Australian Beer Banned Commercial

[ballsofass]

This commercial wasnt baned, it was spamed on tv in 2001-2002 i remember this

[mikebh]

@mikebh ...and um, thanks to autocorrect, when I say "Neath", I mean "nearly". (grumble, grumble...)

[mikebh]

Just because an ad isn't shown in the US doesn't mean it's banned. Neath all the "Banned" stuff posted on YouTube is just from a country that doesn't child proof everything like we do in the US. Yup, some nations let grown ups watch whatever they want... Startling, ain't it? ;-)

[MADMANx511]

This ad wasn't banned... Seen it many times... WTF

[hauk2009]

whats the name of the song???? at the end

[909everytime]

good add but Tooheys is spewy.

[willmorton1]

did she queef?

[MetalHeadJoel1994]

It was banned after a while of airing. I used to watch it and laugh all the time. But all Australian beer ads target the bogan (NOT redneck, redneck's American) male demographic. But I guess if anything, it would be banned for innuendo and some how being sexist against women.

[ausFTWin]

this isnt band it was on tv i remember it

[ferret12]

Sex sells, but it doesn't sell Tooheys. Tastes vile.

[stingcos]

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE YOU THINK SHE IS OPENING IT WITH HER VAGINA!!!!! IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS

[piromaniac9999]

@stingcos Damm:i don't care about the beer,i want that chick.

[Jerram89]

Not banned at all. I remember watching this many times.

[cleansweper]

HAHAHAHA awesome ad love it :D

[20sy04sdc]

why did it got banned

[ROONTANG]

As many others have said, this wasn't banned. I clearly remember seeing it on TV many times.

[colindominy]

Yeah .. it's a bit blokey & redneck. But in no other way offensive nor rude. However on the redneck criteria alone, it warrants banning - in poor taste.

[deathroll20]

@colindominy but the funny thing is that ad was only shown in Australia (like how the US gets ad we (australia) don't)

[Krystal7002]

i saw that in o6!

[diazonia896]

his wasn't banned! i saw this when i went to sydney in '05!

[jg21300]

damn!!!!!!!!!! that showed them!!!!

[SLAWVEY123]

i'd like to use that opener

[themanclaw2]

Sponsored by games workshop and warhammer 40,000! WIN

[psychedashell]

This commercial ran for nearly a year, that's longer than most commercials ever run, especially beer advertising that normally changes monthly.

[UncleGweilo]

Ditto. Not banned! Someone's just trying to score views.

[vengence91]

wasnt banned



[Antifaith29]

Where was this banned? I remember watching it during the cricket and/or footy. certainly wasnt banned in qld australia.

[Gichi29]

hahahah that was funny :DD

[Dark1122339]

I couldn't understand why they banned this commercial when I was a kid but now I know the word "pussy" =)

[ThebanPhalanx]

wtf, a hot chick is mates with a group of guys? THIS IS a beer commerical for men....

[aceshot209]

Dam raqi's banning good commercials....

[ManingGi]

this advert was not banned

maby is iraq

not here

[andrewtregoning]

@ManingGi yeah, maby is iraq

[MadaOOS]

I dont know whether to be scared or turned on, if she can do that with her belly button imagine all the things she could with her downstairs......

[Nashtak]

I totally attempted to open a beer with my teeth once. Bad idea.

[ThebanPhalanx]

@Nashtak

did u chip ur teeth?

[Nashtak]

@ThebanPhalanx Like a boss

[SatansMullet]

LOL get it? she acted like she opened it with her pussy!!!

[TheGfxJG]

@SatansMullet What? You think we're all 5 year olds? Of course we get it -.-

[soupnaziruckus]

@SatansMullet I thought she used her arsehole.

[theheadhunter502]

Ofc its from australia!

[larrytimtams]

This ad was on TV frequently...Was never banned

[thekencliff]

i thought she just put the whole bottle to her V

[sp0ng]

This commercial is not banned at all, flagged for bullshit...

[airmaster123]

dude i could have sworn she used her pussy..... guess i was wrong

[lonelyboyzx]

omg my mind fuck up

i thought the girl use her v.... to open=o

[auzzipride2502]

That ad deffs wasnt banned

[SMG59]

oh i thought she was gonna open it with somthing els

[idgit2442]

I liked the Aussie girl. But then I'm in Texas, so my mind just works that way. Love to have her over here. We've got our own good beer.

[SkillGrip]

WHAT BROS DO!

[Cheeselol212]

Just looking at comments and at mostly every argument English people or Americans are metioned what is wrong with them lol !!

[Jocks0113]

what they should ban is fucking painkiller commercials... 

[SketchyAussie]

Yeah, this isn't banned. We have far more provocative commercials than this.

[lokocote53]

awesome i wish my girlfriend could do it like thatt

[mochopz]

I thought she opened it with her vagina.

[TheGrapestEvar]

@mochopz

REALLY!!!

[NinjaDragonflame900]

@mochopz dude thats the point...

[RussianRed007]

@mochopz same! hahaha XD that wouldve been better

[MacDaddy635]

Us Aussies r TUFF!

[AddJake]

thats not banned here

[shmuli9]

This was shown in the US and Canada, too. Americans drink weak pissy tasting beer, Canadians drink strong pissy-tasting beer, Britons drink strong beery tasting piss, and Australians drink anything that has alcohol in it...

[astroisthebest]

@shmuli9  so true about us aussie's we drink anything esp op (other peoples)

[mcobcroft]

that is so true mate

[joe12544]

keep it secret. its funner

[killface93]

its mostly the beer commercials that are banned.. the FCC needs to get laid.

[musicforvickiix]

LOL totally got me

[mezaoski]

why are some of the beer bottles handled sideways when opened, dont have any beer pouring out?????????????

[Fallut3fan2010]

@mezaoski maybe its invisable and silent and dry alcohol

[SkairKro13]

Lol you got me, I thought she had the worlds strongest downstairs

[TheDiseaseDevil]

@GodHatesAustralia

u no, ive heard of that comment before, many people in canada think of australians that way

[dumfart21]

WTF WERE YOU THINKING?

[aglewi41]

god damn it thats hardcore

[Aussiegav71]

Banned in the US maybe. I seem to remember this ad being on for long time. Jaga1020 get your shit squared away dont be bagging our beer.

[Kogerii]

What a grip!

[2010pies]

remember it on tv, was never banned

[goga9586]

haha i remember this every time i see her do that i feel pains in certain areas ahhh yuck imagine to sharp

[TheHumanObservation]

This wasn't banned at all.

[hazza3]

Ha! I remember this. Maybe it was banned in the US? YOu know how americans are.

Remove any offending ads but play violent films during Barney Hour. Dont forget about "Playboy Hour" :D.

[Clownpwnage17]

i remember that one haha

[growlus]

Never was banned, it was released at the time of the 2003 Rugby world in Australia.

[obglobgablob]

Yeah I remember seeing this on TV years ago. Banned my arse.

[shaun1912]

lol funny add i also rmmber it

[harpooned]

yup i remember this..

[spartoob]

what's with the trademark shit at the start? games-workshop warhammer 40k? am i just imagining this?

[thecow777]

this isnt banned, it was on tv stacks last year

[TheAussieRulesTagger]

ahaha and this was banned why? i think its hilarious, they should put it back on tv

[Logicbeatslies]

It wasn't banned.

[Shoes742]

its Australia, everything gets banned there

[Logicbeatslies]

Not really, but it is starting to look that way.

The laws dictating what is allowable on TV are actually much more lax than most countries.

[jakisnot]

yeah all the mums complain

[Shoes742]

god DAMN them!!!

[scremanie]

LMAO!! I remember this!!!!

[Kurayumei]

I remember this ad! :D

[ScottDanielH]

0.0

[mhdickson]

love it! - but yeah pretty sure wasn't banned - was on for ages.

(I think it was probably named that as it makes it easier to find on here though)

[kiwi539]

lol Aussie Rugby play always lose to All Blacks X-D

[animalstastegreat]

yeah, and the kiwis always lose the cricket, whats your point?

[kiwi539]

yeah

it funny..Aussie always beat kiwi on cricket and kiwi always beat Aussie on rugby lol..

ps..Aussie 5x biggest than NZ hmmmmm

[animalstastegreat]

yeah mate, i know the size difference. you'll never meet an aussie (unless they are deliberately taking the piss) that thinks the all blacks aren't the best rugby team. we know they are. still think its kinda weird that they line dance before they play though.

[aussiepridesoldier]

c'mon bro cut that shit out were both sister countries

[xXObeliskXx]

Haha, Being Australian I take offence to that, what you said In that whole waste of 5 minute paragraph made absolutely no sense. Oh and by the way Rusia is spelled Russia. Indian bashing.. What the hell are you even going on about? Seriously learn who and what Australians are before you even attempt to bag us and our country!

[jessi1971]

haha thats funny!

[cycoturkey101]

this wasnt banned was it?

ive seen it heaps of times

[garooshnar]

I've seen this heaps of times as well, it was never banned

[undeterminederror]

sublime...inal

[joycie1bannercheck]

haha the marketing team on this was genius

[frozenflame456]

go auzzie ads we rock

[aldwynsdaughter]

dang! someone's copied my party trick!

[subasurf]

WTF, this ad was never banned.

[juanos74]

Another victory over the kiwis !!!

[Logicbeatslies]

.. except they were brutally bean up in the car park afterward

[juanos74]

Yeah we all know kiwis beat up girls !!!!!

[Logicbeatslies]

Not really prepared to go along with that

[juanos74]

Why would you post your last comment if your an Aussie ??

[Logicbeatslies]

I can imagine them beating the guys up, but I don't see why Kiwis are rapists - sheep shaggers maybe, but rapists?

Talk like that is going to limit the action I get from the ladies next time I am in NZ

[kiwi539]

juanos74

hey bogan

Tri nation

Aussie rugby play never victory over kiwi for 8 fucking YEAR >.>

[sailordoc2007]

Haha...good one

what's the matter with 'Mr Monopoly'?

[PlavOciZena]

crap

[mickgolubovic]

Maybe if we all chip in 20 cents we can get this Monoply guy a cheap prosty for the night... Sounds like he needs a root.

[bellimbopinni]

Funny how you quickly closed your account you coward.

[Logicbeatslies]

Too many people realised that he isn't English.

[bellimbopinni]

And why do you say that?

[Logicbeatslies]

He trolls around on the pro-whaling threads and pretends he is English so that people might think English also think Australians are racist, when the whole racism thing is pro-whaling Japanese propaganda - they are using that lie as an excuse to be extremely racist.

He is one of 1000's of Japanese nationalists to play that game.

[generiKGaming]

This wasn't banned at all.

[mrMonoply2009]

Yeah it was BANNED!....Actually this sint the full version as 5 seconds after they stopped filming the kiwi men and ozzie men ripped each others clothes off and started to bugger each other!..Thats male ozzies for!..Half a pint and they shag anyone male or female......

[BlessureK]

ahhhh yeah no sorry mate. ive been to england and i'd have to say. there are alot more hot women in australia and new zealand than in england

[mrMonoply2009]

Yeah you can say theres hotter woman in oz,but you count guys in drag as women so thats an unfair advantage!..Most ozzie men like there drag men/women or whatever you call them to normal straight girls so thats why theres so many fags in oz!...Same sex breeding!..Its the ozzie way!..The countrys motto is IF YOUR GAY YOU STAY IF YOUR STRAIGHT YOU AIN'T!

[BlessureK]

i feel sorry for you, you obviously havnt had a very good education. if you did, you would know that you cannot breed humans from members of the same sex. however, from your comments, you clearly havn't. so ummm yeah, good luck with your life. you clearly show no knowledge of anything even the tiniest bit important or relevant to a conversation. but still, i've seen people probably worse than you get by in life, no matter how gritty they do it. Have fun and try not to sound like such a dickhead

[cokefanatics678]

@BlessureK Hey look I don't really want to get into this little fight TOO much, but I have to say... lighten up asshole. Dude, every retard in the world knows that you cant have kids with 2 guys or 2 girls. He was just kidding... seriously man.

[generiKGaming]

No. It wasn't banned.

But what would I know, I was only working for the marketing company at the time...

Monoply you dumb geezer, don't hate us cause you sent your convicts to a country, and we now hummiliate you in EVERY sport.

Kthxbai

[mrMonoply2009]

Yeah this was banned as they found out the ozzie girl was actually a MAN!....yes,a MAN!?....well there are alot of ugly women in oz so i can see why this advert was banned

[joshy959]

how is this offensive? Just two gangs trying to find the best ways of opening beers.

[joshy959]

im so with you there. especcialy the the sheep shagging. LOL

[rh384]

This wasn't band in australia, i've seen it dozens of times.

[VaitalCool]

Pronoun of racial discrimination.

Old times. Nazis.

Now. Immigrant of Caucasian who is shouting "Pride of Australia."

So cheap

[perskarva123]

Hahaha! that was good!

[ripegoose07]

this wasn't banned from the start at least. Maybe after a while but I remember it was on tv

[Diamondtv]

ha ah if anything this is funny i thought she popped tht bottle down under, tht is, her vajayjay ^^

[daredude911]

how in the fuck was this racist?

[Logicbeatslies]

Some people think that the existence of white people in Asia is evidence of racism. They project their own faults onto others.

[joshy959]

wait. what? AND FUCK OFF LOGIC! WE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID CRAP!

[Logicbeatslies]

Fuck you too. The comment I responded too was removed.

[ClaireJenkins44]

this was banned?

this is an awesome ad.

i love beer commercials.

[bermudarailway]

Can't see why this was banned.

[BALLA13Z]

wel wen she puts it below the table we are suposed to think she is using sumthing else to open it

[CalBro]

And they were all horribly bashed in the car park afterwards.

[disingenuous01]

lol, sounds about right

[shifty408]

i can open a bottle in my belly button too lol

[GmamiUnica08]

lmfao!!! nice

[emvi6]

this wasnt banned! i saw this add at least 10 times a day! lol

[disingenuous01]

Good that, coz I keep wondering how this girl gets the bottle cap from her pussy to her belly button.

[VaitalCool]

>Racism is not funny

LOL

Yey Austracist Beer

Austracism propaganda CM XD

[disingenuous01]

The fact if you offered her a drink, she would say no isn't racist.

It is because she can tell you are woman basher.

You had better not walk into a bar like that.

It is not your race they will hate, but your pathetic snivelling ways.

[VaitalCool]

Citizenship acquisition test of Australia.

Ｑ;　Who is a famous cricketer?

Actual system. CLAZY lol

[disingenuous01]

Why do you give yourself +1 for such crap comments?

Australia IS crazy - we know that.

Go Roy GO -You are thE man!

[VaitalCool]

lol noisy

Pommy 's pet

[Logicbeatslies]

She is beautiful isn't she!

[VaitalCool]

butter dog of crossbreed said. you racist! haha

[Logicbeatslies]

Racism is not funny

[ForSPARTAAAAAAA]

Oh!!! Extreme cruely on dudes, but they are tough they can handle this much, I don't see a reason why this commercial should be banned.

[disingenuous01]

reposted - but now he gave himself 10 points

"What is with you Japs, giving +5 to a dopey racist comment. They are not Poms. Some of them don't even look European.

Australia is a multicultural society and there are 1000's of different kinds of people and one of them is aboriginals.

(not that Japs care for aboriginals, VitalCool just hates white people)

Not very cool at all...

Strange that you had the time to +8, 2 x racist anti-Australian comments.

I guess you must be desperate!"

[disingenuous01]

Look the Japanese have come and bombarded a perfectly decent vlog with lots of positive comments.

Was it because the woman is such and attractive BLONDE lass?

What an obsessive prick, giving himself +10 for anti-white racists rants.

[VaitalCool]

The aborigine hopes is not multicultural society.

[Logicbeatslies]

So you are the spokesperson for aboriginals now.

Ever met one?

no

Know anything about Australia?

no

Talking through your arse because your jealousy has given rise to racist rants on You Tube?

YES

[VaitalCool]

And

The aborigine hopes is not pommy society.

[VaitalCool]

And

The aborigine hopes is not idiot country that continues colonialism.

[Logicbeatslies]

You are only here because i am.

Obsessed much...

[ForSPARTAAAAAAA]

hehe he must have followed you here from your favorites, Like I did...

[Logicbeatslies]

Of course he did, and seeing a chick he wouldn't have the courage to even talk to, made him go crazy.

His perfect woman is trained submissive 14 y/old, like what you see on most the sexy Japanese You Tube videos.

[ForSPARTAAAAAAA]

did you see his channel, it made my day:

"I'm not Racist.

I hate Aussie and NZ's pommy."

Haha I even can't figure out what that may/can mean. Anyway so much mental disorder all around the world, thanks to the internet people can steam out on the web in a harmless way. Think what he could do with that much hate if there weren't any internet lol.

[Logicbeatslies]

That channel has Ilovesheltie written all over it

[VaitalCool]

TV commercial that fool sees.

Brack team is all 4 Pommy

Yellow team is all 3 Pommy and Bitch

There is no aborigine.

WHY?

Conclusion　"Austracist Beer"