Asshole Mario Stage 3

[iDunnoRightNow]

I cheered when he made it.

[Helio5Productions]

2:14 RIGHT IN THE BAAAAALLLLLLSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[amenrising3]

I LIKE TO SEE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD PLAY THIS

[victormartiification]

Moio

[PikachuCLS7]

The first stage that doesn't spawn kill

[MrAag68]

Choose your difficulity:

Very easy

Easy

Medium

Hard

Very hard

Overkill

Chuck Norris

Asian

THIS STUFF!! —_—. :D

[schleimghul]

if bowser hired more of these level designers, he could keep the princess for sure

i mean, really???? wtf? he doesnt need soldiers! he needs more people with asian-like skills at designing!

[Usul573]

@schleimghul

Even with tools to asisst, even with save states, you have to be a god to win.

If it was an actual game without that stuff, even if you got infinite lives I'd be curious to see who could possibly beat it.

[xelxebar]

why are there vaginas and boobs in the "related videos" thread? are these equally a pain in the ass to win?

[valse440]

@ sibladeko Is that or this level is very annoying and impossible level?

[valse440]

do yourself making this level?

[airimee]

i think i would have tossed my computer out of the winder at level 2.

[CirianAlani]

A game designed by sadists for masochists. Or other sadists to watch.

[AlienEck9]

If bowser wants Mario dead, why is it that there is always ways to beat it and abundant supplies of power-ups?

[Xpkxs]

with friends like dolphins.. who needs enemies!

[LoneRookRS1]

This looks enjoyable...

[Williambarela]

i would love to is a tas of this

[Tofu4Dinner]

難しくないよ

[Zee96969696]

how is it possible not to give up?

[theblackwidower]

This is why save states were invented.

[trigstar90]

A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS TO PLAY !

[CreeperSlayer13]

Imagine if AVGN reviewd this HOOOOLY SHIT

[deathfalk]

You know what those invisible blocks are called, right? They're called, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't cha? blocks'.

[SuperLuigiGalaxy242]

that was a generous ending

[Zumobatly]

14:17 ¡¡Oh, Yeah!! ¡¡I finished this fucking shit asshole bitch and tripledoublegay fuckiest cursed hell!!!

[Zumobatly]

I could be more funny if you use subtitles

[maelstrom1910]

1001 ways to Die !!!

[Nostalink]

I've translate at 0:07

"Powned !"

[Greed9292]

10:51 = Dolphin rape

[H4rdcoreProduction]

mario said quietly behind his mustache : WHYYY MEEEEEE ???

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

0:36 Epic Fail

[NokoruGakuen]

Oh for LORD SAKE! SOMEBODY ENDS MARIO'S MYSERY PLEASE!!

[wolverestskyrider]

At first 0-.10 wtf .10-.20 wtf then..... ok 0-14:39 WTF!

[bitchasshoeism]

The saw edition of super mario world

[MrVulgaris]

Toad: Sorry, Mario, but the Princess is in another castle!

Mario: -_- ... *takes out gun*

[iluvsnachos]

Makes mario wonder if saving peach is even worth it now. XD

[mightygamer0]

A pain to convert? What about actually playing it?

[MrBretowsky]

08:40 it would be funny if he touched the ceiling now

[LudwigVanKoopa]

lol did the info box activation turn off the water? 0:07 :D

[zahranehme]

What's up with those clam- thingies??!

[BellreaReign]

そこいらに　あるような川と　思えない　アマゾン川より　危険じゃないか？

相変わらずブラックパックンが…今回は無駄に多くて処理落ちして­るし…

[Deamonskull61]

0:40 *spazz*

FUUUUUUU-

[Monuver]

1:07

"...yeah, fuck you, dude..."

[Beckmann2420]

Watching this is bad enough, but when i had the tenacity to go out and buy a controller and play the game, it was 100Xs worse. After playing this level, i have a new found hatred for dolphins. I HATE THOSE FUCKING DOLPHINS! i dont know how i did it, but when i got to the part with fishing boo and the dolphins, i got lucky as fuck to avoid the black plants and fishing boo and got on the pipe. Thats of course after dying multiple times in agony. I couldnt imagine playing this without save states!

[dinet88]

lol.. At the last minute of the video... Mario was thinking critically about this obstacle.. He was wondering why is there a guy throwing baseballs at him? He going to get tired sooner or later lol.. but bing a ling a ling ling a ding lol..... Music to my ears drum.. =]

[MultiLuKiN]

FUCKING COIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSS!!!

[VIKINGproductions101]

rage?

[tiagox93]

12:23 burnt nuts

[MISTofDAN]

I been watching these asshole mario videos and this totally rapes wii games for sure.

[jslindsey93]

1:04 invisible block : UVE BEEN SPARED, .....this time >.>

[ODelegadoTV]

No Bitch is worth this much trouble

[NinjaOfComedy001]

idk why, but seeing all those dolphins and all the jumping and zig-zag and left right hop hoop stuff was so wild, i was completly shocked and started laughing because that's part of the course XD

[CountDrake1]

Damn you dolphins and your tendency to murder...DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

[JesusFuckingChrist84]

@CountDrake1

Thank you so much for that. Best laugh I've had all day, I realize your comment is 7 months old but I had to thank you. :D

[Fluchofant]

I bet he jizzed his pants when he reached the savebar^^

[GamerMadMax]

DEATH MONTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tehiratepirate]

I wonder how many times he wet himself with rage.

[D4RXSH4D0W]

12:49 - Almost!

[D4RXSH4D0W]

u have completion time TOO???

btw sibladeko, ur the greatest!!!

[mickeymouse12678]

How in the world did you have the patience to do this?

[ChronusDio]

Mario went through all this... and the princess just give a kiss in the nose????????????

[alonescool]

fuck dude this was to be a fun entertaining game, this will make people go nuts!

[MrStillton]

what.. you played this without usin savestat? you must be a very lonely guy...

[NinjaGoesRar]

dude you have more patience than I'll ever have

[CWTW]

this game would be a lot easier if those god damn black plants were planted

[mattplusone]

mario tthroughout the game: how do i shot web

[dude12345274]

the princess better have something worth all of this

[nyx211]

10:51 - Mario: wtf???

[Lonegraywolf75]

I think I would rather have all my teeth pulled out w/o anesthesia instead of attempting to complet this stage. I would seriously wind up in a mental hospital after all the anguish.



[b2o4e]

this reminds me of fighting demomen on tf2.

[bargoth125]

Wow... If this was the original game then Bowser would be a far more badass villain lol.

[DarkBonesDaku]

In this video you died 94 times. That's 147 deaths so far in the series.

[eli951000]

@DarkBonesDaku he really got lost all those times

[greensoup123]

@DarkBonesDaku thats it??

[DarkBonesDaku]

@greensoup123

Yup that's it. I double checked.

[erkskate]

asshole..

[Runic375]

WTF was that thing at 11:10?!?!?!?!?!?

[AcidCannon]

@Runic375

fishing boo

[JesterMereel]

iMad.

[JesterMereel]

iMad.

[TheHighFlyinTogekiss]

I thought dolphin were your friends :(

[TheHighFlyinTogekiss]

FAYUL (raywilliamjhonson

[omalor]

11:10 does that guy with the fishing rod and the blue flame as bait even EXIST in the mario game????

[alexdz123321]

@omalor

Uhhhh.... Duh. YES.

[vinidivici]

have been watching piranha 3d? ots veryyy guuud

[eiwolf93]

i would get so mad...

[QuebecStorm7]

His CPU must be tired regenerating Mario!

[Agaricales]

Wow, I would NEVER have the patience to attempt this!

[Jotolink]

FKING DOLPHIN SSSSTTOOORMMMM!!!

[Vaagur]

1:36 Wtf... The fish was so close i can't even give a number. Lol.

[bobmen100]

mario dies on 9:11

[killerscorp134]

0:30. goes crazy. lol.

[Spironic]

was this video really done without save states?

[meowkie]

@Spironic Yep -- it's the only way to get the REAL effect of how hard this game is. ._.

[Spironic]

@meowkie I can't even begin to imagine how frustrating that would be... O_O

[Bladesofafro]

my head hurts for u!

[brettdmason]

Wait, at 6:36, he walked on the scissor-thingies. How did that not kill him?

[DarkKitsune66]

@brettdmason Because when you get hit while you have a mushroom or a fire flower, you get a few seconds of invinciblity.

[unorthodoxJ]

The designer makes very full use of those black piranha plants

[LucyMints]

If there is anything i have learned from this game is that i can solve most of my problems with a spin jump :D

I can't get past the stupid switch level >.>

[HaloAsReligion]

@LucyMints its easy, the real challange is the bowser one.. omg itz fuking impossible killing the gost..

[acuario86]

At first it was funny. Now it's getting really stressing!!

[wiigamer40]

99 lives wouldnt be enough to finish this level.

[wiigamer40]

I wouldnt be surprised if the guy playing got to the checkpoint at 6:27 and started celebrating

[emmidad1125]

Wow...whoever that was playing this must've had killer patience..

[geekymgee]

and i thought those damned dolphins were on OUR side..... good thing i support I.A.D.E International. Association. of Dolphin. Extermination. XD

[Kdeejay1987]

3:08 will i dare? or won't i?

[McFlippyhoo]

All I can say is the princess better be in the GOD DAMN CASTLE!

[MrPandawesome]

credits:

original idea: the joker

level design: satan

story line: Adolf hitler

[tobitobidePokemon]

@MrPandawesome Executive producer: Bush

[mario5522]

@MrPandawesome jigsaw is the one making this person play asshole mario

[proffesorhalfminded]

i want this stage in the real game

[bobs991]

lol all the deaths

[Cooleo1992]

learn to use safe states =p

[CH37005]

I like how he went flawless right at the end.

[ChoocoboYao]

I like how he went flawless right at teh end

[Goatllama]

1:04 - Mario: "Oh. Fuck that block so much."

[dark0o0o]

06:34 Cheating. 

[Smaschge]

That is the reason why every little child hates dolphins especially in Japan

[vanillasupremes1]

shit i cant find this game

[kattowitz4]

5:15 Now that's just fucking cruel

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

Welcome to Hell!

[samruaiassassin]

have u at all wronged your friend in anyway ? lol

[NYG4LIFE123]

Even the Dolphins fuck you over in this version!!!

[Nedoxu]

@NYG4LIFE123 No, man... The Dolphins help you.... help you die!

[FauziiAnh]

Super Mario Crazy

watch?v=_Wm7_sCEQRQ

[Ciberya]

Death by many crotch shots

[PhatFarm60]

Out-Fucking-Standing! :)

[afromancer77]

damn bowser rilly stepped up his game!

[MagictallicaStudios]

"A true test of patience..."

The New York Times

[MaxikingNimero]

peta should kill all these fuckin gay sharks

[purecomedyfilms]

this game made me so mad i had to jack off to feel better

[fireball8156]

they should put this right b4 bowser

[funkyjj900]

at the start of the level mario is like REALLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS...

suicide. XP

[ZeBOOMHEADSHOT]

mario should keep some weed killer with him from now on

[Ludovician1]

@ZeBOOMHEADSHOT But then what would happen to his weed?

[jamesshafton]

this isn't the original level

[CreationProblematic]

Finished the whole game in about 3 hours. I expected it to be harder, but everything is easy with savestates, right?

[LethalMario]

@CreationProblematic he didnt use save states so try it like that

[CreationProblematic]

@LethalMario Done. Now you try "i wanna be the guy" on impossible.

[LethalMario]

@CreationProblematic not that hard try beating the level im working on theres no way any one can beat it

[CreationProblematic]

@LethalMario Bring it on. Item abuse?

[Colest503]

CLOK... Pe-ni-ne-nu-noh-nu-ne-nuh-noo-­DUM

[SamiStar166]

how can i get this game??

[ScottRichardStoller]

I think I understand why the Japanese are trying to kill off the dolphins....

[Akiba703]

@ScottRichardStoller

F**k you dolphin!!!!!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­

[TheFleeingPhoenix]

10:55 - 10:59 lololololo

[Jetman123]

1:03

* Mario stops and looks back. "Oh, you ASSHOLE."

[LethalMario]

@Jetman123 thats why its called asshole mario

[MaskedAssailant08]

Mario dies more times than Kenny from South Park

[xXElcoXx]

@MaskedAssailant08 Oh(e) my god(e), you(e) killed Kenny! You(e) bastards! (Imagine the mario-like accent ^^)

[xXElcoXx]

@MaskedAssailant08 @MaskedAssailant08 Oh(e) my god(e), you(e) killed Mario! You(e) bastards! (Imagine the Mario-like accent ^^)

[PopcornFr3nzy]

@MaskedAssailant08 Oh yes. And I literally have a headache from Mario's death sound effect. And South Parks the shiiit :D

[dirt23bike]

This guy has more patience than I will ever have!! Thumbs up if you agree.

[Analfons]

Holy shit this is more than frustrating.

Wonder how someone can keep on playing this damned turd not throwing his monitor out of the window -.-

[Nilsofdoom]

What's the song called on this map?

[clubEVERYTHING]

is this super mario world hack i see how hard for u this is

[Wahsayah]

01:03 -"You almost got me you mother fucker."

[musicfavorited]

Never hit a mesage box when there is water or it will disappear.

[aixelsydyslexia]

Guy who made this must really hate his friend or something.

[TragiclyPro]

@aixelsydyslexia why? that doesnt even make sense.

[aixelsydyslexia]

@TragiclyPro ...it's a joke more or less as to how the level developer made this to drive his friend insane in trying to complete the level...seeing as he made it to challenge his friend...get it now?

[Rayvann4ever]

I, sir, would tear my eyes out with a spoon before attempting to finish this level.

[darkdragonoffear]

this is just as good as mario frustration for the nes!

[xXSchimpXx]

how can i make custom maps too?

[SuperLlama53]

@xXSchimpXx I believe there is a ROM hacker tool called "Lunar Magic" or something. I saw it on a different video.

[sorpresa2412]

haha,at the beginin mario is like, woah,wtf, wowowoaa wtf, and then at 0:30 he just completly loooooses it "WHAT THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAKKKK"

[OZZYRULES200]

where can you download this?

@OZZYRUL