Celtic Frost - Danse Macabre

[Blackhayatte]

2:35 Machomen ? ... Machomen? hahah xD

[7Damnation]

So dark and morbid.

[zonker400]

So this is the one on the album I would only listen to once ever... got it.

[Alaricdewollf]

LMFAO!!!! Sounded like they were saying Bon Jovi at 1:16 + 2:23

[Fakeone1710]

Danse Macabre... Just translated from French to English.. I shit my pants, it's 5 am and I'm alone home..

[Deathrash241]

Behind the mass of horrific sounds, you can hear guitar riffs.



[LordDarktouruz]

@rakashe1 Hum... No, not really.

[StepsToNowhere]

i'm drunk

[jth626]

Happy to be viewer 11,018 :)

[filth69ify1]

Exactly like the sounds of a spiritual demonic ritual held place in a haunted gravesite at a unknown forest. I need more stuff like this.

[cuakmelu]

I can't stop laughing.

[kimboss2008]

this is definitely not the danse macabre i was thinking of

[WNxJihad]

I remember dropping 5 hits and listening to this all fucking nite once.

[Umlatta]

@WNxJihad I have a similar memory of this track.

[Elektroraptor]

He must have the best orgasm ever.

[LAMBOFGOD690]

bad lsd trip haha well only bad trip is one that duznt hapon

[bluewaffale]

playing this at 1:46 am in the dark and scared shirtless

[bluewaffale]

@bluewaffale lol dam spell check thats not how you spell shit

[matt101071]

if u play it backwards on a recordplayer it says HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HHEELLL..

[C94Slim]

FunnyJunk brought me here!

[Zombified91]

1:16 sounds like they're saying "bon jovi" lol

[jasco66]

@Zombified91 LMFAO

[Zombified91]

lol at the beggining. xD

[chelseadohades]

Lindo de morrer.

[matt101071]

spooky sounds .backwards messages on record. woooo wooooooo im a ghoist ....whoooo just say your scared.. i know.... CELTIC FROST,

[evelsteev]

4 people didn't danse to this macabre

[devil97ize]

scary shit

[dikimaus]

4,666th viewer!

[TBONEmayton]

i bought this in 84

[6KingCooper6]

oh my god whenever they crash the gong I always jump hahahaha

[everseekingeyes]

Even if it is just a collection of lame moaning and haunted house sfx, I still would not listen to it at night with the lights off.

[fatinjun]

SaTaNiC SeX!!!!! SuMmOnS oF sHaDoWs ThE rElEaSe Of ThE iNcUbUs An SuCuBuS.

[k5lta]

@fatinjun yeah a Succubus will get it, but i will try my best to knock the bitch of before i cum or shit goes to far hee hee.

[MegaLolburger]

Sounds like a guy with a punctured lung getting fucked in the ass.

[FullofDeth]

i think they were hungry they're asking for anchovies at 1:17

[MinioPro]

Epic.

[blackrocker5]

This song make me a Horrorgasm.

[juker606]

stupid track. why post it?

[MrRoryTV]

@juker606 because it's Celtic Frost.

[juker606]

@MrRoryTV it's Halloween sound effects.

[chiaromontestephen]

@juker606 it's part of the album you dipshit.

[juker606]

@chiaromontestephen so what? you sorry faggot. doesn't mean people wanna hear sound effects, we wanna hear music. this isn't music really, not metal music at least. just some guy sounding like he's jerking off.

just cuz you like a band doesn't mean you gotta get fucked in the ass from them and then go "it's okay, fuck me in the ass". lol.

[chiaromontestephen]

@juker606 you obviously are too fucking stupid to understand. hellishwinds uploaded the entire morbid tales album. this song is the 8th song on the album. that means whether you like it or not, it's a part of morbid tales. if you don't like it, don't fucking listen to it.

[juker606]

@chiaromontestephen first off go fuck yourself cuz when i originally got this lp on cassette i had to listen to this song or be burdened with FFing it. that's why i wanna put it down now after all these years and since it's showing up as an option of CF songs to listen too here, well then it's an open invitation you fool. like you would buy and listen to an entire album of shit like this. secondly, go fuck yourself.

[chiaromontestephen]

@juker606 i'm done talking to you. inconsiderate asshole. go fuck YOURSELF.

[juker606]

@chiaromontestephen inconsiderate? lol. that has nothing to do with anything here you punk shit bitch fuck faggot.

just do us all a favor and stay gone and stop acting like you like CF when you really like justine biefer and lady ga ga.

[PenguinBoxes]

I was listening to this in the dark.

I had to turn my light on. >>

My god, this is scarier than Legato's theme Dx

[SwordMasterz2]

I want to have sex to this song.

[Hammersmashed68]

creepiest intro ever

[jechusda]

1seeeeeeeeeeh

[rockerbackes]

Sounds very much Like King Diamond/Mercyful Fate

[rakashe1]

THIS SONG COULD MAKE A LAME HORROR FILM A HIT ANYTIME