The Devil Inside Review (Funny Movie Review)

[PO3HLowell]

Saw an early screening of this movie early last fall. I thought Kaazam was scarier!

[DanielMinitripper]

Scroll up, pussy.

[azooooz1000]

the worst movie in this year at all ....

[Mijmerdemijmer]

I don't think it was this bad .. it had some good moments .. like with the eye on the camera .. if u like horror movies and seen allot of them, u will like this, not love it, but its ok ..

[Travino]

Imo, the last scary horror film was The Haunting in Connecticut. But like you said... ever since the PA films struck gold, mockumentry movies are popping up every where now.

[05werewolf]

your dog is soo cute *-*

[HauntedForALifeTime]

To be honest, I was laughing half of the movie

[missayaa]

@HauntedForALifeTime its grotesk.. stupid.. Paranormal Activity copycat.. and too much ketshop at the begining.

[ZedBeEditin]

So Schmoesknow, what do you think the scarriest movie is out there?

[XxIXxGOXxRAWR]

the movie fucking suckedd

[vikdamiang1]

"The Exorcist" the only horror movie worth watching

[facehunter504]

@vikdamiang1 You obviously haven't seen many horror movies

[cecsizzle17]

hey this is a good movie be nice to the mental

[tokando69]

I just wanna see the dog scene :(

[TheCatchristian]

this guy looks like justin timberlake lol

[nick94jrod]

Who the fuck are these 2 no life pricks talking about profesional acting?Everybody seems to make the whole general review of a movie depending on the way it ends.Yes,the movie is indeed very predictable,yes the movie was an upset.But it Wasnt BAD,the acting was pretty good.People these days think that the new sense of humor can be found on negative critizism.

[DAmicoJohnny]

@nick94jrod People like you make me fucking sick.

[loveoxox64]

i want to watch the movie and my mom said maybe i can watch it?

[mikilee2290]

i wanna watch the movie!!! i like paranormal shit!!! im 12 years old!!! i wanna see the goddamn movie

[Yoshina297]

@mikilee2290 hey im 12 to and knock of the bad words dude like chill out with that your 12 geez............

[mikilee2290]

@Yoshina297 when i cuss i mean no disrespect. it is just how i was raised. i have been mentally scarred for life because of what i have put up with. ive heard my mom screaming in the night because she is sick and her stomach eats itself. ive seen my brother almost die. ive had a knife coming straight at my neck. im sorry i cuss, its just who i am. i really am sorry if i offended anyone

[Yoshina297]

@mikilee2290 oh it is ok reading your comment made me feel bad i did not mean for you to think that i am judging or tryin to change who you and i did not mean that so i am sorry and i normally do not say sorry often but i really mean it no hard feelings right

[mikilee2290]

@Yoshina297 its fine, i get a lot of people telling me to lay off the language, im used to it. so, just a question; are you a boy or girl? if i may ask. you dont have to answer if you dont wanna, im just curious.

[Yoshina297]

@mikilee2290 hey no problem i will answer i am a girl hints the name yoshinA

[mikilee2290]

@Yoshina297 i wasnt sure. when i saw the name "yoshina297" the first thing i thought of was my lil bro because he LOVES mario bros. im michaela (girl)

[Yoshina297]

@mikilee2290 oh no problem i love mario to as you can tell yoshi is my favorite character EVER so do you like mario and if so what is your favorite character you do not have to answer if you do not want to it is your choice

[mikilee2290]

@Yoshina297 yea, i like mario. my fav character is rosalina. hey, how about we talk on our channels instead of on the video comments? lol

[xavikar3717]

i probably find something better in my netflix account. i dnt know whats going on but lately scary movies are turning really really suck. with this i felt like i was watching the documentary "is it real or not" in History Channel

[TheM1D93T]

I herd the movie was more funny than anything

[chava13401]

I agree with u the movie suked

[RedxLilxSleepy]

the devil inside is the worse piece of shit horror movie ive seen since paranormal activity

[blkwidow34]

@RedxLilxSleepy I should've known this movie was crap, especially when there were only 2 other people in the theater! Booooo....I want my money back!!

[TheAttitudeerawwf]

I hate that people keep saying it was a bad movie..... it wasnt even a fucking movie, it was a documentary

[mateinc]

@TheAttitudeerawwf You really think this was a documentary?...this was a movie, filmed in a documentary format! With bad acting and forced scenes. If it was a documentary, the actor who played the priest and shot himself would be dead now (and he mind as well) cuz his bad acting will not get him another gig for awhile.

[RedxLilxSleepy]

@TheAttitudeerawwf idiot

[codygirl2]

Boo o I craped my pants

[codygirl2]

Deventily seeing it friday

[codygirl2]

Aaaaa yeah

[SouthernMPire]

i give it a 0.-687 this movie sucked the best part was the ending i left

[frroggleggz]

Holy C

[bornstar20]

You know this ain't a good movie when people in the theatre are laughing

[bornstar20]

@Pinoyzo1 lmao you read my mind

[Abbyawesome99]

The movie sucked soooo bad! I hated it so much! It was boring and I couldn't follow it

[MsGswagga]

.5 the dog barking at the first house was scarier than the whole darn movie it sucked anus.

[xenatikkanen]

You guys are so awesome! I had to subscribe to you. Adorable couple too!

[AuggieJames]

im gonna give 3.14159, aw screw it, pi/5 schmoes

[PinoyZo1]

Was really disappointed with the movie, It's like watching Jersey Shore with excorcist theme.

[CliffM85]

So the priests finish the first exorcism ON FILM and then when the daughter asks for them to exorcise her mother they say they can't because it'd be evidence that they're doing illicit exorcisms......WHILE ON FILM. You'd think admitting it would be enough to get you canned. *slams head on desk* Though I am going to visit Rome someday, since obviously everyone there speaks fluent English. No need to learn a foreign language whatsoever! XD

[TheAtomicReagan]

haven't seen this yet but want to... don't tell me the ending but is it as bad or worse as insidious? because that was stupid as hell

[wespeedtestinternet]

everone in the theater actualy did that after the movie

[Motherbleepers2]

Nice Review! You should do a podcast with her (and have her to pretend be Katee Sackhoff for Jeremy). I agree with you guys on the movie.

[lbwhite89]

I do that Sour Patch thing with Raisinettes. Yum!

[Klaus141986]

Pause it 1:31 Hahaha

[JESUStheATHEIST1]

this movie is based on actual bullshit.

[TheJillkill]

@JESUStheATHEIST1 The worst part is that they couldn't even pull together a decent fake website to promote the whole fake documentary idea, and the sequel that they were clearly setting up with the lame "ending" of this film.

[mrebyers]

I love horror, but this looks so cookie cutter.

Also good job for bringing the ladies. You should have her back!

[librakitten16]

I liked Iliza, she was great!

[thePANDEMlC]

My mind is too grounded in reality to be scared by movies anymore. It's unfortunate because now all I can get from a horror film is just badass moments or just an overall good film. Nothing that will make me jump or have nightmares. Especially not religious horror, lol.

[valdamirie]

no link for the girl on the vid?? FAIL. no mention of her on the vid?? FAIL. i just found out about her from the box office review.

[TheSteroidRodeo]

Found footage "wah waaah waaaaah." The best part of this trailer was when my friend looked at me and asked, " tbis is based on a true story too?!" Laughing on the inside I said "...Yes...and so was Alien."

[basketballSZnaruto]

hey that the girl from excused?

[gamergeeko]

Freakin dog scared the crap out of me:(

[cashmoneyyard]

The best part of this review was the parts with the dogs. :)

[MrCuteNFuzzy]

nah, dont wanna see it.

[CrystalLight92]

disliked the ending of the movie

[theFilmcriticc]

Not bad Chimp.

[MrSMD2011]

Great movie!

[chickinnoodlesoup555]

Mark, you better make your move on her before I do.

[Cabzilla06]

This whole found footage horror movie concept is becoming quite tiresome and seems like the latest gimmick that film makers are latching onto.Everyone seems to be commenting on how hot Miss Schlesinger is but what jumps out to me is that she seems like a very cool person just to hang out with. Whether it is the guests on the podcasts or guests on youtube, they all seem like really cool and down to earth people.

[schmoesknow]

@Cabzilla06 Good call, Cabzilla...somehow we lucked out and got a pretty good gang in and around Schmoeville. And yours is my favorite username this week. -E

[Cabzilla06]

@schmoesknow Thanks, when I was in High School I had a teacher who gave everyone nicknames and mine was Cabzilla. So when I made my youtube name several yeas ago I just combined the nickname with the year I graduated High School, 2006. You guys never cease to amaze me with the people that you guys know.

[MultiGangster47]

Hey this is not a scary movie!!!!!!!!!!

[619ck154]

Mark bang her man

[JackTheKing8526]

this was NOT found fottage, these are professtional actors

[TheAtomicReagan]

@JackTheKing8526 oh my god that was sarcasm. a joke. do you really not understand that?

[slipher1000]

what the hell this movie had more plot holes than a golf course seriously if your reading this DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE there is no ending, you see a girl having a serious period and thats about it.

[rainbowlover8]

i wanna c the movie

[RageMonkeyX]

love how iliza's just chillin eaten the dog's head and that is a cute dog

[mkocja5a]

cute dog :3

[AkiAme15]

I thought the scariest part was the David scene. When David's possessive demon said "David says thank you" and then killed himself... Pretty horrific if that ever happens in real life.

[captcrais101]

I don't really care to see this.

[captcrais101]

A found footage movie. This makes it even more stupid.

[drunkenmonkey31]

so why don't you guys rate films out of 10?

[Christian4life0]

Glad to see the movie went bad cause I am not a fan of horror films like Kristan. But I will possibly try sour patch kids and popcorn together

[DragonPhish5678]

I KNEW SHE LOOKED FAMILIAR! That show excused comes on CW like 3:00 am. It's so scripted and ass but I ain't got cable so Ima watch it anyway lol. Shes alot nicer in real life cause she be playin the shit outta ppl when they get rejected (on the show)

[crazygirl1502]

Lol. I like her! You should have her with you everytime Kristian isn't there.

[wannabeaballer41]

Does Michele Bachmann count as a disturbing women in movie history?

[joequin50111]

Nice Review Ellis, Good Chemistry there.

[geostillo78]

The chick was mousey cute right up until she disrespected the Schmoe Rating System and did the snorting laugh @ 5:58.

Still wouldnt kick her outta bed though eh!

As the Honorary Mayor of Schmoeville i have to put all things Schmoe first. Schmirst? Uh-oh!

[SgtKoolaid79]

when i saw it at the end everyone was like "what?!" or "that was it?!" or.."i want my money back!" lol

[AndyMetalfreak220]

And where has she been for the OTHER reviews? I think it's time to replace Harloff with her!

On a side note, she's wicked hot.

[scottieman2]

It had a few good minutes but it sucked shit.

[MrOiManDudeGuy]

*Iliza

[robjla1]

she was good , bring her back.

[MrOiManDudeGuy]

Iliad is smoking hot!! I'd go to the movies with her any day if you know what I mean eh, eh? ;D

[scottieman2]

The woman in the movie is hot.

[shanedoucette29]

not sure about this one, i might see it though.

[johnnystormofficial]

@Schmoesknow haha alright then, Ellis I'll let you know what my thoughts are on this film next week when I see it. Hopefully I enjoy it.

[RobsReviews]

Bring her back for the YouReviewers

[SuperCanonshooter]

I've been doin the popcorn/sour patch combo since Groundhog Day! It's the salty/sweet/sour that becomes a party in your face!

[JayCatary]

you're wonderful together ! I mean in a friendship way. It is clear that you treat her as a friend and she treats you as a friend. Great review like usually !

[lostPhantom666]

she is AWESOME

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

great review and great chemistry.

[schmoesknow]

@FuryoftheFilmFan Yeah, and I'm not lying about that popcorn/Sour Patch Kids trick...if I can get Fury on board, this thing will get legs!

[bigscreenent]

@FuryoftheFilmFan - Completely agree. Love the chemistry here, but miss Kristian - maybe a threesome - although, you'd be editing forever since you'd talk over each other so much.

Just found this link on Dread Central about all the booing at this film over the weekend. Glad I didn't waste my popcorn money on it.

[jneagu]

Im gonna try that sour patch kids/popcorn combo...watching war horse now to see whats all the hype about it, so far...it is very well made and authentic!

[DarkSpartan92]

Great review. Also Ellis your friend is extremely hot

[c19ist]

now the question thats on all of our minds is kristian really busy with the you reviewers awards or is it because its a horror movie be honest we wont mock him

[omgbryan]

DUDE, Ice House Chronilces!! such a surprise to see my two favorite worlds meet!

[Adastra14]

2.157 makes 2.2 ANYWAYS :P hahaha

[eon001]

Good chemistry.I would like to see all 3 do reviews. A Schmoe trio. Does Iliza have a channel?

[destructon62]

Weakly News! :)

[killerrodan]

you guys rock.

[killerrodan]

wonderful done.

[killerrodan]

keep it up.

[killerrodan]

fun review as always.:P

[DHBarehand]

Lol! She is much better to look at that Harloff. But is she team Ape or Chimp? Scary women? Nurse Ratchet in One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest.

[brianMcc25]

What is this weird obsession the Devil has with being a flexible woman?.. I mean C'mon... The contortionist act is getting kinda old Satan.. Can we see some new tricks?.. How about possessing a 300 pound man and bending his legs into pretzels?.. Jeez.

[schmoesknow]

@SavageMick1 I'm betting he'd definitely go under 2...Vegas already took that one off the board. -E

[13evilpriest13]

I think this was your best guest host of all time... somewhere Kristian is shaking in his booties

[aassaa991]

this was fun bring her back

[acladbs]

shes hot

[wh1t3bo111]

She's REALLY BOMB!!!! :o

[randomnessrulez92]

you two have great chemistry

[mangaas]

Session 9 was creepy...

[ouboet]

Dude, seriously.... I hope to gawd you are at least going to try with Ms. Shlesinger.

She is..... well, there is only one word: HOT! And you make a good couple. Come on, DO IT! :D

[schmoesknow]

@ouboet Nope, just comedian buddies.

[jasonlajoie]

@schmoesknow Too bad dude, she's cute, funny, and seems fun as can be.

[seirv0621]

@schmoesknow dude hes married



[diabolicalheaven]

something about her reminds me of the girl from observe and report...but just way more beautiful

[diabolicalheaven]

@diabolicalheaven and no i dont mean that ree ree anna farris

[mindlesss3lf]

Need more of this girl in reviews.

[LostFringeSuper8]

You two are a GREAT team for horror films....this should def. be a regular thing for horror reviews since Kristian isn't really a fan of the genre. Horror is def. a genre for it's fans and this felt like a horror fans review. I didn't think The Devil Inside would be all that great so I wont be let down when I see it. I however can't wait for The Woman In Black. It looks AWESOME! Great review!!!

[schmoesknow]

@LostFringeSuper8 I'm interested in The Woman in Black, but not sold on it yet. Always fun to have a horror movie buddy! -E

[c19ist]

@LostFringeSuper8 you have a awesome name dude

[LostFringeSuper8]

@c19ist Thanks man!...I'm a big fan of jj abrams. He's one of my favorite newer movie makers. Him and Nolan.

[animegirl506]

fun review! my mom is similar when eating popcorn and drinking coke, she totally warhorsin' it

[schmoesknow]

@animegirl506 I warhorsed a Diet Coke during this flick as well! -E

[zaneoninternet]

Kristian really started using better make up.

[schmoesknow]

@zaneoninternet Who knew he cleaned up that well?

[Bloated29Raptor]

Did Iliza run into any table corners this evening?

[schmoesknow]

@Bloated29Raptor Nice play! -E

[RedMatthew88]

so I take it I'd have the same reaction to this movie as Lliza's dog did during the review? *yawn* *look around* *leave*

[schmoesknow]

@RedMatthew88 And the occassional startled look haha -E

[jcsreader]

Popcorn and snowcaps!

[schmoesknow]

@jcsreader Hmm...that may have to be my next theater food experiment. -E

[jimmider2]

Wait.... so does she have something in her jeans???

[stratisfire]

@jimmider2 indigo? 

[grindhouse141]

Dude, please bring that Lliza chick back for like EVERY review. Seriously, she's too hot.

D.A. of Schmoeville

[RejoycingYesterday]

You two are so cute :)

[Akuma2unlimited]

Loved warhorse also. This movie I heard was a let down. I'm just going to watch it on showtime if it ever go on those channels...

[DeanSearle]

Won't watch this, I rarely see horrors so they have to be great to intrigue me. On a sidenote, why does every YouTube video with a guy and girl lead to comments about if they're dating or fucking? Girls can be friends, it's not a revelation.

[schmoesknow]

@DeanSearle Well said!

[MrStephenrules]

review the darkest hour when it is out thanks

[SUPERCABOOSE99]

@MrStephenrules it already out

[MrStephenrules]

@SUPERCABOOSE99 Oh. right i live in ireland so it not out here are they going to review it

[schmoesknow]

@MrStephenrules Prob won't get to the Darkest Hour...maybe I'll check it out when it's on Netflix?

[popingamom]

i would give it a 3 and a half schmos caouse i took my little brother to go see it and he shit him self

[schmoesknow]

@popingamom Always fun scaring siblings a little bit :)

[mook5555]

Last Comic Standing chick

[mhammer1777]

shes hot ^^^^^ MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[SinisterSkyline]

She's cute. Is she Ellis's girlfriend?

[schmoesknow]

@SinisterSkyline Nope, just comedian buddies :)

[oxycodo]

I cant really agree with this review. cause I was too distracted by that adorable dog. need to rewatch the vid now

[schmoesknow]

@oxycodo Blanche definitely knows how to work a room.

[MovieManMenzel]

What is sad...is that this movie as Mark and Iliza said had so much potential and a lot going for it. It really was that 3rd act that made it terrible. It was slow moving but it built up so well..it was that the movie took the cheap route instead of going for the gold.

[schmoesknow]

@MovieManMenzel There was some good build up, but I thought it got real sloppy after the first act. Some good scares, but coulda been so much more!

[BerserkerApollo]

can you review the chronicle trailer

[Mr96tears]

Great review. IIiza is cool. I remember her on Last Comic Standing. I was one of the few people that watched that show.

[schmoesknow]

@Mr96tears Yup, she won the whole damn thing. (And no, I didn't watch it haha)