Inept Reviews: Puyo Puyo (Sega Genesis/Megadrive)

[reubenshephe25]

This is a very "dashing" video. =p

[lightlittlebrownboy]

Massively out-of-touch reviewer aside- this game kicks ass. Anybody who's heard co Compile has heard of this game. Compile has influenced shit this guy has probably played, but never realized. Love this series and wish Compile was still around to this day.

[ioport]

Reviewer is an uneducated, working class piece of shit. Go have your pisser mate

[vampie134]

you suck

[johnwchadwick]

Is this supposed to be a review or a 4 minute ragequit? I don't appreciate the way you treated this game. Honestly, did you expect to even be decent or even understand an advanced puzzle game in 4 minutes? You might as well just review Zuma clones with that attitude. People practice Puyo Puyo over the span of YEARS, not MINUTES.

Protip: Don't review a game if you suck at it. Puyo Puyo is still one of the only puzzle games that are fair and balanced on VS.

[FrancoEchidna]

noob -.- 4/5

[Link4587452]

I have this on my Megadrive in the form of Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, and it kicks ass despite the cheesy Americanization, oh and this reviewer sucks!

[collieuk]

Yea, just like a Dyson!

[pretearking]

u suck

[n64roo]

i agree totally, the reviewer sucks ass

[Lacktardo]

Fantastic ^_^

[NaarghultheShadow]

Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.

The whole reason that game existed is because Puyo Puyo never really made it into the States, When localizing it finally, Sonic the Hedgehog was wildly popular at the time. Hence, Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.

[ItsEllixox]

There is an english version, i have it for MAME

[joeywomer]

This probably came out before or after Dr Robotnicks Mean Bean Machine.

[ItsEllixox]

before. this is 1991, mean bean is 1994

[luccv]

holy fuck i look like it the same game of dr.robotnik mean bean machine

[MedionSinger]

It IS Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. I believe that when it was released in t the U.S. and in Europe it was given a make over :D

[PIKACHU49386]

a suckish one, i want the original puyo puyo in the US...

[xxxaabbccxxx]

OMG u dont even fucking know how to play this game! this is one of the best games ever!

[collieuk]

Fair play it might well be one of the best games ever, but when you're quickly trying to find a game to play for a short blast of fun, a puzzle game isn't it. Even the all time classic Tetris, wouldn't have got more than 4/10 if I'd stumbled upon it for the first time.

Probably a better 2 player versus game than a one player one though. I have it on my phone and its hardly fun.

[xxxaabbccxxx]

well yeah true, i also have it on my phone and its totally shit. but its fun if u play against the com, and really fun against another player.

[Haller1977]

It's actually seems a nice puzzle game.

I've heard of this game before.

I had a game with a similar name, Poy Poy for the PS1, extraordinary multiplayer (multitap) game, not puzzle game dough it was 4 player tryin to throw rocks at each other in a arena, real real addictive.

[goldskarr]

you probably mean "Dr.Robotniks Mean Bean Machine".

[Haller1977]

no.

Poy Poy for the psx, multiplayer battle game

[goldskarr]

oh.sorry.

[BobCassidy]

The game is absolute gold. Love it. Play at arcade over here all the time.

[MaxSpender]

Do you have a crap game magnet or something. They just seem to gravitate towards you. Now you've moved onto the Mega Drive, please review something half decent, like Arcus Odyssey, Beyond Oasis, Crusader of Centy, Light Crusader, Landstalker, Revenge of Shinobi, etc. Cheers!

[collieuk]

I shall take the suggestions on board. The other Sega games I reviewed are even worse. That's what you get for randomly choosing games. I keep hoping to stumble upon a cult classic, but so far get nothing but shite for my efforts.

[itstheit]

My goodness! It's 'Dr. Robotnik's Bean Machine' (I know this game well; it's on the 'Sonic the Hedgehog' Anniversary CD for the Nintendo Game Gear, and took me a good six or seven hours to beat the last level)!

I mean, the characters, music, and interlude graphics are different, but everything else is exactly the same.

[MarcusBowen]

Yeah!lol!!!, the European version was modified so it was about Dr Robitnik as wel las his robots Scratch and Grounder!lol!!.

[collieuk]

I think there's a lot of different versions of this. My phone has this game but with musical notes instead of those little Puyo blobs. And it's only one player.

To be fair to the game, it's not bad if you really want to get into it. But I'm not in the mood to play a puzzle game.

[velocityeleven]

DRMBM, I love that game, cos I always ick everyone's asses, I have videos of it