Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped training with Volus and trained with me, he could save the galaxy like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on the Normandy, with the man your man could train with! What's in your hand? I have it. It's a Reaper, destroying that thing you love. Look again. The Reaper is now a Pyjack!
Anything's possible when you're man trains with me and not a Volus. I'm on a ship.
Hello youtube, look at your comment, now back at mine, look at your comment, now back at mine, sadly yours isn't mine. But if you start copying and pasting, it could look like mine. Look down now back up. Where are you? You're on youtube with a comment your comment could look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. Its a mouse for that site you love! Look again, the mouse is now a keyboard. Anything is possible when your comments look awesome and not lame. I'm on a chair
Harbinger: hello ladies! Look at your man, now back to me, back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isent me. But if he just stopped resisting and allowed me to assume direct control he could be controlled by me! Look down, back up! Where are you? Your about to kill the turian counciler, with the man your man could be controlled by! Whats in your hand? back at me! Its a Collector Particle Beam ready to be shoved up his ass! Anythings possible when your a Reaper!
Just curious but how did you make those scenes from mass effect? I don't remember any of those scenes in the game. Part of the reason I ask is simply because I am not tech savvy but I am curious about how to become tech savvy.
@TelmondXil The majority of the scenes are from Jacob's romance scene (which can be seen through a female Shepard romancing Jacob) and Jacob's loyalty mission.
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Hello Shepard. Look at your LI. Now back to me. Back to your LI. Now back to me. Sadly he isn't me. But if he stopped using Asari made body wash he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in your cabin with the LI your LI could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a crate with two tickets to that thing you wanted to see. Look again. The tickets are now Element Zero! Anything is possible when you're screwing Commander Shepard.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
calibrate.. now look up.. calibrate.. now look up! sadly.. something isn't adding up.. if you weren't so focused on your pee pee, it would add up!.. look down.. back up.. wheres your hand? on your turian dick calibrating numbers that aren't there! whats in my hand? back at me! its your dick as I show you "calibrating" with a friend is more fun then by yourself! look again! I have invited my hot twin to join us!
anything is possible when your calibrating with Garrus..
Hello, Tali, look at Wrex, now at Shepard, now back at Wrex, now back to Shepard. Sadly, Wrex isn’t Shepard, but if he stopped using Krogan scented body wash and switched to Direct Control, he could smell like Shepard. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Illium with the Shepard your Wrex could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at Shepard. It’s an omni-tool with two tickets to your favorite store on the Citadel. Look again, the Citadel is now diamonds! I'm on a Reaper.
Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.
Hello Quarians, Look at yourselves, Now back to us, Now back at yourselves, BACK TO US, Sadly you hate Geth, But if you stopped hating, We could eventually come to a truce. Look down, back up. Where are you? Your on your home world, with your family and everyone you love. We took care of it. Whats on your head? Back at us, we have it, The helmet you don't need anymore, Now look again, the helmet is now eezo. Everything is possible when you give Geth a chance. We live in space stations.
Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comments gains thumbs up. What's below now back to mine. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos
Hello commander,look at your woman.Now back to me.Sadly, she isn't me, but if you stop using women's omnitool and switched to Old Spice you could calibrate like me.Back up,where are we?We're on a Normandy going to kill Reapers.What's in your hand?An M8 Avenger with two tickets to the Asari show.Look again-the tickets are now REAPERS.Anything is possible when you are a crazy turian.I'm in a middle of calibrations
Hello Ladies. Look at Thane. Back to me. Now back to Thane. NOW BACK TO ME. Sadly, Thane isn't me. but if he stopped using Drell-scented body washed and switched to Old spice, he could smell like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a cruiser. With the man your Drell could smell like. What's in you hand? I have it. IT's 2 thermal clips for that gun you love. Look again. The clips are now IFFs! Anything is possible when your Drell smells like a Jacob and not a Thane. I'm on an Elcor.
Garrus was doing all of the calibrations for this commercial.
sk8r385 6 hours ago
Turn CC transcribe audio on! :D
Curunen 2 days ago
HAHAHAHA - This is great!
MagneticPiano 4 days ago
Tickets to elcor Hamlet, I hope!
cyrodilicbrandy 6 days ago 9
bout time somone made this!
dustyjuiceboy 1 week ago
O M G
this was so damn funny, thank you for making this. one of my favorite commercials, and you did it great justice :P
AsariC0mmando 1 week ago
....what the f*ck did I just see?
lythari1989 1 week ago
LMAO! I almost died laughing. This was great. Really really clever and well done. :D
NoobianRose 2 weeks ago
After an attack of laughter passed I came to realize one thing: Kaidan is a lot more attractive than Jacob.
FantasyForever1 2 weeks ago
If Jacob had done this in my playthrough, I would have ditched Thane for him in a heartbeat!
TheUnknown285 3 weeks ago 3
Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped training with Volus and trained with me, he could save the galaxy like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on the Normandy, with the man your man could train with! What's in your hand? I have it. It's a Reaper, destroying that thing you love. Look again. The Reaper is now a Pyjack!
Anything's possible when you're man trains with me and not a Volus. I'm on a ship.
ElectromagNick 4 weeks ago
@ElectromagNick this just made my day...thank you
o3KoolAidMan3o 1 day ago
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Hello youtube, look at your comment, now back at mine, look at your comment, now back at mine, sadly yours isn't mine. But if you start copying and pasting, it could look like mine. Look down now back up. Where are you? You're on youtube with a comment your comment could look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. Its a mouse for that site you love! Look again, the mouse is now a keyboard. Anything is possible when your comments look awesome and not lame. I'm on a chair
VeteranGear83 1 month ago
what made me laugh most was thinking of jacob pointing a gun at his dad and shouting "THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!!!"
Jarsia 1 month ago 3
dudeeee jacobs ripppppppppppppppppppppppppeddddddd
infantstomperz 1 month ago
Harbinger: hello ladies! Look at your man, now back to me, back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isent me. But if he just stopped resisting and allowed me to assume direct control he could be controlled by me! Look down, back up! Where are you? Your about to kill the turian counciler, with the man your man could be controlled by! Whats in your hand? back at me! Its a Collector Particle Beam ready to be shoved up his ass! Anythings possible when your a Reaper!
Im on the Citadel *whistle*
LordManda2 1 month ago 10
@LordManda2 lol awesome love this saying
blitzscreek 1 month ago
i hope theirs an old spice easter egg in ME3
VeteranGear83 1 month ago
Gotta love Youtube and the crazy creativity it allows us all to see :) good job dude
There4leonskennedy 1 month ago
@There4leonskennedy SOPA's gona take it all away!!
EnigmaHood 1 month ago
I lawl'd so hard!!
IBzu1 2 months ago
Well Done you are a creative genius. It's people like you who make youtube good!
TheGauld007 2 months ago
ROTFL!! Good, one!
THEPriorMe 2 months ago
Very good! Gave me a laugh at least!
WardyLion 2 months ago
I didn't know horses can traverse mass relays.
Mattmoo36 2 months ago
LOL, the tickets turned into a gun :)
zahiar 2 months ago
.......then I took an arrow in the knee
sangyuni96 2 months ago
hahahahahah, so FUNNY!!!!
LoveWTgothic 2 months ago
Good job
lindethier 2 months ago
"The tickets are now bullets"
Delphanious 3 months ago 2
This was surprisingly well done!
TheDufase19089 3 months ago
Eating at McDonald's? Big risk, but the friiiiiiiiiiiiiiies...
piewithapair 3 months ago 4
And now I'm hearing that Mass Effect 3 is sponsored by Axe
AbominableBunny 3 months ago 2
Jacob is on a horse. Your argument is invalid.
thefearlessT 3 months ago
Just curious but how did you make those scenes from mass effect? I don't remember any of those scenes in the game. Part of the reason I ask is simply because I am not tech savvy but I am curious about how to become tech savvy.
TelmondXil 3 months ago 8
@TelmondXil The majority of the scenes are from Jacob's romance scene (which can be seen through a female Shepard romancing Jacob) and Jacob's loyalty mission.
luckycharmer711 3 months ago 13
@luckycharmer711 Ahh, that would make sense for I have never romanced Jacob. Thanks for the information though.
TelmondXil 3 months ago
@luckycharmer711 I'm hoping you make one with Miranda for the female version of this! :)
noraque 3 months ago
THE TICKETS ARE NOW BULLETS
p0ld3r 3 months ago 67
Going to grandma's house? Kindova bitch... but the piiiiieesss....
XxReaperZeroxX 3 months ago
The prize...
Lichman12 3 months ago
Hehe
Nova20cp 3 months ago
@962acgqz68 I knew it.
nejiharuno 3 months ago
This almost makes me want to romance Jacob, but not quite.
wubberful 3 months ago 4
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cobaltfirewarrior 3 months ago
Hello Shepard. Look at your LI. Now back to me. Back to your LI. Now back to me. Sadly he isn't me. But if he stopped using Asari made body wash he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in your cabin with the LI your LI could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a crate with two tickets to that thing you wanted to see. Look again. The tickets are now Element Zero! Anything is possible when you're screwing Commander Shepard.
I'm on a Reaper.
Athena908 4 months ago 5
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Athena908 4 months ago
Didn't know The Normandy was a BOAT! WOW! ;)
SkoftLive 4 months ago
@SkoftLive Space boat.
HayabusaNoTsuchi 3 months ago
@SkoftLive BOAT = Ship, Normandy = Ship thus therefore Normandy = BOAT ;)
ewarwoo7 3 months ago
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a desktop
lolalex556 4 months ago
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a desktop
lolalex556 4 months ago
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me2goodfoyou 4 months ago
Horse mouth
Kapo465 4 months ago
those diamonds look like a gun
acheron187 4 months ago
calibrate.. now look up.. calibrate.. now look up! sadly.. something isn't adding up.. if you weren't so focused on your pee pee, it would add up!.. look down.. back up.. wheres your hand? on your turian dick calibrating numbers that aren't there! whats in my hand? back at me! its your dick as I show you "calibrating" with a friend is more fun then by yourself! look again! I have invited my hot twin to join us!
anything is possible when your calibrating with Garrus..
I'm on a turian.. *whistle*
PinkSkullz86 4 months ago 110
@962acgqz68 Someone learned to copy and paste.
FinalNinja447 4 months ago
The tickets are now diamond! *blam*
gamezerox 4 months ago
I actually ROFLed to this
spartandud3 4 months ago
@962acgqz68
You win one free Internet.
dagdamor1 4 months ago
@962acgqz68, quite possibly one of the greatest comments my eyes have ever witnessed.
AktivityNow 4 months ago
I want a horse like that...
1waffleiron 4 months ago
epicly done
dr3amstat3s 4 months ago
@962acgqz68 Now THAT is a comment!
joshp9690 4 months ago
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Hello, Tali, look at Wrex, now at Shepard, now back at Wrex, now back to Shepard. Sadly, Wrex isn’t Shepard, but if he stopped using Krogan scented body wash and switched to Direct Control, he could smell like Shepard. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Illium with the Shepard your Wrex could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at Shepard. It’s an omni-tool with two tickets to your favorite store on the Citadel. Look again, the Citadel is now diamonds! I'm on a Reaper.
NorthwestChopper 4 months ago
The prizzze.
Oregateau 4 months ago
i hated jacob so much he died at the end first lol
lupinmodz 4 months ago
the tickets are now M-6 carnifex hand cannons!
Akaryusan 4 months ago 2
hahaha nice!
bddblade 5 months ago
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Behold the Reapers are n.ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
lordrevan571 5 months ago
they told me there would be diamonds...The diamond is a lie...
Whiskyneverbourbon 5 months ago
that is hilariously well put together xD
jakeurevig 5 months ago
@962acgqz68 Funnier than the video. But then again, I'm TIRED.
AthrunZala898 5 months ago
absolutely fantastic
TheAmateurPros 5 months ago
I'll keep my man, thank you very much.
soren7550 5 months ago in playlist soren7550's Favorited Videos
Im sure there's a comment like this buried in the comments but "Im commander Shepard and this is my Favorite video on the Citadel"
sithalo 5 months ago 2
Too bad for quality but It's hilarious!!!!
MrSafrana 5 months ago
good shit =]
ssgcampos12 5 months ago
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Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.
Anything is possible on YouTube. I'm on a PC
TheZiffron 5 months ago 219
@TheZiffron Your comment amused me more than the video XD Though that was amusing in itself
Comicidea20067 3 months ago 4
i love the two top comments
lildickheads 5 months ago
i'm commander shepard and this is my favorite body wash on the citadel
HairyChronicJunior 5 months ago
WIN!
Darkdayzz 5 months ago
this was freaking BRILLIANT, excellent work hahahaha
yougonasorry 5 months ago
@962acgqz68 na copied off of sum one else
TheKFChicken 5 months ago
@TheKFChicken at least ur honest lol
voidhunter82 5 months ago
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unoiamacutie 5 months ago
@unoiamacutie
Well you certainly arent expecting shepard to take a crap!
Albino1701 5 months ago
When can you take a shower in the game?
rpsmith014 5 months ago
@rpsmith014 i think female shep takes a shower in the cutscene after you enter the omega 4 relay, and your LI comes in after
myshitez 5 months ago
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Hello Quarians, Look at yourselves, Now back to us, Now back at yourselves, BACK TO US, Sadly you hate Geth, But if you stopped hating, We could eventually come to a truce. Look down, back up. Where are you? Your on your home world, with your family and everyone you love. We took care of it. Whats on your head? Back at us, we have it, The helmet you don't need anymore, Now look again, the helmet is now eezo. Everything is possible when you give Geth a chance. We live in space stations.
TDA792 5 months ago
Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comments gains thumbs up. What's below now back to mine. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos
Anything is possible on YouTube. Im on a PC
TheKFChicken 5 months ago in playlist TheKFChicken's Favorited Videos
@TheKFChicken How's that thumbs up coming?
lemindrip 5 months ago
@TheKFChicken
you shouldnt repost it in the same video
meesasquall 5 months ago in playlist meesasquall's Favorited Videos
@meesasquall its not the same
TheKFChicken 5 months ago
LMAOOOOOOO!!!
darraghmcb 5 months ago
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Old Prize Commercial
seva809 5 months ago
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seva809 5 months ago
When was shephard in the shower?
TheProtoChimp 5 months ago
@TheProtoChimp Garrus' romance sub-plot.
MrSalvation666 5 months ago
Good stuff!!
GTGTC 5 months ago
Friggin' awesome man!
sparkius30 6 months ago
With that guy, we could just win the war against the Reapers. He can change one thing, to another!
SeffyRoth 6 months ago
I will never think of Jacob the same again
peppyhare1990 6 months ago 43
The risk that Old Spice will smell like Axe, but the priiize
ngilford1 6 months ago
EPIC WIN
Timstuff 6 months ago
i would appreciate Jacob much more if he sounded like this.
ginnoveffect 6 months ago 5
i should have known that the new normandy wasn't a spaceship....it was a boat/horse.....
AgentPunisher 6 months ago
LOL, hilarious
Gwenlaen 6 months ago
isiah mustafa needs to voice all black ppl in the mass effect games lol
pariahus 6 months ago 2
@pariahus all black people ever*
ngilford1 6 months ago
xD
IcePickSnowmanzzzz 6 months ago
Femshep: "Hell Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some Oldspice on there and no one will even notice"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
Femshep: "Talk to you later Garrus"
Garrus: "I'm here if you need me."
Later..
Femshep: "Jacob.. I've tried everything, but Garrus just smells like a lady. I want you instead."
Jacob: "Dumping your man for the man your man could smell like? Heavy risk.. But the priiiiize."
irvinejt93 6 months ago 242
@irvinejt93
MEMETASTIC :D!
kirbyza 6 months ago
@irvinejt93 lol you for got the part where Jacob puts on his sunglasses and then...
YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
12345678900emiry 4 months ago
@962acgqz68 Yes, anything is possible, ESPECIALLY WHEN I COPY AND PASTES YOURS!!!! *evil laugh*
thank you for this wonderful comment
FenraAvalon 6 months ago
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite commercial in the whole mother fucking galaxy .
xoxoEmilyLoverxoxo 6 months ago 14
@962acgqz68 *Windows login jingle*
50033836 6 months ago
Look at your man now look at m- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
MrDasaint08 6 months ago 4
but the priiiiize... XD
sashipopxox 6 months ago
Turning tickets into diamonds? Heavy risk. But I'm on a horssse...
Flynja7 6 months ago 4
im on a horse
PlaystationThree60 6 months ago
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He killed a man for that diamond
haustyl12 6 months ago
LOL
Xj4277 6 months ago
Garrus:The man tyour man could calibrate like.
cyclopsdias 6 months ago 11
Heavy risk, but the spiiice
Edenhyde246 6 months ago 11
Oooww...I laughed so hard I snorted and hurt myself :(
BloodMoonEclipse 7 months ago 10
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That was so. Damn. Awesome.
ST6is1337 7 months ago
I'm commander Shepherd, and this is my favourite anti-perspirant in the galaxy.
ash356 7 months ago 29
DJ Taylor:P
hattrickster33 7 months ago
EPIC WIN!!
taitai907 7 months ago
Never smell like intergalactic extinction again.
AxisOrtiz 7 months ago
(facing Garrus)
Hello commander,look at your woman.Now back to me.Sadly, she isn't me, but if you stop using women's omnitool and switched to Old Spice you could calibrate like me.Back up,where are we?We're on a Normandy going to kill Reapers.What's in your hand?An M8 Avenger with two tickets to the Asari show.Look again-the tickets are now REAPERS.Anything is possible when you are a crazy turian.I'm in a middle of calibrations
Serpentar9000 7 months ago 18
Well if my man HAD to smell like a lady I don't think I'd mind that lady being femshep :-D
Uruya6 7 months ago 2
Just let him know when you to smell like the good stuff.
Zengasm7 7 months ago
AHAHAHAHAH!!
i laughed like an idiot for 10 minutes, i swear
F92D1 7 months ago
damn that's one beautiful femshep you got there.... 0:26
TolHydra 7 months ago 2
guns, the new diamonds.
murdoc0niccals666 7 months ago
Jacob seriously does look alot like Isaiah Mustafa
xXJAKEZILLAXx 7 months ago
@xXJAKEZILLAXx HE IS ISAIAH MUSTAFA!!!
CenturysSamurai 7 months ago
12 people couldnt get.... the priiiiiiiiiiiiiize
natedoggcata 7 months ago
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natedoggcata 7 months ago
The tickets are now power cells! Lmao
cherrybomb907 7 months ago
Look at your man, now back to me,
Now back at your man now back to me,
Sadly, your man is not me.
But if he used Biotic Spice, he could lift robots like me.
Look down, back up.
Where are you? You're on the Normandy, with the man your woman dreams of killing things with.
What's in your hand? Back to me, I have it. It's a Prothean Data disk you've found somewhere.
Look again. The Disk is now Omni-gel!
Anything's possible when you use Biotic Spice and don't smell like a varren!
I'm in the Mako.
Fervus16 7 months ago 15
@Fervus16 LOL
xXLDeusXx 7 months ago
@Fervus16 funny, because Kaidan is much more powerful biotic than Jacob :D:D
hawkins347 7 months ago 2
I should have known this was going to be done sooner or later.......thankfully this was quite well done and clever so I'm not depressed at all.
Well done sir *Tips hat to you*
sirAthrus 7 months ago
Pure Win! xD
neferiusnexus 7 months ago
I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite body wash on the citadel!
Toogorax 7 months ago 5
Oh, god, best top comments ever. I literally fell out of my chair laughing.
Hotpinkrandomness 7 months ago
Well, I prefer my man (especially if it's Kaidan :D), thank you :D
hawkins347 7 months ago 4
Lmao! .. So funny! XD
SnuggleEquine 7 months ago
The shower clip, how did u access it?
MrReaper2030 7 months ago
@MrReaper2030 it's part of the garrus romance scene.
Hotpinkrandomness 7 months ago
Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spi-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
thetruemagicalnegro 7 months ago
The Bees Are Now Dissolving! Anything is possible when you use anti-bee soap and not your soap. i'm on a Normandy.
wayengarcia 7 months ago
Hello Ladies. Look at Thane. Back to me. Now back to Thane. NOW BACK TO ME. Sadly, Thane isn't me. but if he stopped using Drell-scented body washed and switched to Old spice, he could smell like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a cruiser. With the man your Drell could smell like. What's in you hand? I have it. IT's 2 thermal clips for that gun you love. Look again. The clips are now IFFs! Anything is possible when your Drell smells like a Jacob and not a Thane. I'm on an Elcor.
RedDracolich 8 months ago 2
@RedDracolich shat up.
TaePoDongIII 8 months ago
waaay better than the original
Zandonus 8 months ago
Look again! The tickets are now M-6 Carnifex Hand Cannons!
Huebination 8 months ago
That was awesome.
iAsian92 8 months ago
Not Old Spice, more like.... SPACE SPICE! ;D
MasterChief10137 8 months ago
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Body wash on the Citadel.
coleman382 8 months ago 12
Deodorant..... in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
T0XiiCKiTTEN 8 months ago
Well done! Well done!!
ecpeter 8 months ago
Now back to him, now back to me...and now to Joker *rrrrrr*
Jokenx3 8 months ago
What does Garrus use i wonder?
TurianSpectre22 8 months ago
So the Normandy was made out of horses........ Who knew?
GhostEye187 8 months ago
Jacob Taylor directed this personally
xShinobiDisasterx 8 months ago 12
My name is store and this is my favourite citadel on the shepard.....
Crazyheadlessguitar 8 months ago
@Crazyheadlessguitar TIME PARADOX
Mrpwnage2244 8 months ago
I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favorite commercial on the Citadel.
DenGreatshot 8 months ago 6