Flying Spaghetti Monster Flag Waves

[StaminaSex]

FSM....LOL

[alanthedrum]

May his noodliness pour his gravy on you all. Ramen.

[jorgecas3d]

Ramen!

[kansaimagic]

What a great show of respect really. Can you be serious? I can't stand you people. The almighty boiled for our sins and all he gets is a flag? Oh well I guess it's better than nothing. What I'm really curious about is how the KEEP OFF THE GRASS sign got there in the first place?

[emilyabbie]

I`m going to my pastor/pasta on sunday to discuss this!!!

[xdharokbarrowsx]

*salutes*

[ndrthrdr1]

RAmen!



[McNeelyTheGreat]

Where can I get one?

[timburtonfan98]

All gaze upon his noodly appendages with honour.

rAmen.

[lilmichael18]

that thing is gay

[Puremage91694]

@lilmichael18 no, I'm gay, that's AWESOME!

....ramen.

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

@lilmichael18 there's no more gay religion that the one that's all about nailing an almost naked man.

[pzxymox]

that's the demon spirit flag . . that is . .

[ricklicks42]

Blessed are those whose eyes have gazed upon his noodley appendages!

[litlemissflirt]

What a glorious sight! Ramen!

[rellik31486]

PRAISE BE TO THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! Ramen.

[hectorglz]

yo, people help the FSM get more fans than Jesus! Join:

"Bet the Flying Spaghetti Monster gets more fans than Jesus"

On Facebook!

Cheers!

[shadowmare97]

We need our own anthem to go with this!

[JackPhelpswho]

Arrg Celebrate National Talk Like Pirate Today and celebrate Pirates, The Original Pastafarians, Praise be To the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Ramen

[ThePizzaNinja]

rAmen

[soul0luos]

What a beautifully saucy display of devotion... RAmen!

[PossumCuber]

Now we need one of these at the UN building.

[Lanceo90]

Spaghetti be praised!

[DogmeatFilms]

Praise him, Ramen

[NegroniPuke]

Praise be to his Noodleness.

Ramen.

[jjason55740]

where do you get this flag?? All I can find is the ones with the fish skeleton. I want to fly this behind my pick up truck. anyone know?

[foreverspagetti]

Ramen

[InfiniteExport]

FSM bless you all

[snijibjak]

all hail FSM, when there is a need for scientific research FSM IS there for us all!

[Evilfisher]

SIEG HEIL! LETS CONQUER THE WORLD NOW

[skedaddleMLS]

@Evilfisher think your looking for the catholics.

[foreverspagetti]

@Evilfisher Pastafarians are not a violent people. I don not agree with your evil Nazi party, but I and, the Flying Spaghetti Monster respect your opinion as a human being.

[Evilfisher]

@foreverspagetti  orly?

[foreverspagetti]

@Evilfisher ya, believe it or not were techniquly just athiests that like to play around with religion, proving anything no matter how stupid, could become a religion. we respact others opinions, and strongly believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is our lord and savior, Ramen to all.

[goth515]

RAmen

[REALITYCHURCH]

ARGH ME MATIES! Fly that flag proud! An FSM flag for every AMERICAN! An FSM Flag for everycourthouse & school in America!! I would give me wooden leg or me ivory toothe fer it ! YARR! May your lifes be full of noodles! RA-MEN.

[shadowmare97]

YARR!

It be a sight to behold matey :D

[suburbanindie]

Ahh, his noodly appendages wave so gracefully about...

[symmetry08]

i prais my Creator FSM he is alfa and omega. RAmen!

[Elvisdogg]

Oops i meant unicorn

lol

[Elvisdogg]

Nice flag. Too bad it doesn't have her Hoofiness on it, the Invisible Pink Universe.

Everyone knows she's the only real deity.

[papapepepenultimo]

I respect your views, but you are a heathen and deserve to die.

[MrJohnnyrace]

Spoken like a true religous finatic.

[papapepepenultimo]

Anyone who has been touched by His Noodly Appendage knows that the FSM is real and the IPU is fake.

And you miss the point here, my lad: if you think I am a fanatic, you will burn in Hell.

[MrJohnnyrace]

Oh, I guess I misjudged you. Your a troll.

[papapepepenultimo]

My bad, I though you were capable of recognizing irony. From now on, I shall make it clear by adding and asterisk. Wherever you see *, you will not take the phrase in its literal meaning. For instance: it was a pleasure to have this little exchange of ideas*, it is great you take a strong stance when referring to imaginary entities*. I wait eagerly for your retort***

[MrJohnnyrace]

I am old and senile. You have to be gentle on me. Take Care Johnny

[shadowmare97]

ARRR!

Well done fellow Pirate!

:D

[AsTheDaysOfNoahWere]

Richard Dawkins PROVES beyond a doubt that evolution is 100% accurate. Watch this new late breaking discovery he has made. History has been made. Record this new day. Eat it creationists!

watch?v=jxkQNP2NkCk

and

watch?v=zaKryi3605g

[PassionForPasta]

Oh My FSM!!!! OMFSM!!!

AWESOME FLAG!

I await the day the flag of the Pastafarians will fly over the whitehouse!

[tanfouk]

Thanks for reminding me that the combat wing of PFism- dunh dunh DUN- the ALFREDISTS !!! - needs its own flag. Maybe we could just add thunderbolts to the noodly appendages.

[dragonofthedarknight]

I WANT THIS FLAG!!! I WANT IT!

I can't believe it's in washington DC!

[UnluckyGambler]

oooh say can you noodle...

[YodaWithYoga]

has anyone seen the movie Blasphemy?

[sebadita92]

not but thank u for telling me.. im gona go see it now...lol

[jjason55740]

How come know actually uses this to promote atheism? I wanna see some people tell the Christians there going to hell for not believing in the Flying spaghetti monster!

[nearadyn]

i tell them this all the time, they just don't want to hear the truth set forth by His Noodleiness

[hamnonox]

Because the FSM is not about promoting atheism, It's about not teaching ID to school children like it is genuine science! Besides, our deity is better than that. The official Pastafarian stance is for religious tolerance--Our first 'I'd really rather you didn't' states that "if some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really. I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject."

[Pozorrogo]

The flag is kinda stupid, it looks like a crab rather than the holy spaghetti monster

I only liked the part with the flag too, the rest is shit.

[jjason55740]

shut up dude your going to hell if you keep mocking your lord and savior the spaghetti monster.

[foreverspagetti]

@jjason55740 ramen to that

[soylocaaa]

@jjason55740 Hey, at least the FSM is edible! Can your "Oh-so great-Lord-who-really-is-an-as­shole-because-he-sends-people-­to-hell-for-no-VALID-reason-ev­en-if-they-really-are-good-peo­ple-but-sends-people-who-reall­y-are-ignorant-greedy-fucks-to­-heaven-just-because-they-blin­dly-believe-in-him" beat that? I think not! Seriously dude, if you find the spagethi monster offensive, then don't view stuff about it! pshhh!

[MrLOL2341]

@soylocaaa dont make fights with other religions, if you want the FSM religion to stay "War Free" then just say that "us pastafarians will always find the best of things"

RAmen

[damnitw]

@jjason55740

there is no hell because the fsm said so

[jjason55740]

@jjason55740 that's fucking awesome my comment above has gotten 27 thumbs up!

[TonyBalony2468]

ARRRRG mateys,who took down the skull and cross bones flag and replaced it with one that displays the kraken,someone will surely walk the plank for this ARRRRG.

[captaincow3775]

Help the planet. Become a pirate.

[narutodaman]

I only liked the part with the flag. the rest sucked though

[Bagkaa]

RAmen!

[Snegenad1]

Lol a video of a flag - u shouldve taken a picture. But besides that: nice work, RAmen brother!

[TheCrazyguy444]

RAmen my Pastafarian brothers.

[Chiflado21]

Beautiful, I almost shed a tear :')

[xRosilyn]

OMG!

First of all, you all need to frined me because I love youall for loving his noodlyness!

Second of all May the Sauce Be With You

RAMEN

[21chaos12]

where can i get one of those? O_O

ramen!

[Schismyst]

May the holy Pirates continue to breed profusely so that their numbers soar and disasters cease, i hope that all mankind can be touched by FSM's noodley appendage.

R'Amen!

[drmainon]

May the Noodly One save us all!! All glory to the hypnotoad. err... the Flying Spaghetti Monster! May your Noodly Appendage touch my soul and open the gates to the beer volcano and stripper factory!! Praise the FSM!! RAmen

[CommercialVehicle]

RAAAAAAMEEEEEN!

[havanissa]

RAmen fellow pastafarians

[drmainon]

RAmen.. RAmen indeed.

[drmainon]

you suck.

[Lunatasma]

Someday I will have my dream: a beautiful old Victorian house, a husband/wife by my side, a child or two, many cats, a hearse in my driveway, and a Flying Spaghetti Monster flag waving proudly on our front lawn.

Ramen.

[maankindj]

ramen!!

[rr5n]

RAmen

[TheUnmaskedMagician]

now thats cool!!!

Ramen

[pohjalo]

When will this religion have crusades n stuff? I mean, spag(h?)etti is widespread but i dont think that many really know the spagetti monster.

[r0ckd00d]

*salute*

[FelinoDeLaNoche]

in the flying Spaghetti Monster we trust

Ramen

[dahwang12]

May his blessed noddely appendage touch our soul.

R'Amen!

[Vegasgodless]

The flag flies high and proud, for the FSM, but it's the true god that's blowing the wind. Yes don't be fooled it's the IPU who controls and rules the Universe, and beneath him lies his once begotten girl the now infamous FSM, you see billions of years ago, IPU with his horn the phallus symbol screwed the FSM long hair vagina symbol and we had our Big Bang...Thus without the Invisible Pink Unicorn we wouldn't have had the Big Bang...Thus we owe our thanks to the IPU..

[mad27]

Boring video, but I dare not say so for fear of the whipping our Noodly Lord will bestow upon by back for such blasphemy.

Oh wait...

[LolzPremiumRoast]

RAman!

[saiam06]

fellow "pastafarians" lol

[dhl1986]

brothers and sisters.i come here today to make a confession. there is a fake amongst us. and that fake is me.

for the past few years i have claimed to be a follower of the church of FSM, but in reality i was only a follower when it was convenient for me. recently some events came about that have made me realized that i will never find salvation unless i change my ways, and commit 100% to the church. i ask only that you may forgive me and my sins so that i may wash my hands clean and begin anew.

[theemain16]

join the church of fudge for true salvation

[default1drake]

excuse me, dont make blasphemy of our lord theemain16. have you noticed global warming lately? thats because theres not enough pirates in the world right now.

[vipergtsrvp]

Pirates are peaceful people

They are the ones who started holloween by spreading candy to the young children of villages.

Krishnaws Spread these lies

[Kojitsu]

pasta is like the best food ever

[supergeniusman1]

LOL I hope it will lead us to the land of pasta and broth

[DanC9189]

Actual tears, so proud!

RAmen people, RAmen!

[Cromtastic]

(Linguine 5:14) (Ye whoever so eateth the noodly appendages of My Son shall resideth in the uppermost decks of Pastabeard's flagship. Payeth attention not to the meatballs behind the curtain."

So sayeth the FSM. R'amen.

P.S. Your 10 percent tithe can be paid via Visa, Mastercard or Discover. No American Express, ye heathens!

[xephyr1000]

(Lasagne 3:3) "FSM answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be boiled again, he cannot see the kingdom of Pasta."

(Lasagne 3:16) "FSM so loved the world that he gave his only al dente son that who ever cheeses with Parmesan will not perish, but have everlasting flavor."

Praise be the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

R'Amen!

[leaveittobeavis]

Simply beautiful.

[ZombieGuy1]

Well that's a grand old flag, lol. You have surely been touched by his noodly appendage.

[Hotora86]

This begs for an anthem!!!

[dcdannyutube]

If you listen closely you can hear the FSM breathing his noodly goodness down upon the flag from the vaults of heaven. A revelation!

[BattleshipTx]

That flag is blasphemy. Everyone knows the spaghetti monster has eight legs not six. The true believers of the eight legged spaghetti monster will declare jihad on you false six legged spaghetti monster believers. Die infidel.

[slagathor23]

Nonsense I say! The monster has far to many appendages to be depicted by mortal man! The best we can do is depict something resembling a spaghetti monster. The image on the flag is simply a metaphor, not meant to be taken literally.

[BattleshipTx]

That's blasphemy. Your name must be stricken from the book of pasta and you will be left dry and uncooked on the plains of spagettidom.

[Hotora86]

Saying "blasphemy" in every post is blasphemy!

And have you forgotten the First Condiment???

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness.

So there! You're going to hell! Enjoy the stale beer and STDs! xD

RAmen to all!

[KasparHauser4]

Long may it wave! Ramen!