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  • I'd pick the Q7. If you're going to have a car with too much engine under the bonnet it better be a V12

  • BMW X5! is the best

  • I think I am the only British person who wouldn't pick the Range Rover. I would have the ML63 AMG :D

  • my god i love that Q7. 

  • I would choose the audi

  • Have you ever seen the Lada Sportcoupe ? :-o \

  • I don't like these fat SUVs anyway...they're meant to be for the American market...but if I had to decide I would go for the Audi!

  • 0:28 - Jeremy Clarkson's rape face.

  • The range rover is my last choice

  • ahh man this stuff is hilarious!!!

  • "However happily, there is a third way of waste your money" LOL

  • The M guys are something else. inside wheel lifting on an SUV? insanely good chasis. would like to see the x5m vs cayenne turbo s. Not my type of cars but the comparison would be interesting nontheless.

  • Where is the cayenne turbo ??

  • @rickyrod3421 American speaking??? And what would that exacly be? Last time i checked it was still called ENGLISH. 

  • @rickyrod3421 Why dont you go watch the American Top gear then

  • @rickyrod3421 you are a fine example of how dumb and ignorant the majority of Americans are.

  • @rickyrod3421 Nice job dumbass, you made all us Americans look like idiots

  • @rickyrod3421 you are a fine example of the stupidity and arrogance of (some) Americans...good job

  • This guys opinion I can care less about. I love that X5 and I dont go off roading. You can have a family size vehicle and yet have so much power and have that beautiful M driving feel. Who goes off roading LOL. Who cares about gas when you got money LOL

  • Saudi Arabia has the cheapest gas prices in the world.

    There are two kinds of petrol here:

    The 91 octane costs 0.45 Saudi riyals = 0.1199871 U.S. dollars a liter,

    and the 95 octane costs 0.60 Saudi riyals = 0.1599828 U.S. dollars a liter!!!

    Not only that! In big cities like Jeddah, you would also be awarded one box of super soft 100 2-ply tissues for each 10 Saudi riyals = 2.66638 U.S. dollars you fill up your car with!!

  • I feel like this review is a bit bias towards the range rover... Just my own opinion though

  • THEN buy a G55 AMG...

  • I hate Audi...I don't know why?

  • @MrRedwow I'm with you, it's an overpriced Volkswagen

  • lol 0:27 rape face

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  • I wonder how he wil like the new upcoming Skoda Offroader because he liked Yeti more than Rover. I cant wait :)

  • ML63 AMG is better than all of them.

  • buy a jeep trust me ;)

  • Cut of the BM. Put a Volkswagen Touareg V8 TDi, and replace the Rangie with, well a Golf Diesel. Or keep it simple with, replacing the Q7 with a Jeep Grand Cherokee. This is the day before Gran Turismo 5 was released. AND MY BIRTHDAY

  • range rovers are ugly

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  • range rover is an ugly box, dont know why my brother bought one

  • HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MY DEAR???!????

  • BMW > whatever

  • The real Top Speed of the Q7 V12 is 277 kmh

  • @MultiFlightmaster Q7 IS UGLY AND SHIT.

  • he called an audi ugly =.=

  • @AkimboSliceNDice Because the Q7 really is an ugly car same goes for the Porsche jeeps

  • The Audi and the BMW are great but if you want to buy a real djeep you've got to buy the Range Rover!!

  • The Q7 can offroad! I have seen it.

  • At least jeremy and I agree on this big time. Big power SUV's make no sense. They're stupid cars and they're ugly

  • There isn't a cooler show than Top Gear ! I mean all these great cars and Jeremy's jokes :D = Awesome !!!

  • haha "Usain Bolt thrasing John Prescott here."

  • mercedes and audi want to be bmw!!!

    

  • why would you put a v12 in it, if you limit the speed till 155?

  • @16patie German automakers have a gentlemens agreement. Its electronic and easy to remove.

  • @16patie whel...... you can take the limiter of (i mean how hard can that be) :D

  • @emils8002 taking a limiter of a big car with a v12? :P not a good idea

  • @16patie It´s the same with the M5, it has a 550 bhp, twin turbo V8, and the speed is limited to 155 as well.

  • @16patie because the power is used for acceleration....dumb cunt. when are you, or anyone going to go over 155?

  • @raurimckenna if you want acceleration, why would you buy a big car? these cars are more expensive than a nissan gtr

  • @raurimckenna on an autobahn......

  • @16patie and why would you run the fucker i mean V12! on diesel! the idea of diesel cars is money saver this isnt useless germans!!!

  • @666RiffsOfDeth666 and economy

  • @666RiffsOfDeth666 coz they know you won't buy one....have you heard of thing called towing maybe? or the sheer torque? or the fact someone might actual want a v12 diesel?

    I understand your complaint, and next time i suggest if you have an objection...do keep that objection to yourself.....especially if you will never buy such car.....

  • @16patie coz the car body parts wouldnt handle the stresses if it would go above 155

  • @16patie just because they can someone who wins Le Mans and other races with an diesel can do everything

  • @16patie Because you get to 155mph really fucking quick, even while towing your house.

  • @16patie its all about torque in an suv lol not top speed

  • @16patie Torque, acceleration? Moron.

  • @JoSigurd92 Who are you calling a moron, I only see 1 moron and that's you

  • @JoSigurd92 v12 diesel is just stupid

  • @JoSigurd92 And where will u use that, on the highway where the speed is limited? ;)

  • @16patie Massive torque.

  • @16patie well its kinda obvious, over 155 cars need special tires, brakes, aids and suspension so it would cost hell lot of more money, besides if u buy a 4x4 why would u want to go faster than 155 mph?

  • you can add the porsche cayenne turbo to this list of "pointless overpriced SUVs"

  • bmw is failed experiment. Mercedes all day

  • @KIDEKIDE90 mercedes are for the old man or gipsys

  • @hopplacowboy hahaha. Mercedes eat failed bmw. He have supercars like SLR, SLS...bmw? Nothing! Worst German Car.

    1.Mercedes

    2.Audi

    3.Whatever

  • @KIDEKIDE90 LOL umm BMW is ten times better than mercedes. Mercedes r so tacky, had a mercedes as a first car, bad choice, would rather a fuckin skoda, will never look back after buying my BMW

  • @skylinemspecnur dumbass with small brain. Mercedes is better in every look. you are probably some child with 10 years, like everyone else who like bmw fron UNKNOWN reasons! fuck off. Mercedes 1.

  • @KIDEKIDE90 they have M5 and M3 , have you perhaps missed them?

    and back in the days the alpina was the luxury, I myself is not into either of the cars, Im an audi-guy I drive audi. And I have driven alot of mercedes and bmw's as well. though the mercedes has great comfort, it still don't rub the stamp "gipsy" off. Its a damn shame too. Its only my opinion maaaan, Merry christmas.

  • @hopplacowboy bmw is shit, price say that

  • I hate SUVs ...

  • The diesel engine does save money. Make that a petrol engine and you are broke. It doesn't save money as normal diesel cars but that is not a dumb idea Jeremy.

  • The Q7 and the X5 are pointless cars! But that is why I love them! I mean, how often do you go offroad? You don't want to mess up your beautiful car! And I would never get a Range Rover! It is so edgy! It looks like a box on wheels. Although it can offroad perfectly, I still wouldn't buy it! Shitty car!

  • They always talk good about british cars and shit about german cars !

    This aint right !

    Thumps up plz If u agree with me !

  • @DonnnyKhg

    Haha, how wrong you are. Some people say Clarkson was partly responsible for the last British owned large manufacturer of cars failing - Rover, since he shat on them all the time.

    He constantly moans about terrible build quality of British cars built in the 70s when people spent all their time striking.

    He loves the BMW M5. You're a confused person.

  • @somerandomvideo Only because I say something against ur opinnion dosnt mean ur right and me wrong !

    I didnt say that Clarkson dosnt love the m5 or anything, but just listen to what they talk about range rover and what they talk about q7 or x5m ! i gotta go as i dont hvae much time now , i just came here to choose my next car !

  • I have to say, nobody can do it better then Germans. Audi, BMW and Mercedes are bosses of car making. Those are the these best cars inte world. In my opinion. And the coolest....

  • I have always wanted to say. None of these cars are ugly. Thumbs up if you think that Clarkson has bad taste. Je would think that a Skoda Felicia would be goodlooking!!!

  • i think the range rover is the worst actually. anyways nowadays ppl who buy suv do urban driving only and that range rover has the worst fuel economy among them. just saying

  • FRANK KLEPACKI MUSIC?? NICE!

  • Q7 isn't ugly!

  • bulky buttons if u r wearing gloves :))))) why the hell would u want to wear gloves in the car???? cars have a thing called HEATING mr clarkson!!!!!!

  • if they only would have included the porsche cayenne turbo and the mercedes ML 63 AMG in this test it would have really been a test/comparison of the fastest SUV´s.

  • ML63 would romp all these

  • @jbolton254 rubbish x5m would rape it

  • 8:18 hahahaha

  • audi wins LeMans with a diesel

  • dont these guys test drive ridiculous cars anyway!!!... who needs or uses a 1.2 million car...(which they tested b4) or a 350k car for that matter... this show is based on fast ridiculous cars that get 1 to 15 mpg on a daily basis....jeremy is not a consistent journalist...he sucks

  • It looks like a big box on the road.

  • Honestly, I would take RRS, because it perfectly goes off road to say nothing of a highway. Someday before I talked shit on RRS, because I didn't watch videos where its capabilities and performance were brilliantly shown. Take my words back now.

  • bmw sucks!

  • Aahhh...!!! Audi V12 TDI no sence..??

    itz first V12 diesel engine...!! and itz better tha ur BMW X5 M...

    BMW Sucks...!! Audi is winner for me..!!

    Audi is perfect. 

  • @siddhart111 nothing you just said made any sense, a bit like ur favourite SUV.. diesel fueled cars r produced for there economic ability, now Audi made one that guzzles it and ruins the only useful thing about diesel.. sure its impressively powerful, but idiotic at the same time.. enjoy sucking shwartz champ

  • Porsche turbo S will do the job!

  • АУДИ это Элегантная немецкая девушка !!!!!! Машинка просто класс.

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  • The results are as dramatic as putting a furious weasel in your underpants!! LMAO!!

    

  • the tune that stars at roughly 2:30 is "Trifonic - Parks on Fire" if someone's interested.

  • Jeremi..you've always been biased with the Land Rovers!

  • I'd take an BMW any day xD

  • RR is like box and interior is awful I don't like it. Audi is my favourite but it doesn't make sense because of it power. Nice cars for big boys who have too much money

  • lol stupid german car fan boys. I love the m3, i love the audi rs6 avant but lets not be silly here. The range rover is the best of the three, it is no slouch, still works off road and has a way better image and lets face it no one is going to buy these as drivers cars, only image cars. A range rover has style and is just fucking cool, an x5 or q7 is just an expensive german saloon on stilts with four wheel drive.

  • @tockclimber A German car actually works though. Range Rovers are the most unreliable cars in the world.

  • @tockclimber Ehh... You can actually buy these cars for both drive and image cars. My dad recently bought an x5 and the interior is great, it drives great, looks the part. You can go buy your Range Rover, let others buy their BMW or Audi

  • I see the subtle signs of aging. I used to remember a car was gauged by but one quality; in young Jeremy's words 'More Power'...

  • the RR is not even English lol 

  • Haha German kids getting all mad. Pathetic...

  • yeah Im for off road fun.. RR it is..

  • Jesus fuck shut the fuck up everyone. SO you like the audi or the bmw more then the range rover.. I wouldnt take either of them.... might aswell have a jeep srt8 lol

  • jermey is very bias he think that range is sweet but its not

  • I agree yes he Supports british cars but this was more like he was forced to make i mean he didnt take side of any car neither the BMW or the AUDI nor the RANGE ROVER

  • HE clearly let go the Jaguar!!! no way the the Xk could take out the X5m in the 1/4 this video was way too british!!!

  • @Spike1891 rustig aan man...

  • @Spike1891 U MAD BRO?

  • @Spike1891 well jeremy will be laughing at you when you get stuck off road.

    stupid quattro driver.

  • @Spike1891 well jeremy will be laughing at you when you get stuck off-road.

    and he wasnt even promoting the car, he said the rane rover is another way of wasting your money, and that audi isnt even available in the USA.

    legends a.k.a Range Rover vs speed freaks a.k.a Germans

    and that range rover is the safest in the batch so if you have kids you know which car to pick.

    oh yeah richard hammond which you called a nazi has a porsche so shut your mouth.

  • I hate Jeremy this bullshit british fag only support english shitty cars owned by INDIA ! hahaha Range Rover or Jaguar can't test German cars power !

  • It was an xkr not xj

  • I say BMW.I dont care if its slower in a stright line than a XJR but it was leading 60% of the race.And I find those iDrive gadgets pretty cool.And I think if you take the cream leather and fine wood interior it looks very luxurious.

    If Clarkson was Gernan he would eat his own sh*# for both of those cars!

  • I would easy take the audi.

  • i watched this video so i could pick the better of the cars, in Forza Motorsport 4 , am i a nerd or what

  • @zextor Yes you are...

  • @zextor buy an ML63 amg, its a beast on forza 4

  • @zextor lol

  • @zextor heres a top gear top tip, buy the ML63 AMG, makes almost 1100BHP tuned in Forza 4 !

  • @zextor the porsche isn´t in FM 4 only in 3 :D

  • @zextor No you're not, you're passionate about cars and video games possible...

  • @zextor I salute you sir :D

  • I kinda see the point he is trying to make, its not about which car is better, but which was still practical after being "super charged" and I guess there is nothing practical about a 2 ton SUV with a sport package...

  • I am an Audi fan (i ilove BMW too). Make that V12 engine to a petrol engine and it will fuck every SUV in the world.

  • Are the X-models 4WD?

  • @adnanalagic most but I think you can order them rwd only as well

  • @luedriver Yeah. And for example, there is 335i xDrive. Is that 4WD?

  • @adnanalagic I'm pretty sure x means 4x4 in BMW's

  • @luedriver X just stands for the SUV series in BMW

  • fuck you all bring a G-powered x5m :D

  • Answered my own question... The music at 5:32 is Lopez by Deadly Avenger

  • What's the name of the music that starts at 5:32?

  • I imagine the reason the BMW and the Audi don't have controls which can be used with gloves is because they're provided with the technology called "heating"...

  • Put a G-Class. :P

  • The BMW killed the Q7 on the track.

    Its 5 sec faster.On a track thats to bloody much

  • What are you talking about? This Audi is beautiful :-)

  • What are you talking about? This Audi is beautiful :-)

  • God, I LOVE Audi :-) But the BMW is not bad, too :-)

  • Which season and episode is this?

  • The Q7 looks ugly? Roflmao...just look at the Range Rover. :D

  • "rather ugly audi?"

    im sorry the audi Q7 is a boss

  • I case anyone was wondering the red car that the BMW X5M raced was a jaguar XKR

  • The x5m it's just stupid and pointless, The q7 v12 is awkward and the range rover much more senisble and smart

  • THis Show is so fucking Awesome Please come to the U.S.A. and replace the current Top Gear. (The History Channel) with your version please....

  • "It's like sitting in someone's ear" LOL!

  • Most of those fake SUV's never see offroad action. Their entire right to exist is the purpose to show off. Why not be honest about it and built them with engines this clientel appreciates. That is the uncompromising conclusion which has to follow perfection.

    I agree that cars to show off are pointless, but if you accept the premise, you have to conlude that this ugly Lego-Offroad-Landrover fails harsh not only in its offroad-capabilities compare to real SUV's but in its main purpose!

    Q.E.D.

  • 0:29 LOL

  • I hate when top gear makes a commercial for british cars.

    Range Rover looks like a box with a wheels in my opinion.

  • @Xjiei1 Well, welcome to every car in the world, a cabin (box) on wheels.

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  • @Xjiei1 its indian now.. 

  • @Xjiei1 Erm, every car is kinda of an box on wheels. They just have different shaped boxes

  • Audi is the first car manufacturer wins the 24 hour race with a diesel engine thats why they are always improving diesel engines besides it would consume less then petrol even when using v12 and i would buy diesel version and save some money so Audi have done a quite good job! Jeremy go read some history please u peasant range rover fan.. a Q7 do 60 miles in 5 sec boom owned !

  • Bmw x5 the best SUV in the world!!

  • lol yeah driving in  field of grass is really offroad

    some shitty dodge neon could do that

  • wow britain looks like a grey rainy shithole everytime i watch top gear