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  • He truly is the one and only... The Man.

  • That dude grossed me out. Lol.

  • FATHER OF DOVAHKIIN!!! RAISE AND DANCE!!! FUSSS ROOO DAAAH!!

  • Techno Viking taking the funk to isengard

  • lol baby You not gonna be bored with me

  • hes my ancestor. [i come down of a line of royal viking kings/queens.]

  • those people really look like no-lifes

  • Best video on youtube...

  • also i am a lonely girl from the uk

  • ONE TECHNO VIKING TO RULES THEM ALL!

  • ey i will help you to feel like you are in heaven

  • is that olaf from league of legends?

  • fuck yeah best version I've ever seen XD ROFL

  • only the best video on youtube

  • este vikingo mas esta fuera de foco

  • 0:59 Love that part lol

  • Techno Viking took the Hobbits to Isengard

  • What the f@ck was that?! I like LOTR and all, but, What the f@ck was that?!

  • Technoviking is not amused by your stupid dub.

  • I have heard "TECHNO VIKING simply dubsteps into Mordor"

  • This guy just loves life. XD

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  • Legolas got moves.

  • keith jardine

  • 243 guys are hobbits !

  • Playing it backwards makes it x10 more badass.

  • Thank god he's on our side instead of the Uruk-hai otherwise those battles would been a disaster. can you imagine a Blonde hair Uruk-Hai dancing around crushing elves, tis to much for the men of middle-earth. at the end when they ride out to meet with gandalf those horses would be destroyed with battle-axe. They would there for call him Ur

  • 240 hobbits have been taken to Isengard!

  • Proud of being a viking ♥

  • 1:00 min. he turns back because he wants to raid mordor again

  • I love this so much :')

  • Almost 10 years later and they still can't get those hobbits to Isengard. :)

  • 1:13 His moves speak for himself

  • @sumoshinobi AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I like the white woman with black clothes dancing with his hands like a retard

  • We wear superman pajamas

    Superman wear Chuck noris pajamas

    Chuck noris wears Techno viking pajamas

    Techno viking sleeps naked since teher are no pajamas cool enough to be worn by techno viking

  • @nicros96 Techno Viking wears Tom Bombadil pyjamas

  • Techno Viking simply dances into Mordor

  • Killcount at Isengard... Gimli: 7 Legolas: 29 Technoviking: OVER 9000!

  • Making jokes of the techno viking.... damn you!

  • I'm not sure why I find this so amusing XD

  • @liveforlife2494 me neither hahahaha.

  • There's one exception to the rule of not simply walking in to mordor...and it's name is Techni Viking!

  • les this guy is free doing what he whants not like some littl pusy"s that think about doing something like this anything. were ever i go i like to do what i whant soo fuck off when i whant and how i whant.........................­.........

  • @The1operator Well, enjoy getting your ass kicked with that kind of attitude.

    You're gonna piss off a lot of people, as long as you're content with that idea.

  • the best version I've ever seen!

  • @GohanMystico and it looks very cool in reverse XD

  • See, if a woman did this.. It'd be wrong....

  • @NeverShoutSophiiie Not really, not unless she was a buff chick on steroids.

    Then it would be amusing and fun to watch.

  • this is way to happy for techno viking..

  • i can see his ballz

  • this is when sauron poop into hes pants...

  • Oh jesus take the wheel, this is why teh internets r00lz.

  • Techno Viking for President! He'll make congress agree just by pointing at them. He'll use his pecs to balance the budget. He'll really loosen up those stuffy high class dinners. And when some foreign leader gets out of line, he'll make them bow down to his awesomness with the dance. Not a native born citizen you say? The constitution would reform itself just to have a shirtless guy with that haircut and beard as the president.

  • i would have loved to play this during his march or whatever hes doing

  • his breast is going up and down like boobies :P

  • Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.

  • He's like a fucked up Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz... dancing with the munchkins to Mordor down the yellow brick road, though fields of pcp coated poppies.

    And I want him soooo bad.

  • anyone know what the original version of the tune played 1:00 onwards? im trying to find it and its fucking killing me

  • @SpicyRiceProductions Winstan - Save Change And Exit :)

  • @digital17489 na i meant the tune thats on the actual film, its dead iconic tune from the film, and i cant seem to find out what its called anywhere. its the one from 1:00 onwards thats been remade in this :)

  • @SpicyRiceProductions o ok sorry dude im not sure

  • @SpicyRiceProductions It's from Lord of the Rings. /watch?v=1OvmsZ5-gYw around 3:45

  • @clarkkent163000 cheers bud

  • techno viking is Mattais from the Mercenaries game

  • Tecnoviking has the second ring to rule them all = PHUNK!

  • The Dragon Born = Techno Viking

  • THOR IS HERE!!!

  • @ssj5evilgoku everybody run to the direction hes pointing at ...

  • Epic beard Man vs technoviking

  • Here are Team of Ring behind him :D

  • just let him dance and he maybe wont crush down the whole city

  • @MrCoarodman but his dancing causes earthquakes, did you not listen in technoviking awareness class?

  • guys i just noticed the very truth about techno viking ,he is Tom bombadil !

  • Techno Viking simply walks dances into Mordor

  • jajajajaja

    (jajajaja)

  • hey guess what?..........THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

  • actually this the footage of him just walking into mordor

  • @sumoshinobi FOOL! YOU DO NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR!

    Unless you're techno viking

  • @ArtisticwithaK what i said this is footage of him walking into mordor

  • @ArtisticwithaK Bear Grylls walks into mordor, but it takes him like 3 days and he has to eat everything along the way. I want to see him try eating Shelob :/

  • @whatthepeanuts He also runs out of water, so he has to drink his own piss.

  • @onexbigxchibi but your talking about the techno viking..his piss is fresher than an untouched spring the himalayas....

  • @onexbigxchibi Better than any idea those crappy hobbits had. also Frodo and Sam clearly proved Boromir to be an idiot...

  • @ArtisticwithaK FUCK YEAH LOL

  • @ArtisticwithaK No! Techno Viking dances into Mordor!

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • his dance and the song is awesome two meme collides = epicness

  • 1:05 isengard is this way!

  • @ssj5evilgoku techoviking knows all but how to read

  • /watch?v=TSVW6hi9d4Y

    Techno Viking vs. Paul Kalkbrenner

  • not good

    

  • @rosstheelf

    ur not good

  • I am so walking to school like this tommorow

  • I would dance with techno viking into the fires of mordor. Me, Gimly, and technoviking

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  • one does not simply dance into isengard!

  • @bendy660 OH RLY NAO?

  • @generic120 YA RLY NAO

  • He's Tom Bombadil's epic cousin... :D

  • Techno-viking has hobbits for breakfast

  • Haha! Ah man. I'm going to take a couple lines of "They are taking the hobbits to Isengard" and turn it into a ringtone! xD That will be a fantastic conversation starter.

  • One thing one must remember, Technoviking doesn't walk into Isengard. Isengard comes to Technoviking.

  • Brilliant! Well done.

  • Technoviking does not simply walk into Isengard, HE SIMPLY DANCES INTO SARUMAN'S TOWER AND BEATS THE CRAP OUTTA HIM

  • save the hobbits technoviking!!

  • technoviking can simply just walk into mordor.

  • Techno Viking eats the hobbits and isengard

  • I dunno why this one has so many fucking views, but damn it it was one of the first videos I watched on YouTube!

  • and therefore techno was named the best for it's powerful almighty techno viking

  • They are making a movie about techno viking, i thing theyre gona name it thor

  • sum say the mighty techno viking is a distant relative of the almighty chuck norris

  • they fucking rape the soundz from lotr, gets sad in my eye :(

  • 1:01 When the Techno Viking walks backwards, so must everyone else.

  • @Jonto088 Actually Techno Viking does simply DANCE into mordor!

  • why does my comment not show as a top comment any more?

    I guess it's a good thing, I was getting emails all the time about replies.

  • jejeje que panda de "Drogadictos" esta hechos.

  • lolz 1:26

  • His dance moves fit this music so well.

  • maybe..... HES TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!!!! :D

  • He is taking the hobbits to isengard ... and im not stopping him!

  • the part that is backwards is so epic

  • THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

    TECHNO VIKING FOR PRESIDENT

    

  • I shat brix.

  • Hobbits #FTW xD

  • They are taking Isengard and the hobbits to TechnoViking

  • genius!

  • Wow... ahahahah

  • like the part when they are taking the hobbits to Isengard.

  • Fuck this guys got moves! lol

  • this guy is a lege

  • Its Mr T's White cousin

  • This is so weird and pointless it's almost Arthouse....

    Way awesome! Everyone should aspire to be like this guy.

  • techno viking points to isengard XDDDD

  • XDDDDDDD

  • This video contains taking hobbits to isengard

  • So where are they taking the hobbits, again?

  • Isengard takes the hobbits to Technoviking.

  • what on earth?? XD

  • this... i... what... i dont even know. i really dont. funny as hell, but still, i have no idea what i just saw. XD

  • So this is some sort of Viking Gay Pride parade?

  • @caeseroct0 It's called the F*ckParade in Berlin.

  • ò.ò

  • lol its Beowulf!

  • one does not simply slip'n'slide into mordor.

    

  • One does not simply WALK into isengard!

  • blasphemy

  • HAHAHAHA best vid ever !!!!!!!!! 8D

  • This one's my favorite. Fer Sherr.

  • ahahah 5/5 taking vikings take

  • best thing ever!!

  • holy cow.. that face of him @ 0:47 is priceless... lol it matches perfectly with the music

  • I say there should a Battle between TechnoViking and Terry Crews...How many ppl can follow me on tht?

  • @bluecolby10 Correction*He should battle Chuck Norris!~

  • @HaloReachS117 It wouldn't be much of a battle, would it? Chuck Norris would roundhouse-kick Technoviking in the face and that would be the end of earth as we know it. You know that's what actually happened to T-rex too 65 million years ago.

  • lol

  • Funny! Five *

  • Fucking LOL'D when he went backwards jajajajaja

  • techno viking ate the hobbits :(

    When ever one of his pecks shake, that's frodo banging on the inside of his stomach

  • I don't get it. Where are they taking the Hobbits?

  • lol the backwards dancing is the true techno dance =D

  • lol sounds like golem is saying "stupid fair trade" ;O

  • Techno-Viking + This song was too awesome, I had to turn off my pc before it exploded.

  • Techno Viking rules!!!!!!!!

  • It's true...the music DOES dance to the Technoviking b/c every song fits with his dancing. Even this one.

    Someone needs to make a vid with this footage put to the LOTR potato rap. xD

  • what drugs is this guy on?

  • haha, funniest thing ever

  • me pone mala!!! ^^

  • They might just... take the hobbits to Isengard!

  • I think.... they are taking a stroll down Isen Lane?

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  • One does not simply rawk into morder

  • hehe nice remix

  • Techno Viking - The only person who can kill chuck norris

  • @darkon108 The Techno Viking and Chuck Norris will fight on December 12 2012 at high noon, Just think of the Unstoppable Force Hitting the immovable object

  • Sweeeeeeeeet!

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  • @bendy660

    but where is gandalf for i much desire to speak with him and what does the power of morgoth have to do with all of this?