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  • This is my shit.

  • SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING TYLER THE CREATOR WOULD SAY

  • Today aint yo day

    Today aint yo day

    Today aint yo day

    Today aint yo day

    I want a chicken fillet

  • FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!

  • with mayonaise on it?

  • luvv it

  • Ooh shit I laughed so hard my side hurts!! Today ain't your day,,, went to chicken fillet LMFAO

  • Lol I'm weak.!

  • THEM HO'S WAS OUT THERE BOPPIN AND REPORTED A PROBLEM! LOL THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKIN FOOL

  • god damn this is good

  • His facial expressions are priceless!! lol

  • She said u smell funny, i said bitch thats my cunt...wit mayonaise on it

  • whats up ya cunt

  • Ran train on that bitch, i said hold on bitch, i said bitch, i said bitch, bitch, bitch, I guess bitch.

  • "My hand in your face or my gun in your MOUTH" xD

  • IF U LIKE THIs UR PROLLY A ogoog OGOGOG

  • ctfu!

    

  • 4 dislikes for the guy that got his rist cut verticly

  • SMOKED A BAG OF METH

  • i said... hold on bitch, i said bitch, i said bitch, bitch, bitch, i guess bitch

  • if you like UNFORGIVABLE you need to watch unforgivable by amber part 1!!!! she is hilarious. (WHITE GIRL DOING UNFORGIVABLE=PRICELESS)

  • @haebro That shit was retarded.

  • man this shit be bangin!! haha

  • dis go hard

    

  • I wish I could like this more than once

  • wassssuppp ya CUNT

  • IM TURNIN ON MY OWN NIGGAS X.X

  • LMAO FUNNY AS FUCK I GOTTA NUT YEAH NIGGA!! U WANNA GET ME HIGH

  • My hand your face, my gun your mouth!! whatd ya bring whatd ya bring whatd ya bring bring bring

  • 1:50 lmfao

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH THE 4 PEOPLE THAT DISLIKE THIS VIDEO ARE FUCKIN LOSERS YO!!

  • LMAO, they made it rhyme, that shit put this above all other mashups!

  • Pretty dope

  • wassup, ya cunt?

  • Gangster style

  • WHERE IS THE MP3??

  • Whats up ya cunt, whats up ya cunt, whats up ya cunt, and how big is your cunt

  • Took him by his wrist...

  • today aint your day u wanna chicken filliet

  • Lol This is honestly the best one

  • @khaoskay LOL i know right? the california girls one was good too but they took it down after a couple weeks

  • lol.. good shit..lol

  • now we know where lil wayne gets his writing material

  • I FUCKING LOVE THISSSS

  • how the hell can you dislike this shit,its pure COMEDY

  • KNOCKED OUT HER FREAKIN TEETH; SHE WUZ BLEEDIN ON THE SHEETS

    i wuz like what yall watchin hoes? it was about that time to hit da sack; we aint yo average joooooeeeeeezzz

  • The Beat Fire as Hell

  • lol haha!  yyyyeeeaah!!!!

  • I said bitch taday aint ya day; we went to chicken filet; ahaha

  • hand to yo face or my gun to yo MOUTH!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA

  • Greatest line.....thts just my cunt with mayonaise on it

  • ......And how big is your c*nt?

  • Ran train on that bitch, I said.....hold on bitch, I said bitch, I said bitch,bitch,bitch, I guess bitch. LMAO!!

  • lmao please make more

  • And Stuck it up Her Piss HOLE!

  • LEFT WITHOUT PAYING

  • HAHAHAHAH Shits funny as hell

  • SHIT IS TO FUNNY

  • fucking brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!! love it

  • Dat nigga funny as hell

  • Bitch is you crazy......the legend of bagger vance!

    LOVE IT

  • ive watched alot of these vids but this one really made me laugh nice job props

  • Amazing vids man, keep up the hard work!

  • This DEFINITELY deserves a LOT more views.

  • whos these people

  • Great!

  • yay im the first to dislike

    whats upppp

  • @wyjytao dude, you suck at life

  • @wyjytao dude, you suck at life

  • 31,101 views, 131 likes, and ZERO dislikes! LOL i dont think anyone can watch this and not laugh

  • Took her body, ATE IT, took her to silver ballll

    Took a crap, took her panities off, SOME PLACE IN THE MALL!

  • this person is really talaneted to put this together. nice job

  • WHASSUP YA CUNT WHASSUP YA CUNT WHASSUP YA CUNT! AND HOW BIG IS YO CUNT!?

  • this one and fireman is so sick

  • some hoes we aint yo average joes... it was about 7 o clock bitch you lookin to suck a cock? LOL SICK flow SICK rhymes put together perectly/

  • so sick dude subbed nice fucking rhyming so good and flowing... love it its perfect... its not like the otheres that dont flow or rhyme

  • So funny and well done!!! Who is this guy and what's the story behind all this?

  • Whassup, YA CUNT

  • this shit is sooo fucking funny

    any download links?

  • Bitch - NO-ONE ASKED THAT!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahaha this is the shit!

  • smoked a bag o meth!

  • LMFAO!!! nigga dozed off real quick

  • I got chainsaw Nigga, Watch yall watching, hoes. lmao

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    this is so damn goood! fucking genius whoever made this up , i give you props bro this shit was halarious! :D

  • brigz on da river qwuad lmao. bitch. bitch. i guess bitch.

  • whats up-ya cunt

  • I wish there was a download link for this song. This is awesome

  • lmfao o shyt dis jawn bang

  • " we aint yo average joeeessss....."

  • BUST  A CAP IN UR MOUTH!!

  • them hoes was out there boppin

  • WHATS UP YA CUNT!!!!!!

  • you are good!

  • nigga dosed off real quick

  • Omg Best Video ! I Bet It took Long To Make It

  • rofl omg dis is pure genius mix dawg...lmao cant stop laughing and watchin it

  • HEY EVERYBODY...The people at EMI are a bunch of LITTLE PANSIES!!! If U try to click on the link to the "California Gurls" Unforgivable mashup, it will tell you that EMI has blocked it on copyright grounds!!!

    On a plus side, that must mean that these videos are popular enough that EMI decided it would be worth it to censor them.

  • THIS IS WAYYY BETTER THAN THE MAINSTREAM RAP TODAY MAN

  • haaaaaaaaaa

  • today aint yo day we went to chicken filet

  • 3:06 you smell funny bitch thats just my cunt

  • today aint yo day today aint yo day went to chicken filay

  • dumb coon

  • wow dis shit is funny

  • This is awesome..

  • hahahaha epic

  • wassup ya cunt

  • lmfaooo 2ND BEST !! WATS UP.. YA CUNT

  • XD fuckin awesome!

  • We wanna run train Cuz I aint got no money I was like what sport u play u little pansy?

    u smell funny Bitch that's just my cunt Wit mayonnaise on It Go up there Waffel frys

    I was at target I done seen a lot of things hand it over

    7 o'clock Ur a slut n you know u r Bitch u lookin to suck a cock? Got a chainsaw

    Nigga I was like wat yall watchin hoes About that time to hit the sack We aint ur average joes

    LOL! Put together very nicely

  • this is better than any lil wayne song I've heard.

  • HAHAHAH TOOK HER BODY! ATE IT! TOOK IT TO SILVER BALL!!

    THAT WAS GENIUS!

  • LOL... AT 2:00 THAT WAS PERFECTLY DONE....

    "ANY WAY GOT DONE PLAYING

    MADE HER GIVE ME HEAD

    AND LEFT...

    WITHOUT PAYING"

    LMFAO you did a good job on this one funny as hell

  • Took a crap, took her panties off, at some place in the mall. XD !

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

  • my hand in ur face or my gun in ur mouth

  • lmfao!, AMAZING

  • BITCH IZ U CRAZY?!? 2:04

  • What yall watchin hoes

  • "anyway, got done,

    got through playing,

    made her suck my dick afterwards,

    left without paying"

    That's amazing. That's actually better than anything in most hip-hop these days.

  • lmao!!!

  • This song has the best chorus in rap music

    "Saw a girl that caught me eye...while he was on the floor dyin'

    I wanna MEET 'em! I'ma make 'em make me sandwhiches all night

    I said wassup...ya CUNT (3x)

    how big is your cunt?

    Bust a cap in your mouth...knocked her braces out of her mouth!

    My hand, your face, or my GUN in you MOUTH

    I said wassup...ya CUNT (3x)

    And how big is your cunt?"

  • lol this is sooo fresh like omg! im dyin laughinnnn :DDDDDD

  • ahhh this shyts too funnyyy

  • "smoked a bag of meth!!!!"

  • LMAO it actually flows too

  • This and Fireman...its the rhymes. Not a lot of video mixes get put together with actual rhymes.

  • LMFAO TOO FUNNY!

  • Growls 4(x) Took him by his wrist put it in her pussy Smoked a bag of meth Lets go smoke some weed 2(x) Saw a girl that caught my eye He was on the floor dying I wanna meet em; Ima make them make me sandwichs all nite. I said whats up ya cunt 3(x) And how big is your cunt Bust a cap in your mouth,Knock her braces out her mouth My hand your face or my gun YOUR MOUTH Whats up ya cunt 3(x) And how big is your cunt Im turning on my own niggas Who these niggas in this pictya
  • We went to Home De-pot Bo-vice brought his lil sista No i didnt bitch.Yes you did Bridge on the River choir I got a nut yeah nigga you wanna get me higher Bitch what all these people doin out here... Cut off her nipples,Wripped her skirt apart and stuck it up her pisshole.. Ran train on that bitch..I said hold on bitch.. I said Bitch 4(x) I guess bitch I said today aint yo day 3(x) we going to chicken fillet I said today aint yo day 3(x) we going to chicken fille
  • Knocked out her frickin teeth She was bleeding on the sheets Maybe a coke to drink.. or something 2 or 3 weeks My name is Tiffany..Bitch you aint no nerd.. And i went to bed you know its bovice involved Bitch, Made her give me head. Anyway got done playing..made her suck my dick afterwards left without paying I slapped that bitch so fast (chuckle) Got some pants I said bitch is you crazy The legend of Baggervance
  • Saw a girl that caught my eye

    He was on the floor dying

    I wanna meet em; Ima make them make me sandwichs all nite.

    I said whats up ya cunt 3(x)

    And how big is your cunt

    Bust a cap in your mouth,Knock her braces out her mouth

    My hand your face or my gun in YOUR MOUTH

    I said Whats up ya cunt 3(x)

    took her body ate it, took her to silver balls, Took a crap took her panties some place in the mall...

    Give me a DR.PEPPER BITCH

  • whoever wants the MP3 download for this message me and I got cha

  • Saw a girl that caught my eye

    He was on the floor dying

    I wanna meet em; Ima make them make me sandwichs all nite.

    I said whats up ya cunt 3(x)

    And how big is your cunt

    Bust a cap in your mouth,Knock her braces out her mouth

    My hand your face or my gun in YOUR MOUTH

    I said Whats up ya cunt 3(x)

    took her body ate it, took her to silver balls, Took a crap took her panties some place in the mall...

    Give me a DR.PEPPER BITCH

  • Knocked out her frickin teeth She was bleeding on the sheets Maybe a coke to drink.. or something 2 or 3 weeks My name is Tiffany..Bitch you aint no nerd.. And i went to bed you know its bovice involved Bitch, Made her give me head. Anyway got done playing..made her suck my dick afterwards left without paying I slapped that bitch so fast (chuckle) Got some pants I said bitch is you crazy The legend of Baggervance
  • We went to Home De-pot Bo-vice brought his lil sista No i didnt bitch.Yes you did Bridge on the River choir I got a nut yeah nigga you wanna get me higher Bitch what all these people doin out here... Cut off her nipples,Wripped her skirt apart and stuck it up her pisshole.. Ran train on that bitch..I said hold on bitch.. I said Bitch 4(x) I guess bitch I said today aint yo day 3(x) we going to chicken fillet I said today aint yo day 3(x) we going to chicken fillet
  • Growls 4(x) Took him by his wrist put it in her pussy Smoked a bag of meth Lets go smoke some weed 2(x) Saw a girl that caught my eye He was on the floor dying I wanna meet em; Ima make them make me sandwichs all nite. I said whats up ya cunt 3(x) And how big is your cunt Bust a cap in your mouth,Knock her braces out her mouth My hand your face or my gun YOUR MOUTH Whats up ya cunt 3(x) And how big is your cunt Im turning on my own niggas Who these niggas in this pictya
  • And whoever wants the MP3 download for this message me and I got cha

  • Imma let you finish..... BUT THIS IS THE GREATEST YOUTUBE VIDEO OF ALL TAIMM!!!

  • GENIUS !!!!

  • THIS....IS....CLASSIC!

  • pleast tell me this is for download!!

  • dude this is greatness!!!

  • whass up ya cunt?!

  • someone please let me know if there is an mp3 for this

  • ".../ whatchall watchin hoes!?

    hit the sack n get sum pussy/ we aint yo average joes"

    LMAO! you found the perfect rhyming lines! truly DOPE!

  • @HRxRS sry, i messed that line up ^_^

  • Anyway got done, Got thru playin, Made her suck my dick afterwards left without payin! Hahaha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!.......­.. HOLY SHIT i cannot stop laughin! Wuts up?... Ya cunt!!

  • that shit was fiya

  • me and my roomate have been singing this song for days

  • "them hoes was out there bobbin.. and reported a problem." sooo good haha

  • hahahhahahahahahaha damn diz funni azz hell

  • this shits fuccin funny The Part That Hellah Made Me Bust Out Laffin "Bitch Thats Just My Cunt With Mayonaise On It" LMAO hella laffs

  • Shits fuckin funny

  • LMAO SHITS fuckin fuNNy!!!

  • Damn it rhymes too which makes it even funnier

  • hahahah

    dude this is classic

  • How can this not be your favorite video lmao

  • Fucking awesome. 5 stars!

  • aye thiss go supa hard! lmao its sooo funny! genius! how do i get this on my ipod???

  • WOW man you're the SHIT! this is fuckin awesome and i hate youtube videos!!!! U RULE MAN!

  • shits tight as fuck been down since unforgivable 1

  • yoo much respect on thiss vidd dis shit hillariousss !! lol wussupp yah cuntt !! hahaha . yoo how can i qet this on muh ipod ?

  • This is the shhiiiiittt!!! how can i get this on my ipod??? hit me up plz!

  • Bitch, thats just my cunt with mayonnaise on it!

    Amazing.

  • lmao awesome

  • THIS IS BRILLIANT

  • "Got her in a little trouble/Here's a Gun.../I lookin for some cunt and some butthole!"

    LMFAO!!!!

    how'd you do this, this shit's genius lolol

  • Genius! Everything rhymes. :D

    ahahahaha