Gmod - Pet Shop "Alien-Mart"

[cjwoodfall]

I went to a different alien mart I bought a strider 1 day ago so he set my neiborhood is on fire I hate letting him out too pee

[InfinityXSeven]

Dear Alien Mart,

I recently bought a Headcrab, and he jumped up on my Aperture Science Lethal Military-Grade Sentry Turret. Now he won't open to shoot targets!

Also, I bought an Antlion who will not be shot by an Aperture Science Lethal Military-Class Grade Sentry Turret.

Please help!

[RandomZace]

0:00 YABABABABABABABABABA

[Pro139103]

Dear Alien Mart,Can I Nuke UR SHOP??

SINCERELY BY THE NubK1ll3r

[KimPlix23]

Dear Alien Mart, I Bought A Normal Zombie, Hes Eating All My Dogs, What Do I Do?

I Swear, I Only Knew Scuffles For 3 Days Before He Ate Him..

[puroboludeo1]

Dear Alien-Mart

I bought a head crab and it attacked my neightbour and turned him into a zombie, how can i hide him before the police caught him because i dont want to go to prison?

[Sagelonewolf23]

Dear alien mart, won't the vorts complain about inprisonment?

[Jazzdfrsknorjastin]

dear, alien mart my zombie had grown to a poison zombie i hate them because they keep throwing headcrabs at me and i get sicked when i tried to kill them they seem to be invincible i tried to prison him but i cant he is too heavy! please help me

[roxasfruit]

@Jazzdfrsknorjastin

SINCE WE HAVE GOTTEN NUMEROUS COMPLAINTS, WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THE FACILITY TO BEGIN INVESTIGATION

[Jazzdfrsknorjastin]

@roxasfruit give me a vortigaunt so i can save electricity

[unbornproghost]

is this a laggi game?

[carlyb2001]

Dear,Alien Mart

I've bought 2 Zombies But I need to find a good bedding area.Where should I place him

-carlyb2001

[roxasfruit]

@carlyb2001

our zombies have been able to sleep comfortably in any soft surfaced, dark place

[Colobotwymiata]

Antlions? I'll take twelve.

[SuperCatfire]

Me: I'd like an antlion. roxasfruit: Okay your total is $25. Me: I only got 16 cents. *coins dropping*

[dnaman224]

i thought of a good thing a head crab be usefull for............. destroing your enemys or making zombies

[KudendarX007]

Nice Slideshow you have here.

[ZenonZ800]

oww cute headcrab

HONEY,WHERE MY SHOTGUN

[SuperCatfire]

@ZenonZ800 roxasfruit: SECURITY!!! GET THAT PERSON OUTTA HERE!!!!

[Mrzane1a]

Dear alien mart i bought a barnacle is there any way i can move them?

[FortressGaming]

Dear Alien Mart,My Friend was killed cuz one of your antilions and i bought another pet it was a zombie and when i woke up this morning the zombie was in the antilions cage and i had antizombielion babies all over the cage what do i do?

[ultimat3spaz]

I believe the zombies must be feed at least 1 human a day beause they are dieing from mal-nutrition. Look at them you see the bones.

[crazywere1]

dear alien mart i recently bought one of everything and they started fighting eachother how do i stop this other than seperating them?

[roxasfruit]

@crazywere1

you should take them to a stable home enviroment, and keep them away from any chemicals around the house

[superpower36]

@roxasfruit wait why arent the melons attacking you

[superpower36]

@roxasfruit they wont attack you HOW

[minecrafter50]

@superpower36 It's called ignoreplayers

[dumbuttface]

@roxasfruit y is ur game lagin

[1rKill3r]

damn too much lag ... but i will vote like:D

[SilverTheHedgehogZ12]

A vort and a- SPY!

[roxasfruit]

@strangefire97

read my comments on other ppls comments idiot

[TheTrebor1001]

how can i lighten up that place

[RoyalPwnage1]

blue crowbar?

[TheVraccy]

no body wants to buy a head crab zombie caus its a dead guy with a head crab on his head

[TheJeding]

they eat it?

[MultiJade]

Only 3 letters:

LAG

[LinuxFP]

This isn't the Mac version, the uploader was just a lazy cunt and used some shit like fraps.

[roxasfruit]

@LinuxFP

i was doing this on my mac

BEFORE the mac update came out

it was gmod 10

i used ishowu

i didnt know fraps existed at the time

[NickelodeonTM]

You use steam to download GMod- Only way to download good version.

Possible to download Fucktastically horrible cracked versions off the internet.

[TheMichal134]

i want a hunter :(

[JACOBIBOI]

is the game a disk or can you download it straight from a website

[bubby912]

@JACOBIBOI you can only download it straight form teh web lol

[Feldow]

the vort wood escape



[roxasfruit]

MAN evry1 wants hedcrabz!!

[vampire80413]

@roxasfruit i want a VORT! but i dont know how to care for them, will you give me a manual? =P

[Gzillafan2]

A headcrab please :3

[Wolfgirl344]

were did you get gmod???

[roxasfruit]

@Wolfgirl344

i didnt

my brother did... i have no idea how he got it

now me and my bro have gmod on steam instead of this

[mario3585thesecond]

gravity gun fail :P

[coolpizzacook]

I'll take a head crab please. Also some melons.

[bojo000]

i want a head crab for 2 bucks only

[marksmanmerc1]

whats garrys mod?

[maxx347743]

uber bad lag

[noster08]

omg what for a pc do you have O.o damn lagg .....

[roxasfruit]

@noster08

u can have gmod on a mac

using ishowu lags the game, normally its.... normal

and this was log ago, and i have windows on my mac

[TheMadspy300]

@roxasfruit

Can only use gmod on windows. If a mac has windows, it is ok. If a mac has osx, its not.

windows on mac = hacknitosh!

l0l

[candynutt]

Oh and next time, give the barnacle the cashier XD

[candynutt]

I want a barnacle, And give me n avp's Alien for food,

[pspproductions01]

those guys havent watched the head humpers! =D

[ivonita825241]

They dont eat watermelens they eat human

[roxasfruit]

nah they eat anything. as long as its healthy and tasty for them

[loquenderogrox2827]

take care of your barnacle a watermelon can kill him

[zionsipe]

wait, the vidoe says alien mart but the shop says zom-b-mart

ITS THE APOCALYPSE!

[BillGates111studio]

Antlions don't like melonz! They like BANANA! But they like oranges as a grub.

[diono35]

uuuuhhh what do i do if my antlion eats me

and my head crab will not stop headhumping my guests :O

[iamzombieman]

my barnacle ate somthing bad and died

[Ponag3r]

YABBA MY ICING

[ploot2345]

Laggy Dx

[DXOMGWTFBBQXD]

By the way, how would you move a barnacle?

[DXOMGWTFBBQXD]

I don't think vortiguants should be considered as a pet, but that's just my opinion.

[crazyman1639]

how do you tame a head crab plz tell me

[roxasfruit]

all you really have to do is put in the console

sv_cheats 1 and

notarget

notarget makes you pretty much invisible to anything

[krgstr33tk1ng]

@roxasfruit actually u just go to npc menu and select ignore players option for the npc

[koolkakashi123]

@roxasfruit and you can also set the npcs ai to ignore players (=

[halofanteam]

@roxasfruit or press "q", go on teh npc list, click "ignore player" :3

sry 4 my bad english

[MikeDD13]

@crazyman1639 just put on ignore player

[MikeDD13]

@crazyman1639 just put on ignore player 

[FuzzyJ4]

@crazyman1639 U let it to hump ur head!!!

[Hitman41165]

@crazyman1639 LOL!they don't tamed them!they made them ignore players!

[TwiceNumberTwo]

HOLY SHINTZEL!! HEADCRABS FOR ONLY $10!! I like Alien-Mart already. Headcrabs are so cute... =3

[ipodbeachlvr]

the barnacle was like ''ew a watermelon''''blah'' lol

[Johnjoe454]

Cool- fred dropped the watermelon!

[roxasfruit]

actually, not all barnacles are named fred, mine is named

wally-teh-ceiling-eater