Lawnmower Man: Cybersex Retardation

[kris1329]

I can masturbate to this just fine.

[MyScorpion42]

At first I thought I was watching leaked footage from Spore: The Movie

[rabadooda]

i'm 8 and what is this?

[Maymona13]

I find this extremely difficult to Masturbate to.

[TheVader2]

I find this absolutely impossible to masturbate to.

[Pelonetillo]

mind fucked

[Winterfang]

:'(

[MassiveCrab]

He came.

[melibita]

DERP. I love this movie.

[VicGeorge2K6]

This part was really weird. Was Jobe turning himself into some hideous penis-like creature?

[SmokenAces]

it's from the 92' movie "The Lawnmower Man" with Pierce Brosnan

this is where jobe took his gf to have a better experience, but he more less took teasing into torture and basically mindfucked her in the worst way possible, after this little part the girl was a moron. his mental abilities combined with the VR machine pushed her fragile psyche into permanent psychosis. and she was hot, damn you jobe!

[JustSomePerson888]

@SmokenAces - wtf do you expect from a lawnmower-using garden-machinery type of tardo, it's not as if he knows how to handle Gaia now is it

[SmokenAces]

@JustSomePerson888 A,don't reply to comments that's nearly a year old. B, Garden-machinery? He killed w/ it based on his experience, he could manifest thoughts into reality, no credit? C,Gaia is the mother goddess of Earth which is a belief, so wtf do i expect to say to that when all of Jobe's powers were due to him having psychotropic drugs and scientific knowledge/history/art sent directly into his mind? Don't try to be passive aggressive & make an attempt to sound "smart." Bye now ,be gone :)

[JustSomePerson888]

@SmokenAces - fuck you moron none of that applies me, i was just saying to you in a normal conversational way, how can you expect someone who uses tools like that on the Earth to know anything about pleasing a woman (or a real man for that matter) as clearly they have no sensitivity to what it takes to do loving right. i sound smart because i am smart you dumb cunt, kill yourself.

[SmokenAces]

@JustSomePerson888 TLDR, immediately stopped after the first 3 words. Yeah, you're not worth ANYBODY'S TIME. It's obvious already that I squashed the ignorant little piss ant that you are & your reply was merely the smear below my boot..god i love it, thank you ! No really thanks, good to know now that you truly do have shit-for-brains, walking away now...it's what I do when I encounter parasitic losers ;)

[JustSomePerson888]

@SmokenAces - you're obviously the reatrdation of this video title, which is why you came here - to try to help your tarded lawnmower-using type of useless-eater golem buddies.

i however came here to put the boot into you fucktards further. that seems to be the basis of your continued illness in responding me back as if you matter and i don't. which'd be the opposite to actual reality.

kill yourself faggot tarded paedo.

[illuminatioracle]

i'm 12 and what is this?

[YDGN]

@illuminatioracle

i'm glad your 12. this is from the classic film Lawnmower Man

[mohawk5010]

I DVRd this movie to see if it was as cool to see as an adult as it was when I was a kid.

Nope.

LMAO

[orangeshock88]

NOW SEE THIS IS THE FUTURE OF VIRTUAL REALITY GAMING WHEN A TROLL HACKXORS YOU.

[lizdylanboykie]

that was totally hot!

[Goat0]

What the fuck?

[jdepplovr33]

the fuckkkk???

[kennu7776]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IS THAT SUPPOST TO BE A MAN? A WOMAN? A VAGINA? WHAT THE FUCK

[ibanezbloke]

Wow, that's interesting, Ive never had a proper anti-boner before. Its like flacidity, only minus a few torques.

[zeroG131]

MIND RAPE!!! XD

[RunsWithWeasels]

I am never having sex again.

[Szgerle]

I cant fap to this.

[rustynail2112]

@Szgerle Then you're not trying hard enough

[RenegadeOfShadows]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!?

Can't...Unsee.....AAGH.

[Puppykins88]

i came

[TheDarkShingami]

WHAT THE FUCK! XDD

[schtolteheim]

Was that Goatse face?

[dancealittlemore]

I am so confused, seriously can someone explain this to me ._.

[RA013]

What.

[GeneralHotuffy]

So... There's some alien thing that looks like an enemy from half-life shooting purple goo out it's face, and a guy struggling in blue sticky stuff.

Hot.

[Okin17]

I'm so confused, why would anyone animate this?

[naireland]

WOW. He literally just cyberfucked her to the point of retardation.

[FlyingLavaDragon]

What the h*ll did I just see?

[foodlovingpig]

@FlyingLavaDragon Apparently, that was sex.

[electricbayonet2]

...THIS is supposed to be sex?

[Cocklaunch]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[ActionCarl]

he's having virtual reality sex with until she literally gets brain damage.

[hsbinh1412]

I wil never be able to get an errection again X<

[solidkingcobra]

W.

T.

F.

[TheMarvelousHat]

I don't understand this at all ...

[Ammit5]

HAWT

OVER 9000 CRACKED BUMPS!

[zackpliskin]

This is one of those rare times where I have no idea what the hell is going on, but find it hilarious anyway. I think it's the disembodied female wailing that really sells it.

I don't think it even makes that much sense in the context of the film if I remember rightly. Though it has been a long time since I've seen it and there's no way I'll watch it all again.

[Heltorne]

this is actually awesome and ahead of it's time when you think about it, this movie fucking rocks all. it's like '92 or something like that, forgot but basically we are all in this "Cyberworld" now (Rob Halford's song Cyberworld plays in the distance) the scene itself is fucked up but that makes it cooler to me hahahaha I miss those days even though I was a child

[ReggaesRockers]

I'm with you man

[0018493]

Ahaha, in the day and age of ubiquitous Jap porn, this is totally tame. You can't beat Japan in a contest of depravity.

[ActionCarl]

best movie ever

[t0r4g0wn4g3]

What is this

[mrballistix]

Can someone put this in context for me?

Cracked bump

[Egerspurge]

What the hell was that?

[chrisz71]

My thoughts exactly!

[UpValleyPacifist]

damn  that was hot

...cracked bump

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Wait, this is not how sex is supposed to go? I've been doing it wrong all these years and nobody even bothered to tell me!

[lord69z]

This movie is fucking gold.

[SlasherMiniFilms]

This Movie Rulez. This Scene Started OK Then At About Here, It was kinda stupid

[RFSmediaproductions]

This scene and the part where he blows the FBI agents up by turning them into marbles are easily two of the funniest goddamn things I have ever seen. Ever.

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

busted a red one... CAN't be good

[t5239857289578947594]

I loved this movie as a teenager and still love it today.The graphics don't bother me one bit,and still think there cool,even if I play modern video games,I wouldn't change a thing.

[netwalker72]

Best VR based movie EVER!!

[banalexistence]

lol lawnmower man was shit then and now

[Matt833]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[namcoshinAkuma]

wtf this is crap

[YDGN]

really?! That's definitely news to me . . . I posted it because I always thought it was really really good. I was so hoping you'd like it . . . what a bummer

[namcoshinAkuma]

its just weird sorry

[clinkercontrol]

i guess namcoshinakuma took your kindness for weakness there :) lool

[brandonhasgo]

I honestly think they could make remake this today and it'd be badass, but yea the special effects are horrible...I laughed my ass off when this scene came on

[booldsugar]

i think they should make a prequel to this movie, i always wanted to know, why that guy was like that.

[jamesharvey]

He was retarded.

[lmperia]

lmao

[Aueneye]

She overloaded, or he did;)

[SpeedBumpRump]

Did he...jizz on her?

[tj112286]

I didn't understand what went wrong at that point.

[Eriqzzzz]

what the hell was going on in that scene

[reece12188]

They fuck fucking in Cyberland, and jobe went wild

[aaartnaz]

I laughed at that part. But a good movie.