STARCRAFT TIPS FROM ATHENE

[hillichee]

athene is a rapist?

[hillichee]

i want the athene dream

[soccerisverycool]

I WANNA EAT BORCOLLI SOUP

[qpoulton]

jermy from pure pwnage IRL

[RageSTi06]

these tips are only for bronze - platinum. every in starcraft thats daimond and beyond like masters, grandmasters knows these tips are like knowing the sky is blue.  what athene failed to mention is tips that go beyond the very basics.

[DaLooseGoose11]

@RageSTi06 DAMAGE CONTROL, bro! u jelly? =D

LMFAO JK!

Hey how did ya come acros this vid round the same time i did?...did u see it in my feed?

[vinmaster25]

LOL

[IzzydaLlama]

most people actualyl press the a key and then left-click, which is faster and easier. I find it hard to believe he went 49-1...

[99578142751998]

You're such a pathetic little bitch :D

[Carrymancer]

Click my name

[thedarkflowkiller]

EVERYONE LOOK AT HIS MOUSE PAD LMAO !!!!!

It's a hentai girl's butt lol !!!!



[largo875]

What's Athene's nick in Starcraft 2 ?

[GroovyTriplets]

DID KIWIKAKI WRITE DOWN ALL THE 'TIPS' YOU JUST SAID SCRUB ?

[georgepotter428]

This is one "youthful" video. =p

[Petnateeto]

well maybe he gives beginner tips because U SUCK

[SupreviozGaming]

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[aholt497]

Don't pick me I don't deserve it

[CillersFan]

Were you serious about using your weak hand to move the mouse? God, I'll never get used to that.

[NetherMoore]

@CillersFan It's true. The SC2 progamer naniwa does that, and if u follow the sc2 scene, you should know what he is capable of.

[shootingmen]

haha!

[TheBloodyTV]

Pick me couse you told me at dreamhack that we sould own in the games. i cant own in the games if you dont teach me how to!!! im from sweden

//David

[TheWindmillionaire]

Athene......i want to pwn the scrub nubs

[RedPikman]

what? the hell?

[mikiradin]

the vici is not even the case i vini and vici . lol then how is vici not the case?

[smenkinsa]

this is how everybody  should think of themselves

[rapteakewl]

@smenkinsa Exactly! people say he's full of himself and thats bullshit, to me he's just showing that you can feel awesome about yourself even if bitches try to bring you down

[alex3st]

you rape , bitch

[DimuXaS]

@alex3st Jelly toaster!

[IkToghXD]

you are my hero

[rapteakewl]

I cant explain this, but whenever i get bummed i just watch athene, specifically this video, then i feel awesome again.

[7tr1ps]

yeah boi youre keepin it real.respect

[myweeknessislogic]

he spelled "simin"

[70today]

Athene kicks ass period.

[Kolashov]

if you want , I can train YOU instead of the other way around.

I live in Belgium myself and can make you stronger. (you're quite a thin fella)

[deathtotem1234]

@iparkcore lmaooooo

[XxMasterMaplexX]

"You're all like turtles to me." LMFAO!!! is that a good enough reason to pick meh.? ;D

[azgan123]

At first I really didn't like athene, but now i really acknowledged him being a Jesus of gaming.

[ElectronicStuff4Free]

hi pick me i'm never played SC lOL

[JonasPedersenTV]

Sleep in your bed where you masturbate in cause you have now girlfriend?.......Hell no!

[iParkCore]

Plus whoever wins this 'competition' will be constantly raped over a starved period of 1-2 weeks.

[iParkCore]

Utter and total fuckwit.

[DevildriversDk]

Man your tha best!

[dbkomar]

you should train me, need a vacation from work and spend some time playing games, cause im out of skill kinda..

[Apollo89000]

Athene, I resently discovered a new rendition of one of my favorite games, BOTS, called Bout Cheetah (the title is kinda sucky admittedly) it lost alot of life in the transition because they didn't advertise and I think you should try it out. Maybe you'll bring life back into the game. Now im not a pro myself (Although Im far from the worst) but I hope that my invitation will have some worth.

[Abbot20]

Modesty goes a long way "jesus of gaming". . . oh and its omega..

[Abbot20]

Modesty goes a long way "jesus of gaming". . .

[Shaun381]

well, I dont think i heard so much bullshit in one vid before.

[joshfuckingparsons]

u have no idea about the american dream and u never will

[tofugunk]

coach me because i dont play starcraft :P

[3250i]

bahahaha i love jelly haters

[PingingRubberBands]

What he says about using your left hand if you're right handed and vice versa makes no sense. He's just making this up as he goes along!

[denNOOBSLAYER]

Dude. I would so very much want to live with u.I'm in the smartest boys school in Australia. And i hav a gm friend but hen wont teach me.

[hanskov]

have any mouse left and sens 100? any good?

[EreanMovies]

Troll or not, I fucking hate this guy

[TFKchicken]

very laggy in korea?? excuses, excuses

[deddanimations]

all this coming from a guy who hasnt even been ranked in season 3...for shame

[KING99001]

your a train im a broken rail how you ganna go past without crashing?

XD jk jk

[101ablerudeboy]

"you think Jesus could teach you how to walk on water? No it takes practice...." Lol... I don't think Jesus practiced walking on water..

[xXxERICxXx8]

if you come to dallas, you can have my room, no you can have my MOMS room

[chalky609]

I agree with alot of what he says bit....no hes right.

[lilbribriboy]

I fucking love athene, he makes me laugh more than any comedian ever will.

[ArnixBarnijs]

Omg, rape train to too lol

[PCTechTalks]

this man has the biggest ego i have ever seen, hell he makes kanye look like a nice guy.

[Stormhunter117]

'Most Pros don't do this, they don't rally their nexus to the minerals"

<3

[AXharoth]

@Stormhunter117 they do

[666Vaderek]

Best protoss in the world is fcking fake. I like you like a best paladin but this is big bullshit. Maybe in mmo games you are good but not at starcraft .

[dbzinfinity22]

I wonder if he knows how to have fun playing games I'm trying to be the worlds best player but I'm taking my time and trying to have fun doing so

[zheldor008]

if u r really that skilled go on a private wow server where is still 80 and the dk's ghoul hits 5-6k

[thatguylander]

You talk like a dick

[trialsHDMaster]

@thatguylander haters gonna hate

[thatguylander]

@trialsHDMaster i just dont see whats so great about being good at starcraft

[sauenkalle]

I'm not playing SC2. AND i'm HAPPY ! If I was playing SC2 and come up against you... I would cry xD

[zling1111]

Nice mousepad



[vineofdeath]

To show everyone how good you are get a match with select and the people will see how much you pwn and you are gaming Jesus

[iPalmerFX]

I end up having like.. 10k minerals... :/

[pwnwner]

ATHENE DREAM!!

[McMilan95]

Athene, Since you are the best SC player in the whole world I would really appreciate if you could put up a video when you actually kick ass, So we can see how you pwn and see your brain killing strategie. Thanks! +1

I'm thinking he's Bronze league,he sure sounds like Bronze :)

[AXharoth]

@McMilan95 i think he is not even bronze

[19NoNuM85]

He is right handed and uses the mouse with his left hand.. Gaahh.. If i would have started doing that back in school I would prolly have a faster button mashing hand.. I am right handed to. I am lamo compaired to Athene. lol haha You own shit. :p

[AXharoth]

@19NoNuM85 he is nowhere near best in sc2

[BloodRose26]

So I thought this was SC2 tips -- not a person worshiping himself.

[Randja066]

He thought you a valuable lesson and that is that Athene owns and he is best at the gaimz

[NetherMoore]

@BloodRose26 if u let go of your ego, you would realise that he's actually giving very good tips for bronze players like yourself.

[BloodRose26]

@NetherMoore cute, but I'm Diamond and it wasn't by listening to this guy. I stand by my statement. Real StarCraft 2 tips come from users like dApollo, Day[9], and all other pros that coach (IdrA, inControl, Spanishiwa ect). Not from people who fashion a cult dedicated to themself. This guy's good, but he's not a god and he's not the best - in fact, he's not even close.

[Rangepkoo]

Pick me because I like to own fking noobs. Rangepkoo@yah00.c0m if I win :-P

[TheQecProductions]

He's Like foreign Jeremy 

[nuderedfinger]

Hahaha "far from the athene dream, you don't own shit" XD

[Roykynx]

Lawl i love this game. I love the guy's comment below me.. what an idiot all there is to say, he probably just gets his ass beat in sc2 so rages when he cant even play protoss correctly.

[dranoel1963]

with so much ego, he can be the next duke nukem!

[mickle190]

Haha he is the best

[hhampee]

Love how this guy think he is the best at starcraft :D

[633r]

wow so much ego!!!!

[1337saklart]

wtf he isnt left handed?!?!?!?!

[BillyDaAsian]

I should go practice walking on water and eventually ill make it

[AEGC07]

His EGO is really funny

[Sephibitch18]

wanna be this one !

[JayTie1]

It would be just too awesome to see Jaedong vs Athene , even if i think Athene would get pretty much raped.

[MrBlackzzter]

Athene, Since you are the best SC player in the whole world I would really appreciate if you could put up a video when you actually kick ass, So we can see how you pwn and see your brain killing strategie. Thanks!

[harrisontan]

@MrBlackzzter ??? just youtube athenewins vs

[NoCoStarcraft]

@MrBlackzzter he is good but he isent near the best in the world

[AmorphicS]

@NoCoStarcraft Ever heard of..... A joke?

[uruguayitorip]

@MrBlackzzter if you mean the world is ALL the countries outside korea, then good, but he said that he can't beat koreans in one video

[bjornaagaard]

rofl "rally points" like any1 didn't know that.. such basic warcraft 3

[123damed]

i think he practiced in front of his mirror the"you suck" part...can you get this image :))?

[DufenDorgen]

lol, played starbattle with you fool, we gotta play zealot frenzy nigga.

p.s. I like your peoples waffles, and I didn't actually watch this video.

[Mynameisaw]

@DufenDorgen doesn't matter if you watched it, by clicking on it, you gave it +1 view, and gave Athene money, gj scrub

[vankilsing]

where can I find recorded games of you with commentary while you are playing?

[vikingablod1016]

4:47 Thats really a good tip, thats why all pro players spam their mouse in the beginning of each map, to adapt to the speed they need later in the game

[adfunckylord]

where the hell are u kicking ass ? i cant see u on any grandmasters ladder ... ur a joke ...

[youFAILatLIFExD]

@adfunckylord Congratulations, you just got trolled by Athene.

[NetherMoore]

@adfunckylord he's not playing anymore rofl.

[vankilsing]

I want to see you play Idra :D

[NetherMoore]

@vankilsing he lost to idra LOL.

[Lm3ntz]

@vankilsing Don't you want to see him play against some1 better than Idraged? :^/

[ExitIude]

Did anyone else notice his mousepad?

[crazytoby]

"You think jesus can teach you how to walk on water? No, it requires a lot of practice..."

[zkevencBO]

TROLL

[rsvids94]

He totally bet his friend $100 he could make a ton of people switch their mouse playing hands

[teomaky]

is this guy serious ? :p ...

[mrjackjackfr]

my grandma can teach you better tips 

[stateofidontcare]

#1 troll

[truescool]

You should pick me cause ill teach you stuff so youll be better, nigger

[itsagainjustme89]

@truescool

lol if you try to insult him at least insult him at stuff that might be true xD

i mean, cmon theres a lot of stuff u can troll on... but this, LOL!.

[truescool]

@itsagainjustme89 dude ever heard of boredom? nothing to do and watching random videos on youtube, then this freak showed up so i randomly wrote something, you really think i care about some desperate belgish old gayass who plays games all day long and lives in his imaginary world thinking hes the king, but hes just too insecure and lonely to go out and have fun. No i dont. Fuck you

[itsagainjustme89]

@truescool lol you insult him on playing games not going out and being lonely

yet , here you are, watching his video, out of boredom.

why arent you outside with ur friends? im sure since you got such a exciting life you got better things to do than watch ''some desperate belgish old gayass who plays games all day long''

and again, you're insulting him based on rediculous assumptions based on nothing but air...

[truescool]

@itsagainjustme89 your talking nonsense, first of all I didnt even talk about me, second, even if you have friends doesnt mean your outside all day, dont be so easy minded. And at first I wasnt even insulting him, and i dont know what the fuck made you even reply to my comment, cause there's thousands of comments like this, so you're the one who's suffering of MAJOR boredom.

[jkdxtr321]

@truescool he's acting we have to appreciate his sense of humour

[5that1dude5]

Hmm showmatch between ROOTDestiny? plz

[bentay10]

dude buy it me and show learn me for a week and i will own you i own at command and conquer so either dont reply or own me your choice

[Vocaliized]

I'm from the United States and you should pick me because I want to make a living at gaming and whoosh around the corner while I LOS being bad at life.

[johnvines]

cocaine is hell of a drug

[johnvines]

Cocaine is hell of a drug guys

[rapteakewl]

athene you fuckin rules :D

[ktulur]

I'm left handed and i use my mouse with my right hand so chose me xD

[bajsklurvo]

IM LIKE A OWN TRAIN!!.. omg i lold



[Singsongpong]

Pick me because I too, want to be a gaming Guroo.

From England.

Ciao

x0x0x0x

[ilerad]

pick me cause I want to fuck your girl friend behind your back!

[K4inan]

IM a left hander, does that mean I would be faster in SC?

[TheGreatDecius]

@K4inan Your mouse movements require a lot less brain power in many rts games. If you have all your hotkeys correct, the mouse becomes your pointer stick. You want your brain power on your keyboard. So being left handed does not grant you magic SC abilities.

[4notherALEX]

@K4inan LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[Ozan2k3]

I'm from the UK and I would like you to teach me because I would be that competition that you are seeking, even in you are Athene, the god of gaming.

[shotfullofguns]

I dont know if you have picked anyone yet for this. I want to be jut like you. Teach me your ways please. I am from shitty ass America.

[zekexz]

He's athene

[Fyrewyrd]

how about you run a game breaking service to show developers problems beta testers can't see?

[darking797]

Athene is the special force of GAMING!

[scar164]

Looking forward to seeing yuo in MLG :)

[greifocs]

"I dont even look!"

[gigo221]

Because,am fucking CHOSEN ONE

[SpectralFremen]

lol man your awesomely funny

[iceman213312]

Pick me bc ur a god and I need a gamer as an instructor -USA-

[qwikzin]

lol he's hilarious either way

[bddblade]

Pick me because I'll give you nasty gay butt seckszorz all night long!

[Raphaazlol]

<3 :D Belgium Bruxelles yo !

[Raphaazlol]

<3 :D

[MerkabaStar]

I'm not a gamer but I'm subbing cause i like this guy. haha.

[Dylangek]

Athene I'm left handed but i play with right hand me mouse,!

[HaloSwordKing]

lol athene is rank 1 in his masters division, i didnt even know he got into masters, AthEEnEEE is back in da gAAAmzzz

[hcflowen]

Herald of the Titans on mutiple toons. I'm a gamer, but nothing compared to you. Teach me not only gaming but also your theory of everything that rivals M-theory and 11th dimension of measurement and the multi-verse etc. USofA

Looking for a teacher!

[fix520]

Athene wins some tournaments and post those.

[TYiFuZzo]

whats your actions per minute :)?

[GG89x]

go to Gsl they will slap your face hard there, haha

[noemercy1]

Idra just crushed you. just curious, do u actually think ur the best?

[demosthorn]

You should pick me because I don't smell and I'm clean. I'm from USA

[0oxpkox0]

Athene...Canadian legit shitty player pick me thx brah...3.6k resil get @ me

[Unahim]

@0oxpkox0 Have you checked any of the recent vids? He already picked some guy and he's already started :p

[zuze1991]

37th  AtheneWins 2996 504 463

[lotrocreepside]

athene i am wanting you to pick me well first off i am from america live in alaska, i have been playing wow but i know i can be a lot better at it i just need some help from the best in the world to help me own in bg's but first off to get me their i'm going to have to roll a paladin.