Tobias Funke - Best Douche Chill Moment Ever

[cwmbear]

From some of the comments here directed by fans to non-fans, AD clearly has a large juvenile following.

[Whatwon1]

Not without my daughter

[zragz81]

If my girlfriend didn't like Arrested Development, I'd have to break up with her...and no, I don't think that's harsh at all.

[johnbonhamsinger]

Let Lily lick Lionel's lusty leathers.

[ischju]

what episode is this?

[merherherful]

Douche chill. Lol, my new line for awkward moments :)

[nebhuskers923]

Wow michael cera actually looks kinda chubby here

[sbjazz22]

Hey dad, they're out of sanitary napkins in the ladies washroom!!! *~*

[AubsM55]

How do you upload clips of a TV/movie to Youtube like this?!

[simpsonsrock1818]

tobius and lindsey trying to have sex.

T: I'm sorry honey, I just can't do it. I'm trying to do this for you.

L: Awww, you're always thinking about others.

T: Yeah I tried that too but it didn't work.

:)

[dushku1]

And secondably, I know you're the big 'marriage expert'... OH... I'm sorry... I forgot! Your wife is dead!

[sleeming88]

Even though George Michael is standing there HOLDING A WOMAN'S PURSE, he's still not the most effeminate guy in the room thanks to Tobias.

[thanksforthemessdick]

analrapist

[mannamo3214]

i wish my friends liked this show

[Checkersandbows]

LOL! i need to buy all of the seasons!! o.O

[JPH1138]

@Ruvanaha Ha ha ha... whadda story, Mark

[PianoProdigy88]

Love how 5 seconds after they announced the new season/movie every single A.D. video already had a comment about it

[downhomesunset]

A NEW SEASON!!!!!

[QuiksilveRXx24]

I think douche chill is the best phrase from this show

[nogoodbastid]

@QuiksilveRXx24 the phrase "douche chill" is originally from the howard stern show.

[NaYarB04]

Only two douche chill moments on the entire series COME ON!

[NaYarB04]

Im so close to watching the entire series agian

[sammyh1982]

I love how Tobias is a medical doctor turned stay at home "mom," walking around in his bathrobe using urban slang like "douche chill." The way he says it all gleefully gets me every time.

[somaliangangsterpuff]

i just blue myself

[DBcommunity]

This is my ringtone!

[Crucifixiation]

THE MOVIE IS HAPPENING

[MsGreenmermaid]

@Crucifixiation Really??????!!!!!!!!

[Crucifixiation]

@MsGreenmermaid Well the script is finished, I think they just have to get a production company onboard.

[eltotoX]

I get why it got cancelled though. The story arches are long and complicated --well, at least more so than most shows-- and the jokes are mostly in-jokes. It's not a series that you can watch one episode halfway through the second season and get every joke, like these cheap shows, "The Big Bang Theory" or that one with the fat couple. It just wasn't getting viewers hooked because I guess most people didn't understand it. It's so well produced it deserves to be watched from end to end.

[IndependentVoter71]

@eltotoX I watched all 53 episodes in order this summer on Netflix/Wii. I'm pissed that I didn't watch this show while it was on the air. I put it in my top 10 series of all time, any genre.

[DBcommunity]

this is my new ringtone

[wildkittyv1]

Ummmm... I don't get it? What's douche chill mean?

[ugotztabeekrazee]

@wildkittyv1

...its tobias, it mostl likely means nothing.

[distortedentropy]

@wildkittyv1 It is an exclamation of an embarrassing moment.

[VITRUVIANMANNOLA]

Anyone have the clip of uncle jack when he says "to the nuts... No not those nuts!"

[MsCrunchyTuna]

even if that means me taking a chubby, i will suck it up

[davey9000]

"oh come on, don't leave your uncle t-bag hangin"

[OwlCityisAmazing18]

@davey9000 Please don't call your self that... XD

[divreg]

press 7 repeatedly 

[lusonec]

Oh Tobias! You blowhard!

[FemJesse]

BEES?

[Rawr5649]

@FemJesse what season is that from? I love that scene.

[cpfcrulek]

@Rawr5649 season 3



[SpiritedAway6]

BEES.

[montizzle13]

@SpiritedAway6 BEADS??

[lbetweenthebars]

@montizzle13 Gob's not on board.

[dander337]

my roommate's girlfriend came over during our arrested marathon. she didn't laugh once and said she doesn't get this show. i told him she can't come over anymore.

[lisvon]

@dander337 you should have poisoned her muffin 

[ThePantyDroper]

@lisvon I'd say put it in her brownie

[TheAndrewj96]

@dander337 You told HIM she can't come over anymore? WTF?

[Ruvanaha]

@dander337 My wife of twenty years saw me watching arrested development and said she doesn't like this show so i killed her and dumped her body in the river.

[bryanr1]

@Ruvanaha lame and unfunny comment.

[stupidretard10]

@dander337 kill her i'll help you get rid of the body :D

[Avarcirith]

@dander337 I stopped seeing a guy I was dating for the same reason. I'm sorry but in my opinion anyone who doesn't get this show is either too unintelligent to get it or they simply have poor taste.

[MrticTac921]

@Avarcirith I think it is both, you got to remember they cancelled this cause FOX wanted a better time slot for family guy. I cant stand Family Guy- a ripoff of the simpsons, but my ex loves that show. While i loved this show, and she...well there's a reason why we split.

[itscat92]

@MrticTac921 You did the right thing. I dont think I could be with someone who doesnt love this show.

[ninjajesus81]

@dander337 I'm with her, I have never laughed at anything on this show. Maybe it's just a type of humor that some people just won't think is funny.

And honestly, I don't even understand what's supposed to be funny about this video.

[IlViciouslI]

@ninjajesus81

Well I guess it's a good thing they have Invader Zim on dvd for morons like you.

[ninjajesus81]

@IlViciouslI It doesn't take much to be a moron, does it? All someone has to do is dislike a television show someone else likes. Teach me to be more like you. Teach me to laugh at this show, so I will no longer be a moron. Currently, I don't know how to laugh at this show, that means I'm a moron.

[iainskinner]

@ninjajesus81 in the same way that people who are poor can laugh at Roseanne, or people in their 20s can laugh at HIMYM, or nerds laugh at Big Bang Theory; more affluent people get Arrested Development because we can relate. I know someone like every single character on Arrested Development. I'm a Buster myself.

[ninjajesus81]

@iainskinner Well, I've never had much money, so that could be the reason I don't really find it funny. But I know quite a few people who have less money than me who do find it funny.

There's more to comedy than just relating to the characters. And it's not that I like lowbrow humor; because I don't.

[DevalII]

0:07 you're welcome america

[Osama213]

Can't stop pressing 7

[mailman01562]

"would anyone care for a banger in the mouth?......"

[corwinorr]

I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks... So to speak.

[obsolete92]

Boy, this Funke is all anybody's ever talkin' about!

[drivethrusatori]

This is one of the only prematurely cancelled shows that I know of where most of the cast gets a decent amount of roles. You failed, FOX.

[pirskwayrd]

"I got blown, so I can't sleep."

[gunnarisme]

"I need something that says "dad likes leather.""

"Leather daddy?"

[snackwells]

Oh Tobais! You blowhard!

[NotTooWellKnown]

What season was this?

[Randalmonkey9]

@NotTooWellKnown season 1 ep 21

[JDfanforever]

"Guess you're the big marriage expert huh? Oh that's right your wife is dead!"

[MrticTac921]

@JDfanforever Tobias is the reason why I say secondably.

[arouska]

"I'm afraid I just blue myself"

[cerysiscomfortablex]

@arouska There's got to be a better way to say that.

[sak3d]

How come I never see this guy in other series?

[marcsman229]

@sak3d The guy should be the new manager of Dunder Mufflers

[heypossiblenephew]

Tobias - "You Sir, are a mouthful."

Narrator - "As Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw..."

[NewYorkerForGood]

@heypossiblenephew Just watched that episode today. :)

[Matt103]

"Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up."

[OhSomethinClever]

analrapist! XD

[faltat2]

"tobias...you blow hard"

[faltat2]

what episode is this from?

[sektr7g]

I think it's the second to last one in season one, where everyone takes their daughter to work.

[cortcort123]

@faltat2 not without my daughter

[computerzombie46]

I guess i just blue myself

[grommitdd15]

I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.

[tetrisclock]

...so to speak.

[NortonPalamine]

"Come on, don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging."

[WickedRai]

I was the world's very first AnalRapist.. It did not look good on paper...

[MrsBloodsucker]

Dr. Tobias Funke: Analrapist.

[MrMackeyMmmkay]

My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke. I was chief resident of psychiatry at Mass. General for two years, and I did my fellowship in psycholinguistics at MIT. And this is, I'm a Bad, Bad Man from Annie Get Your Gun.

[MrDeckard1986]

"I can taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth"

[elfinstarro]

hey...where the fuck are my hard boiled eggs?!

[cue sad charlie brown walk]

[kombajndosalatek]

From the desk of (scratch that) dr Tobias Funke

off to work,

T.

(Tobias)

[manhattanlane]

isn't it ... "douchetill" ?

[flame1on1hulk1smash]

what a blowhard

[ZakTheRipper18]

@flame1on1hulk1smash no, it's "Tobias, you blowhard!"

[formenso682]

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands"

Tobias Funke

[DeanBacon1]

I heard he's a pretty good analrapist.

[zyvox367]

@DeanBacon1 he's very good

[ontariobuds]

@DeanBacon1 the 1st

[Cdubzhappy]

@DeanBacon1 the worlds first

[iamchaossthought]

@DeanBacon1 Damn, I've never seen so many likes!

[purpleyum95]

@iamchaossthought srsly...ive seen over 9000 likes on a comment b4

[theanswer01]

@purpleyum95 douche baaaaag!

[purpleyum95]

@theanswer01 ...:l i was serious....and actually ive seen over 44,000 likes on a comment before.

[CoolerKing37]

Michael Cera used to be kinda fat...

[throwfox66]

@CoolerKing37 maybe it's his baby fat, haha

[The4thGuy]

@CoolerKing37 Or maybe the clip was kinda stretched...

[canninghaggard]

LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!!!

[Medication102]

Her?

[AlvinSpitoon]

"I am the first Analrapist in the entire OC"

"Dont call it that"

[simplystatic]

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US.

[vikas713]

don't leave your uncle t-bag hanging.

[BlocParty1888]

Come on!

[glitzy101]

good ol' Uncle T-bag

[AlvinSpitoon]

@glitzy101 Dont call yourself that

[insider405]

The Howard Stern Show has been using Douche Chill way before A.D. ever did. All of Arrested's writers love Howard - Will Arrnet was just on the radio show this week - cool dude.

[Zalman1337]

@insider405 hoo hoo I invented everything

[nogoodbastid]

@Zalman1337 doesn't it suck that opie and anthony got "douche chill" from howard stern but won't just admit it? ant listened everyday back when they first started saying it on stern in the late 80's.

[frickfrock999]

"I think I just blue myself"

[justincredible418]

that robe effectively hides his thunder

[shanelambert35]

it's "Goooose chiiiillllll!"

what is a douche chill anyway?

[sattfield]

@shanelambert35 It's douche chill. As in, how you're frozen after having an ice-cold douche.

[ghaliboy]

@shanelambert35 LOL WTF GOOSE CHILL!? hahaha you spastic... when someone makes a douche out of yourself and you cringe... its called a douche chill.. you get this cringe chill up your spine after someone makes a douche of themselves.

[jonasgirl555]

hahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhha­hahaahhahhahahahahhahahaha

[mickado15]

I literally shot snot out of my nose when i saw this.

[curojalo]

"let me take off my assistants skirt and put on my barbara streisand ass masking pants suit"

[dhannyboy86]

this show should have been on FX or HBO

[XDarkF3arX]

"Who would like a banger in the mouth?!"- Tobias Funke/Analrapist

[MjoelH]

There's 6 individuals who were cleaning their pussies with douches.

[InsightVidya]

well excuuuuuuse me......excuse me.

[CanOfMinus]

Tobias: "No..no... it's pronounced a-nal-rap-ist."

Buster: "Ohhhh."

[JeremyJT]

"we'll pack your sweet pink mouth with so much iced cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!'

[nickypeeps]

i'm still a little bummed that i'm one of the many who's at fault for this show being cancelled. when it was on the air, i couldn't be bothered. then someone bought me the DVDs and i watched the entire series in like two days. i probably fit into every category of the show's target demographic and Fox didn't do anything to make me want to watch the show at all

[Bauer753]

@nickypeeps i know, marketing sucked ASS, i found the show on hulu and watched all of em in like 3 days, my favorite show ever! but the movie is finally going to be made, if that does well, maybe show will get picked up again

[Janetvdl]

@nickypeeps I know what you mean. I saw the show in reruns on a different channel well after it was cancelled. I actually remember seeing promos for this show when it was on-air, and I was like, "Wow, that looks stupid". It's the exact opposite. So many great shows are cancelled and crap shows like two and a half men are still on air

[ownagepie24]

@Janetvdl Weeeeellll. Two and a Half Men is now cancelled. Let's hope this means that AD will come back.

[TheMegumi1]

@Janetvdl If more people like you watched it when it first aired, it would not be cancelled.

[Loopisduner1234]

@Janetvdl I heard it was because there weren't enough viewers but critics loved it.

[CoolJohnDog]

I wish "Douche chill" was a more commonly used expression. I tried using it in an expression and it was a disaster.

[glvfan]

@CoolJohnDog lol at least you kept the Arrested dream alive

[ghaliboy]

@CoolJohnDog douche chill......

[soadratmetc]

Tobias Funke, analrapist

[wwaarrddy]

"If it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up!"

[yeshmayn]

they showed this episode on my air plane ride, was tripn n they let them cus, good shit

[frankied00m]

douche chill!

[JsKillerT]

"no lindsay, i'm not gay, how many times do we have to have this convers..."

"but, yeah, you probably are homosexual"

[Jx292]

"Or it could be your colon. i'd wanna get in there and find some answers"

[hahahazard]

"Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!"

[GreenMan1223]

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."

[Tommie809]

"I think it may be what we in the soft sciences refer to as, obsessive compulsive disorder, or the OC disorder."

[noodlefabulous]

@Tommie809 "don't say that."

[heymamawolf]

Well exCUUUUUUUUSE ME! ...Excuse me.

[patio87]

AHAH George Michael such a loser.

[kynmo7i]

"i just blue myself"

[XdSK8RBOidX]

lol i finished the first season today. it was hilarious

[HotFuzzMel]

"Perhaps an attic shall I seek..."

[clink817s]

"Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. "I'm not going to cry about my Pa. I'm going to build an airport... Put my name on it." Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? "

[antman392]

"Oh Tobias, you blow-hard!"

[brandonplaysguitar16]

I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. So to speak!

[aznlalaland]

I wish I had someone who asks me, "Who'd like a banger in the mouth?". :[

[VivaKatamari]

"Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging!"

[antman392]

@VivaKatamari "...please don't say that."

[t1337Dude]

Lmao it took me a few minutes but I finally "got" the "and if it means taking a chubby..." line.

[simplystatic]

the worlds first, analrapist!

[peachydarl]

no no no, it's a-NAL-ra-pist!

[10eleventwelve]

@peachydarl "it's not the pronunciation that concerned me"

[pratt1212]

nevm i'm a retard.