Troy Shaves His Face

[XSeaSpiralX]

Why has this not gone viral?

[Jasonmario0518]

Pause at 0:09.

Mute the video.

Open Mind Heist in another tab.

Wait for the song to start.

Then play the video.

[renbacko]

As a ad for safety razors shows up on the right side of the screen.

[Trudermark]

This reminds me of Ren and Stimpy for some reason. LOL

[DeathJest]

@Trudermark Exactly.

[StonerCharm95]

Well. Okay.

[UltimoDestructo94]

I fucking loved this

[kingsbrothers11]

that explains the blood in the sink

[BananaPhoneTv]

His face, and entrance reminds me of garry's mod.

[raventheory]

There's something very Ren and Stimpy about this XD

[tehcaptainhair]

Dat entrance.

[UltimateMastodon]

Well, this certainly explains why Marble Hornets hasn't updated in so long.

[thatasiankid45]

this reminds me of a pixar short .....

[bustanutsaaaa5470]

lol

[Koyukonn]

aww yuck lol

[gaslight229]

I'd like to shave his face... off.

[slendercommunist]

Haha I think Troy missed a spot

[Cadmar0129]

This was uploaded before my birthday! :D

Also, I never knew you had to shave your forehead too! Thank goodness I'm not a man.

[Zmanwarrior]

God, half the time it looks like his eyeballs are going to shoot out of his face and break the mirror. XD

[horseygirly2]

Fucking hell, I just CANNOT keep a strait face in this. As soon as he opens the door. . . OH GOD LOL

[leaxues]

face 0:10

cloverfield monster

[Silversun15]

this is what happens after too much exposure of the spledorman

[acemagic1]

Glad to know this is what they do when they aren't scaring us to death.

[OriginalToxin]

So that's how the blood got in the sink on the one entry :I

[gamenut112]

i had deja vu bout this once.........man it was weird

[skelly5195]

Oh my gosh I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! why in the world doesnt this have more views?

[ImaginationArtsInc]

"From the Creators of Marble Hornets"

[number1canuck]

0:49 Brazzers.

[xCelaenox]

Mr. Wagner, you are truly an inspiration to us all. I salute you.

[Basomification]

ive never laughed so hard in my life!

[monsterman429]

Coincedentaly this is exactly how I shave.

[TheRorschachian]

The fact is, doing these videos while still working on the Marble Hornets project only showcase how good of an actor Troy Wagner is, and an even better human being who is so for all the right reasons.

[aMondayMorning]

I can just picture Slenderman looking at them through a window watching this go down.

He then spontaniously grows a face so he can properly react to what he's seeing.

[Gerald360halowowness]

*insert marble hornets reference here

[CGPig]

I can't help but feel I've seen this before. Like a deja vu. Especially the music and the way he puts the shaving cream all over his face. Is this based off some cartoon?

[HolderofSalvation]

No seriously, wtf was that in the sink. o_o

[eambers]

@HolderofSalvation They sacrificed Tim.

[HolderofSalvation]

@eambers *le gasp*

[songas333]

slendy in the corner is like *glorius*

[curc649]

from marble hornets to this....... lol

[supe2313]

@curc649 This is the First episode of season 3.

[animeguykurosaki1]

troy used to shave correctley then he took an arrow to the knee

[pkmnfreak75]

@animeguykurosaki1 He then proceeded to shave his face with said arrow.

[bumbatt]

yay im viewer 33 333

[Kronosfall91]

I find the nature of this whole account deeply worrying...

[AshaneD98]

I need to see the outtakes for this

[omgitsbeka2010]

What did I just watch.

[HelixMusicc]

This reminds me so much of Ren & Stimpy!

[iwantoyoy0]

Holy shit. The end surprised me a bit, haha.

[Echoparticle]

Meth is one hell of a drug.

[pkmnfreak75]

I will TOTALLY shave my face like that next time!

[ForgetTommarowToday]

For the love of god, why can't I stop watching this.

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

This is my favorite "Person Verbs A Noun" video.

[101mathsucks]

oh this is so perfect <3 ahahhahaha xD

[SpartanPaxton]

I remember my first beer

[mycatsnameistootsie]

0:20 XD ROFL!!!

[TheGhostFilmer]

Anyone else post every Troyhasacamera video on FacceBook?

[supimstacey]

I'm just gonna go now and....pretend that didn't freak me out yet somehow entertain me at the same time.........

[BeardedFrog7]

It's like one of those Tex Avery cartoons just came to life. The intense expression, camera angles, the nuances, the sounds effects (i.e. that sticking sound when Troy pressed his face into the mirror)... IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

[Vexidis]

TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD

[jsmcfly]

Bravo, I love this.

[animalcroser98]

wtf



[TheCKWay]

HOLY SHIT!!! THAT'S HOW THE BLOOD GOT INTO THE SINK IN THE ABANDONED HOUSE! It's all coming together...

[GossamerAtara]

I know this is probably a stupid question, but why do you keep using the name Bradley? Who's Bradley? Your Ustream channel is twobradleys, and you said (probably jokingly) that the hoodie dude in Marble Hornets was called Bradley. Who is he? Or is it some kind of inside joke?

[13TheFurry]

That scared me xD

[GumiTheCarrot]

I couldn't stop laughing 0:08-0:18

[TheQtip1581]

This is the same thing slender man tried, we all know what happened after that.

[EvilKiteeProductions]

Comparing these videos to Tribe Twelve... How exactly are you at all holding a straight face? I bet even the worlds greatest actors could NEVER do this with a straight face...

[RazgrizSeed]

I will never be able to take marble hornets seriously again...

[iliveitveryengaged]

Mehrunes' Razor!

[celza6198]

And the Movie of the Year Award goes to...

[SalaTrash]

Sorry, we can't film for season 3 right now, we have to wait for Troys face to grow back again

XD

[distruct0101]

OMG this is HILARIOUS!!!!

[spacecataz98]

This is how the dried blood got into the sink in one of the earlier entries.

[chromehero]

someone please make a gif of his face hitting the mirror

[CrossedAndBreaking]

LOL this is my brother when he finally grows facial hair.

[mrevil0001]

0:47 Awesome face!

[JargonAU]

Looks like a blatant rip-off of a Monty Python animation.

[Buddy1306]

@JargonAU [citation needed]

[JargonAU]

@Buddy1306 Here you go: /watch?v=BxgY4-q-oOQ

[Buddy1306]

@JargonAU I do see the similarities, but I wouldn't call it a ripoff. I mean, how many shaving jokes are there? Apply cream to entire head, and cut yourself badly. That's pretty much it. The originality is in the execution.

[SirAwesomecake]

I want 0:47 to become a meme. "Troy really likes X" xD

[robochao1]

@SirAwesomecake Totally reminds me of when Spongebob holds up a razor and says "I AM A MAN"

[DragonInMe86]

omg I laugh so hard in the end

[ConnorsBattlefield]

not in the hair.eny where but the hair

[quietman71]

You guys need professional help, you do realize that, don't you?

[Mudtoad100]

Well done. Perfect exicution

[Mudtoad100]

His face reminds me of the sloth from Ice Age.

[number1canuck]

WHO TURNS ON THE WATER?!?!?!

[mrevil0001]

This must be Marble Hornets entry #53

[NyakuneYami]

9 people cut themselves.

[legendaryGrunt93]

I was just looking through all of your guys' videos and I happened to notice a recurring phenomenon....who's Bradley?

[LaurensBruijn]

very subtle

[OxyKittenx3]

I wish I was that mirror.

[Yingfighter]

The expressions, angles and comedic timing are all frigging perfect. Laughed for a long time!

[TheUCDrNinja]

I have to guess that the hand is Tim.

[horus0987]

@PSshadow92 That is a REALLY good question. I really don't see the connection. But who cares it's funny.

[ScorchedTape]

why can't i stop watching this!

[kiraheart4000]

this would make an awesome commercial 

[Kraele]

Poor Jay doesn't need Alex or Slenderman to mutilate him. He's doing a fine enough job doing that himself, thank you.

[meljel1234]

0_o both deeply disturbing and truly hilarious! :)

[inuaineko]

you guys are the greatest XD <3

[doingitforsteamlol]

wtf are you?

[FellishBeast]

This reminds me of some of those Gary's Mod videos xD

[Th3AwesomeSpy]

@FellishBeast hahaha i know it does show some garry's mod videos, its so fucking hilarious

[swoldu01]

You remind me of a cartoon......can't remember the title but bravo

[Djinthecorner]

DO MORE OF THIS

[HardyButtons02]

the noise when his face hits the mirror...is fantastic LOL

[AliceLynn]

@HardyButtons02 Magikarp used Splash.

[HardyButtons02]

@AliceLynn ...good for Magikarp?

[simplystatic]

holy shit this was amazing

[13jasonvoorhees]

not being afraid of marble hornets anymore

[bottledgenie01]

Troy has eyes like a walleye.

[harlen333]

Go to sleep.

[kellzbellzinluv]

i want the song XD

Anyone know what its called?

[ScorchedTape]

It's hard to believe that marble hornets comes from this man

[salculd]

And THAT'S how you burst into a room.

[GlassxBees]

Am I the only one in love with the eyebrow wiggle at 1:10?

[MrJwillrocku]

I've never laughed so hard.

[bobfromspeedway1]

Cannon with marble hornets all the way. Sorry I just couldn't resist. But this is just too funny.

[RoboRob90]

Gillette the best a man can get.

[CyanideJoyride]

Why have I watched this 12 times already today? XD

[snoopgdogg]

@CyanideJoyride Me too :p

[DontPhearThisReaper]

0:43 . . .. those poor headphone users. . . .

[GOPLAID]

UM.

Was the cream at least good? Or was it whipped cream and not shaving cream. Lacee will go DERP now.

[FrankiValerie]

No wonder my boyfriend liked this... he'd be exactly the same. Also probably why he has a "beard"

[TheGhostFilmer]

Paveoroty, Fine choice in muisc gentlemen.

[LizzyBlogger]

Oh god that was wonderful, I have never laughed so hard!!

[Bobomb70]

Im surprised to see in the comments that nobody made a comparison between Troy covering his face in shaving cream and Tim/Masky or Slendy.

[Kraele]

@Bobomb70 I wouldn't have made the connection if you hadn't pointed it out. XD Intentional or not, it's definitely an easter egg,

[dylanbydesign]

Ren & Stimpy??? haha

[lifegospel]

Not sure whether to laugh or laugh harder....

[PseudoFanboy]

I actually just choked so hard I came closer to death than I ever have before in my LIFE.

[halinkakiepska]

stupid ;/

[PSshadow92]

How. Did I get here. From ponies?

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

@PSshadow92

It should be a new rule of the internet that everything eventually leads to and comes from ponies.

[kuledrumergie87]

@PSshadow92 brohoof...

Also, you go from awesome to awesome, that is the justification

[sjhartsfield]

@PSshadow92 Perhaps your YouTube is set permanently on "Awesome Things Only"?

[annelicyambl]

THIS IS PERFECT

Also, I WAS DYING trying to figure out what song this was, since I knew I'd heard it before...

After searching the internet for an hour, I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT.

The song is called "La donna è mobile" from the opera Rigoletto.

[MarionetteAche]

@annelicyambl DEER LORD THANK YOU I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SONG'S TITLE FOR SOME REASON >:U

[christenstheninja]

I love these guys. They can still make the most creepy, disturbing, intense faces look sexy. LOL

[EddTehCrazy]

Seriously, who is Bradley?

[dragonOllie15]

@EddTehCrazy Bradley is Tim's pet rat

[Drummer1285]

This video is so deep. Troy represents the common man; the consumer. And the hand that hands him the razor represents government and large corporations. Troy just accepts the razor without thinking, just as we blindly fallow the larger influences around us. When he shaves, the clean, pure sink is dirtied and tainted with blood, all because he blindly followed what he did not truly understand.

[mannyftw]

@Drummer1285 I wish I was this stoned right now.

[Hoogalindo]

@Drummer1285 You think too hard.

[eastcoastsamuel]

@Drummer1285 No, my dear man, I'm afraid you are incorrect. You have failed to bring in to your comment that the gloved man strokes Troy's head. This reflects the upper class, the people in power, imposing their money and power onto the smaller people in a gentle way. This theme has been repeated by Troy and Joseph for quite some time now. I suggest such classic films which continue this theme like Joseph Touches A Grapefruit and Troy Takes A Trip, which further plays with this complex theme.

[volunteernation16]

@eastcoastsamuel I'm afraid you are putting far too much thought into it.

[eastcoastsamuel]

@volunteernation16 You do realize I was joking, right?

[volunteernation16]

@eastcoastsamuel oh, I didn't. You sounded pretty sincere.

[aMondayMorning]

@eastcoastsamuel Serious or not, that was beautiful.

[leaxues]

@Drummer1285 i can agree very much to this analysis. however, i believe it may also be representative of the ongoing class conflict in the modern world.

the only problem is your analysis is freakin' hilarious, and i did mine for an essay.

[SrsBznz9001]

@Drummer1285 Do you smoke a lot of pot?

[CyFiM]

@Drummer1285 Don't forget to mention how the haphazard way in which he applies his shaving cream is representative of the lack of understanding by the common folk of the sheer complexity of the government and high class system. The proud way in which he enters the room shows that despite his lack of understanding, he is of the opinion that he knows all about the subject. His demeanor suggests that he believes he is in total control of the situation, when in fact the opposite is true. Deep shit.

[halomad834]

@Drummer1285 Rofl xD

[legendaryGrunt93]

@Drummer1285 blindly follow* learn to spell

[Drummer1285]

@legendaryGrunt93 As an English major I'm ashamed that I would have made such an elementary mistake. I hope that you can look deep into your heart and forgive me.

[legendaryGrunt93]

@Drummer1285 I humbly accept your apology. Next time be sure to proofread before posting, I do.

[HauntsinHotels]

@Drummer1285 I think i love you.

[animefriend101]

The hell is the music...I must know.

[annelicyambl]

@animefriend101 It's called "La donna è mobile" from the opera Rigoletto.

[MarbleWasps]

Does anyone else laugh because you can hear him running up to the door.

[paradisecamo]

I didn't like this guy much but then I watched this video.

[MatthewPokorny]

I like how there are zero lines in this video. It's amazing.

[skyrimsniper]

I guess that was a.....

*puts on sunglasses*

close shave.

YYYYEEEAAAHHHH

[kitkat1919]

........what did I just watch? I'm starting to question your sanity.

[PachucoDesigns]

This is how everyone should shave. lol