Filthy Kitchen Episode 3 - Bacon Hamburgers

[mysleepysmile]

OMG!!! LoL!!, this videos hillarious

[Bobbounderliv]

they're to fat.

[babyfran05]

hey is that corn meal cat litter?

[remistevens]

@babyfran05 Pine actually. The brand is called feline fresh, best litter ever! Clumps, doesn't smell and is flushable. I do a video, but it would only be a commercial. . . . .The only part that sucks is the price. I grew up in the country, it kills me to pay $15 for a bag of sawdust!

[babyfran05]

@remistevens thanks man. i think i've seen that brand in the store. and yeah, it's like 20 bucks. reason i ask is i used corn meal once, and it kind of made me want to eat it. thanks for the uploads. this is pretty much the best show of all time.

[remistevens]

@babyfran05 thanks! . . . haha, yes. well it is delicious.... I'll keep that in mind next time i run out.

[Yammazul]

These videos have changed my life, your the best Remi!

[remistevens]

@Yammazul ha thanks! for the better i hope!

[syxxwilliams]

LOOK @ THIS VID

[HatterMadigan]

Delicious!

[azhockey06]

Hahaha he cut it with his hand

[secretsilver8]

i laughted like fuck at this , its funny but kinda what i'm like in the kitchen, cool video 5*

[ItsHookahCrisis]

mmmm thats a great idea

[Bigvin87]

hahaha @ the 2 rotten bananas hanging on the wall during 1:58

[PerlitaHabanera]

the gloves changing, no wonder is called, fiflfy kitchen haha. For the people that likes the burger well done, they should cover the pan while is cooking. Right stevens.

[1023esquimaltrd]

When you pick up clean gloves, with kitty litter gloves, you have not only cross contaminated the gloves, but the entire box of gloves. I am a chef in a 5star hotel, and everyone thinks I am way too concerned with food safety, because I follow the rules to a "T", and from my perspective, your videos are shocking and entertaining.............but I really like them, I like your confidence and casual nature about the pathogens in beef and the neuro-toxins in cat poo. Keep up the good work.

[yogertlvr]

Am I missing something here where safety is concerned? Did you put on clean gloves, over top of the ones you used to change the cat litter? Or was that just something to do with the editing of this vid.. The recipe sounds good, however, I would suggest cooking the bacon first, then mix the bacon into the burger. Also one of the burgers looked a litter red on the side. Interesting idea all around.

[remistevens]

Ok, i know its a little bizzarre, but no there was no editing problem here. When the gloves get dirty, simply put on more gloves and you'll have clean hands again. Its wasteful sure, as are many filthy suggestions, but its quick, easy and safe- that's what we're all about.

[remistevens]

not a bad idea, im going to try that! Would make for crispier bits in patty which would be cool!

[tazman20121221]

WTF funny

[scumgod13]

Cook somewhere between High and Low! Ha ha! Wait no condiments?

fuckin' awesome, hell yea pass one this way!

[albrenza]

What's that big white thing you added on your burger?!

[remistevens]

Monster sized onion!

[SCOTTFESTMUSIC]

Nom Nom looks good dude!

[burlacchini]

I know it's not so healthy but who doesn't like bacon? I'm crazy for bacon!!! You're wearing gloves at last! u just forgot the hair net... hahaha! just kiding.

Lights from L.A.

[vickcr13]

lovely hamburgers!!

[kromm83]

Philosophical question : Why do Yuck and yummy start with the same letter ????

[remistevens]

Both derivatives of the latin word: "Yu", meaning to elicit sensory response.

[909InlandEmpire909]

lol awsome video dude.

5 stars and a Sub

[recklesschild]

LOL live your vids. Keep up the good work. When did you get a cat? or i should ask is how did you get a cat?

[remistevens]

Had cats for many years. The big cat was a friend's who moved, he's over thirty pounds! The little one i got at the animal shelter. Sometimes the fat one craps on the floor and its so massive you'd think a full grown human wondered into the apartment and did it.

[ralex888]

this is what happens when a bunch of WoW playing nerds decide to make food

[remistevens]

I had to look that up. Mostly Axis and Allies Nerds here.

[onewomanandsomesongs]

Did you leave the onion skin on that onion when you cut it? For shame. :)

[remistevens]

Ha! The magic of video, checked the vid and i can see why you might think that. Craig must have gotten creative with the timeline of the shots here, there's one where i'm chopping the onion, followed by a shot where the skin is still on. It was good though, no skins!~

[mes1rs]

3:33

what he said :P

[remistevens]

Macguyver would have been a great cook. He'd time everything using blocks of ice that slowly melt while holding up an object. . . .Anybody ever watch that show, i swear, he was always with the slowly melting blocks of ice!

[fredreker]

nice, you should have a show on tv cause u keep it real man... oh and that bacon is what did it for me LOVE BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont know about the gloves.... i personally like raw meat juice on my fridge handle cause, say i want something but i just dont know what... i lick my hand and Raw meat juice always opens up my appetite

[remistevens]

No lie man, i used to work with a guy who ate raw bacon! He'd just take it out of the pack and eat it. He was 7 feet tall. Was white, but had black feet. And he smoked 3 packs a day! We called him "the alien".

I love bacon, but i don't think ill ever love it that much!

[MegaJimmyBond]

I used to live with a guy who would nibble on raw sausages,straight from the packet in the fridge!!!!

We called him........"Phillip"

[remistevens]

Uggh. . .Really? That's nasty! At least a slice of bacon is from ONE pig. Sausages?!? You could be eating hundreds of raw animals, so unsafe. Is Phillip still alive?

[MegaJimmyBond]

Well..i'm not sure seeing as i haven't seen him for a while..the last time i saw him he was being CHASED by pigs...i kid you not, hand on heart (but in fairness they were pigs of a different sort, if ya get me drift...)

[GetHealthyB4TooLate]

First of all, you shouldn't save opened canned food in the refrigerator because it can spoil and you can die of botcholism (spelling?). And secondly, CHANGE THE CAT LITTER WHILE COOKING?? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

[remistevens]

Botchulism?!? Isn't that the one where they worship robots or something?

[MegaJimmyBond]

i think it's where they worship ass-chewing!!

Love your vids mate, excellent!!

[tiffielin18]

I personally wouldn't eat burgers prepped that way, but this video is hilarious! Ghetto-resourcefulness at its best!

[cliftongs]

I love your videos bro.

[transformersvoice]

This is awesome.

[mn2movies]

this dudes gonna be a star, hes a riot, actually that is a good burger, i do it different though but it looks good, i definately got him beat on pizza though, roffl

[remistevens]

I tried making the burgers 50/50 bacon/hamburger once. . . .cooked them on the bbq- so much grease the flames were everywhere and the patties shrunk to nothing!

[biggpnutt]

damn that burger looks good , and i love the on the fly ''spatula'' .

[remistevens]

yea. . . .unfortunately there are flies on a lot of things over here. . .wait thats not what you meant.

[moose11vt]

Love the bananas hanging on the wall around 3:00. May want to consider hanging up a fully-charged pair of heart defibrillators somewhere nearby! Awesome show.

[remistevens]

they're still there!

I could use a defib right now, about 10 hours finished a night shift.

[JimmerSD]

This rocks my man! You have found your character!

[remistevens]

Thanks man, that's the key hey? Just be yourself.

[JonnOfMars]

Just watching this video gave me a mild heart attack...all that bacony, eggy goodness...even so I wish I had seen your fine "how to" videos when I was single! Oh well, I can still pass your tips on to my son. Thanks, Remi

[remistevens]

As long as someone somewhere gets some sort of benefit from this, I'm happy.

[GxCxOTheGoodLife]

Love the idea of the latex gloves that way u stay sanitary ......lmao

[remistevens]

if only they made full body latex suits, everyone could stop cleaning themselves altogether.

[jacobhouser]

very nice.

[kabloozie]

Can't. Stop. Watching!

[pookiehohn]

To me, the best kind of satire can be mistaken for the real thing. The line about the newspaper and the vegetarians was too obvious for me. However, this video series is top notch for sure.

[remistevens]

Hey thanks man, its so true. The trick here is a healthy dose of reality and satire. Completely serious about the "vegetarians choice beef" though. They've got the brand "vegetarians choice eggs", so i figure its the next logical step to start pitching hormone free meats as OK for veggie diets. . . . . . . . but the newspaper thing? - damn networks breathing down my neck to turn up the ridiculous.

[pookiehohn]

LOL your response merits my undying gratitude.

[remistevens]

thanks, . . ..landlords suck,

We're setting up a contest soon. . . .Whoever can send in the worst kitchen pic wins a prize.

[fiendish87]

lmfao im making these. the full working kitchen had me dying