BACK TO THE FUTURE Nes Review by the Angry Nintendo Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[ValisHD]

this game is horrible

[rainonmebi]

lol your comments are funny

[Shrimpwagon]

Haha, you are exactly right. There was no way to tell if a game was good. So they slapped together a worthless game and put a brand on it in hopes it would sell. I think the best part of it is the cartridge label.

[souljubilant12]

hahaha that was funny dude...looked like shit omg..

[thequeenundisputed]

Why is Doc always in a hurry when he has a time machine?

[InsomniacLegit]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the origin of the AVGN theme song.

[AverageGameBoy]

the background music in this game was permanetly lodged in my brain when i was a kid(and not in a good way)

[ManOfManyLolz]

The new one by Telltale Games is a lot better. Only it extends off the 3rd movie rather than following the series.

[darwin9388]

trash can game

[Schwinntreefrog]

This game sucks to much ass that I tried to play it for 5 minutes and I simply couldn't. What a pile of steaming donkey shit!

[BlackmarketFTW]

thats where "diareah dump in his ear" comes from! in this video!

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

@BlackmarketFTW Along with "eat out the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk"..

[BlackmarketFTW]

@klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls i know i posted that comment before i finished watching

[gwicks]

I don't think NES games cost 50 bucks back in 1989, but I can't back it up... I remember getting megaman 4 in 93 for somewhere between 35-40 bucks. Anyway, I remember getting back to the future for NES in 1990. I enjoyed it but could never get past the soda shop level. Infuriating.

[ParabolicCatRatio]

@gwicks

I remember my Toys 'R' Us sold NES games for up to $70. It was outrageous. As late as 1997 Target was charging $70 for Chrono Trigger. Maybe I just lived in an extra shitty town though.

[Deadmancrawler]

theres a sequel.. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHH!!! LMaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo!

[LoboFan1000]

how come the tv series review got removed?

[freestyleunderground]

Lov theway you took samples of the movie :)

[goldiesguy82]

No! Oh please god no!!! LMFAO

[Ravenite1]

$50 for that miserable piece of plastic? Wow it was rough back then.

[K4inan]

@Ravenite1 That what they will say about the xshit360 and ps triple in 10 years.

[K4inan]

@Ravenite1 Except they cost 5 times as much xD

[redroomster68]

Toast-E-X-Plosion!!!

[MushroomGuy12]

funny thing is, on wikipedia, the screen writer of the movie said that this game was the worst game ever, and that ljn gave him no input in the game.

[jamintube]

"NO, OH PLEASE GOD NO!!!"

[milliond0llarman]

where can i get an nes

[epicfacesmiley]

@milliond0llarman From me for a few trillion bucks >:D

[45loconder]

@epicfacesmiley FUCK YOU

[45loconder]

@milliond0llarman New 2 You for about 10 bucks

[immarocker]

@45loconder ill buy your nes for ten bucks

[45loconder]

@immarocker nope i got a 10,000 dollar version cus my dad worked at nintendo and he got the very first and he got very rare games from nintendo oh and there was a zelda 3 but it wasnt even published or advertised

[dblandgore]

Toasty!

[WildcatWiiman]

You can always power it out of trash...

[JNSpath0]

I always thought that Marty was throwing a hissy fit kicking and screaming like a litte cry baby when he dies.

[burnsy96]

I think the DNA and Signature of a famous person would be worth more than $50

[prankcaller203]

Then the theme was boren

[Epicsniper3x]

IG ripped of this video.

[Rockboy58]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL look up back to the future at gamefaqs(dot)com! In the cheats it says "Turn off Annoying Music during gameplay" xD and how to do it says "pause the game, HOLD directional pad, A button, B button and Select SIMULTANEOUSLY and unpause"! Funniest "cheat" i've ever heard, let alone how to do it!

[neeger123f]

@Rockboy58 or you could just mute the tv?

[themagicpanda]

This is the origin of the lyrics for the theme song!!!!!!!! the buffalo diarrhea line, and the skunks rotten asshole!

[trishdadish82]

you bring up some good points on the game though.

[trishdadish82]

haha I use to love this game when I was little

[sirrvs]

Yeah, what's with Marty's black sleeveless shirt? Where's the life preserver???

[musicvision31]

The actor who originally was supposed to play Marty instead of Michael J Fox: "Eric Stoltz" was wearing a black shirt like this one. Pretty sure it's because of that.

[ZombieBite1991]

"This is my last time, I'm never playing it again."

O rly?

[Bittergamer1886]

Did you know that the annoying theme that plays through the game is "Power of Love" sped up really fast? Just look it up on Youtube!

[Revya13]

I can't stop laughting! xD

[TatsuZZmage]

toaster send it to blendtec they would probably LOVE to have it ^_~

[kawrght]

im not even sure thats a hula hoop girl!looks more like a guy with sideburns!!

[wwekane123456789]

no top comment my chance...ARROWS IN KNEES!!!

[scoquis123]

@wwekane123456789 where does the arrow to the knee joke come from?

[wwekane123456789]

@scoquis123 Skyrim.

Just search it up on youtube :D.

[PAPERINIKGT]

@wwekane123456789 Get original, also thumbs up deactiveted so epic fail mr noob.

[R8erNation636]

Hey, anyone know the song that plays at 1:55? That's a catchy tune... only one in this whole goddamn video! F*ckin' LJN!!!

[TwilightSun]

@R8erNation636 That would be the "Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News.

[R8erNation636]

@TwilightSun

Thank you!

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

darth vader never came from the planet vulcan

[KelanDWood]

@mynamemaycontainAtoZ you obviously haven't seen back to the future. It's a reference to the movie

[Mysterious0Bob]

@mynamemaycontainAtoZ Are you retarded?

[100Modem]

I used to go back to the future, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[WolvesDen25]

play the new back to the future games there awesome

[CannyTails]

His shirt looks so messy! XD

[Suumunster]

4:05, James is kinda cute while he's smiling.

[420bmxer]

HAHAHAHAH ITS PAPERBOY WITHOUT THE BIKE!!!!

[infinitygenealpa]

Can't believe this was developed by Beam Software. The same people that developed the awesome Nightshade.

[Kilmarro]

@infinitygenealpa Lots of companies have made shitty games. Who Framed Roger Rabbit and A Nightmare on Elm Street were both developed by Rare.

[infinitygenealpa]

@Kilmarro Rare also developed Beetlejuice.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@infinitygenealpa

megama 9 was also developed by capcom

the shittyest CV where developed by the GREAT AND HAIL ALL POWERFUL konami

[infinitygenealpa]

@xXxMartin96xXx 'hell? Megaman 9 was good!

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@infinitygenealpa

but people though it was on the same historyline than megaman X......and make another child's game of megaman on that time was stupid,its like RE 5

[IsisStarlights]

So this is where the buffalo diarrhea dump in the ear and the eating the rotten asshole of a road kill skunk came from, huh?

[MrSparklehooves]

@IsisStarlights eeyup.

[caligirl9x24]

That looks like the layout from " zombies ate my neighbors" hahahaha

[TheJimmy0341]

I never made it past the pie level either and at 5 years old I raged and smashed my first video game

[FAA4Life666]

DAMN!!! DAMN DAMN!!!

[1drughiultras]

so.... did you get paid well by rolling rock to drink there piss flavored beer and promote them?

[CoolerKing37]

@1drughiultras What a terrible investment and marketing strategy that would be. "Hey angry reviewer of old NES games who cusses a lot, we'll give you a bunch of money if you drink our brand of alcohol in your videos that are free to watch on the internet. Hopefully that'll convince people to purchase our shit."

[Mcflickers]

whys there a teddy bear behind you?

[LegendofNintendo17]

Fred Fuchs made this game

[MrSparklehooves]

@LegendofNintendo17 orly

[MDSVes]

that 50 bucks i will never get back plus a number of hours of my childhood............ Thanks LJN for begin the best game designers there are. i wish i could go back in time too and stop this garbage company from ever existing.

[hyperhippy92]

1:11 No not the bees! AGHGH! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!

[ImmortalfireTheMod]

This is heavy.

[southpaw117]

Every time I see that blue bird part, I die from laughter. There's just something about the music, Marty's running animation, the gameplay element, the idea of it all, and James' reaction during it that kills me.

[LEON13858]

wow a game of back to the future with super mario stuff in it you would think that would be good. how could you go wrong there

[HolyDuckDotOrg]

holyduck.org/2011/11/back-to-f­uture-remake-starring-justin.h­tml OH GOD!

[EmegopsForever]

this is my favorite AVGN because of how you took lines from back to the future and put them in the video its so funny

[MakerUltimateMovie]

I tried this game. it is impossible.

[zikten]

what pisses me off is when I think of how many people got ripped off if this or some other similar pile of shit was a birthday or christmas present. if you were like me, you usually just got about 2 games a year. on those 2 days. imagine getting one of the AVGN reviewed games as a gift. those game companies really took advantage of ignorant parents and the helplessness of kids back then.

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

"Spikey Things?" You know goddamned well those are called Koopas. Or Koopa Troopas in the later games. Spikey things. Jesus.

[sba20041]

0:56 invisible glass O_o

[trolldonut]

Nice troll face at 4:05

[RocksInTheToilet]

@yoshifan619M No shit, Sherlock, I was quoting Marty from the movie.

[1959CRL]

Great review!!! What a POS! You are right about that game!

[RocksInTheToilet]

6:13 WHAT THE HELL IS A JIGAWATT?!

[yoshifan619M]

@RocksInTheToilet It's from the movie

[flyffman121]

"It fits in a toaster."

And then the Nintoaster was born.

[topfuel1429]

"Cool, a bonus stage..." and then Marty just falls off the screen for no apparent reason. That shit was hilarious. These games are fucking pathetic. Glad I never played them. For those of us who played NES growing up, there were far too many good games to occupy our time; there wasn't much time left for this kind of bullshit.

[xQ2x]

This game fits in a toaster cause the Nintoaster was made.

[ConkerTheSquirrel100]

4:49 my reaction to no more AVGN episodes

[RealityShift1981]

must be nice to just get shitfaced drunk and reflect on all of the world that has come before and all the life that has been experienced, with no regard to the suffering of souls lost in the storm...

[fearonthefat]

haha that was awesome

[ElectroTermination]

are you drunk?

[anonekro]

AVGN should do a review of the new BTTF adventure game from Telltale Games, even if it isn't the usual type of game he reviews. I just played it and I have to say it was a great experience.

[BBCrocksXM8]

wow, i heard some of the inspiration for his intro

[danil105e]

0:01 hahahaha

[danil105e]

0:03 hahahaha

[RockNRoll628]

"Who's idea was this?"

"Butt-heads"

lol every time.

Also...shit soup?. Gotta love it. lol

[xsytrance00]

wow is this the first episode of avgn?

[whatisthisidontevens]

@xsytrance00 castlevania 2 is his first review

[RoyalZebraGirl]

@xsytrance00 no mr. hyde and jekyll is the first; not on youtube, the videos on his site

[MrBranace]

avgn has gone a long way

[ratorgamer]

cool i hate that game every gamer who reveiwed this rated this bad i think that must be shit the game can kiss my ass

[ZathuraGirl101]

Darth Vader came from Vulcan...? so Star Wars and Star Trek relate?

[matthewgroen]

@ZathuraGirl101 cheap joke alert; yes, theyre both in space =]

[CreamLightPudin]

@ZathuraGirl101 go die and watch back to the future so you can have you mind blown by its epicnesss

[HeroesRox5]

@ZathuraGirl101 how old are you?

[HuggableSpongebob]

@ZathuraGirl101 no. I'm guessing your not a fan of Star Wars.

[TheYoshiPC]

the new game is good the old one was shit

[TheBlueRobert]

let me point you in direction of the game that came out recently that is nothing like those

[TheKingRichardPryor1]

Cool a bonus stage didn't even get a chance to enjoy it. LMAO!!!

[BeakyRed]

6:00 gosh that was terrible :L

[PhysalisGundam]

What I got from this video is that the reviewer is a boozy fecalphiliac who is very bad at video games. Was that the intention?

[WizardUnknown]

This is the very first AVGN episode I've ever watched. Thank you Telltale Games for sending me to this link. I found a comedic genius.

[LoneRookRS1]

"It brings my piss to a boil".....have to use that one.

[Darkbladish]

Reminds me of Paperboy but in kinda worse... Not that the former is great at all, mind me.

[64jamesbond]

IRATEGAMER SUCKING FUCKING SUCKING FUCKS!!!

[gigawarman12]

@64jamesbond old fucking news, think of a better comment.

[WebVManReturns]

Just wait until 2015. Time Machines will run on Rolling Rock.

[WebVManReturns]

I wish I could go back in time and watch this review again. Oh wait- I can just hit the replay button.

[FriendshipOne]

A new Back to The Future game is coming soon.

[IvoryGecko1993]

I wonder if 6:30-6:37 Inspired the idea for the Nintoaster?

[meta527II]

lol

[mCnTHEMITOW]

Bonus Stage , FUCK SHIT!

[phantomleft]

Thumbs up for nothing

[The1solidsnake]

NO ! PLEASE GOD NO!!

[tkuzzz]

Wow, james was really awkward back then lol.

[GialloHorror]

6:00 "Wow........... Fuck this" LMFAO!

[GialloHorror]

When people are trying to be funny, or when I watch a comedy movie, I rarely ever laugh. Most comedy films are fucking stupid and all the same.

But this fucking guy, this fucking guy, cracks me the fuck up. He is fuckign hilarious! And completely original. Probably funny to me since I can relate to all of this shit, having grown up with all these shitty games, and feeling a lot of what he talks about when I played. Brings back great memories! And shitty ones too lol.

[kristof4000]

and a legend was born

[GialloHorror]

@kristof4000 The legend was actually born with "Castlevania II"

[SecretidentityLeon]

why does he keep saying wallking

[visiousgodofwar]

i luv how he gets da clips to make more funny i laughed my ass off when marty called himself a asshole

[legoluvver]

You can't just pick up some plutonium at the corner drug store?

[DaL33T5]

1:26

"I never knew a hula-hoop girl could be so deadly...why does she wanna kill Marty anyway?"

"He's an asshole!"

That made my morning.

[davidrubiomartin]

..tut tut such language. 

[browndog388]

no top comment? this is my time to shine! and if there ever is one before im guna go back in time to prevent it ....

[manadio]

4:30 and so the themesong was born

[omi06000]

@IrateLover go fuck your self

[llburnu]

@omi06000 I share your enthusiasm.

[gameshowkid97]

not spamming

/watch?v=gokWrV3HXc8

[WheresMahBacon]

"How about the music? Sounds just like the movie right?" "No!"

The music slowed down is actually Power of Love. :PPPP

[gameshowkid97]

watch?v=gokWrV3HXc8

[aNoeHFproduction]

it was made by LJN!!! it must suck!!!

[JamesGod08]

"Remember when Marty goes around throwing bowling balls" LOL!

[CorpseCollapse]

''Marty - Doc, you won't belive it. We need to go back to 1955.

Doc - I don't belive it''

Ha Ha the best line ever made <3

[TheDalinkwent]

Yet we bitch about movie based games today, they simply didn't give a fuck back then. The first movie base game I remember being decent was Goldeneye, I almost refused to buy it because of my childhood issues with this terrible game and Ghostbusters.

[ReeveRuddock]

Irate Gamer....eat your heart out!!

[nintendoboy17]

@ReeveRuddock Irate Gamer wasn't the only one who copied this review. CGRUndertow's Kevin followed suit.

[strahinjjja]

why did he turn off dislike bar, only bad thing about this video is he putting cut scenes from movie to review, it looks retarted but tho funny stuff should be liked!

[GamingAddict820]

This review is over a million time more accurate and funny than Irategammers review! Irate gamer have 6 things he DIDNT say about the ACTUAL game

[xArchD3vil]

GREAT SCOTT!!! :D

[Adimister]

you should seriously check out back to the future 3 it is sick

[dragongame2]

Nike Air Mag finaly back to the future shoes, YHEA YE MOTHAA

[qbb01]

You make some of the best reviews, and how you fit all of the lines from the movie into the review makes it even better!

[BlackFloyd94]

I can't watch videos on Cinemassacre because the videos always lag.

[DennytheHumanBean]

I'm so glad the game was such a faithful adaption of the movie. They even included the best part of the 1st movie where Biff made a million clones of hinself and trapped Marty in the diner and Marty's only defense was milkshakes. That was easily the best part of the trilogy, although the part where he goes around town in a black wife beater collecting clocks and throwing bowling balls at hula hoop girls and bees was a close 2nd. Man, they don't make movie/ video game adaptions like they used to.

[masterduck98]

@DennytheHumanBean Epic comment :P

[TheSeth011]

"What were they thinking?!?" ....they weren't, James..

[Mikel23xd]

hold up!!!!!! stops vid at 0:02 *grabs a big plate of food* aight im ready

[sausake15]

@IrateLover Yeah dude this was made in 2006 while Irate joined in 2007.

[FlammableKing]

@sausake15 Not to mention, James' videos scale back to 2004! O.O

[DrMrProfessorPatrick]

@IrateLover HI FIVE BRO!

[tiiito1988]

Dude you forgot BTF3 for Sega Genesis, wich

is 10 times worst than this.

[Runtherd]

@tiiito1988 why would he do that? here he's still the NINTENDO nerd

[VideoGamePervert]

GREAT SCOTT!!!