Fuck yo couch Nigga! Im Rick James Bitch , Charlie Murphy What did the 5 fingers say 2 the face ? SLAP!! they shouldve never gave you niggaz money you dont know how 2 appreciate it wide nose having motha fuckaz what am i gonna do about my legs eddie murphy ? you as cold as ice,... fuck yo couch nigga
Dis show need to come back funniest show especially when he played prince "Game.. Blouses." and "where u got dat shirt frm dam sho wasnt da men's department." lmao.
You guys all like saying "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" but did you all know he quit doing this show partly because his fans kept repeating retarded stuff like this and, as he puts it, it ruined his life? Kind of ironic that the people who love him most are the people he's most annoyed with.
I think he knew he was going to eventually stop doing the show because the title of one was "killing them softly." It could be referring to someting else though.
comedy central didnt want 2 pay him or they were bein cheap...idk i heard something like that but it sux that the show is not on ne more they dont even put on repeats!!! >=0
I love Dave Chappelle kill all the sacerd cows. This man is a true comic genius... no fear he takes them all on and knocks all down a few pegs. Come back Dave we need you...
Chappelle's show was really great. Me and my friend watched every episode and the few standups we could find. I really like his sense of humor and it's a shame what happened, I really would like Dave to come back (I say back because I'm from Sweden and here I haven't heard of him for a long, long time). Dave do your thing and what makes you happy, not what the greedy people want you to do.
4 Shizzle! lol this may be one of the funniset shows ever! the Clyton Bigsbey and the Prince and the Rick James with Charlie Murphy ones are hilarious
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr
the epesode where he was tiger woods he is hilarius.the one where he's in the kkk was even more funny. but the one where he is rick james i couldn't stop laughing
Dave Chappelle is a sensitive, intelligent dude, with talent to burn.
He just didn't have the stomach to withstand 'the machine' of Hollywood. Wasn't the money - he was rich, with a wife and family, and estate Back East.
It was producers, agents, handlers, moneymen, politics that messed him up.
It is what it is; most geniuses don't have the constitution to handle either their own talent, or the attention it attracts... Think about it...
it would be great to watch his show, but how can we get it here in Europe? It is not easy at all ! I ordered 4 dvd from Katt williams .... and sure enough forgot that USA has a diferent world zone(1) and a diferent tv system ( pal) all together ! I manage to watch 3 on the pc but the last one shows a copyright message and does not play.... So it would be nice to have dave on our system as well !
Unnaceptable behavior, this man is disgusting, nasty, crude and I will not put up with this. his language is crude and my young son Geoffrey Wright the third will never grow up to be like this pig.
it says it in the episode..the original gallagher sold it 2 his brother or cousin who went on as bein gallagher number 2..then he sold it 2 a black guy n he went on da road as black gallagher..who says he dosent go out like a punk bitch smashin water melons wit a mallot
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zassutran 1 month ago
still waiting for season three chappelle............u had enough time off yet?
GeneralFantastic 1 month ago
haha black man for live♥
exgecko 4 months ago
wtf is juice
saprier 6 months ago
Dave...We miss you!!! Come back please...
mshay518 7 months ago 6
@mshay518 Posting that on youtube wont make a difference that is why people never learn
dbzgage 5 months ago
That was a...COOOOLD BLOODED!
loqutor 8 months ago 3
Fuckit ill advertise lol...check me out...Real Hip Hop music.
7ALLWAYS7ZEN7 8 months ago
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hfbrooklyn 9 months ago
Lmao, Black Klansman
cumminsman109 9 months ago
god I miss this show. human giant recently reminded me a lot of how great this was.
ManWithoutModem 10 months ago
best sketch comedy show ever
brunski137 10 months ago
Absolutely! Dave Chapelle is fantastic. I'm Rich B I T C H.
wahoobrad 11 months ago
Fuck yo couch Nigga! Im Rick James Bitch , Charlie Murphy What did the 5 fingers say 2 the face ? SLAP!! they shouldve never gave you niggaz money you dont know how 2 appreciate it wide nose having motha fuckaz what am i gonna do about my legs eddie murphy ? you as cold as ice,... fuck yo couch nigga
Blogdude87 11 months ago
Why did it have to end!!!???
catholicforever 1 year ago
I miss dave!!!!
TheCoca84 1 year ago
YEAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy
PspCFWGamer 1 year ago
im rick james bitch xD
findkeinn 1 year ago
Dave is without a doubt one of the funniest, original comics working today.
dantastic15 1 year ago
Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Did the little piggy cry wee wee wee all the way home?
deathbythestairs 1 year ago
i want dave chapelle back, even if he doesn't chooses the script i like his acting
Mattalicous 1 year ago
funnny
i just saw a video that is freakin hillarious!!!!
jim ross and tazz forever
funniest video on youtube for me right now.
revue72 1 year ago
He is none of them! He is Dave Chappelle!!!!
1nspb4 1 year ago
Such a very white commercial for a very black show.
EvanLHarper 1 year ago
Dis show need to come back funniest show especially when he played prince "Game.. Blouses." and "where u got dat shirt frm dam sho wasnt da men's department." lmao.
flyyguy81330 1 year ago
who is dave white, smuel jacksn , lil jhon, tiger woods and more but one thing for sure HES FUNNY
spongebobpimp1 1 year ago
best comedian eva
p2de 1 year ago
what did the five fingers say to the face...
DavySigfusson 1 year ago
N-I-G-G-A-R it's the Niggar family
ShitSoda 1 year ago
super funny! what a comedian
RaceIsOpen 1 year ago
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP
CursedLink666 1 year ago
Richard Prior was the best, But now we have Dave!!! And he's a funny ass muther fucker lol.
ALCAEUS72 1 year ago
You guys all like saying "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" but did you all know he quit doing this show partly because his fans kept repeating retarded stuff like this and, as he puts it, it ruined his life? Kind of ironic that the people who love him most are the people he's most annoyed with.
harb37 1 year ago
@harb37 Oh please. That was a very small part of it. He quit because of white people messing with his creative juices.
surgedeb 1 year ago
@surgedeb your an asshole, dont blame a race for someone quitting a show.
Polomarco12321 1 year ago 3
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Polomarco12321 1 year ago
@surgedeb
again, blame the white man....passing millions to smoke pot in africa..the white mans fault.....
TR215 1 year ago
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@surgedeb
You stupid bitch. You are too stupid to be posting comments on YouTube videos. Please stop.
Thank You.
fred19992010 1 year ago
@harb37 thats true, i would too....
Byahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1 year ago
Charlie Murphy!!
sthomas438 1 year ago 2
BYE NIGGARS!
TheOkanKid 1 year ago
im Rick James bitch
JonRyderzRVD 1 year ago
I love the way Godzilla gets knocked the FUCK OUT!
JamSlick 1 year ago
He's A Fucking Genius:P
BloodlineTBM 1 year ago 2
Dave Chapelle is a genius
welli4 1 year ago 5
I miss him
Pricklyash1 1 year ago 6
Chappelle's Show is the SHIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!
Nonbelieverification 2 years ago 10
Black Gallagher BITCH!!!!
rob825 2 years ago 7
Funniest show known to mankind
dre50em 2 years ago 102
@dre50em amen
tedrobcool 11 months ago
@dre50em For shizzle
Amauri014 11 months ago
"Your body...is a doo doo party!"
papo8545 2 years ago 3
this is my beer!!!!!
MUNKEYMAGIK 2 years ago
Damn bitches. I'm missing chappelle's show :(
23ElMariachi23 2 years ago
godzilla :D
GermanGameTipps 2 years ago 2
500. rating 5*
QasidCod4 2 years ago
I'm Rick James, bitch.
Freak2121GTAF 2 years ago 2
It says Samuel Jackson when he poses as Samuel Adams.
RedemptioN9182 2 years ago 3
It's supposed to say Jackson. He's posing as Jackson spinning off Adams.
"Mmm, Mmm Bitch! It'll get you drunk!"
gomddrummer 2 years ago 2
I just saw the Tron burberry jacket for sale on ebay!
tryptastic 2 years ago
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doghartdon 2 years ago
best comedian man
nwa4life91 2 years ago
dave chappelle is the besttttttttt ^^
TheEliff 2 years ago 2
MMM MMM BITCH!!!!
holawashington 2 years ago 2
tiger wood : "fershizzle xD"
GermanGimpTutorials 2 years ago 3
i hit rewind like 8 times on that, omg brilliant. :D
Ariesbetch 2 years ago
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doghartdon 2 years ago
Now 100% black.
fredd164 2 years ago 2
that was the whitest dude ever advertising one of the blackest shows ever... it just doesn't fit right.
polotaco 2 years ago 7
lololo
Kamatzu 2 years ago
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hindu4life1967 2 years ago
thanks dude i really needed to watch this show to kool off
nanobozz 2 years ago
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doghartdon 2 years ago
I think he knew he was going to eventually stop doing the show because the title of one was "killing them softly." It could be referring to someting else though.
gamedevMike 2 years ago
itsha shellabration bitches!!!
UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE 2 years ago 3
i heard on a night show that some guy offered alot of money i he felt the he wouldnt do something irresponsible with money so quit for a while
OMEGAPROTOMAN 2 years ago
comedy central didnt want 2 pay him or they were bein cheap...idk i heard something like that but it sux that the show is not on ne more they dont even put on repeats!!! >=0
mimipr3494 2 years ago
Great voice!
SuperMotivated1 2 years ago
y did he quit
Tsinski 2 years ago 2
He Said He Quit Because of Stress?
Area14Studios 2 years ago 4
I have a feeling that you like capital letters!
: )
Flutenatic 2 years ago 3
2 go2 africa
couchpotatoe129 2 years ago
Dave Chappelle is the best comedian in the world. Too bad he quit the show, i loved it so much, and still do.
TheNerdGangster 2 years ago
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
HeadBanger3694 2 years ago 5
buy another one you rich....... hahah
b02857 2 years ago
daveee DO LIKE 1 SHOW EVERY 2 WEEKS!
So you can relax, and still make funny ass shit for us to enjoy.
Cybergig00 2 years ago
men hes too good lmao
drealdeal69 2 years ago
I love Dave Chappelle kill all the sacerd cows. This man is a true comic genius... no fear he takes them all on and knocks all down a few pegs. Come back Dave we need you...
nextthought 2 years ago
BRING IT BACK DAVE!
quakers3 2 years ago 146
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flyby7a 1 year ago
@quakers3 Amen! That show was great!
AXESMI 1 year ago
I like Chappelle's Lil Jon and Rick James the best. Oh and Tyrone! Can't forget the crackhead!!! XD
humideyes 2 years ago 3
Chappelle's show was really great. Me and my friend watched every episode and the few standups we could find. I really like his sense of humor and it's a shame what happened, I really would like Dave to come back (I say back because I'm from Sweden and here I haven't heard of him for a long, long time). Dave do your thing and what makes you happy, not what the greedy people want you to do.
Latmigsenu 2 years ago
Prince was the best skit ever. Wish I could have seen more of Charley Murphy.
lllllllRobot 2 years ago 2
Unityyyyyyyy 'lol'
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ComedicElement 2 years ago
"F*CK YO' COUCH N*GGA! F*CK YO' COUCH!!!!"
-Dave Chappelle
DJCooqieDough 2 years ago 6
man i miss that show
hvf26 2 years ago 6
Same here....was awesome - still crack out the 2 seasons on dvd every now and then
Unity!!!
morph640 2 years ago
damn straight
bitch hold my drink!
hvf26 2 years ago 3
"Game.....Blouses."
ndoublea05 2 years ago 4
wat did the 5 fingers say to the face... slap!
UNITY!
Aberdemon1988 2 years ago
hahaha fo shizzle man this guy is the best
187TurkishOG 2 years ago
4 Shizzle! lol this may be one of the funniset shows ever! the Clyton Bigsbey and the Prince and the Rick James with Charlie Murphy ones are hilarious
kevante1996 2 years ago
he is fuken funny!!
southcentral31st 2 years ago
When will he back?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
N1mro8 2 years ago
i hate to say but never
nikobellic200 2 years ago 2
You made me sad, even doh I knew it was true before ;)
SLUSHRAN 2 years ago
chappelle is the shit
OfficialDjBigB 2 years ago 3
That Prince basketball skit is the funniest shit Daves ever done!
JacobsSilhouette 2 years ago
couldn't agree more. i thought it couldn't get funnier after the rick james one. but the prince one had me in stitches for weeks
thedefinitive 2 years ago
" badist mother fucker, of all time, Hold my drink bitch"*
ExecutorJoe 2 years ago 6
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OscarMoralesJR 2 years ago
dave get your funny ass back here now and make us lmao NOW DANMIT
onesockgamer9 2 years ago 3
haha in the beggining it shows his Samual ADDAMS sketch and it says Samual Jackson, the damn narrator is saying all blacks look alike
skatehomie1989 2 years ago
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Th3SIRS 2 years ago
its says this video was posed july 23 2007. 2 years ago dude
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rossissocoolreally 2 years ago
will somebody please put real chappelle's show on youtube(i mean they have thousands of others shows why not the best one)
blackakuma83 2 years ago 5
I miss Dave Chappelle.
Come on back Dave. It just aint the same without you.
steyzon80 2 years ago 4
true man! true...
LcGrande 2 years ago
0:05 LOLOOLLOLLOLL
for shizzle
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Dupsor 2 years ago
RICK JAAMEES!
yazzsaywhut 2 years ago 2
the epesode where he was tiger woods he is hilarius.the one where he's in the kkk was even more funny. but the one where he is rick james i couldn't stop laughing
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skotmeyer26 2 years ago
I miss tht show :( ..
xXxXbabyfaceXxXx 2 years ago
LOL. forget it, obviously you can't figure it out.
keyrabuns69 2 years ago
and you are the most uneducated mother fucker born. God damn son. Go read a book.
keyrabuns69 2 years ago
fuck you whats your problem retard
nelsboom555 2 years ago
FUCK YOU NIGGA
nomore1984stuff 2 years ago
dave chappelle is the most funniest man who is ever born
nelsboom555 2 years ago 3
I cant beileve its been 5 years since this show came out. Its one of the funniest of all time.
acidshark13 2 years ago 5
i know its crazy that its been that long
wwrjd1523 2 years ago
Yeah, just crazy
ElectricBanjo2468 2 years ago
he the funniest man on earth
slinky186 2 years ago 5
for shizzle lmao!!!
MangaWizrd91 2 years ago
hey, wuts the second skit they played were he was tiger woods, need name.
juggalo420mmfwcl 2 years ago
it was the racial draft
o0oIZZo0o 2 years ago
sweet thanks man
juggalo420mmfwcl 2 years ago
racial draft
wwrjd1523 2 years ago
Dave Chappelle is a sensitive, intelligent dude, with talent to burn.
He just didn't have the stomach to withstand 'the machine' of Hollywood. Wasn't the money - he was rich, with a wife and family, and estate Back East.
It was producers, agents, handlers, moneymen, politics that messed him up.
It is what it is; most geniuses don't have the constitution to handle either their own talent, or the attention it attracts... Think about it...
zackerywest 2 years ago 2
it would be great to watch his show, but how can we get it here in Europe? It is not easy at all ! I ordered 4 dvd from Katt williams .... and sure enough forgot that USA has a diferent world zone(1) and a diferent tv system ( pal) all together ! I manage to watch 3 on the pc but the last one shows a copyright message and does not play.... So it would be nice to have dave on our system as well !
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Unnaceptable behavior, this man is disgusting, nasty, crude and I will not put up with this. his language is crude and my young son Geoffrey Wright the third will never grow up to be like this pig.
vfgjhj 3 years ago
why the hell do you look up this shit if you dont like it. This guy is funny if your not into it just stay the fuck of his videos
litomexmexpimp 2 years ago
$50 mil will drive a Ni66er crazy.
wolfneck9999 3 years ago
dave chappelle is funny as fuk
painhero001 3 years ago
three cheers for chappelle's show!
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yall know why tiger wood is call tiger, because his mom is THAIand his dad is NIGGER
brooklypark 3 years ago
^^ you are tyrone.B^^
mouri111 3 years ago
loool
00SaBzY00 3 years ago
Tis' Black Galliger!
Wulfstahg 3 years ago
how can dave chapelle do gallagher? hes not black...
whahpndlastnight 3 years ago
it says it in the episode..the original gallagher sold it 2 his brother or cousin who went on as bein gallagher number 2..then he sold it 2 a black guy n he went on da road as black gallagher..who says he dosent go out like a punk bitch smashin water melons wit a mallot
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jerbell78 3 years ago
i put diamonds in all my food
it makes my dookie twinkle man
GreenManFan88 3 years ago
Don,t call it a comback!
gon4crazy 3 years ago
is he making a comeback?
13lackfriday 3 years ago
You should've labeled this as "Chappelle's Show promo" or something. I thought it was a clip from the show.
voidxor 3 years ago
Unityyyyyy
LOL
BahamianrudeBoy071 3 years ago
dave chappelle is hilarious
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"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? (2 Corinthians 6:14)."
LORD, who shall abide in thy tabernacle? Who shall dwell in thy holy hill? He that walketh uprightly, and worketh righteousness, and speaketh the truth in his heart. Psalm 15:1
unashamedevangelist 3 years ago
Ill speaketh some truth to youeth.... I have jesus in myeth lifeth... we dont needeth you you quoting scripture to us....peace
strung7 3 years ago
black? white?
who gives a fuck.
smoke some bud and chill the fuck out.
xperilx 3 years ago 15
Chappelle is my fucking hero.
HALOandMETAL 3 years ago 9
mmmmmm....mmmmm bitch it'll get u drunk you'll be fucking fat bitchs in no time lmao
dashitbitch13 3 years ago 7
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Dave Chappelle just got the shit ROASTED out of him YES Dave Chappelle and its Raw as hell check it out and comment
Its called Blazed Up 6 and its on my page
chopp100 3 years ago
doe anyone know the full video of rick james?
RasberryRed321 3 years ago
yeah, just google "chappelle show rick james" and it's the 2nd link down
verdantabyss 3 years ago 2
Fucken Viacom wont let us upload decent Chappelle Show clips without payin! Sayin! Fucking pig Cracker Fucks
PIayerhater 3 years ago 6
money fame and all that shit was too much for him. he's just a talented comedian that want to express. p.s. love him!!
motherlovesaman 3 years ago
"for shizzle" lol
verdantabyss 3 years ago 6
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lol yes he was qnnoyed but thats not the reason it was cause he got really deep into drug addiction.
theZtourettesZguy 3 years ago
you are stupid as fuck
he didnt like the way people were laughing at him not with him in a sketch and was tired of people saying rick james bitch in his stand up's
he is more into stand ups and didnt like the show
chuy92 3 years ago 3
it wasnt only that man, all the producers n shit were tryin 2 screwge him n makin him work so much more.
wanpopstikle 3 years ago
Really! - Source please.
Melanatedone 3 years ago
The Biography Channel. He explains EXACTLY why he quit the show.
(sorry, can't say when his special will come on again.)
cafeko 3 years ago