put out chuck norris jokes?
MikeyMike17 4 months ago
Where standing next to a jet getting ready for take off?
jcamp84 7 months ago
Good lord does your mic have a wind screen?
jcamp84 7 months ago
I was there, XD
adnoble 7 months ago
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
zjbell01 9 months ago
His presence is generating a whirlwind.
yellowintrel 9 months ago 3
Chuck Norris only uses stuntman for crying scenes.
Br0wNN01sE 1 year ago 4
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection...... there were no survivors.
BushidoBudo9000 2 years ago 3
Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun
suopo34 2 years ago
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chuck norris is old and weak
pisaluo 2 years ago
@pisaluo you are a fatass and weak.
SomeGreenTea 1 year ago
imposter
loribomb 2 years ago
chuck norris can moonwalk on water
ETV101 2 years ago 3
chuck norris cant get aids. aids gets chuck norris.
andybrownxx 2 years ago 3
chuck norris lost his virginity before his father
50pourcentQuebecois 2 years ago 7
lmaooo chuck norris can watch every youtube video at the same time
ETV101 2 years ago
chuck norris counted to the infity...2 times
50pourcentQuebecois 2 years ago
Chuck Norris asked for a Big Mac at a Burger King...He got his Big Mac...
coffeehardcore 2 years ago 5
Libery College, wow, thats only an hour from where I live. I just went there a few weeks ago.
guitaroguitar 3 years ago 2
There is no "ctrl" on Chuck Norris' s keyboard, he's ALWAYS in control...
jedidavid5 3 years ago 7
Chuck Norris Didn't Go To Liberty...LIBERTY WENT TO CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
FrankDub87 3 years ago 4
chuck norris graduated becasue he said so
eLEMinator5 3 years ago
Every night before he goes to bed, the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
911chopsticks 3 years ago 2
If Chuck Norris is late, tiume better SLOW the fuck down!!!!
guelphgryphon 3 years ago
of course Chuck couldn't jump out of a plane. If he did, the earth would move out of his way...
hj319 3 years ago 6
HA HA!! That's a good one, I need to remember that.. Chuck Norris can't go skydiving, because when he jump out of the plane, the earth moves out of his way... Classic!
guelphgryphon 3 years ago
Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands When he came back to the U.S. they were just the islands.
Grookster231 3 years ago 3
If chuck norris has $5 and you have $5, he has more money than you.
BoneChipsNBlasphemy 3 years ago 14
chuck norris once ate 3 72 oz steaks in in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
gofeedtina 3 years ago
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Stupid as stupid is.....Figures that he "thinks" he an intellectual. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO. Oh, GOD, OH, GOD, OH GOD.....this guy is a dipshit.
bummer1967 3 years ago
he will roundhouse kick u in the face
bearkat622 3 years ago 7
Chuck IS God.
LeeroyFan101 3 years ago
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
stringer1993 3 years ago 3
when chuck norris does a push up he pushes the earth down
JohnCooler0623 3 years ago
was he giving a speech, or did he graduate..?
DanielBriereRules 3 years ago
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he was giving a speech
ashleighfomMI 3 years ago
We where there giving the speech, not graduating.
ImChuckNorrisBeard 3 years ago
idolo master
xlectromoon 3 years ago
he's actually a very good speaker, they say that stuff about him in jokes, but he is pretty good at public speaking ... and its an interesting story
momamario 3 years ago 2
I graduated from LU this weekend and it he was great =)
treemonkeyrocks 3 years ago 5
Congratulations! I graduated from LU last weekend, too!
oolahula 3 years ago
He is basically just a winner.
whatnowmitch 3 years ago 3