I think and I admit that this naughty miko macabre komic krimi girl is just insulting italian horror cinema! It is too easy to laugh at the lack of means of 70's cinema: it's like to laugh at a man who is typewriting instead of using a PC!
Great stuff...I've never seen this one. Seems like the zombies might have been craftsmen/marksmen/monks back in their time??? Reminded me of the Blind Dead and that isn't really a compliment...
Wouldn't ancient Etruscens be like 4 and a half feet tall? Even the midget could take them down with ease. If he weren't too busy devouring his mom that is.
This is great stuff, better than the movies you review. You should make fun of the new movies like the crappy remake of Dawn of the Dead. You are awesome and keep your funny critism up! ^_^
No Ax em is were a bunch of teenagers go to an abandoned cabin in the woods (how original huh?) and get killed by some random maniac for no apparent reason (again,sooo original)
Well, it was better than Land of the Dead and Resident Evil 3 but it had faults. Everyone turned into zombie in a second except the woman with the baby and come on, Super Fast zombies? That is why I didn't like the movie but okay, Dawn of the Dead (remake) shouldn't be Cryptique... my bad ^_^.
Actually it took time for them to turn to zombies. Remember the obese woman and the Nicole's father took a while? Ana's husband was the only one who turned in a matter of seconds. That has allways been the case in all zombie movies. I guess it's ultimately up to the director?LOL!!
That is true. But that still leaves up to the super fast zombies. They run mega fast when they see pray, and I always fancy the happy ending genre. It left off with no hope. That's why there's a movie for me... Shaun of the Dead. ^_^ happy gorey films
JAaj great work. Your show it´s like a show that I watched in my country (Chile) it´s called "Maldita Sea" = Dammit. Two guys with beers watched Horror movies. They fast forwarded it or pause the movie in order to get the best scenes. Sometimes the movie was soooo bad that they finished it in only 20 minutes and then destroyed the tape for good.
'... as messengers of death and there shall be the nigths of terror....' NIGTHS <-- No surprise they misspelled a word thats in the movie´s title! ahha hilarious
i can easily become a hardcore fan to this show. only thing i want is to know where the unedited version of part 1 is. miko you're hotter than hell!
Poohell666 3 years ago
Maybe you can get some airtime on TV. What do you do for a living.....
sdot83 3 years ago
I Knew it was a spider!
juanCarlosvp7 3 years ago
A hard core fan's request///The People Under The Stairs.
dmfix 3 years ago
I think and I admit that this naughty miko macabre komic krimi girl is just insulting italian horror cinema! It is too easy to laugh at the lack of means of 70's cinema: it's like to laugh at a man who is typewriting instead of using a PC!
olotiv 3 years ago
And really funny. Keep posting!!.
juanCarlosvp7 3 years ago
omgosh Miko, I think Ur really beautiful.
juanCarlosvp7 3 years ago
You looked like you were just barely keeping your shit together when you remade that last scene with the hands and the "profecy."
This show is genius. I can't wait for the new stuff.
DigitalOberon 3 years ago
(Thunderous applause) I've never seen anyone properly backhand a crappy zombie flick like that.
It needed a proper burial.
lol that was funny as hell
Justletmeinyoursite 3 years ago
It's too bad that they didn't do merchandising for that movie. That creepy dwarf boy would have been an excellent collectible...or pillow.
spudmustang 3 years ago
the Black Spider can't spell! LMAO, stupidest movie ever. Loved it Miko :">
Truefade 3 years ago
absolutely flippin' amazing. you rule.
jaybobthirteen 3 years ago
Thanks =D
MikoMacabre 3 years ago
awesome episode :D I was wondering where can I get that song and the end of the video during the credits. it's awesome :D
UnknownMutant51 3 years ago
Thanks! It's Benefit's "IF I OWNED A MIDGET" How appropriate!
MikoMacabre 3 years ago
thanks :D you're so cool :D
UnknownMutant51 3 years ago
Great stuff...I've never seen this one. Seems like the zombies might have been craftsmen/marksmen/monks back in their time??? Reminded me of the Blind Dead and that isn't really a compliment...
sugashane000007 3 years ago
that part with the zombie hands on that blond girl
i know zombies can be slow but come on it take them to much time to grab her!
dead82 3 years ago
wooden teeth, awesome!!!
digitalsinna 3 years ago
Great Job Miko
avasatani 4 years ago
How about a somewhat overweight sidekick?
I'll be waiting for you acceptance message.
SummerSwelter 4 years ago
The Exciting Adventures of Miko and Lardboy! I like it!
MikoMacabre 3 years ago
I love Italian Zombie movie's.
thegreathorror 4 years ago 2
Just to say funny stuff. Any other episodes?
And in fairness bad and all as the film is, its still as good as a lot of the crap thats coming out now as "horror"
theirishdreamer 4 years ago
Wouldn't ancient Etruscens be like 4 and a half feet tall? Even the midget could take them down with ease. If he weren't too busy devouring his mom that is.
suspect485 4 years ago
Great work guys, very very entertaining. Keep it up
cdg03 4 years ago
Lmfao I loved the random musical montage almost at the end,song was funny as hell and that is one lcuky hand lol.
Thanks for sharing hun and please keep up the good work.
I look forward to seeing more episodes.
sexydecayed69 4 years ago
The lamest Zombie-Movie on this planet, and elsewhere, is "Oasis of the Zombies"!
The runtime is ca. 90 min - but it feels like 3 hours! ;(
Deathdealeus1984 4 years ago
I've seen it, man....I've seen it.
*shudders*
MikoMacabre 4 years ago
Rightly.
In comparison with "Oasis ..." is "Porno Holocaust" a Academy Award Movie! ^-^
Deathdealeus1984 4 years ago
Yea it was scary in that it was that boring havving to sit trough the intire torture of it.
sexydecayed69 4 years ago
OMFG I saw that a few months back on Goggle video I think it was.
Ohhhhh it was horrible and was soo bad it wasn't even funny eww.
sexydecayed69 4 years ago
I'm ashamed to admit I have a copy of this movie but in my defense I wanted to see if it was bad as people said it was oh yeah its bad if not worse
childofthe80s1981 4 years ago
That's one lucky prosthetic hand. LOL! You must be a fan of shows like Family Guy?
drnrg31 4 years ago
Actually very well written, well shot and pretty darn funny.
Greybro 4 years ago
This is great stuff, better than the movies you review. You should make fun of the new movies like the crappy remake of Dawn of the Dead. You are awesome and keep your funny critism up! ^_^
trufade 4 years ago
That Dawn of the Dead remake was awesome. Critique real shit like "Hatchet".
drnrg31 4 years ago
or Ax Em. Ax Em is pretty much the worst movie I've seen.
Satanluvme 4 years ago
is that the one where the guy is hacking strippers and cuts off thier hands?
drnrg31 4 years ago
No Ax em is were a bunch of teenagers go to an abandoned cabin in the woods (how original huh?) and get killed by some random maniac for no apparent reason (again,sooo original)
The editing in Ax Em is nonexistant.
Satanluvme 4 years ago
Well, it was better than Land of the Dead and Resident Evil 3 but it had faults. Everyone turned into zombie in a second except the woman with the baby and come on, Super Fast zombies? That is why I didn't like the movie but okay, Dawn of the Dead (remake) shouldn't be Cryptique... my bad ^_^.
trufade 4 years ago
Actually it took time for them to turn to zombies. Remember the obese woman and the Nicole's father took a while? Ana's husband was the only one who turned in a matter of seconds. That has allways been the case in all zombie movies. I guess it's ultimately up to the director?LOL!!
drnrg31 4 years ago
That is true. But that still leaves up to the super fast zombies. They run mega fast when they see pray, and I always fancy the happy ending genre. It left off with no hope. That's why there's a movie for me... Shaun of the Dead. ^_^ happy gorey films
trufade 4 years ago
I'm surprised you managed to keep a straight face at the end. Sounded like you and your cameraman were about to bust out laughing.
DigitalOberon 4 years ago
lucky severed hand...
tomlerom 4 years ago
was that a pure pwnage refference at 2:03?
pie579 4 years ago
JAaj great work. Your show it´s like a show that I watched in my country (Chile) it´s called "Maldita Sea" = Dammit. Two guys with beers watched Horror movies. They fast forwarded it or pause the movie in order to get the best scenes. Sometimes the movie was soooo bad that they finished it in only 20 minutes and then destroyed the tape for good.
Keep the good work-.
wqhunter 4 years ago
'... as messengers of death and there shall be the nigths of terror....' NIGTHS <-- No surprise they misspelled a word thats in the movie´s title! ahha hilarious
ShinjiL 4 years ago
Great job Miko!! You really have a great talent!
xichthusx 4 years ago
Yummy.
hydr0p0nic 4 years ago
Awesome video. Keep up the good work!
Adam Beck
adamxbeck 4 years ago
i still say with that nipple ripping, check out nightmare city
cambellfan22 4 years ago