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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.
@thesadlifeoftoya has a valid question. Why is Amir's bed messed up? They're in a hotel and since Jake's bed is made most likely house keeping came by and made the beds. Which one can then assume Amir messed his up again by napping, or more likely because he wanted to.
Those are pokemon cards.
AssDroidz 2 days ago
anyone notice those are pokemon cards
beezeenus 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
i wonder if woody allen watches this
soheil1372 3 days ago
I mean haltopen12
number1hombre 3 days ago
haltopen21 is right. NYPD playing cards.
number1hombre 3 days ago
next time i play black jack here comes the smoke and fire! :D
thisis26 3 days ago
Still there lol
briguybunda 5 days ago
A deck of pokemon cards?...
number1hombre 5 days ago
@number1hombre I know I was like wtf
sin21ify 3 days ago
@number1hombre new york police department themed playing cards 0:33
haltopen12 3 days ago
Amir cant count to 3 ahaha
chunt3131 6 days ago
0:35 LOLWUT??? they're pokemon cards...
HostileRecon 1 week ago
How come Amir acts like the kid in the park who likes to trick but becomes like a total Asswipe when they get tricked
DogoWar1197 1 week ago
@DogoWar1197 Coz that's how kids who like to trick are...
wushitono 1 week ago
I died at 1:23
Jonah1719 1 week ago
they're playing with pokemon cards. :)
SithScumSlayer1138 1 week ago
@SithScumSlayer1138 yeah, no they are not.....
bthunder75 1 week ago
@SithScumSlayer1138 no....
powderblue80 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Like if you have a facebook tab open(:
WizardvideosInc 1 week ago
smoke....fire omfg that made me laugh so fcking hard xD
magmon2468 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
omg im laughing soo hard lolololololol XDD
pupsi1542 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
that slap looked real
WheresWallace4883 2 weeks ago
Press 5 for Amir to say "Do me"
JanPolska93 2 weeks ago
Amir: Alright, I think I'm ready!
Jake: How many cards are dealt?
Amir: Uhh, Queen?
sepkamrouz1 3 weeks ago
"Fire" I LOL XD
UrielTheAngelOfLight 3 weeks ago
having a collegehumor marathon. started around 8 PM, now its 3 AM. COLLEGEHUMOR, Y U SO ADDICTING????
lifeisfunwithpeople 3 weeks ago 20
0:30 magic the gathering FTW!!!!!!
0rAngeFrOg 3 weeks ago
lol pokemon cards
superhappyapples2 3 weeks ago
im gonna do that to some one 1:30
ANIMESPRITER74 4 weeks ago
hey!!! Only chuck norris can play blackjack with pokemon cards!!!
mrmoototherescue 4 weeks ago
"1, 2, AHHHH" lmaoo
chargersfan1111 4 weeks ago
you guys are at planet hollywood hu! i wuz just there like a week ago:D
krazykoala239 4 weeks ago
they have beds in their office... they also have a mattress closet.
westpointe3 1 month ago
@westpointe3 they are in a hotelroom. In Vegas...
stigoblogg 1 month ago
@stigoblogg cool
westpointe3 4 weeks ago
@stigoblogg THEY ARE IN HOLLYWOOD!!
Torbyz 4 weeks ago
@Torbyz sorry I missed by a couple of miles..
stigoblogg 4 weeks ago
Wow..... Hey Kate! Let's go play smoke and fire!!
constanze206 1 month ago
Pokemon card
7RMRonaldo 1 month ago
I miss the old amir character :( these are hilarious
TheGretschFanatic27 1 month ago
Haven't eaten for ages, I understand Amir more. I also want McNuggets.
rrrandommman 1 month ago
thumbs up if your going to play the smoke and fire game with a friend and get them with it
badmonk3829 1 month ago
1, 2, aaaaaah
SwizzleGuy 1 month ago
is this your card? yes they're all my cards -_-
kannaboom24 1 month ago
lol there using pokemon cards!
RorymckennaCv1 1 month ago
@RorymckennaCv1 i didnt know pokemon cards had normal poker card faces on them.
deadblood2 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
jake- ok you have a 10 and a 7, how much is that worth?
amir- 31 errr 21
jake- no 17
amir- yea 17 sorry i thought you multiply them together
jake- it would still be wrong
amir- AHHH still be right
hahaha
140cooper 1 month ago 2
Pressing Alt and F4 skips the ad.
gsehtrerhrshntre 1 month ago 2
@gsehtrerhrshntre Trolololooololololol
RedJelloStanding 1 month ago
K, I have two questions. Why do people quote videos? If we are on this page we have all heard the joke. And also why the fuck do people thumbs up people who quote the video?
ddrosenzweig 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@ddrosenzweig To highlight their favorite line and share it with others, you don't have to read the comments Ace. =D
rrrandommman 1 month ago
-and thats why they call me the king of clubs
--thats seven of diamonds
-im that.. yes im that too.
--you're seven of diamonds?
lol'd
CrAmbuLa 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Smoke, Fire...
randomaussie3 1 month ago
hahaha theyre both trying not to laugh at 0:21
bhatia26 1 month ago
STARTED: 6 AM
FINISHED: 8 PM WOW ahahahahah
khrismarts24 1 month ago
studying for finals < collegehumor.
markopotamus 1 month ago
i played smoke and fire with my mom then she punched me......
dill422 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
"How many cards are dealt?" "Queen"
88naogirl88 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
This is one of my favorite Jake and Amirs. . . so hilarious!
TheGretschFanatic27 1 month ago
1, 2, aah!
soupyman3000 1 month ago 4
Aw, Amir's adorable when he's sad.
92lolabola 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I haven't laughed at there videos in a while but i laughed a lot for some reason
emandshell 1 month ago
I love Joe Amir slaps Jake upside the head all the time
YesItsBri 1 month ago
is he holding a pokemon card ?
nizzlefwizzle 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
fuck these mother fucking 30 second ads
rameez3007 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Was that a Pokemon card?! Lol-3
pinkunicorn0116 1 month ago
@pinkunicorn0116 Nah,everyone seems to think that.I think it's just some random symbol.
SergeantTomato5 1 month ago
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Markodide 1 month ago
"Maybe we should learn how to count cards. 1..2..AAAAAH!"
TheBeeaful 2 months ago
If You're not watching this on Fibe Tv) I don't give a shit about you're T.V service -.-
MikeFtw221 2 months ago
1,2... AHHHHHH
ClimbinGuru123 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
0:27 - 0:31
I am now convinced that Jake is a wizard.
No one is naturally that awesome...
acamp1995 2 months ago
I tried the smoke and fire thing on my friend. Was funny until I had to pick up all the cards. :(
CoolCuz223 2 months ago
*Slap* When were you gonna tell me that?
raggledy 2 months ago 231
@raggledy I WAS GONNA POST THAT
jdown79 2 months ago
@jdown79 Lol sorry. Oh but I love that part. Sooooo funny!
raggledy 2 months ago
Is this ur card. There all my cards...
XD
colejohnson66 2 months ago
You're a 7 of diamonds? Haha lol
EpicGamer229 2 months ago
ahahaha fire XD
its 4am i should be asleep -.-
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AvniM6 2 months ago
FUCK! That one slap looked like it hurt LOADS!
For a skinny dude, Amir packs a wallop when your not lookin', man.
PrairieRockz 2 months ago
*SLAP* When were you gunna tell me that! SOUNDS LIKE MY LIFE
MunkeysLuvPie1 2 months ago
They are not using pokemon cards...they are "NYPD" cards...fuckin idiots.
Marct89 2 months ago
Did anyone else notice that they were actually pokemon cards?
TheistAtheist 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@TheistAtheist did you realise your an absolute retard, there playing cards
ryanfenton382 2 months ago
i would love to play black gangster!
steve1234522 2 months ago
they are using pokemon cards..
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AidanWongMcGee 2 months ago
started crakin up at 0:23
BronzyAxis44 2 months ago
fire
TheAndyLemon 2 months ago
you are not a robot intro, hoodie allen reference?
Sody222 3 months ago
0:24 , amir almost laugh, aha.
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hewspape 3 months ago
Pokemon cards LOL
imag1291 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Best Fucking Episode Yet !
TheMiniSmith 3 months ago
The end was so cute lmao
93sk8rguy 3 months ago
I should play the fire and smoke game with my friends!
Tom8731 3 months ago
"If you have 15 with a dealer showing 10 that would mean you wanna hit...Not me"
...."Sorry"
"Neh..Dont be"
XD!
Angelbaby7041 3 months ago
pokemon cards
ExOtICxPaNdA117 3 months ago
*slap* when were u going to tell me that..
ahahahahaha
6666mick 3 months ago
at the start it sounds like a dildo than a robot
SpeacialD 3 months ago
this one makes me laugh sooo hard haha
Spheett 3 months ago
i rofl every time i see amir hit jake lol
mmando54 3 months ago
RIP jake :(
9552545 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I think i just say a pokemon card when jake flicked them at amir
rdawson1276 3 months ago
that looks like a hotel room.....honeymoon in wegas?
desidol22 3 months ago
I love how Amir always freeks out at the littlest things
XD5133 3 months ago
Ouch! Crazy slap
sixstringalchemist 3 months ago
I need some kind of bot that automatically clicks "Hide Annotations" every time I watch a Collegehumor video...
WeAreAirborne 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 230
@WeAreAirborne go to setting and turn off annotations
TheSuperdxhbk 3 months ago
@TheSuperdxhbk Thank you!
WeAreAirborne 3 months ago
@WeAreAirborne have fun with it :PP
TheSuperdxhbk 3 months ago
@WeAreAirborne thanks for alerting me before it started
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Rand0mVideoGuy 2 months ago
@WeAreAirborne Top right hand corner, arrow next to your user, settings, playback set-up, uncheck show annotations
AlexXAxel 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@WeAreAirborne account, playback setting, uncheck the "show annotations" default button
Xgryphon2142 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 55
@Xgryphon2142
You are fucking amazing. Thank you.
RS1Comedy1Vids 1 month ago
@Xgryphon2142 omg thanks dude.
dudeuramarb1 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
0:20 amir slaps jake and jake tries so hard not to laugh
anotione 3 months ago
0:20 I can watch this over and over again
1:37 good work on the lighting
ok2431 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
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ok2431 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Lol.
TheBlackjackSystem 3 months ago
are they pokemon cards?
shooter8718 3 months ago
"maybe we should learn to count cards! one, two... agh! um..."
TaylorTempesta 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
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Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.
mrb00mshakii 4 months ago
Hahaha, the cutest!
iamfreyac 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
I want Jake to be my friend. He doesn't hit back when you hit him.
WeAreAirborne 4 months ago
how can i download this on itunes
hanley2458 4 months ago in playlist jake and amir playlist
this is my fav vid of them! haha
i love how jake is still nice to amir even tho hes fucking retarded :)
hes perfect ;D
LaTripper 4 months ago
I like how jake asked you there even though he knows amir is in the bathroom
munguia19 4 months ago
@munguia19 amir asked if jake was still there though?
havocbeast 4 months ago
FOCKK those adds!!! HOLY NOSE.
MisterTheLawence 4 months ago
one, two, Ahhh
SlimRoethlisbergerX 4 months ago
i do that smoke, fire thing all the time now
GaMacGamez 4 months ago
"was this your card?" "they're all my cards. you made me pick every card."
Akulpa47 4 months ago
@thesadlifeoftoya has a valid question. Why is Amir's bed messed up? They're in a hotel and since Jake's bed is made most likely house keeping came by and made the beds. Which one can then assume Amir messed his up again by napping, or more likely because he wanted to.
giggles090892 4 months ago
My favorite episode.
RushingRiotGaming 5 months ago
are those real cards or pokemon cards
ibayibay1 5 months ago
still there? xD
willbawesome123 5 months ago
When jake nearly laughs it makes me laugh haha!
CrazyNinja2008 5 months ago
these videos are like crack.. you say your only gonna watch one more and then BAM!! its 3:00 a.m. .....
junior214223 5 months ago
Lol pokemon:)
KJS0FLY 5 months ago
pokemon blackjack??
itapia109 5 months ago in playlist jake and amir
the 7 of diamonds is black....
hayls22 5 months ago
I must learn that card trick.
limxzero 5 months ago
amir is the best actor ever
TheSunderstorm 5 months ago
the cards look like pokemon cards
MegaBearShit 5 months ago
Who else replayed the slap part moere than twice?
95Thekrish 5 months ago
My favorite episode :)
bicolourwaif 5 months ago
Epic win with the pokemon cards
spymat7 5 months ago
One, two.. aaargh.. Amir clearly doesn't know number 3
RJari 5 months ago
"Black jack is simple"
"Hey hey, that's a little racist for my taste. Maybe it shouldn't be a jack. Just be black... like a gangster"
ZacRothe 5 months ago
@ZacRothe thanks for quoting, otherwise no one would know what they're saying.
smokejc 5 months ago
Omg... Best magic trick ever...
hidronoob 5 months ago
Is it more or was jake being extra nice in this video
Boatsnhoes221 5 months ago 2
haha the smoke fire thing is so fun to do
TheReckoner007 5 months ago
I gotta try that smoke and fire shit on somebody.
shittarded 5 months ago
I love how people are always trying to see whas messed up with the videos of Jake and Amir.
LUCKYJ3SS3 5 months ago
Dear evryone who keeps asking a out one bed being messed up. They had to spoon to keep warm.
jewbacca1732 5 months ago
i wana be their best friend..
carlostn 5 months ago
Amir looks better without a beard :) so cute
dancestarabc 5 months ago
omg jake tried so hard not to laugh at 0:58
suckonrange 5 months ago
Haha. Love how Amir always acts so childish! : )
MrDiffering 5 months ago
this is so cute !
yrasianinvasiontv 5 months ago
Are those pokemon cards?
spymat7 5 months ago 3
@spymat7
Yes. Yes they are.
Awesome2theM4x 5 months ago
52 CADR PICKUP!!!!!
TheeSquirrellll 5 months ago
they remind me of dwight and jim from the office. :)
kyleesmusic 6 months ago 3
@kyleesmusic Other way around.
SuperiorSwagon1 5 months ago
love this one.
KairiHawkeye 6 months ago
Those look like Pokemon cards....
Aimery1397 6 months ago
@SuperRandomToast: But, they are in a hotel... They don´t have to make their beds...
thesadlifeoftoya 6 months ago 3
AMIR IS SUCH A BABY IN THIS ONE I LOVE IT! <33333
altairPWK 6 months ago
Why only one bed is messed up?... ¬¬
thesadlifeoftoya 6 months ago 218
@thesadlifeoftoya Jake makes his bed, amir dosn't.
SuperRandomToast 6 months ago
@thesadlifeoftoya One is Amir's and one is Jake's... I pray to God you were being sarcastic
LongLongLists 5 months ago
@thesadlifeoftoya Jake makes his bed, amir dosn't.
SuperRandomToast 5 months ago
@thesadlifeoftoya That's obviously Amir's bed
HawkzTube 5 months ago
@thesadlifeoftoya because its amir's
popsiclepopsick 5 months ago in playlist jake and amir
@thesadlifeoftoya because that is where amir slept and he has never been onganized hehee
BrazilianseXd 5 months ago
@thesadlifeoftoya there is a second be d on the right
JLPAG1 5 months ago
@thesadlifeoftoya obviously because it's amir's bed :P
whiteplopy 5 months ago
@thesadlifeoftoya because jake knows how to make a bed and amir doesnt
MrPhantompants 5 months ago