Noir Mercenary Group: Noirion Call 1080p

[richoz27]

L fucking OL

[jdporkchop87]

LMAO awesome parody

Well done guys

[deadxxsteve]

The dominix comments were just to much for me. i almost choked to death while eating and watching this.

[DininDalael]

For those of you who do not get this video, or think it sucks or whatever, watch Rooks & King's Clarion Call 3. The video you are currently watching, is a parody of clarion call 3. Kinda like Spaceballs is a Parody of StarWars. So Stop hating and start enjoying!

[plebsrus214]

so many laugh's :P

[i45on]

Epic Troll.. that was awesome

[Sheopaard]

RnK > noir. still ill +1 this...

[mikemorgan712]

Hilarious, I especially like the mocking of the Dominix followed by the irony of killmail with the Dominix as top damage dealer by quite some margin... was that intended?

[Morphius1280]

I LOVE IT!!! LOL i laughed my ass off i LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!

[halozsakut]

MLP <3

[PinkyFeldman]

@halozsakut And after the OP we all sent Alek a mail letting him know what lesson we learned. :)

[emikochan13]

<3 Domis

[Svo256]

lol i hear kat, HEY KAT

[Bucifer100]

nice parody!



[scooobys2]

Fallout 3 style? =P

[Ragemaster9999]

Fogg here, nice video, lol. I think the few peeps complaining about the video dont realise its suppose to be toung in cheek parody of the clarion call series.

Very nice voicework and quite a few good lines.

[PinkyFeldman]

@Ragemaster9999 Thanks Fogg! Glad you enjoyed it m8.

[EveTimeCodedotcom]

1st and foremost P O N I E S & 2nd the audio is awesome. *\0/*

[Xhinalol]

+1 Very funny.

Ps: 50 people don't have sense of humor

[Drokoth]

Hahahaaaa that was fantastic... "then you have the Dominix, for pilots who can't be arsed to train for an abaddon or tempest and do something meaningful to the fleet"

That nearly killed me laughing,

Good job. Good job indeed. Very amused!

[Mordd1]

That's it? Killing a POCO with no opposition? Most lame R&K video ever, you have tarnished your reputation good sirs!

[hydrooo]

@Mordd1 it is not an RnK video sir

[DininDalael]

@Mordd1 This is not a video from R&K. In fact, its a parody of R&K's Clarion Call 3.

[MrRickmondo]

Brill! :-)

[beirut1papa]

Best R&K Spoof I've ever seen :) Awesome Job guys

[Hargaanti]

i destroyed two custom office inter-bus npc corp i think most of you guys know it i tried to kill mail it and it is not possible like pos

[abschussrampe]

CCP was wrong about many things... but they were right about their motto: "Feature working as intended."

That had me actually crap my pants from the laughter........

[Kemahudson]

@abschussrampe The funny part is that CCP featured this video on their facebook page. ;) Even with that line in it.

[S4ko]

boring

[liwomilk]

zzzzzzzzzz... Just made me want to watch the real McCoy

[DaekanBacon]

ROFL great parody

[thebarkermc]

The most haunting voice I've ever hear. It's awesome.

[romanbuddha]

"guys we're running out of cap, we need to stop now"

hahahaha

[TrejoDuneSea]

This video successfully conveys the pulse-pounding excitement of a structure shoot.

[FireLookoutCharley]

"Tell me something I don't know"

[Caples25B]

Come actually play EVE in null.

[Kemahudson]

@Caples25B Good majority of our contracts ARE in null. ;)

[cloudkap]

QUICK! Someone get this Wyvern pilot in there!! eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kl­l_id=8755163

[USABORDERPATROL]

Uh having more than one FC FTW.

[USABORDERPATROL]

@USABORDERPATROL Def needs reps when you dont have an enemy to shoot at

[schertt]

you suuuuuuuuuuuooooooooo got trolled

[tzadkiel]

lulz, elements of harmony lets go!

[igninis]

You SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! and SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO badly >< wish i knew were you were raising that defenseless structure and had brought my fellow "pirates" or more like retard eradicators onto your heads.

Fc is a complete retard: "you stay here until its down" for f*cks sake if you are going to be outnumbered you run n00bs. Anyway not going to waste my time on you any longer. Go to mining in 1.0 n shit cuz merc life might led you into lol sec SCARY!

[Malgow]

@igninis eh lol you do realise this is us taking the piss of an actually very well done video. As for fc commands, well pink wasnt the fc, those voice comms were recorded after :) again if youd seen the original and read the relevent thread ont he eve-o forums you'd get the joke there too.

[falzar101]

@igninis you're a f*cking idiot.

[ConquistadorErnesto]

So, THAT'S what a customs office looks like. Funny I thought ... hold on, someone just joined my TS channel.

[Skittnator]

I must say, simply amazing. wow.

[safirebr21]

dedicated to highsec Pvpers.

[ExplosiveChorro]

ummm, as i recall these have a reinforced mode as my corp took down a few ourselves.

Did this one not go into reinforced?

[Malgow]

@ExplosiveChorro not when they are Interbus owned (NPC). for player owned ones yes there is a reinforcement timer.

[DaitenshiHogosha]

ROFLMAO!!!! I've seen Clarion Call 3 and this is an amazing spoof on that. The battle against the customs office was epic.

[Funkert]

*slowclap* amazing vid guys.

[nulsbuls]

I like the part were they battle the customs office!

[theonlygus]

So glad im not playing this game anymore. That was even boring to watch!

[Strang3Boy]

This is so damn good /o/

[bobzone09]

Motherfucking good job, if you can make another, PLEASE DO.

[bobzone09]

"SHIT!! I burnt out my guns!

...I mean, I had to, I wanted the last hit on the killmail."

LMFAO

[BananaHatification]

No interactive transcript... /sadface/

[Nil5]

HILARIOUS!!! <3

[Nullsecdouche]

You've got to love NOIR's bravery in this fight. If it was PL, they would have hotdropped 10 titans onto the custom's office. :D

[Zeredek]

Oh god this is so terrible.

[TheBienator]

lol. good work! ;)

[glupo100]

fail.... noobs

[ufo8mycat]

This is the greatest story ever told.

[nosferatz]

Overheat ALL the reps!

[Skyrage01]

This was.....boring. Humour for those with no talent in humour perhaps?

[vasponger]

intense

[Special4ce293]

I love it =D

[penaxor]

Downvote for the stupid fucking pony bullshit.

[adamgrocco]

"Then you have the Dominix, flown by lazy Gallente pilots who can't be arsed to train Amarr or Minmatar, ships that would actually be useful in this kind of fleet" lolz

[PinkyFeldman]

@adamgrocco It doesn't matter what kind of fleet you're in, theres always that one gallente pilot who asks if he can bring his domi.

[SidThePilot]

@PinkyFeldman yeah but hey, that killmail at 2:00 had a dominix on top.

[PinkyFeldman]

@SidThePilot :) Exactly. Good catch!

[AleAdryGalli]

@PinkyFeldman cuz Domies ARE AWESOME at shield and armor!!! <--- average gallente pilot

[Svo256]

@adamgrocco Excuse me, why you hating on gallente ships? I bet my Mega would like a few words with you pumping 1004 turret DPS (no implants, and not counting drones) and 120k EHP (no DCU)

[MadClownGames]

PonyWaffe [PWWN] is meant as ponies?

[notRichterbelmont]

+1 ingenious fleet comp and great strat....FC of the decade.

[comwedge]

Haha Wicked video!

[Andreus]

Was irritated by the voice of the narrator.

Until he started talking about ponies.

Now I support this video 120%.

[PinkyFeldman]

@Andreus Alek told me if I added ponies, it would instantly make the video 20% cooler.

[katushkin89]

BEST structure shoot evar.

[Tratz]

This video is nothing short of BRILLIANT.

[Smash1989Cal]

"We're not leaving until this Customs Office is dead!"

"Tell me something I don't know."

Also loving the warp animation credits, is that the Thor music at the end too?

AMAZING.

[PinkyFeldman]

@Smash1989Cal :) Glad you liked the credits, you are correct it is Thor music.

[inphuriated]

nice tactics and great strategy! also awesome execution.

nao can we has epic mining op youtube video?

[Vi3chi]

i skipped through it, and that peopl really think this stuff is good reminds me how sad eve has become, BITTER!

[PinkyFeldman]

@Vi3chi To be fair, shooting at a structure for most of the video, I would dare say captures the true essence of what the majority of EVE is like, much better than most PVP videos. :)

[IAccidentallyCameron]

@Vi3chi i dont think he gets it..

[gilescoochey]

umm... a bit overkill, we did a customs office op, in 0.1 low sec, with 2 SBs and a couple of BSs...

[TheJayLeHol]

@gilescoochey

That's the joke dude, this is fucking hilarious.

[zaviori]

@gilescoochey But how was your capacitor?

[gilescoochey]

@zaviori I was a SB... I liked the bit about the ponies :-)

[Phatheon]

lol

[kstjernegaard]

That voice.. reminds me of a computer generated simulator. Every word can be separated. Jeez, someone wrote that it gave him the chills.. I got to agree haha

[uknowwhatitis12]

>the tempest

>of course it provides ecm support

jesus christ how horrifying

[SerionMe]

Your voice gives me chills.

[danamoult]

this was fucking brilliant, well done

[ABogdanovs]

Yeah, very "funny"... To hell with this video...

[TechState]

great fight guys!!!! great skills!

[whocares10884]

at what point was I supposed to laugh? are you the same people who think American Pie was funny?

[flevosap666]

simply fantastic...

[IRainbowkiss]

HOLY SHIT

[Tuberuser187]

Death to customs offices!

[TheRoboranx]

we. won.

[daFUNKxx]

Truly inspiring footage. You guys are what all good pvpers should aspire to be. <3

[eveonline247]

25 people didn't understand that this was a tribute to RNK & a parody of Clarion Call 3!

What a loltastic video!

[KittJT2]

lol where can i get some intense fights like this?

[fcentauri8]

masterfully crafted trolling

[FalconMarch]

This is fucking brilliant, love your work Noir!

[Bodul22]

I won´t lie to you ppl, i´ve shed a tear after seeing bravery in this video, truly inspiring stuff and would like to congratulate. This is what makes EVE the best.

[ALEX250692]

Brohoofs !

[PinkyFeldman]

@ALEX250692 brohoof!

[Alekseyev]

Fucking MAGIC bitch!

[ZoneofA]

epic troll XD

[tik68]

wow u guys are faggots

[Kemahudson]

@tik68 Why thank you for your truly inspiring and enthralling comments! :)

[pete519]

lol good troll.. would watch again

[JonnyPew]

lol ^_^

[Yakfuji]

Hilareous!

It's the players that make Eve.

[twostepeve]

Awesome, fantastic job!

[Gibbo37711]

this

was

terrible

[SeraiNephthys]

Noir are eves premier mercenary corp... whose name begins with a 'n' and ends in 'r' that's for sure!

[pheonex]

Good stuff

[dowlingca]

I don't play Eve but JC's made me watch the Clarion Call vids :) And I lulzed. Cute. You gave that customs office whatfor!

[urdead2meboy]

this dudes voice not as cool as r&k guy lol but good video

[intoxicatedmarc]

not in eve but i ROFLed so hard



[ajihle]

What a terrible spoof.I want my 12 minutes back.It's not an issue of R&K, it's simply not funny at all.

[Brexer]

Excellent video. Really shows the professionalism that Noir., one of the best mercenary corps in Eve, can maintain even while on a job like this. It's this ability to stay cool under fire that allows Noir. to scour Eve rid of all enemies, including those damn gypsies up in Period Basis.

Fight strong, Noir. bretheren. Fight strong, and fly safe.

-GY

[ottersmacker]

n1 :D

WE'RE NOT GOING TO WARP OUT UNTIL THE CUSTOMS OFFICE IS DEAD.

[Kemahudson]

All of us in Noir have become very fond of the Rooks and Kings videos. The parody is meant to pay tribute and not to insult them. :)

[intelnavi]

Parody yes, funny no.

[krieg5300]

comedy is noir's home ground

[Kiloborg]

Ahahha very fucking nice!! XD Good parody

[skhutsishvili]

lol, Noir. Most fail alliance in game. trying to do parody on something that they have no idea :) mate go at elast skill for T3 ships :)

[Kemahudson]

@skhutsishvili Well, everybody is entitled to an opinion. Fail or not, we continually get 0.0 work and often by repeat clients. So as long as we are getting paid after each contract, it's all good to me.

And most of us do have the t3 skills maxed, but it doesn't mean they are going to fit in many of our 0.0 fleet types. And in most cases, we never fly battleships. But that was the point of the vid. We were bored on that job and the idea to make this video was born. :)

[annafate94]

ITS GOING DOWN.. HAAA... HAAAAA...

[EDDIERI0]

lol

[Love24Pink]

I cant stop laughing omg epic 5 stars guys well done!!!

[baaaddragon]

10 people also watched Spaceballs before watching Star wars.

[Ganryder]

+1 loved it. Lord will be proud of this im sure.. 

[therealmotherphuck]

HAHA! That was awesome. Those damn customs offices can be such a bother.

BTW...

<3 the self rep guardian.

[ryanstartalker]

I see what you did there :P

[jparco2011]

You NAILED this parody. My hats off to you.

[TJMiton]

easily the worst eve vid ive ever seen, congrats...

[jparco2011]

@TJMiton Do you even know what this video is? It's a parody of another video.

[uninfallible]

SO BRAVE

[sp00l]

Aahh wow that was awesome =P

[szerszeni]

Parody of Rooks and Kings Clarion Call 3 ,,,,,?? u fail it u could make it rly more funny wtf is that voice?

[eveDjakku]

lol awesome

[ShinigamiAnger]

bad job ad copying clarion call

[burningbum]

I get it.

[ferrit54]

this is the biggest ccp love letter i have ever seen, good job NOIR

[Havoc928]

lmao this was funny

[havoc151976]

you bitches jealous enough! lol..

is that why you made this parody vid.

[Malgow]

@havoc151976 who isnt jealous of Rooks and Kings? :)

[Kemahudson]

@havoc151976 We made it because of how much we like the R&K vids. Let alone the fact that we admire R&K's ability to run combat logistics and we know full well that we have a long way to go before being able to run logistics nearly as well.

[BashBash28]

Ok where was the damn pewpew at. I like how you had a good story to lead you into what we are viewing. There was a lack of fun for me being a viewer to want to want this.

[pheonex]

@BashBash28 it was a parody...

[Malgow]

Pinky, you are my favourite buddy! You have done well my young padawan :P

[Rooksandkings]

Brilliant <3

[Kemahudson]

@Rooksandkings Glad you liked it. I was waiting for Pinky to finish the vid so that I could see the reactions of R&K after viewing it. ;)

[RC51John]

Customs Offices are dangerous yo.

The Domi comment is funny, but true.

[bumblejett]

Pinky, you piss taking B*stard, i love it! lol

[TauZeoN]

omg i was on the edge of my seat the whole battle. i was actually expecting a titan bridge or something at the last second. pretty confused as to how i should feel lol...

[xG4m3r4Lif3x]

I lol'd  :D

[bonjavie]

wassent what i was hoping to see.... a bunch of ppl shooting a costums office... shit

[Aegis23]

@bonjavie It's a parody on the Rooks and Knights Clarion call video. Watch that and than this, maybe than you will get it.

[JaredC87]

@Aegis23 That would be "Rooks and Kings", and it's the Clarion Call 3 - Black Fortress video specifically.

[Aegis23]

@JaredC87 uuh now I noticed what I wrote. My bad :(

[JaredC87]

@Aegis23 :P