THE SLAPCHOP IS AMAZING

[Rhinest0ne]

Awww,...look at him. :D

[fluffysnakeful]

lol i loved the video but you dumbarse that was a prawn and the thing you didnt know wtf it was that's a shrimp

[joeguy600]

what kind of messed up wiener do you have?

[multicookies4me]

yeeeeeeeeeah scotland flag ftw

[pbandj098]

you fall with the egg

[alicexx78]

i'm i the only one who saw him making pedo faces while pushing down on the slap chop?

[PSVitaGuy]

@alicexx78 no u arnt

[Name66X]

Where is my bag of pubes?

[ShikasxCloud]

definately the forever lazy!!! or the shake weight

[EPYK0PHAYL]

I think the best part of the entire video was seeing Matt's pants? yeah. <3

[MegMcGTV]

He looks so different!

[MrThekiller252]

Yes but, will it blend ?

[mrpoopface1998]

u should get the forever lazy haha

[florp120]

hair? ...... im scared

[hypergiggles14]

2:37 FAP FAP FAP FAP.... tsk tsk Matt..

[RonnieRadkelover12]

Banana phone :D and the guy at the beginning sounds like Mel Gibson xD Love the vid hehe :D

[stensson1998]

1:06 LMFAO

[alldayagain]

TAKE ON THE SHAKE-WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!

[Kayyandheartss]

Why is Matt always eating stuff in his videos?

[imnosupergirl1]

ewww those bean look very nasty!!!

[allieisarandomer]

Oh THANK GOD. i hate it when i need to stop eating glass.

[srhdel14]

why does it always look like cat food.

[CelineNHeather]

UR HAIR!!!!!!! PLEASE! NEVER cut it this short again!!

[PantalaNagaPampa92]

Make your hair look like this again.

[TheAwded]

Protip....you'd have a better time peeling bananas if they were ripe...you're welcome

[brik9r]

Why did I watch that ? I think you should've gone with the slap chop as a weapon or security device...seriously what the hell am i doing watching this crap ?

[tragicmagic7010]

I love your face at 0:47!!!!!!!!!

[MsOhayoOhio]

what a waste of food!

[iantot898]

glass shots..

[coreythekingbert]

press 6 repeatedly. hahahaha

[JepicJail]

Then why is it called SlapChop is amazing??? Wit ,Sarcasm , I don't know but its definitley funny 0_o

[kayla48100]

AHAHAHAH order now and ill throw in a nag of pubes! ROFL

and matt lloks amazing in this video i love his hair here

[p3n15b011]

heres a raw egg. bam erm?breakfast to go LOL

[Ghostshepard]

I love those kinds of novels. :)

[irock4eves]

the more you do it the grosser it looks XD

[punklifee]

Can slap chop, chop a diamond?

[Telamon8]

@punklifee

probably. Diamonds are relatively fragile.

[MrTadeq]

hilllarious!



[jim0watkins]

i don't understand how you get that many views...

[turtles2882]

Make a video about the Snuggie.

[FunnyHunny5]

@turtles2882 That doens't exist! GREAT IDEA! ( Insert Moar Uncalled For Sarcasim Here) 0__o

[katherineluisa]

@turtles2882 OMG I love your username! P.S.I love turtles.

[Anese23]

when you chopped up that light bulb ever hear of murcury

[CraZgirla1]

From now on when you have a top comment in response to another comment, you should explain what your talking about so I dont have to look through all the other comments

[J2000J2000J]

I simply lauged my A** of there!

[xProEm]

You Should Get The Shake-Weight

[KillerMonkeys567]

You shouldve chopped twilight

[bigskip2121]

Not even so stupid its funny, just stupid.

[thevisualboy37]

Oh, this is RIDICULOUS!

[justlisten242]

u should see if that ka boom foam tastic junk!!!!!!!

[at808mt]

he is doing it wrong. you got to actually slap it, just like Vince v.s. the prostitute!

[SoccerFrog101]

I mean thingy. iPad...

[SoccerFrog101]

Do the shout color catcher Thimbu

[simonlacourse110]

malade



[MsSamiWami]

you're so cute :)

[Cait91899]

Am i the only one that noticed the way he said Bun. (ban)

[akonmylove23]

Shake Weight!!!

[Cupcakelovification]

the genie bra!

[johncumper]

tiddy bear

[animatorbug]

some of them make sense, and then it said 'heres a raw egg' BAM! 'wait thats not right'

[StfuOrGTFOkid111]

"You love salad, bit you hate eating light bulbs, and you dont have enough glass in your diet" funniest one lmfao

[TheLeprechaun2000]

snuggie

[rockinrory08]

Do the snuggie

[HitosumeGiant]

CEREAL KILLER!

[Maka0116]

a life

[seanhamiltononline]

keep pressing 6 XD

[xCamera0]

Not the cereal! D:

[BamBombBoom]

Matt wastes too much food

[mariotamer]

I laughed off my balls when the slapchopped the egg lol

[jellyberry10]

Can It Chop Off Lady Gagas Penis?

[ForcedToSignUp]

you = not funny

[BreeInsanityx]

@ForcedToSignUp you = allamashapedwaffleeatingpenisd­ickhorsethingthatislamelamelam­elamelamelamelamelamelameandla­merrrlametylamelamepersonthate­atsHannahMontanaforbreakfast :3

[360SAS]

cut yur nuts

[HogantheLogan]

396 people like the bun

[shawnde1]

i laughed my ass off at the raw egg xDDD

[GCodeGaming]

you should replace the shamwow guy lol

[zombiemania1]

i think he was sarcastic

[shayleerofl]

his pants!!!! 3:28 XD

[mrlucasfilms]

YOU CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY HOMEGIRL

[mrlucasfilms]

THE EGG HAS TO BE HARD BOILED YOUR A STUPID IDOIT

[funtimes237]

i shat my pants at 1:05

[RabuneHino2]

YOU ARE USING IT WRONG!!!

[mallipop33]

Why is he slap chopping stuff that doesnt need to be slap chopped or is already chopped? Lol love this video!

[MrLuigiman1999]

@mallipop33 because he's Canadian :D

[mallipop33]

@MrLuigiman1999 Really lol. I still lve the video lol!

[CanadianTechHelps]

Magic Bullet!

[OctopusBurrito]

AHHHHHHHHHHH HAIRCUT BEGONE DEMON OF SHORT HAIR t

[AwesomeBannana]

how did I get from when ellis gets his pills to the slap chop is amazing!!??

[Zom33music]

lol, u can see all the different times he was videoing at, because of the clock on the wall! :D

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[GarrysModDrama]

its not as pretty as the commercial :(

[tejla3]

press 6 to see a guy masturbate

[theroadrunner556]

I peed my pants loling

[theroadrunner556]

LOL that is garbage

[theguppy3691]

did he say 'cheese sandwige'?

[Drizzable]

my dad walked in when you said you're gonna like my testicles

[madiIsabeast]

The shrimp looks like a weiner..?....What kinda jacked up penis do you have?? o__o

[theelijahcam]

@madiIsabeast WTF

[DanieltheKnight5]

Thumbs up if you sometimes read YouTube arguments because of the hilarios things that they call eachother.(like ericacoo calling that other guy a dick fart XD)

[chekyman123]

what a ceareal killer

[TapTapGAARATapTap]

omg you should do the happy nappers

[mickygd]

Press 6 for masturbation.

[ericacoo]

@mickygd Press 5 for SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[mickygd]

@ericacoo Heh, someone needs a girlfriend.

[bigstevie01]

@ericacoo GTFO

[ericacoo]

@bigstevie01 WOW! how immature. FUCK YOU!

[bigstevie01]

@ericacoo Double standards are fun.

[ericacoo]

@bigstevie01 Once again dick wipe, grow up and quit picking fights with people on youtube! make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about dick monkey.

[bigstevie01]

@ericacoo I already know what I'm talking about. It's hypocritical to bitch at someone for being immature and then proceed to call him dick-names.

[ericacoo]

@bigstevie01 See, you're talking something that has nothing to do with anything. grow up please, and stop being such a hypocrite dick fart with bad taste in a sense of humor.

[bigstevie01]

@ericacoo Sigh.

[ericacoo]

@bigstevie01 ONCE AGAIN, immature

[bigstevie01]

@ericacoo Love the way you just don't give up.

[ericacoo]

@bigstevie01 bitch calm your tits.

[shawty3066]

i threw up when i sw this....

[icansoact]

"uhhhhh thts not supposed to happen...........CRAP!"uhhhhhh breakfeast to go?"xD

[myunicornisblue]

slapchop the snuggie then clean it with the shamwow lol

[EricLOTRguy]

LOL I watched this and your shamwow video they were fucking hilarious! Great job man keep it up

[ShareThatOrangeCrush]

... you're hot(:

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@ShareThatOrangeCrush you're a creepy slut :)

[ShareThatOrangeCrush]

@DoctorRainbow8321 obviously I was being sarcastic... he's scary as fuck xD

[coolkid7500]

pubes first then money

[cheponchocho2]

mira mi huevo!

[5y5t3mf41lur3]

i'm sure it couldn't chop chuck norris

[kitkatannacatchika]

nice trashy novel

[tacoman6948]

whats in your brain? (press nine for answer) lol

[verocesitar26]

@tacoman6948 press 9 fur hump

[2345Pikachu]

a ROBOPANDA

[ElChamucoRoboto]

Press 6 and ENJOY ;)

[emogangsterninjanerd]

Do the booty bop one! I think that's what it is called...

[blbrayan]

LOL a raw egg

[xplayz]

holy shit i forgot that you had eyebrows

[Smooshielive]

don't even grin 

[BobTheG00mba]

@Smooshielive Why?

[MrRadWalkthroughs]

i wonder whatd happen if you put that on a chicks boob XD

[AngstKultur]

@MrRadWalkthroughs You would stay a virgin.

[MrRadWalkthroughs]

@AngstKultur Haha, true. :D

[pinkhoty1]

i love infomirtials

[TheGoldenUnit]

how much food do u have?!?!?!

[4lifecreate]

#slapchop @mattg124 this made me LOL

[Trinitysx]

It doesn't matter cause my life is exciting now lol wtf.

[Acrodents]

your just like my mom...

[xhollisterhottiex100]

ya i dont have a enough glass in my diet.

[missezulalake]

I want your shorts:)

[AdamTehBoss]

but will it blend?

[TheDayWeAwake]

the look you gave the camera at 0:59 is somehow dirty. If you crop the vid to show just your face I would really question what you were doing w/ your hands.

[LuZoNaUSaChoRoFraBro]

I do enjoy the scottish flag over the window there =)

[LetsPlayers1]

banana phone ring ring ring

[boys836]

thankyou for the damn hannah montana aka hannah gay tanna box being cut off but what about her ugly damn fucking face !!!!!! sorry 4 language

[blueboxofpotofgold]

Glass shards in the salad FTW!

[anthroanthrax]

I like the bun...

[mario64PKmetalhead]

where is your hair :O

[Jocelyn123rox]

y glass on salad????? O.o

[mikipunki77]

eres estupido

[IzzyXDemmy]

@mikipunki77 No, tu eres estupido jaj

[TheGirly303]

take on the snuggie!!!!!!!

[spademccurdyramm]

Their is nothing u can chop to look normal

[billybobjoe0976]

hahaha ''i got some shrimp it looks like a wiener'' lol

[nerfpokemon]

Do the snuggie thing

[IrishStarGeorge]

diggin the bright orange cutoffs

[WWEBROTHERSFORLIFE]

Oh I love more glass in my book salad

[KizzyBizziBoo]

hannah montana cereal..now i really have seen it all ¬_¬

[YaoiLoverkisskiss]

HE'S SOOOOOO CUTE!!!

[ThatKittyWhoCamps]

@YaoiLoverkisskiss lol my sister said the same thing

[KaiserVadin]

i didn't favorite this ? ( WHY !? )

[ImFresh2Death2010]

Do Fushigi balls, or whatever they are called.

[WWEBROTHERSFORLIFE]

My friend wan'ts that bag of puobs

[KaiserVadin]

Heres a raw egg " BAM " uhhhh thats not right

[besties4real11]

A pillow pet

[ColdbloodedFck17]

Great vids bro.

I liked the sham wow one as well.

fuckin comedian right here!

feel free to subscribe to my channel as well.

[iLikeTrickShots]

you sound like jerry trainer

[bustillo9999]

Fushgi or moon sand

[alvaol62]

2:37 fapfapfapfapfapfap

[AYedomakha]

desperate attempt to be funny

[Exzmo]

Wow, the class bulb when just as easy as everything in the commercials. :D

[Chinkeyface]

Wehey /salute to the scotland flag

[cece7eley]

1:45 you're slapping your beans :D

[tamiya008]

"You get somebody else to do that" XD Hilarious

[Minecrafter9274]

376 people ate the lightbulb xD

[GmodCortos30Sec]

jajajaaaaaa XD

[Jake15871]

i ordered... WHERES MY PUBES???

[olliepfc94]

ur gonna love my testicles......... my nuts! lol