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  • whats with the lumberjack beard:/

    

  • your mother seems fuckin awesome!

  • Ur eyes are so fuckin pretty!! Did u tell ur mom that it was a joke afterwards!?!

  • your mom is such a sweetie lol

  • I love the way he says 'out'.

  • I dare u 2 do the hokey pokey on your back while stuffing your mouth with bread an phoning the pizza store

  • i remember beard matt.

  • i dare u to smash a beer bottle on ur head and shout cock

  • i dare you to apply for a job at a strip joint

  • I dare you jump of a cliff and drive of bike at the same time

  • Hi wy is there a arm in a fridge

  • YOU LOOK LIKE. DANNY. WORSNOP. SO MUCH!

  • I dare you to lick your own butt hole!!! :)

    

  • i dare you to call one of your friends and confess your love for them.

  • I LOVE KATERS17! DONT BE MAD AT HER!!!

    

  • "Hello there!! YOU FAGGOT!!!!"XD

    

  • your mother sounds like a very nice woman:) <3

  • I dare you to do a front flip onto your sofa

  • college dropout for life!

  • Hahaha, nice impersonation of Scorpion.

  • oh my god that phone call made me piss myself hahahahahahah

  • Danneh Worsnop!!!

  • bamfwyatt69 stole my fucking idea

  • I dare you to tell your mom you might have aids and have her take you to the doctor...

  • Cat stearing at Matt's ass. 5:04

  • Thanks for picking my dare :,)

  • I dare you to pee on yourself

  • i dare you to prank call your friend and that you have been robed and act like it

  • I DARE YOU TO DO THE CINNAMON CHALLENGE!

  • poor mum always got prank calls lol

  • YAH FAGGOT.

    makes me die laughing everytime.

  • I dare you to sing "Gay Pirates" by Cosmo Jarvis in the middle of a populated area while eating strawberry flavoured pocky.

  • Your poor mother :(

  • i dare you to shave. what a sick minded beard.

  • omg i can just imagine your mom going to the police station with 7,000 dollars and just standing there like tha fuck?!

  • LOL a butt load

  • i love how your mom believes you

  • Your poor mother :')

    x

  • I love your mom ! Haha!

  • I dare you to watch Yuri!! btw yes I AM posting this on all of ur dare videos up to 9.

  • when he said ahoy you guys, the first thing to pass through my mind was DESANDNATE!

  • I know a man who laid pipe on a regular basis into the girl with red hair

  • He used to be a college student, but then he took a Youtube to the beard.

  • I dare you to finish college.

  • .i dare you to :shower with your cat

  • @sboss obviously you do.

  • 34 people robbed a convenience store

  • DOES IT COUNT AS SHOPLIFTING IF YOU RAPE A HOOKER??????

  • BAD SON!! Omg! XD ..

  • "Buttload of drugs"

    Real hardcore.

  • i dare you to bib and biiiiiiiiiiiiib out in biiib and then biiiiiib after that biiiib and then call your mom and say you biib and need biiiiiib

  • I love how you just use that lightbox as a general light even when ur not making vids now.

  • he kinda looks like Andrew Breavener... xD

  • the dare at 4:00 is my friend Sheena! Of COURSE she would dare Matt to troll

  • i dare you to eat poop....>:D

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  • @CharlieCalifornia1 LOL! Where'd you even come up with that!?!?

  • I love how he didn't even tell his mom he was joking xD

  • Do you wear contacts?

  • Where did he get that cash register?! o_O

  • one question.. why do you have a cash register laying around your house?

  • @iMysteryCreams123456 lmao I was just wondering that!! XD

  • @iMysteryCreams123456 what are you talking about? he got that from the convenience store he robbed!

  • I laughed so hard when you called your mom and told her you were in jail. I thought you'd at least tell her you weren't really arrested but then you just hung up on her lmfao

  • i dare you too rage and completly destroy something...anything

  • i dare u to pretend to be that gingerfag coppercab :P

  • I dare you to decorate your walls with cheese then take pictures and create your own home and gardens brochure.

  • SHAVE IT NOW lol...

  • I dare everyone to add me as a contact ;)

  • ...I just found you through Swifty, and I immediately subscribed. xD

  • i dare you to run down the street in only tights and a to-to screaming " im a butter nut muffin" over and over ...... that be epic :3 <3

  • 0:05 is that a bear with horns?

  • @jiddyjord WTF dude ? :D How did you come up with this?

  • i literally laughed so hard i fell off my velociraptor when you ate the sandwich in reverse

  • I dare you to run around a supermarket without pants!

  • he has AMAZING EYES.

  • I dare you to eat a sandwich with your feet

  • I KNOW MATT'S SURNAME. o:

    No more mystery. >;D

  • Your mother doesn't sound that surprised when you told her you'd been caught doing a buttload of drugs and had stolen a car. Happen often?

  • suck your own dick

  • Matt I dare you to throw a potato at some random dude.

  • Matt I know this is...this is going to be hard but...I dare you to have friends.

  • eat raw fish

  • I dare you to go to an internet café , search google boobs then saying perverted words in general

  • i used to be a troll but then i took a crotum to the chin

  • you sir just got another vote for King

  • DAMN YOU ANGSTY BIN! THAT WAS A BAMFING THRILLER DANCE! It was clearly jealous of Matt's skill.

  • I dare you to drink a bottle of ketchup.

  • Plaid shirt, and a beard...you look like a lumber jack ;)

  • My brother thought I was watching porn.

  • I think the beard is hot!

  • @lifeanddeath99

    me to (:

  • @lifeanddeath99

    YES !

  • jojo is a boss

  • I dare you to dye your beard blue!

  • search gackts vanilla and dance around the room to the tune blaring loud.

  • Make out with your reflection or flirt with yourself

  • re enact the POSIEDON ADVENTURE

  • reenact the posiedon adventure

  • I watch this over and over and it makes me laugh every time :) 

  • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY MATT, SHAVE YOUR BEARD!!!!!!

  • @Madison12346 He has :L

  • I dare you to wax off 1/2 your beard. And 1/2 only

  • That was our video response!:D 

  • I dare you to make a sandwich out of your cats hair.

  • I dare you to buy yourself a wedding ring...a WOMAN'S wedding ring. :'D

  • I VOTED FOR YOU! :D <3

  • Jojo FTW!!!!

  • i dare you to write sexy time on your head in multiple coulors

  • i dare you to find the bear thing on the thumbnail to your dare you videos

  • I DARE YOU TO MAKE YOUR BEARD TO MOVE OUT I GET OFF YOUR FACE

  • Best Evar!

    This has been the best DareMattG evar. Hands down!

  • HEY!!! MATT!!!! I dare you to propose to youtube!!!!

  • I VANNA SANDVICH!!!

  • I laughed sooo hard when he called his mom 8)

  • I'm trying that shirt in the freezer as we speak :P

  • How did this guy get 1st on KotW seriously.This isn't funny at all it's actually sad how hard he tries but you can't rreally feel sorry for him.This is fucking retarded.

  • @abvgdejziukl I actually thought he was sort of funny.. but you know who isn't funny? Gradual Report..

  • @SuperAirplane123 was i adopted? i mean.. i called the woman who raised me pretty sure she gave birth to me too.. watch the dare mattg where we are in her car.

  • I dare you to touch a homeless man's penis.

  • @Ecrewband say what!

  • your mom actually seems pretty cool. :)

  • I dare you to do a GOOD parody of Rebecca Black Friday... imposible >:)

  • I dare you to be popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Just voted for you 10 times on KotW. <3

  • he looks a bit like jesus... xD

  • hmmm i dare you to chug 3 2-liters of mountain dew, then spin in a circle 5 times. without throwing-up.

  • i dare you to paint your body with condiments and try and get your cat to lick it off of you. 

  • when he kicked the trash can i almost died.

  • From now on 1 of my wotes goes to you

  • Matt, paint your face red and go into town and run around screaming help I have turned into a fire-truck! xxx

  • @jiddyjord put it on his new dare mattg vid!! its would be awesome!

  • Matt,

  • Never do that again to your mother, she's most likely the only woman capable of such love for you. Please.

  • 2:55 OMG awesome

  • I dare you to pull your tooth out . : )

  • I dare you to do the lol and troll face

  • i dare you to shave your beard but keep your mexi stash and die it a dif color!!!

  • Your eyes are so pretty! :3

  • i have the same laundry hamper XD

    

  • Hello! I found you through King of the Web! I do dares too - but most of the ones I get are pervy?! I dare you to dare me!

  • Dear Matt i dare you to hop up and down in circles while clapping

  • I feel for your mum, when did you tell her the truth was she pissed off? I would be! LOL xx

  • you have a beautiful eye! xP

  • i dare you yo dance to all around the world by atc

  • I like how you said you were doing a butt load of drugs and your mom didn't even seem surprise.

    MAAAATT?

  • i dare your beard to grow another fist like Chuck Norris

  • I Dare You To Go Up To Some Random Hobo And Start Singing To Them. :D

  • I dare you to count the number of hairs your beard consists of

  • i dare you to walk up to a random friend and scream at there face

  • this video has seriously made me laugh more than any other <3

  • I dare you to cut your hair into something short, scruffy and smexy. Bitch.

  • pause at 2:54

    just do it.

  • lol katers17 wrecked your shirt?i follow her

  • did u ever tell ur mom u were joking?!

  • i dare you to shave your beard

  • @kisame8188 why r u so mean to matts face carpet lol

  • It's nice to know that your mom would actually think you would do that stuff! lol

  • crawl into your fridge..

  • plank

  • plank

  • plank

  • plank on a bowl of cereal while being attacked by battman toast

  • I Dare You Too Eat Your Cats Tail!!! <3

  • I Dare You to Say. Can you Find Mike Hawk?? :D

  • @Semharisawkard say mike hawk is tiny

  • your mom sounds like that already happend lol

  • I dare you to eat a raw egg!!!!!

  • I think that was the best Dare MattG video yet! Lolol. Frozen shirt.