Black Ops: Epic Dolphin Dive Fail (Black Ops Machinima)

[radikfalchs]

I got one in Grid

I was in the building with the ramp in the balcony,

i dived from that ramp trying to land in the truck.

But i 'slipped' of the truck and in the floor, 2 guys threw me semtex

and another one shooted me when landing.

[Kool33snap]

epic dolphin dumbass

[Mrsamdahitman]

i dolphin dived into a grenade i chuked it back but they through another :( lol

[506tanker]

i dolphin dived into a claymore once

[5tevenmctowelie]

@506tanker i dolphin dived into someones knife once lol

[KrazyKopite1]

set up

[shoashu]

how do u dolphin dive man?!!??!!

[mcelroy10tv]

@shoashu Run And Hold crouch You Noob.

[nachoman4ever]

they learned that move from the matrix... but they forgot that that was just a movie

[dazo1234567]

I think both of them were trying to go prone and forgot about the dolphin dive :D

[Marlonku100]

the planed it

[CJLewis20]

completely set up

[necrohunter90]

-_-

[mblade112697]

total fake the second guy went right off the edge

[GYSgamer]

@mblade112697 Well maybe he tried to dodge & then go back on... which failed

[firekid38]

hey i am apart of respawn

[MrCook69120]

@firekid38 hey guess what, no one cares.

[TheJAWproduction]

#haha

[tonyt3333]

Lol i'm pretty sure that was planned xD

[GloBalGlitChAz10]

cool #LOL #FAIL

[Hardagate]

what happened to 0:41

[EmperorOltin]

I disliked then I LIKED!

[lucadotboii]

/watch?v=_alSQwxYVG4...<--- This sir Is a win.

[XxTHEViLN33BxX]

@lucadotboii lmao dare you to watch the vid on my channel

[BlindPilot42]

I'm not saying it's fake and gay, I'm saying it's staged and bicurious

[luck127]

ive had a worse dolphin dive fail

[RogueFromBehindWoW]

song is Celldweller the last firstborn.

have a nice day.

[homerunboi]

as soon as he fell off, he thought: god hates me... Imma go drink a beer.

[unholyARBITER]

Mac11 ftw

[BlasterV16]

lol, looks set up, but was funny

[IBeaTTz]

hey guys cant u tell its set up

[nunupower]

Did i hear slipknot?

[starrcws]

Bad Machinima but funny as hell

[markprins1994]

i like this video funny music xd

[ilikepicole]

bs

[alex199622]

cos that was good?

[0894499966]

no add at the beginning? :(

[HonestyoverLoyalty]

Song? =D

[thepinkguy1]

LOL HOLY SHT

[RtdXyron]

Epic? No , Fail and gay video? Yes

[geo12325]

Wow how does a piece of shit video like this get 70 thousand views. Guy who made this must have been smokin some good kush

[aftermathmovieslite]

YeSSS CELLDWELLER!!!!

[MrPsykokiller13]

im going to find the person that made this and strap him down and force him to watch this video over and over while a voice plays "what the fuck is this shit" over and over *takes breath* that was all on the top of my head

[tr1nity4l1v3]

:D:D:D

[strahinjjja]

This kinda video makes me unsubscribe to machinima...

[strahinjjja]

This is actually not funny its sad that ppl gotta pres CTRL when they get in combat situation... no skilled ppl i feel sorry for you ;(

[Toasteren]

@strahinjjja it's on Xbox or PS3 =P

[strahinjjja]

@Toasteren its lay button to lay down...

[xIndca]

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[bigbangkadouken]

this to be honest look staged and not failed so it was a fail fail... but the thought that someone could do this is quite funny

[IRONBULL777]

LMAO!!! Seem like for every one video that's good on Machinima, there's 10 bad ones!!

[gam3n3rd3000]

@IRONBULL777 Hey man, thanks just bullcrap. There are many good vids presented by Machinima, but there are also bad ones of course. Dont fucking make whole Machinima ridicoulous because of one bad vid.

[IRONBULL777]

@gam3n3rd3000 Those 15 up votes say otherwise.....

[XxTHEViLN33BxX]

@gam3n3rd3000 the vid on my channel should be on machinima!!!!

[SpideySwagger]

lmaooooo at the troll haters haha only if they were on machinima.... Jealous! HA

[Chibstuh]

videos igh, Music is AWESOME!!

[Watching233]

I paused the video and 0:00, checked the dislike bar, commented, and left knowing that i saved 100 years of my life

[darkcrusader847]

Check out this girl's Black Ops vid: /watch?v=kuaivNso9fc

[Norgs92]

ojala le diarrea al que lo creo -.-

[GODofCODmick]

You suck camel dick

[AerioNauts]

lolmachinima

[foddits]

check out this girl's black ops vid: /watch?v=kuaivNso9fc

[RussianSleepingBear]

Worst part of video as 0:01 to 0:42

[JammyDodger108]

New sport. Syncronised dolphin diving.

[myspacceer]

garbage

[xenepaxu]

Gay

[Gewok666]

This is fucking terrible.

[th3on3andonlylov3r]

this was worse than cancer

[R6ASSHOLE]

Gay

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

clearly staged, i hope no one is that retarded

[KaoFamJK]

this is good

[obadets3]

I have a staged unfunny video too! Can I be on Machinima? herp derp

[wrathkilla]

Shoulda made a montage, NOT a single clip of staged shit.

[Manabitach]

haha, funny

[mazzpsykoziz]

commenters suck... this video was funny if your a fan of oldschool action sequences gone wrong...

you could see it was only 52 secs long... you should know get lifes

[perhour12345]

I need some Subscribers!

Message me if you Subbed to me so I can sub to you :)

[NathanJuK101]

the best part was the ending, when it ended.

[RaYk1LL3r]

lol thats not a dolphin dive FAIL.it's a skydiving WIN!!

[gojirafan123]

O.K., putting 5 or 10 of clips like these in a video together is cool, but putting 1 fail alone as a whole video, and then calling it machinima, that won't fly.

[stuartrockin]

Vid sucked, i only watched it because of Celldweller <3

[darkcrusader847]

This girl's COD vid is crazy: /watch?v=kuaivNso9fc

[halo3face777]

im not gonna that waz kinda cool

[igo170]

was that meant to be funny..?

[123jlaney123]

someone liked this shit?

[Kalliburn]

Lol I love how this is treated like a montage :) good job make more I thought it was funny

[Epockolips]

song name?

[JCBthaName]

fake and gay

[Spart3nstudios]

fakeeeeeeeeeeeee on so  many lvls

[retardofthe21century]

my computer literally had to restart this video because of how shit it was no joke

[X88MasterpL88X]

@retardofthe21century lol me too

[XnotoriouskingX]

#2013 =)

[gateway1119]

i was # 2007 :D! best year of my life

[obeast49]

FUCK I CLICK THE LIKE BUTTON

[grkpmpn69]

WTF did I just watch...Lame

[Leo3oproductionsK]

I got the 2000'th dislike!!take that bitches!!

[perhour12345]

I need some Subscribers!

Message me if you Subbed to me so I can sub to you :)

[MoMoShimmy]

I LIEK'D THIz :D

[BF2lover59]

If I wanted something stupid I would have subscribed to IGN.

[perhour12345]

Wow, people are still hating?

[link6930]

So dolphin dives that are so fucking stupid with horrible music that involve "fails" are machinima worthy? Im going to start diving off of edges and make a montage of it and you better accept it machinima and post it. Ill be sure to use bad music and modern warfare 2 sounds

[stimpyx94]

Old or copied, cause there was one long time agoo...

But it's 100% FAKE

[masterglynn]

thats good

[perhour12345]

Hey guys, Im starting subs 4 subs! Message me if you subbed me so I can sub you back :)

Thank you!

[hackerman700]

Wiooow that was gay like that dosent happen every game some1 falls of the edge big whoo who

[perhour12345]

ATTENTION NEW WATCHERS!

0:42 to skip.

[VryDeadly]

is this supposed to entertain?

[laDUCK4life]

omg....first the Halo reach porn, then this.

[jpromonster7]

That kinda sucked

[RodrigoPecine]

matrix



[ReservoirDog101]

booooooo

[Bojoschannel]

are you serious? this is pure shit



[jake8555]

Jesus christ its like failblog took over -.-

[MrGrapebook]

ok if i sent my montage of me trying to fly a helicopter on bad company 2, it would be friggen funny. this stuff is not funny

[1231231231231231able]

They*

[1231231231231231able]

Try should revoke your publishing rights on machinina. You just abused it

[HarleyHernandez1993]

You guys think you can do better??

for all those who have been bawling about this video.

[PhantomTrigger]

@HarleyHernandez1993

Most people probably could...

[Jelter95]

@HarleyHernandez1993 Ya really it wouldnt be that difficult to make a better video than this.

[HarleyHernandez1993]

@Jelter95 alright goo for it then, show me once its done.

[pkerch00b1]

DONT WATCH THE VID! there i saved you from 0:42 worth of crap

[Ralf3410]

@pkerch00b1 thank you =)

[nadavkomor]

481 people should dolphin dive off a cliff

[WillTheGamer101]

My chain of thought:

I should get this work done, but I'll treat myself to a 5 minute break. Oh! good, a new machinima video, lets watch.......................OH FOR FUCK SAKE!

[Kajt3k]

fat, frag-faking looser, switched from css to bo ;o

[smish34]

I't might just might have possibly maybe get a tiny bit of recognition if it didnt have shitty music and didnt show the same thing over and over

[Bwinas]

Even that stupid snake game is better than this video.

[FCMoonchild]

ummm..... lol?

[CodKillingKitty]

Pause at 0:00

then press the left arrow and the up arrow at the same time

a snake should appear.

vote up if it works :) - hope it does.

[Monsterous28]

@CodKillingKitty works at any point in the vido

[CoreyOnPS3]

How did that get on machinima!

[Stoffels17]

What the hell ? =o

[jusiw12]

While on the topic of machinima where did Kevin1811 go?

[CanadianBaconQc]

Whaddup dogs tejbz here.. Lmao jk :P can you check out my friends youtube account. Its called DukeByrne. I know this spam must be a bitch but its the only way to get noticed

[hallazoneboy]

this is the reason why my life sucks.

[MIZI0KI]

you guys keep whining to machinima, they arent making the fucking videos the people who submit them are! you want machinima to gain good videos? GET OFF YOUR ASS. and MAKE IT YOURSELF. they are uploading from people who are actually submitting. so if you want to help make it better THEN STOP SITTING IN YOUR CHAIR WHINING.

[mvtjets96]

@MIZI0KI shut up

[ZAKATTACKISWACK]

Lol!

[squid3]

wait, what?

[win01889]

What the point is this??????

[TheDragonpaul22]

I have done many times on accient!

[VitalVampyr]

Sure it's a funny fail, but it doesn't justify it's own video. You'd need a whole failtage for this to be worthwhile.

[perhour12345]

Yeah Machinima is not even making good videos anymore.

They are all boring and shitty.

Come on Machinima!

Make some damn videos like the ones in Mw2.

[ceodavid100]

omg machinima is a piece of shit

[FeaRzeFinn]

Ive had enough. UNSUB!

[Skorge789]

What a waste of 42 seconds that I will never get back...

[XxS3Ni0rJ3SuSxX]

That truly was terrible...wow

[JamesHeadbangerfield]

I liked the part wnere i clicked "dislike"

[Leg3ncy]

the nice part was music!

[JoeyGirsang]

Wheres the common dubstep????

[pigface1995]

i dont get it...

[DeadlyVeggie]

F and largely G

[AlphaX100]

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[4TTh3G4T3S]

was.... that all? -.-

[pepsipod123]

That face was weirding me out

[AlphaQ73]

well it's not that bad don't hate guys i mean it's not exactly machinima but you know don't hate.

[666anarchy666]

@AlphaQ73 ur a fag

[ChristedByFire]

@AlphaQ73 Haters gonna hate bro

[badboiif94]

WTF ... Machinima is actually now a complete joke -_-