Hey! The Zooey Deschanel Show - The Internet - Episode 6

[AtomicallyTrippy]

What is this?

[whatrosiegirl]

it's pronounced like Zoe btw :)

[xephyr88]

@whatrosiegirl She mispronounces her name on purpose all the time, first and last

[myass225]

i'd smang it.

[scrabers13]

You just need like a really big bow on top of your head.

[celindaestrella]

dude your voice is so similar to hers.

[Jofussss]

NICE VIDEO. FAGGOT - ZOOEY D.

[thehalfhoodies]

holy snap. perfect impression.

[JonnyRocketfingers7]

doo-Op. lol

[mikrokouneligoutsou]

omg! this girl is kinda scary :((

[ChocoboMuffins]

Where do you get all of your very Zooey-ish clothes? I mean, we can't all get rich off of cutesy songs we sing with our mediocre voices and acting in independent films. And her clothes look expensive…

Anyhoo, these are just amazing. This is seriously the best thing on Youtube.

[MultiMagoni]

блядь! как я сюда попал О_о

[xinmaster1]

¨what the fuck he talking about..!!??



[YanaRain13]

ты тп!

[misoskate]

cute chick

[Gonzivillar]

te hago un hijo! jajaja

[D4rQW4v3]

macfag

[morzdgreat]

Zoo

[poodlebees]

Idiots. Watch the video to the right first: NEW GIRL -10 things you don't know about Zooey, and then come back. Spot on impersonation.

[ElisaAndSerena]

you look retarded

[TheGL11]

1:32 LOL

[MIETITOREdANIME]

Questa è bona.

[Kupynder]

Who the fuck are you? And how am I get there?

[NonaRyde2012]

I'm such a fan of your impressions. Please, please, pretty please...have you considered doing Gwyneth Paltrow? You'd be so great!

[Velocilover]

Kim Jung Eel is dead. He is perhaps more accessible now he's limp and unanimated.

[lilacmoonsister]

this is dumb im bor ed

[gyorgyszemok]

you do drugs or stuff? add?

[ceewwb]

This looks like the serie 'NEW GIRL'!

[melasp]

Basically, you're a dick.

[dudemanguyperson76]

HAHAHA 1:26

[Clisare]

Fantastic impersonation of her!

[ThisNicT]

this is so dumb nothing like zooey

[syncta4]

Wow you people are idiots @baconman, NO DUR SHE'S NOT ZOOEY! It's called an impression. And yes, Kim Jong is dead, but this video was made in June, so stop hating you idiots. Grow up.

[kyorgadorgen]

if you got rid of the lisp youd sound like her.

[melodycool2]

you should try to do a emily deschanel impersonation

[baconman5555]

Fuck u bitch you not Zooey Deschanel your a fucked up bitch that can't be as good or as pretty so go to fucking hell bitch

[MrKlaudusia1998]

Cholipka zła część YT !

[CSaca17]

What the hell is wrong with this bitch!!

[rollercoasterdude19]

You're gorgeous.

[davewub]

wow this is odd kim died :/

[ali14chahrour]

KIM JONG IS DED

[ali14chahrour]

OH MY GOD, I THINK I AM IN LOVE.

[nmtrooper]

Kim Jong Il is dead now :(

[MrMrCARE]

Where is the peanut butter?

[Shiningforceking]

its lame to use another name's for its own profit

[poliser0]

Shes deffinatly Hot

[libatobbi99]

really lame...

[Jastice4ever]

Is this the girl in the bathroom?

[joper34]

@Jastice4ever yes yes she is

[frankieutd]

soooooooooo, how's you hair now

achieved to wash off the food?

[Kyuubi58GAMER]

i love you

[mislam13]

Can I kiss you?

[forgottengiirl]

"I.love.to.tweet. TWEET. TWEET. I also love twitter"

[2009stalker]

also internet is good to watch porn, hook up with girls and traveling the world

[jusemoma]

is there gonna be another??? :D

[SagDec15]

wow! that is GREAT

[altosaxplayer88]

You might not be Zoey, but you are still incredibly beautiful.

[zanzanira]

eww

[anchayachaya]

it's jess not zooey deschanel... 

[ashenkudo]

NICE VIDEO, FAGGOT - <3 ALGER

[jasbasktcase]

Faggot, really? -____- still not funny

[hassmann2000]

Zoo-ey. lol

[LaSerpentaCanta]

Do you really speal with a lisp or that is just zoey?¡

[VietAzn31]

Her voice isn't really spot on. She's making it to nasal-y. lolol

[CheDodsferd]

Who the fuck gave you the ability to speak anyways.

[jusemoma]

amazing, I think I'm in love!!!

[GoodPieToGoGo]

That last clip made me LOL.......It made me LOL hard.....

[haylaah]

someone send this to her !! haha

[thenvie]

You do a really good impression of her xD

[vintagetoast14]

LOLOLOL!

[Nickster1122]

hahahahahahaha Kim Jong il

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

this is about as boring as the real zooey.

[balletfreak430]

that was actually a pretty good impression

[DiabloTheGreat]

You are slightly attractive yet ugly at the same time :/

[tonylongoria1]

I love this! You are hilarious!

[redfaction011]

sooo, there are three Katy Perrys??

[kitesandrobots]

lol this is so fake

[Echoparticle]

@kitesandrobots How is this fake?

[ThePervertedSanta]

Hahaha... she actually sounds like the chick that sings part of the song INTERNET IS FOR PORN - Avenue Q

[TheOn3LeftBehind]

Oh my gosh. You got the way she talks down perfectly! I like her, so I'm not dissing her or anything, but she totally talks like that with her lips. Idk how to explain it. xD

[mooshibots]

you look more like mary-kate olsen

[csarito]

fucking hilarious

[TheCherryBomber1]

i'm a fan of Zooey Deschanel, but I LOVE this series! so funny!

[dextrin69]

LAME!!!!!!!!!!

[dmng825]

HEY, HEY, YEA YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGOLA!

[Kavalistik]

This is soo Creepy and sexy...

[Spiritkid88]

Stupid as fuck!! Who ever made this has to put someone down in order to be liked?? Fuck this world!

[Haley2021]

your freaking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!

[p3rrypm]

I like the voice but unfortunately, I'm a fan of Zooey so this is lame.

[BBQPeanut]

@p3rrypm As a fan you lack humor? Too bad.

[lovestruckstudent]

how do i check my email with the internet??

[thekiyote]

How long have you been practicing that voice? xD

[SuperNoobTroll]

I heard she's doing music now just like Jennifer Love Hewitt

[Shoe3003]

'i also like Twitter!' haha

[etcreviews1]

Nice try, but no one will ever achieve the cuteness factor Zooey Deschanel has

[BrickSteiner]

This really captures Zooey's lithium-voiced mediocrity. Well done.

[HueroTheWhiteboy]

yeah chica you oughta do a chola chick

[gwen1fan]

I love her idea of GOOGLE before the internet <3 dammm i love this show!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jaellunar]

Amo a esta mujer

[elicopterz]

I just don't understand why you're making her act like a dumb-ass, valley girl when Zooey and her characters are intelligent and sarcastic (towards female stereotype and relationships). So, frankly this isn't a very good parody since all you are doing is playing the "stereotypical female". You should try poking fun at her actual personality traits rather than just looking the part.

[catokeeffe]

@elicopterz All ZOOEY does is play stereotypical magic pixie girlfriends. She's not even remotely sarcastic in any of the roles she plays.

[melodycool2]

@elicopterz It's just for fun people.... 

[LiloPelakai]

@elicopterz Um... the stereotypical female isnt an idiot like zooey. Zooey's characters are exactly like her and are never REMOTELY "intelligent and sarcastic". she's a frickin' robot. Noel is great but IMO Melissa captures's her idiotic zombie personality and voice better.

[mcsz52]

Why aren't more people watching these videos??

[TheConway86]

@mcsz52 because theses videos are super lame, and they have a life, or they are watching somone who doesnt look like a monkeys ass hole after he shit.

[LiloPelakai]

@TheConway86 Your mom.

A stupid comment deserves a slightly less stupid response =]

[angelageorgette]

YOU MAKE MY LIFE

[Maxid1]

@angelageorgette Are you serious?

[goldgungirlss]

googley <3

[BBQPeanut]

THIS WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY ROLE ON NEW GIRL - <3 ZOOEY D. D:

[smileyqueen162]

Oh my God, the dial up sound towards the end reminded me just how vexing surfing the web was before HIGH SPEED INTERNET!

[ltkenbo]

You don't really look like her but you do sound like her haha...

[blondbassist]

Can you lick my envelope seal?

[doctorcatsburger]

You just answered all the questions I ever had about the shitternet!

[dizzirt]

LOL I panicked a little bit when I heard the modem sound and thought, "wtf is my laptop doing?"

[macall777]

You get better all the time. I just love these parodies!

[ulven92]

Brilliant as allways. Make them come more often!

[TheMitchm23]

People need to chill, this girl is brilliant. I really don't think she is trying to make Zooey feel like shit. I don't think Zooey would really care either.

[NickFlicksWeekly]

Zooey deschanel is lovely though

[monkiboi14]

lol, the "I'm a mormon" video is featured next to this video

[sjl62]

Ouch. Very gratifying.

[ThatMilana]

I love you more than zooey hates you. 

[420billion]

this is a fucking waste of time.....you should have been a condom!

[aMyCrImSoN]

:)

[YerUncleKeith]

how dare you mock my queen

[LiloPelakai]

@YerUncleKeith how dare you have no taste.

[mionicman]

I like to tweet! *Tweet! Tweet!* I also like Twitter :)

Also, Treasure Trolls are uber spiffy!!

[jcbn07]

You are seriously talented.

[peasonearth64]

I request a sandwich from Ben foster

[LaLaLa3153]

I sometimes wonder if Bill Cosby is my father too!

Doo-wop!!!

[Frensis26]

"Do animals go to heaven?"

[BrennaG03]

"the Zooey DAY-shanel show." "the Zooey day-CHANEL show." "heyyy I'm ZOO-ey."

[omgsparkle]

You should do one where you pretend to faint for some reason. Zooey's eyes / yours are nice and big, it would be funny to see you go cross eyed and pull a slapstick faint for some reason (i'm not as creative as you)

[Sei1863]

mmmmPuppies.

You are perfection! I hope you're making money off being born so awesome.

[shootingstar022]

NICE VIDEO. FAGGOT - <3 ZOOEY D.

[LiloPelakai]

@shootingstar022 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S A GIRL. FAGGOT. </3 ZOOEY BUT <3 CAPS

[shootingstar022]

@LiloPelakai Awkward because my comment was referrencing this video? <3

[mariaperiwinkle]

@shootingstar022 omg saw this before watching the video. now i get it :p

[CraigTV]

I think this is my all time favorite! Keep 'em coming, Noel!

[cheesecake134]

DO ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN??!!!

You . Are. Flawless.

[wilddworld]

lmaooooo the voice is spot on!!

[Tayl0rama]

YAY

[Cophenalypse]

This gets more and more amazing with every episode. Thank you for being totally amazing. <3

[nataberrysmoothie]

you're hilarious xD

[critterspun]

gaaaayyyy - <3

[LiloPelakai]

@critterspun for herrrrrrr <3

[TheAngelieVaudeville]

"i want to comb his hair and rub his belly charm" LOL loves it :D

[wtfwendy101]

doo-oop!