Playground Twist

[SecretShake]

Is that you Peter?

[SulciCoilective]

Shilton? The Great? Purvis? Parker? Mandelson?

[lbidewell]

You read way too much Adrian Mole

[SulciCoilective]

Can honestly say never read any. Not even 13 and 3/4 words

[spawndude1]

you remind me way to much of Will McKenzie from the Inbetweeners

[SulciCoilective]

Enlighten me. I haven't seen the show ...

[SulciCoilective]

Nah, Ninja the record label. I am however wearing freshjiveo7 shorts, but you can't see those ...

[landscapejoel]

is that a ninja bearings t shirt??????

[lbidewell]

you went to all that trouble to make this really clever video and I'm the only one making a comment. Fuck me mate, get a girflriend

[SulciCoilective]

Well unless I've been hanging around school playgrounds in a Humbert Humbert way (the balaclava would be a bit of a giveaway dontcha think?) the suggestion might be that I'm actually writing from the experience of a procreator ...

[lbidewell]

four eyes suck my balls man

[SulciCoilective]

Would that be suck your balls, or suck your bally? Are they etymologically linked perhaps? I'm confused by your inadequacy (of grammar if nothing else)

[lbidewell]

bally is short for balaclava.

You wouldn't know this, you're wearing one to be ironic (and because you're probably ugly/shy).

Nice t-shirt ninja

[SulciCoilective]

I'm only being ugly in an ironic manner.

You do realise you're serving as my muse? I filmed another one just for you called PBR Streetgang.

[lbidewell]

take the bally off you ugly cunt

[SulciCoilective]

Now you're not telling me you can't see the logical inconsistency of that statement are you?