Thank god he's on our side instead of the Uruk-hai otherwise those battles would been a disaster. can you imagine a Blonde hair Uruk-Hai dancing around crushing elves, tis to much for the men of middle-earth. at the end when they ride out to meet with gandalf those horses would be destroyed with battle-axe. They would there for call him Ur
les this guy is free doing what he whants not like some littl pusy"s that think about doing something like this anything. were ever i go i like to do what i whant soo fuck off when i whant and how i whant..................................
Techno Viking for President! He'll make congress agree just by pointing at them. He'll use his pecs to balance the budget. He'll really loosen up those stuffy high class dinners. And when some foreign leader gets out of line, he'll make them bow down to his awesomness with the dance. Not a native born citizen you say? The constitution would reform itself just to have a shirtless guy with that haircut and beard as the president.
Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.
Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.
He's like a fucked up Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz... dancing with the munchkins to Mordor down the yellow brick road, though fields of pcp coated poppies.
@digital17489 na i meant the tune thats on the actual film, its dead iconic tune from the film, and i cant seem to find out what its called anywhere. its the one from 1:00 onwards thats been remade in this :)
@ArtisticwithaK Bear Grylls walks into mordor, but it takes him like 3 days and he has to eat everything along the way. I want to see him try eating Shelob :/
Haha! Ah man. I'm going to take a couple lines of "They are taking the hobbits to Isengard" and turn it into a ringtone! xD That will be a fantastic conversation starter.
@HaloReachS117 It wouldn't be much of a battle, would it? Chuck Norris would roundhouse-kick Technoviking in the face and that would be the end of earth as we know it. You know that's what actually happened to T-rex too 65 million years ago.
@darkon108 The Techno Viking and Chuck Norris will fight on December 12 2012 at high noon, Just think of the Unstoppable Force Hitting the immovable object
He truly is the one and only... The Man.
CrazyZyko 2 days ago
That dude grossed me out. Lol.
RockNroll597 3 weeks ago
FATHER OF DOVAHKIIN!!! RAISE AND DANCE!!! FUSSS ROOO DAAAH!!
Jaraldur 1 month ago 4
Techno Viking taking the funk to isengard
spchagood256 1 month ago
lol baby You not gonna be bored with me
JoieJuleneeq407 2 months ago
hes my ancestor. [i come down of a line of royal viking kings/queens.]
2wagBiitch 2 months ago
those people really look like no-lifes
TOMBuster13 2 months ago
Best video on youtube...
fredobeddo 2 months ago
also i am a lonely girl from the uk
UrsulaDonitags935 2 months ago
ONE TECHNO VIKING TO RULES THEM ALL!
MArtthcanadian 2 months ago
ey i will help you to feel like you are in heaven
tomchikk 3 months ago
is that olaf from league of legends?
rockzbt 4 months ago
fuck yeah best version I've ever seen XD ROFL
18STEINAR88 5 months ago 2
only the best video on youtube
Dubsteppa01 6 months ago
este vikingo mas esta fuera de foco
DJCARC 6 months ago
0:59 Love that part lol
HenkeFemton 6 months ago
Techno Viking took the Hobbits to Isengard
cheshirecatwes 6 months ago
What the f@ck was that?! I like LOTR and all, but, What the f@ck was that?!
noicon85 6 months ago
Technoviking is not amused by your stupid dub.
Bellairs120466 6 months ago
I have heard "TECHNO VIKING simply dubsteps into Mordor"
IceSick88 6 months ago
This guy just loves life. XD
Narutodippy 6 months ago
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thestorniolo 6 months ago
Legolas got moves.
Andragorans 6 months ago
keith jardine
SuperCurtiis 6 months ago
243 guys are hobbits !
Stieglkriagl 6 months ago
Playing it backwards makes it x10 more badass.
Sprinklingsoup 6 months ago
Thank god he's on our side instead of the Uruk-hai otherwise those battles would been a disaster. can you imagine a Blonde hair Uruk-Hai dancing around crushing elves, tis to much for the men of middle-earth. at the end when they ride out to meet with gandalf those horses would be destroyed with battle-axe. They would there for call him Ur
mochababy2 6 months ago
240 hobbits have been taken to Isengard!
FrozenValkyrie 7 months ago
Proud of being a viking ♥
xLoveWolfiex 7 months ago
1:00 min. he turns back because he wants to raid mordor again
DeNoizeHardcore 7 months ago
I love this so much :')
YourRustyBmx 7 months ago
Almost 10 years later and they still can't get those hobbits to Isengard. :)
Blain1971 7 months ago
1:13 His moves speak for himself
thecheeseycheese 8 months ago 2
@sumoshinobi AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ThyWalrus 8 months ago
I like the white woman with black clothes dancing with his hands like a retard
XyL0Ph0n3 8 months ago
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We wear superman pajamas
Superman wear Chuck noris pajamas
Chuck noris wears Techno viking pajamas
Techno viking sleeps naked since there are no pajamas cool enough to be worn by techno viking
nicros96 8 months ago
We wear superman pajamas
Superman wear Chuck noris pajamas
Chuck noris wears Techno viking pajamas
Techno viking sleeps naked since teher are no pajamas cool enough to be worn by techno viking
nicros96 8 months ago 5
@nicros96 Techno Viking wears Tom Bombadil pyjamas
MattDovahkiin 8 months ago
Techno Viking simply dances into Mordor
ThaCanuck 8 months ago
Killcount at Isengard... Gimli: 7 Legolas: 29 Technoviking: OVER 9000!
whitliggett 8 months ago in playlist Funnies
Making jokes of the techno viking.... damn you!
Rockstargames6 9 months ago
I'm not sure why I find this so amusing XD
liveforlife2494 9 months ago
@liveforlife2494 me neither hahahaha.
korisx 8 months ago
There's one exception to the rule of not simply walking in to mordor...and it's name is Techni Viking!
unionofonion 9 months ago
les this guy is free doing what he whants not like some littl pusy"s that think about doing something like this anything. were ever i go i like to do what i whant soo fuck off when i whant and how i whant..................................
The1operator 9 months ago
@The1operator Well, enjoy getting your ass kicked with that kind of attitude.
You're gonna piss off a lot of people, as long as you're content with that idea.
unionofonion 9 months ago
the best version I've ever seen!
GohanMystico 10 months ago
@GohanMystico and it looks very cool in reverse XD
GohanMystico 10 months ago 3
See, if a woman did this.. It'd be wrong....
NeverShoutSophiiie 10 months ago
@NeverShoutSophiiie Not really, not unless she was a buff chick on steroids.
Then it would be amusing and fun to watch.
unionofonion 9 months ago
this is way to happy for techno viking..
evilfalseprophet 10 months ago
i can see his ballz
SiickSetups 10 months ago
this is when sauron poop into hes pants...
XWeedhunterX 10 months ago
Oh jesus take the wheel, this is why teh internets r00lz.
barkatthemoon81 11 months ago
Techno Viking for President! He'll make congress agree just by pointing at them. He'll use his pecs to balance the budget. He'll really loosen up those stuffy high class dinners. And when some foreign leader gets out of line, he'll make them bow down to his awesomness with the dance. Not a native born citizen you say? The constitution would reform itself just to have a shirtless guy with that haircut and beard as the president.
Blain1971 11 months ago 15
i would have loved to play this during his march or whatever hes doing
headcrabwarrior6161 11 months ago
his breast is going up and down like boobies :P
nizzle577 11 months ago
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Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.
TheMarcusweatherall 11 months ago
Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.
TheMarcusweatherall 11 months ago 2
He's like a fucked up Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz... dancing with the munchkins to Mordor down the yellow brick road, though fields of pcp coated poppies.
And I want him soooo bad.
TheDurationPlusFive 11 months ago 5
anyone know what the original version of the tune played 1:00 onwards? im trying to find it and its fucking killing me
SpicyRiceProductions 11 months ago
@SpicyRiceProductions Winstan - Save Change And Exit :)
digital17489 11 months ago
@digital17489 na i meant the tune thats on the actual film, its dead iconic tune from the film, and i cant seem to find out what its called anywhere. its the one from 1:00 onwards thats been remade in this :)
SpicyRiceProductions 11 months ago
@SpicyRiceProductions o ok sorry dude im not sure
digital17489 11 months ago
@SpicyRiceProductions It's from Lord of the Rings. /watch?v=1OvmsZ5-gYw around 3:45
clarkkent163000 11 months ago
@clarkkent163000 cheers bud
SpicyRiceProductions 11 months ago
techno viking is Mattais from the Mercenaries game
CM99501 1 year ago
Tecnoviking has the second ring to rule them all = PHUNK!
activateshinobi 1 year ago
The Dragon Born = Techno Viking
4dv3ntur3r 1 year ago
THOR IS HERE!!!
TheMrEstefano 1 year ago
@ssj5evilgoku everybody run to the direction hes pointing at ...
Muadddibb 1 year ago
Epic beard Man vs technoviking
UltraEpicLoser 1 year ago
Here are Team of Ring behind him :D
Exp2st 1 year ago
just let him dance and he maybe wont crush down the whole city
MrCoarodman 1 year ago
@MrCoarodman but his dancing causes earthquakes, did you not listen in technoviking awareness class?
bendy660 1 year ago
guys i just noticed the very truth about techno viking ,he is Tom bombadil !
goblarf 1 year ago 2
Techno Viking simply walks dances into Mordor
aODSTstudio 1 year ago
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Rusio223 1 year ago
jajajajaja
(jajajaja)
AnubisyAC 1 year ago
hey guess what?..........THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
famousnumber5 1 year ago
actually this the footage of him just walking into mordor
sumoshinobi 1 year ago 255
@sumoshinobi FOOL! YOU DO NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR!
Unless you're techno viking
ArtisticwithaK 10 months ago 175
@ArtisticwithaK what i said this is footage of him walking into mordor
sumoshinobi 10 months ago
@ArtisticwithaK Bear Grylls walks into mordor, but it takes him like 3 days and he has to eat everything along the way. I want to see him try eating Shelob :/
whatthepeanuts 8 months ago 2
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@whatthepeanuts He actually drinks his own piss so he doesn't need any food
ApostolosTheGreek 8 months ago
@whatthepeanuts He also runs out of water, so he has to drink his own piss.
onexbigxchibi 8 months ago
@onexbigxchibi but your talking about the techno viking..his piss is fresher than an untouched spring the himalayas....
chubbylilloser85 7 months ago
@onexbigxchibi Better than any idea those crappy hobbits had. also Frodo and Sam clearly proved Boromir to be an idiot...
whatthepeanuts 7 months ago
@ArtisticwithaK FUCK YEAH LOL
xcentrik12 7 months ago
@ArtisticwithaK No! Techno Viking dances into Mordor!
WraithX2 6 months ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHA
darkriver29 1 year ago
his dance and the song is awesome two meme collides = epicness
vikocho123 1 year ago
1:05 isengard is this way!
shad0w0fthenuter 1 year ago
@ssj5evilgoku techoviking knows all but how to read
monkyyy0 1 year ago
/watch?v=TSVW6hi9d4Y
Techno Viking vs. Paul Kalkbrenner
sunamak 1 year ago
not good
rosstheelf 1 year ago
@rosstheelf
ur not good
iSk1IIz 1 year ago
I am so walking to school like this tommorow
HydroHelix 1 year ago 5
I would dance with techno viking into the fires of mordor. Me, Gimly, and technoviking
VicVegas100 1 year ago 6
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VicVegas100 1 year ago
one does not simply dance into isengard!
bendy660 1 year ago
@bendy660 OH RLY NAO?
generic120 1 year ago
@generic120 YA RLY NAO
bendy660 1 year ago
He's Tom Bombadil's epic cousin... :D
Klibanophoros 1 year ago 7
Techno-viking has hobbits for breakfast
MrDezeldzame 1 year ago 4
Haha! Ah man. I'm going to take a couple lines of "They are taking the hobbits to Isengard" and turn it into a ringtone! xD That will be a fantastic conversation starter.
08rives 1 year ago
One thing one must remember, Technoviking doesn't walk into Isengard. Isengard comes to Technoviking.
Korpecz 1 year ago 6
Brilliant! Well done.
madammediocre 1 year ago
Technoviking does not simply walk into Isengard, HE SIMPLY DANCES INTO SARUMAN'S TOWER AND BEATS THE CRAP OUTTA HIM
markuks 1 year ago 7
save the hobbits technoviking!!
iwanfon1 1 year ago 6
technoviking can simply just walk into mordor.
zamrok73 1 year ago 2
Techno Viking eats the hobbits and isengard
ChurroChopStick 1 year ago 7
I dunno why this one has so many fucking views, but damn it it was one of the first videos I watched on YouTube!
Carnage1235 1 year ago
and therefore techno was named the best for it's powerful almighty techno viking
ChaosAngelXVIII 1 year ago
They are making a movie about techno viking, i thing theyre gona name it thor
chino0moreno 1 year ago 3
sum say the mighty techno viking is a distant relative of the almighty chuck norris
cigbomb 1 year ago 3
they fucking rape the soundz from lotr, gets sad in my eye :(
MrFousZ 1 year ago
1:01 When the Techno Viking walks backwards, so must everyone else.
Shonbi 1 year ago 2
@Jonto088 Actually Techno Viking does simply DANCE into mordor!
MattKendell 1 year ago 2
why does my comment not show as a top comment any more?
I guess it's a good thing, I was getting emails all the time about replies.
bendy660 1 year ago
jejeje que panda de "Drogadictos" esta hechos.
OleSupportSpain 1 year ago
lolz 1:26
BigBoard3r 1 year ago
His dance moves fit this music so well.
voidnothing 1 year ago 2
maybe..... HES TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!!!! :D
notgothbutloita23 1 year ago
He is taking the hobbits to isengard ... and im not stopping him!
MrBane39 1 year ago
the part that is backwards is so epic
MiketheMadness 1 year ago
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
TECHNO VIKING FOR PRESIDENT
tomvanbroeckhoven 1 year ago
I shat brix.
SleepyMikey 1 year ago
Hobbits #FTW xD
GGGunitNextLevel 1 year ago
They are taking Isengard and the hobbits to TechnoViking
pathologic666 1 year ago 2
genius!
77montana77 1 year ago
Wow... ahahahah
Schmitzky 1 year ago
like the part when they are taking the hobbits to Isengard.
Biggy764 1 year ago
Fuck this guys got moves! lol
ScreamingTamrin 1 year ago
this guy is a lege
knowlesybeast1 1 year ago
Its Mr T's White cousin
Nemacyst117 1 year ago 5
This is so weird and pointless it's almost Arthouse....
Way awesome! Everyone should aspire to be like this guy.
RenataElliott 1 year ago
techno viking points to isengard XDDDD
aoiniina 1 year ago 3
XDDDDDDD
szupermacs 1 year ago
This video contains taking hobbits to isengard
SmerfTeam 1 year ago
So where are they taking the hobbits, again?
burningled 1 year ago
Isengard takes the hobbits to Technoviking.
Budo99 1 year ago 7
what on earth?? XD
MeganBoulden 1 year ago
this... i... what... i dont even know. i really dont. funny as hell, but still, i have no idea what i just saw. XD
GIRiscute200 1 year ago
So this is some sort of Viking Gay Pride parade?
caeseroct0 1 year ago
@caeseroct0 It's called the F*ckParade in Berlin.
TJ4th 1 year ago
ò.ò
EthenS22 1 year ago
lol its Beowulf!
SuperMattio16 1 year ago 3
one does not simply slip'n'slide into mordor.
kiraponken 1 year ago
One does not simply WALK into isengard!
RoseOfTheAlienage 1 year ago
blasphemy
SOLdealemana 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA best vid ever !!!!!!!!! 8D
arghtonyrgoth 1 year ago
This one's my favorite. Fer Sherr.
LadyCarolynB 1 year ago
ahahah 5/5 taking vikings take
panPYKACZ 1 year ago
best thing ever!!
sarahjayneisqueen 1 year ago
holy cow.. that face of him @ 0:47 is priceless... lol it matches perfectly with the music
melv1992 1 year ago
I say there should a Battle between TechnoViking and Terry Crews...How many ppl can follow me on tht?
bluecolby10 1 year ago
@bluecolby10 Correction*He should battle Chuck Norris!~
HaloReachS117 1 year ago
@HaloReachS117 It wouldn't be much of a battle, would it? Chuck Norris would roundhouse-kick Technoviking in the face and that would be the end of earth as we know it. You know that's what actually happened to T-rex too 65 million years ago.
doritowarrior 1 year ago
lol
cmdq1337 1 year ago
Funny! Five *
reneshansen 1 year ago
Fucking LOL'D when he went backwards jajajajaja
Ryuuzaki2464 1 year ago
techno viking ate the hobbits :(
When ever one of his pecks shake, that's frodo banging on the inside of his stomach
booleanFTW 1 year ago 2
I don't get it. Where are they taking the Hobbits?
BobaFart1138 1 year ago
lol the backwards dancing is the true techno dance =D
jackfwoodward 1 year ago
lol sounds like golem is saying "stupid fair trade" ;O
jackfwoodward 1 year ago
Techno-Viking + This song was too awesome, I had to turn off my pc before it exploded.
OmgCheezIt 1 year ago
Techno Viking rules!!!!!!!!
nukite33 1 year ago
It's true...the music DOES dance to the Technoviking b/c every song fits with his dancing. Even this one.
Someone needs to make a vid with this footage put to the LOTR potato rap. xD
DuchessAliana 1 year ago
what drugs is this guy on?
spartonquad5 1 year ago
haha, funniest thing ever
JediNamkrow 1 year ago
me pone mala!!! ^^
newdorothy85 1 year ago
They might just... take the hobbits to Isengard!
ProTexE 1 year ago
I think.... they are taking a stroll down Isen Lane?
HimataGaan 1 year ago 3
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bendy660 1 year ago
One does not simply rawk into morder
MrJohnny56789 1 year ago 4
hehe nice remix
fazi93abc 1 year ago
Techno Viking - The only person who can kill chuck norris
darkon108 1 year ago
@darkon108 The Techno Viking and Chuck Norris will fight on December 12 2012 at high noon, Just think of the Unstoppable Force Hitting the immovable object
TheWobboo 1 year ago 3
Sweeeeeeeeet!
SamwiseSkwisgaar 1 year ago
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bendy660 1 year ago
@bendy660
but where is gandalf for i much desire to speak with him and what does the power of morgoth have to do with all of this?
GeSTalllt 1 year ago