Victor Borge - Funny Jokes -Part 2-

[robertquentincobb]

Thanks for the memories. A True Gentleman of Entertainment. Victor Berge. Gone Never Forgotten....

[TheJaxFallen]

very good



[EvanFingerstyle]

3:15

He can improvise anything...

[SUSAltd]

Ever since I watched this, I've pronounced Bach like that.

[100peru]

for all my japanese friends! NEGI NEGI!

[coolrag]

Cassette player!!!! WOW!!!

[SchrodingersCake]

My grandfather gave me this watch, a few minutes before he died...for twenty bucks.

Priceless!

[Lotsoffun111]

@Icrackmyselfuptimes2 you would have to get it converted to a dvd and you needa dvd vcr combo player for that

[matthew623210]

Is there a part three up?

[jdkdar]

He was a charming,witty and talented man :-)

[bowserhunter1]

Everybody here who likes Victor Borge should check out Igudesman and Joo. They are hilarious.

[BelCantoBoy]

There are three things I can never remember............FOUR! AAAAAAAAAAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[MrDavid0415]

Es un idiota, pero me hizo reir mucho, que bueno que exista gente así

[AdmiralJaden]

"Was that serious?" lol

[MacThaMan4]

One thing that i've noticed about Borge, and also Robin Williams is that they both use the audience for comedy... And not in an offensive way;)

[hotwaiter]

you haven't missed much...but i'm afraid you will never know who gave me this watch...

hahaah, I couldn't stop laughing.

[styledtoperfectionx]

The last 30 seconds or so, I lost it! ROFLOL

[Outrun37]

That last line made me lose it, i couldn't stop laughing

[Jmantheangryman]

From a young 18 year old person like myself who wants to be a stand up comedian, I find this man inspiring. He's simply hilarious. His manorisms are really funny. His style sort of reminds me a bit of andy kaufman and zach galifinakis (probably spelled his name wrong... the guy from the hang over) Pretty sure a lot of this is improv... I loved the "I'm afraid you will never know who gave me this watch!" line... also the 7up bit.. hilarious. What an amazing man.

[PhilJonesIII]

A wonderful and gentle humour. 

Thanks for posting.

[moeses9030]

Do you have the whole performance that you could put on youtube?

[johal91a]

@moeses9030 I'm sorry, I don't have it anymore... =(

[1994JPO]

ALOL!!!!!!

[Tomsru]

I laughed so much I had tears running down my face.

[richclayderman]

he kiiiiils me

[ValentinaDoucette99]

This man is a genius.

[Dave291820]

Yes, in fact he was accomplished pianist. Just keep looking at his videos; try page turner...

[aramilalpha]

sorry... I knew that he played piano, I meant does he ever actually play the mozart piece in this act? It seems like with these videos all his playing has been cut, kinda ruined it.. I'm left wanting to hear him play that mozart piece and I never get it.

[Scania4life]

wheres part 3

[CocoXen]

3:16....OMG so hilarious!!

[OriginalSmohrman]

They just don't make 'em like Mr. Borge any more :-(

He was from another time- the best of another time.

[sKiiLYNE]

@OriginalSmohrman Also the best of all time :)

[Krisztian989]

Would somebody please tell me where can I find

Victor Borge - Funny Jokes-Part 3 ?

[brettyfxu]

might not be one.

[willnotallow1]

it isnt one Krist is looking for, its pt3.

[Mousepie999]

What perfect timing he had. Genius!

[MrArchimarky]

"You haven't missed much...but I'm afraid you'll never know who gave me this watch!" what a legend!

[yeovil50]

What a fantastic man, truly gifted and funny without having to resort to swearing and smut. I have just read his biography and really recommend to anyway that can get hold of a copy. A wonderful man and thanks to whoever posted these wonderful clips for all to see. RIP Victor

[nowthatscrazy]

"and its cold in the winter time over there, i can assure you, and we dont stick anything out unless we're certain we'll get it back in again!" i rofl'd

[MergGates1]

7:30 is so funny. "thy thi tha the the the....adn you nevery know how far either nyauuuuu." the sound he makes here is so funny.

[vfirthnova]

...the rest is mozart

great

[Mikkerdreng]

Excuse me.. I don't look at myself as stupid, but I just don't get this joke with "the rest is mozart"! The audience really love it, but I can't seem to get what it means.. Help me out here, someone! :D

[vfirthnova]

mozart was "from the shoulders up" (joke)

so when the Japanese people take your picture and only get from your shoulders down to your feet, "the rest is mozart"

[erindufault]

You have to watch "part 1" first, because it's a tie-in. He's referring to the fact that most of the time you see what Mozart looks like it's a bust (statue) on someone piano or table.

[Mikkerdreng]

Ahh, I get it! Thanks mate :)

[coffemuse]

Mozart is usually represented as a bust, i.e. head and shoulders only.

[John19182004]

@coffemuse that and Mozart being a "bust" (as in, a failure, a 'bust') is funny too!

[kotyeu]

as u see this is part 2 of a bigger show you will find your answer in part 1 i dont wanan spoil it for u ;)

[Endrawnia]

did you see the first half? because in the first half he talks about how mozart was only from the shoulders up because all replicas of mozarts were busts.

[MergGates1]

I hate you.

[GraceJonesBoiis]

I forgot what I said?

What did I say lol

[MergGates1]

You asked how he was funny. I hate you. ;)

[msfyn]

Very, very entertaining. Thank you for sharing.

[blaione]

Victor, miss you lots, you will always be the funniest.

[Zybergod]

It's amazing how he works and controls the audience so masterfully.

[elsalvador90]

I wish Victor Borge had been my grandfather.

[stew918]

"...we dont stick out anything unless we are sure we can get it back in again"

LOL, genius of a man.

[pjsbulldog67]

this is my first view of this man,but i will watch everthing i can find.he is a comedic genius in my opinion.

[Jessieboo1991]

check out his "Phonetic Punctuation" His regular one and then the one he performed with Dean Martin. Love em' both! lolz

[Kejserpingvin]

han har faktisk ret med det om os danskere

[EmperorOfWei]

I love the tongue comment at the end! "We don't stick out anything unless we are sure we can get it back in again!" LOL!

[tomasz1641]

For someone to whom English was not his first language, his mastery of it was profound. A true genius, in my opinion.

[bernhardtsen74]

He could speak many languages!

He toured in the forties and fifties in europe before settling in Las Vegas early eighties!!!

[John19182004]

@tomasz1641 He performed in Danish, Swedish, German, and English; he never had an English lesson in his life; just picked it up from watching movies and listening to people - amazing.

[HotBadgerDeluxe]

The Eric Morecambe of music. Wonderful.

[musicianhayd]

oh how i want to hear the viennese waltzes!! :'( I can't find the Viennese waltz no. 2 by Gartner/Friedman that he plays...not as a sound file anyway.

[Daseallan]

Jeg er fra Danmark!

I'm from Denmark

[ccfirst]

great.. thx for uploading it.. ^^

[crazypthd]

this guy is great

i totally love all his stuff

[pulidos824]

and the rest is mozart XD

[amazingarthur]

Genius!

[vlindstrom]

Im proud to be named Victor. lol, and im swedish, damnit....so close. EmilyGreene, its Denmark, if you were proud to be a Dane, you would no how to spell it. Lol

[EmilyGreene1984]

I DID say I was part Danish. lol Pardon my spelling though, I do not get the chance to often speak or write in Danish very often, outside of my mother's family.

[Unknowness]

Well, that depends on if she wrote it in danish or in english. But since you're swedish I'm sure that you know that Denmark in danish, is Danmark, with an a instead of an e. And I agree with Victor Borge. The "th" is difficult to say for a dane..

[realar]

This is obviously part of "page turner"

[JuanEnrique24]

Genius!!! i love him!!! i identify in someways with him.... his phonetic punctuation is simply genius

[CobraMarty]

Haha! Victor Borge is so funny! I like his Punctual Pronounciations ...XD By the way, Er I danske allesammen? :p

[CobraMarty]

oops... Pheonetic Punctuation... oops... What was I thinking XD

[ChefKenneth4]

Brilliant

[UssenterprizeDv2]

He's absolutely amazing!

[EmilyGreene1984]

What a marvellous talent and a great loss to the classical and comedic world - he was truly one of those rare individuals with loads of talent and yet who was down-to-earth and kind in private. Indeed what a loss! I agree with those who said they're proud to be Danes because of him - I'm part Danish as well and he truly was one of Danmark's finest!

[sugar62108]

I myself am an American "mutt" and don't have any Danish blood, but I totally agree! I saw him perform on Public TV and was hooked immediately. Thanks to everyone who posts his stuff here on Youtube!

[danishviking45]

indeed! being danish is awesome!!

too bad he is gone :(

we miss you victor

[jona4176]

AWESOME!!! Im proud to be a dane ;p

[peabean]

"We live in a cold country, so we dun stick out anything & expect to put it back in again." Farnie shit! haha