Heckle U: Episode 1

[viletantrum]

wa?

[Bballguy1121]

did he die?

[beerasaurus]

WAT?

[xAMPUTECHTx]

holy shit. An evolution debate... here? COME ON.

[khunopie]

wat da fuck. i can watch this shit, but i cant watch star trek bcos i live in thailand>> go fuk urself, cbs :)

[karaokekills]

he was 'reared' by his mother's brother?..lol..no wonder he's so anal

[jimbeam4lyf]

1. put your middle finger to your nose.

2. say the name of the person you like.

3. that person will ask you out or say i love you tommorrow

4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 more vids it's tru i tryed it yesterday and it actually worked lol=)

[Champ24isUnderrated]

this here... really not that funny

[eles321mol]

are u taking my posts?

[Starshot1999]

Two names: Statler and Waldorf

nuff said.

[jbeck1337]

someone is very angry

[MichaelJordanFan45]

fuck you upabittoolate you dont believe in jesus because your life proboly hasnt been that good so dont take it out on jesus you fucking pussy

[upabittoolate]

actually life has been very good to me. fuck you and jesus. learn to think for yourself moron

[spiritslain]

The Bible says that in the Last Days there will be those who will deny the coming of Jesus Christ and at the same time they will deny Creation and the Flood as recorded in the Bible. With such denials prevalent today, do you think we are living in the Last Days?

[utubesuckstube]

Go post this on some gay republican being outede right winger bullshit video. This is a sports/comedy video...So take that amazing work of fiction you call a bible and wipe your ass with it.

[l0ckpEEk]

not all that amazing, either.

[guins99]

tolerant liberals...

[dazeycutr]

i think we are in the last days

[utubesuckstube]

I think people like you are hoping for something bad to happen because most of the evil that has been brought upon us has been in the name of one god or another...

[upabittoolate]

fuck jesus, the bible & god.

[iz2zooted]

Jesus loves you and you will understand that soon.........God Bless............Happy Easter

[upabittoolate]

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK jesus. except for my mexian friends named chuey. take your religion & stick it up to the farthest depths of your ass

[MVPMI]

get ready for hell

[upabittoolate]

hell? moron. who told you there was a heaven or hell? how's about thinking for yourself?

[MVPMI]

lol its gonna be funny watching people like you die and your gonna regret not believing as your burning for eternity...you dont have to believe...but just keep that in mind...and by the way who told you there wasnt a heaven or hell? your redneck parents?...

[upabittoolate]

regret? lol. the funny 1 is in your mirror. fuck you fuck jesus & fuck god

[MVPMI]

well its your life...

[SporadicMovementz]

remember, MVPMI, that only god can be the final judge of us lowly humans.

what if you end up in hell for whacking off to all those gay porn mags?

you'll be using the lake of fire for lubricant, i guess.

[MVPMI]

? for a minute there i thought you were actually going to say something smart...

[SporadicMovementz]

well, at least you actually thought for a minute.

i guess i did a good deed, huh? making the brain-dead functional for a full 60 seconds?

[MVPMI]

yea yea yea... whatever gets you through the day

[SporadicMovementz]

you have no idea what gets me through my days...

screwing with idiots like you is just a harmless hobby of mine.

have fun in church, baa-ing along with the rest of the sheep.

[mcglo]

Fucking nutjob, people like you who think they're automatically better than everyone else just because they dedicate their lives to words in a book. And that's all they are, words in a book written by a PERSON, not a god or all-knowing being, and interpreted any way a church wants, and I challenge you to prove me otherwise.

[MVPMI]

dude...is it really that serious? i mean whats the point to continue talking about this... you have your way and ihave mine's.. thats all to it...this has gotten way out of hand to the point that its silly

[MVPMI]

you guys take this stuff way to seriously...

[DoubleDoubleEveryday]

They take it too seriously? You're the one that believes in a fairy tale story of creation, talking snakes, virgins who give birth and a place that your soul is tortured and burned for all of eternity if you misbehave. You're the one who is off his fucking rocker. Give your head a shake, take a look at yourself, and ascertain the real world. Evolution happened, dinosaurs existed and more people have suffered and died in the name of religion than any other cause in history. Cut the bullshit.

[MVPMI]

this must be the highlight of your day,,, i mean why else would you guys waist your time trying to argue your point to someone who it doesnt make any sense to...you cant force someone to believe and you cant force someone not to...so i dont see why you tend to carry on this pointless conversation...its so childish for you to act as if this even matters to me

[pidner]

The Holy Bible is a good read for even a nonbeliever like yourself,try Revelations first,Im sure a smart person like yourself can read it in an hour at the most.

[DoubleDoubleEveryday]

I was raised a Christian Protestant. Most of my family are christians, some Catholics, one Muslim. I've grown up around the bible, nobody forced me to come to the conclusion that spirtuality is a myth, it is a personal choice. The Bible didn't add up to me, but nobody questions it, they just accept it. I need more than a book written by a human to prove there is a God. There is plenty of scientific evidence that disproves the stories in the Bible, but there's no evidence that they are true.

[pidner]

Thats why I sug.Revelations,that book is playing itself out right now,also science too can be flat out wrong,take global warming for instance,theres no doubt that the earth is getting warmer,but some say its manmade,and yet others say the other planets are getting warmer also,and they aint nobody living on mars for instance,but then some scientist dont even agree on that,I guess you got to follow your heart,and if you just dont beleive ,than you just dont beleive.

[FriendofGodTX]

Not sure if you got my last post or not...but I am sorry for these poeple who have treated you so rude. They do not represent all Christians...but unfortunatly, your belief is not relivant...judgement happens regardless. God has spoken thru creation...and the rude people calling themselves Christains will not be an excuse come judgement. God will hold you acountable for YOUR actions...not like society today.

[Playborn]

very nice to see one smart comment, I think you are absolutely right.

[DoubleDoubleEveryday]

Are you kidding me? "Believing in evolution requires far too much faith. " And, believing that the entire universe was created by a single being in a week is much more rational? Talking snakes, virgins giving birth, turning water into wine, resurrection, heaven and hell, etc. are reasonable events?

If evolution is non-existant, how do you explain the influenza virus that evolves every year? Or does God create these viruses for us anually?

[DoubleDoubleEveryday]

DNA is continually changing from generation to generation. In some cases, there will be a small group of a particular species isolated from the rest of the species. Their DNA mutate in successive generations. If the group undergoes some form of environmental stress (e.g. very dry weather; high temperature, etc) then they may well become better survivors because of their different DNA. They will flourish in numbers.

[zapster2000]

At 0:10, where is that picture from?

[japeeisthebest]

0:04- you suck, too. Go to your mama mamita, too

[brianlaesch]

Who can I contact to pitch ideas for a web series?

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Sports heckling is okay because the guys are making tons of money to play a game, comedy heckling is just for jerks.