Johnny English in 5 seconds

[Darkmateria7]

Press 9 then 5, then wait 3 seconds and press 2, and while looking at your screen through a mirror quickly press 7 4 1 8 3, don't you mind 6, 6 is not funny ..

[RenanDark00]

"Boff Play The Disc..

Play it...NOW!!!" you might know the rest

[Maaki12345]

Press 4 For Epic Stare!

[JaBiTiCaR]

im always carefull ! xD

[POLDUSTLEAD]

Press 3  20 times

[mantaslt520]

22

[Tiyong55]

lol his so fucking dumb..

[NobodysLegacy1]

hey look its mr.bean

[JanWey91]

Jeez u people so stupid u dont know that 5 sec is a manner of speaking not really 5 second.

[Danielwatson1993]

I'm happy you took 30 seconds of my life watching this rather than five because Johnny English is such a great film!

[TheUnbeholden]

@Danielwatson1993 The second comment I've seen that says about the clip being more then 5 seconds in a funny way.

[Cryer24597]

"You are now entering the most secure place in England"

(Huge explosion goes off behind him)

[Tony211289]

I dnt get what ur going owards with the clips u chose...and thats not 5 seconds. this makes u an idiot. well done my man

[gundam318]

@Tony211289 have you not seen the other 5 second movies? you're not supposed to take it literally! >.<

[TheRealBarnez]

@gundam318 If you say "in 5 seconds" don't do 30... or if you do, call it "in 30 seconds". You just look dumb.

[RandomShinigami7]

@Tony211289 Taking something seriously when it was never supposed to be taken seriously, that makes you look like an idiot.

[ClubPenguinGuy2345]

How the heck is that 5 seconds! Really, I ask you!

[gundam318]

@ClubPenguinGuy2345 you really gotta watch more "5 second movies" to get the joke

[wilhelmscream25]

too long

[rogerk4]

wery good but it whuld be better if the end was there too since it was suposed to be the movie under a min

[youronlycow]

thats not 5 seconds

[gundam318]

@youronlycow its not supposed to be, it just means its short and funny

[trym88]

@gundam318 no it's supposed to be, stupid fuck, you are just not able to make a good 5 seconds movie

[gundam318]

@trym88 go watch the other "5 second movies" and tell me they're exactly 5 seconds long, asshole

[icecool1065]

Reminds me of Hitler

[nightfall91]

i actually loved that film, oh dear

[nallorlives]

It was very predictible, but nonetheless funny. Good job! I love Johnny English!!! It's only a bit of poo!

[hedgehogzrule333]

5 seconds:30 seconds, slight difference

[TheWiwen]

funny :)

[lordilujah]

jesus is coming , look busy

[lolblastumm]

rate up if you think johnny english is hot

[hhbamle]

It looks like an ordinary pen - totally innocent, but click it twice: *click*click*

[M0ltenFlayme]

@hhbamle actually its "Ah! Reminds me of the old service-issue ball point. I remember every agent used to carry a pen that looked just like this. Just click it twice and..."

[az0997711]

@M0ltenFlayme you forgotten one part.

innocent to the untrained eye......but click it twice

[100rainbowgirl]

@hhbamle silent bang! (collaspe)

[TeeComedian]

Whats the theme song?

[musicandhockeylover1]

Man for all seasons-Robbie Williams

[animeRobin1992]

i think this is robbie williams

[DYvideos]

Hey, this isn't 5 seconds!

Just kidding. :D

[playteam005]

lol

[boranboy]

The jokes of the movie are good, you're editing doesn't change that. But, as you said you're no comedian and I guess I couldn't do this. And it made me laugh. So great job ;) But just a hint: make your next 5 sec movies shorter. It makes them funnier.

[nallorlives]

I love this movie!

[BlackSwan2102]

It's only a bit of poo :D This was good!!

[toyotasupra77]

johnny english is a really good movie.

[daking0009]

and funny

[superlaugher]

omg!

[Wyraachur]

FLLLIIVVVEE! I ALWAYS crack up at that bit, i wish it was on youtube XD

[guitain]

I love the part where he goes numb, and slams his head into the woman's breasts... And that scene in general xD

[psxdriverplayer]

-Johnny! Be careful!

-I'm always careful.

''hits his head''

-Ow!

[MiraShio]

Smooth, Johnny. Smooth.

[starshine699]

I raely like this movie. The theme song is awesome.

[sotilson]

maybe just put a little astrix next to the 5 seconds bit and then post a comment saying as a guide only and an astrix next to that.

cool vid! allah akubar

[bioniclewei9]

It's only a bit of poo.

[PlanToRule]

POO! FTW

[soniamonia94]

I still can't believe my sister made this O_o

good job ^^

[gundam318]

lol you want me to make more don't ya?

[bioniclewei9]

"I'll be careful"

*hits head*

"Ow!"

[flaggedyou]

hahaha, ilove the part where he keeps trying to talk but he couldnt speak properly

[x0xAndr3ax0x]

omg! chillax!

[x0xAndr3ax0x]

oh coolies!

[ollieandrew]

Thatguywiththeglasses started the "5-second" trend, at none of them are really 5 secs long, it's just to point out that it's a short version of the movie, and yes, it IS awesome ^^

[ZuniiPunii]

SJLAAATSJJ xD hahahahah i also love this part..

[alexander1999922]

yes m8 u have alot to learn about being a comedian lol only jokin nice vid

[juulkesmeets]

SJLAAATSJJ xD I just can't stop laughing at that point in the movie whahahhaha!!

[andeaver1937]

I love this movie...too bad HBO never shows it anymore

"Its only a bit of poo"lmao

[animesrevolver]

you could say in less than under 60 seconds so you wont get negative comments

[The9thPawn]

or people who give negative comments could go find a hobby, like honestly ooh its more that five seconds get over it right?

[Roccarocks]

OMG I love that movie!!! i forgot all about it!

[soniamonia94]

XD this still makes me LOL

nice work sis!

[theawesomestawesomer]

I LOVE this movie!

[undergroundkat]

"look pull yourself together it's only a bit of poo" LOL

[DarkVampRaven]

I love this movie :)

[TeenNotKid]

I hate to say this but everybody picking on this person and calling them an idiot are making asses of themselves. The person has already explained the whole "5 seconds" thing.

[tp7201]

should of called it 30 sec but nice

[gundam318]

lol Scarface in 5 seconds was almost a minute long. thanks btw

[tp7201]

lol there just over enthasising it

[gundam318]

lol well the in 5 seconds bit just means its something short and funny

[Gamer098]

Atkinson <3

[Ahab2008]

The video is substantially longer than five seconds. Very poor execution.

[gundam318]

-.- the 'in 5 seconds' indicates that its short and funny. if you saw the original 5 second movies, you'll notice that almost all of them aren't 5 seconds.

[CoIdFront]

Ahab2008 is substantially dumber than most. Very poor sense in understanding non-literal english.

[gundam318]

lol its not supposed to be literal.

[steven096]

no shit.

[Skelliton13]

HE ROCKS!!

[power163]

ah not bad

[videofreak084]

im always careful! OH! lol real funny!

[NintendoJunky]

OK...

[SHININGDARKNESS11]

thats was good not bad but good

[birdy295]

i like this, johnny english is a good film =)

[fawful94]

any of you got the clip where he goes nuts after inyecting himself and gets paralyzed?????

[pixl8edkat]

that was pretty good actually, LOL good parts to put in. but change the title to "Johnny English in 30 seconds" b/c that's how long it really is LOL :)

[gundam318]

lol thanks. the title doesn't have to be the exact time though. the '5 seconds' just means that its short and funny

[pixl8edkat]

oh ok. it was funny tho. reminds me of '30 second bunny theater' from Starz.... they do the same thing in essence... very quickly showing what the movie's about in summarization in about 30 seconds lol but re-enacted with bunnies. wish they'd do JOHNNY ENGLISH lol ;p

[klap00]

LOOOOL

"I'm always careful." ¤knocks his head¤

"Ahh, get yourself together, it's just a bit of poo!"

xD

[dmac1989]

me uncle directed this! woot woot. nice vid.

[Riibso]

great ;]

[rockonsara]

I liked it :)

[gundam318]

^^ that means a lot to me

[FilmJunky42]

funny!

[gundam318]

Thanks!