Al Murray - Live at the Apollo, Shame and Hell Rant

[szqsk8]

Pixelate me!

[Aerochicklet]

5:25 and out; R.I.P Espen Sannerhaugen Rønneberg...

Died at age of seventeen... (The cute guy in the superman shirt)

<3

[gumusluk05]

ive just been pixelated !!!!

[RihannaBritney]

Shove em up your tiny wee shiteing jacksie!!

[TheDrWhoGuy]

6 people didnt laugh at hell

[UnitedKingdomify]

If I had a pound for every pixel in this video.... ahh forget it.

[PhilipPSV]

Haha, brilliant Dutch accent. Almost 95% percent of our country pronounces English that way (including me).

[KitsuneProject]

5:15 - 7:04 is the funniest moment, mate. XD

[ConversesFTW]

this video is fucked. >:(

[MegaFafnir]

And then!

AND THEEEEEEEEN!!!!!

[00die00991]

'where you from son?'

'endinburgh'

'ah, so you have a pretty good notion of hell' - lol

[TRCcaveman]

AL murry, you fucking legend!

[smitharchie1]

mark bush

[baldrbraa]

Prince Charles at 4:49

[aquameid]

i love the dutch hell <3

[MrJackAVFC]

Thumbs up if u turned off when Shappi came on

[pacmandem]

@MrJackAVFC Lol yeah my face dropped..

I've never heard her do any jokes that don't involve her being brown, a muslim, or a woman.

[MrJackAVFC]

@pacmandem True but then Al Murray does exhaust the whole 'british' idea.

[GhostAholics]

@MrJackAVFC -no, not really.

[KitsuneProject]

@pacmandem Whoopi Goldberg joked about being black and she's that colour herself, it's not racist to take the piss out of your own colour.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

The Scottish version of hell is exactly why I no longer go to church XD

[Xerador]

The dutch accent is pretty damn good :D

[Holto97]

BUUUUUURRRRRRNNN those kidneys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joshuaselig]

All hail AL MURRAY!!!

[livid41]

this is fin halarious!!! i was pisn mah self

[cutiecat150]

my old teacher is josh plank(:

[clozzer98]

That josh person is my teacher!! :D

[thelinkinparkfan504]

"Not you craig revel horward your not involved in this" [iminent=iO6ezlR59l2]

[Mgslsnake]

FUCKING LOL'D SO hard when he said BURN, BURN , BUUUUUUUUUUURN THOSE KIDNEYS. This Fucker Is Hilarious.

[RetroKeyboard]

The Dutch one is hilarious :')

[key0bb]

shame on who?

[STOPTHEEU]

@Kivuliwolf No. To be honest I use the old chip pan! I don't like deep fat fryers. I don't know why but I feel safer with a chip pan.....

Weird I know!

[STOPTHEEU]

@Kivuliwolf Surely the kidneys should be deep fat fried?

[mochops1]

Great how mutch funnier can he get lol

[HeyThatsMyBike]

Not sure how this guy gets any work if im honest, so unfunny.

[samlincoln]

@HeyThatsMyBike Are you for real?

[HeyThatsMyBike]

@samlincoln  erm.. yes

[samlincoln]

@HeyThatsMyBike Wow...

[mammers11]

to be fair, the Scottish accent sounded like a recipe as well...for Scottish food...

[TheLaughingBadger]

@MrMousket Thats the thing with us Scots!!! You can't offend us that easily. This is absolute comedy genius!

[pasoldiersgirl]

@TheLaughingBadger hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­a!!!! Briliant!!!

[Born44gunner]

BURN BURN BUUURRNNN THOSE KIDNEYS!

[CaRtErToNBaDbOyZ]

That JOSH GUY IS A TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL HAHAHA WHAT A PLEB... :)

[MrAllo916]

lol to the dutch version of hell

[GibsVulpi]

Burn, Burn, BUUUUUUUURN! XD

This is Al Murray at his bloody best.

[kristinaxfrost]

@theboss2432 How dare you stereotype the entire English population, and make them all out to be a load of brainless chavs! That would be like agreeing with Superlightningblade's comment that Ireland is 'botched', which absolutely uncalled for. Your assumptions about England are narrow-minded, pathetic and, quite frankly, disgusting. You are basically calling all the good people I know, and all the other majority of good people in England, chav scum. You simple-minded moron.

[TPSInternational]

Dutch accent, legend!

[pacmandem]

it's hilariously unfunny how it goes from Al Murray to Shappi khorsandi

[ballboy12345678]

its things like this that make me proud to be scottish :P

[TPSInternational]

SHAME ON YOU YOU BLEACHING BLOODY BASTARDS!

[THE4thTARDIS]

thats exactly what we scots are like

[AnnatarYoung]

Haha, Scots scare the hell out of me! XD Incidently, Celeborn is a badass.

[rhiann1997]

@AnnatarYoung were not really that bad... ok were pretty much the same but still :P

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

POP POP! XD

[125eskimo]

i laffed so hard a lil bit of wee came out

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

I was brought up in Scotland, and his description of hell is precisely why I no longer go to church. lmao at his accent!

[sorastrife92]

PUULL OOT YUR KIDNEYYYS

8D

[thedarklord9711]

CALL YOUERSELF THE DEVIL!!!!

[yourmum739]

only Al Murray can make the public humiliation of two guys, incredibly fun xD

[fisheye300]

The Dutch accent was the best!

[714Baddog714]

wow is this quality video, is this HD ?

[harrybyles1996]

ive got this whole episode on m laptop :)

[Drakenessmonster]

vun by vun we pull oot ur kidneys

[darkkrenify]

shame on you ya leaching bloody bastards

[VexonCross]

Never heard such a great impression of a Dutch accent!

[TaiPrevail155]

The man is a complete legend but everything he says is true even if it is harmless fun :L

[Waingels04]

Al Murray for Prime Minister!!!

[GrimedotStar]

Shapi.....Beautiful British name ;-) lol

[GunGraveTZA2]

I've watched this at least 10 times in the last few days and it still isn't old. xD

[FadahRon]

Women and Comedy do......not........mix.

[LeechChaos]

for those who watch al murray's sunday's on dave, WHERES THE FUCKING MONEY

[badwolf66]

@LeechChaos Yeah I watched that it was funny.

[XxIScopeZzxX]

Shame on u u leeching bloody bastards xD

[Zarathustra799]

JESUS IS GAY

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

His Scottish version of Hell is exactly what I used to get every Sunday at Church when I was forced to go by my parents. True comic genius!

[Darthmas2242]

Funniest shit I've seen in ages xD

[sadame69er]

love al murray to bits up tjhere with jack dee as the funniest man in the world

[arsepube09]

up ur weee tiny shite hole LOL LOL LOL funny as fuck

[Admirale11]

Love it how he says: 'Bring back shame.'

[frazgt]

yasss! i'm greetin wae laughter! his scottish accent is too fuckin funny haha

[Franksbnetwork]

BRILLIANT.

[jonnycirella]

I think we should burn all investment wankers...sorry bankers

[NorthWestEng]

ololololololol united shithole of embarassment taking shit too seriously there's a fuckin' suprise!

[tmnrrs7]

one of the funniest stand ups ive heard in a while

[TOMaNdBEN1]

engaylish :S ok ok but at least we have sense of humours unlike yanks

[MrJimbob777]

english r the fucking best

[SakuChanofthesand]

Say what you leeching bloody bastard?

[J4KEH4M]

SHAME ON YOU, YOU LEECHING BLOODY BASTARDS!!! - loooool!! I was shouting that at my telly when it was on dave the other day...

SHAME ON YOU, YOU LEECHING BLOODY BASTRDS!!!...

[JLSROX21XX]

scottish ppl r scary!

[TheEastendgirl]

i love this

[1412ronnie]

@ theboss2432 why search for this then you fucking nob jockey

[ben14279]

Out your own mouth with ur shit on it..and this will go on forever.

Lmfao

[ben14279]

En gay glish?

Not the sharpest tool in the shed are u..

Re T ard

[stroot139]

Scottish hell for the win

[kristinaxfrost]

I wouldn't mind Dutch Hell lmao!!! XD Scots: They'll pull OOOOT ya kadneys!!! lol

[Superlightningblade]

Fuck you and fuck this conversation!

[Superlightningblade]

Cunts are nice you spaz!!

Your calling me an Enggaylish retard?

First of all its called ENGLISH! (Do they have good education in Ireland) and secondly, if your bringing race into this then fine, too bad Ireland is one of the most botched countries in Europe!

And besides, I am part Irish!

So epic phail on rice!!

[Superlightningblade]

4:52 - "Sounds like an Agreeable Weekend"

XD

[Superlightningblade]

LOL!!

You got PWNED by Scottjones!!

Btw, what did you possibly wish to acomplish by posting a coment like that on a video that is 90% Al Murry?

YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!!

DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THE POSSIBLILITY OF BEING FLAMED??

[scottjones710]

boss2432 - your still a virgin! cunts are a wonderful thing, when your balls have dropped, re-quote? child!

[ShrimpyBoy101]

they were celebs so t dnt matter

[ShrimpyBoy101]

hav u got the part 2???

[weegerri1sm]

POP! POP! XD

[bullettriviumbodom]

Al Murray Yay! But That woman, why are all her jokes about racism?? It's just like, please, is there any need?

[Kaos77Kisame]

@bullettriviumbodom Because she is in a suitable position to do so, having some middle eastern decent, and therefore can take the mick out of racism towards people of that part of the world, or make jokes about the peoples themselves, and here's the important bit, she can do it without being labeled as racist, something a person of any other ethnic group could not do. So there's a gap in the market, not a big one though, since Omid Djalili's occupying that niche as well.

[bullettriviumbodom]

@Kaos77Kisame She is in no suitable position. It's because people like her and they end up getting the idea it's right to be racist and copy what she is doing. Which makes people (the frequently overused term) "racist" which then the ethnic minorities complain and we have a whole shabang of racism! There is no need for her too keep doing it. If she's "Racist" about herself and her own people or take the mick out of it, she is as bad as all these people who are racist. It is just as bad!

[Kaos77Kisame]

@bullettriviumbodom , One could argue that by doing what she is doing, i.e., holding a mirror up to racism, but not actually being racist, is a way of mocking the racism itself that seems to have infected this culture, as opposed to the ethnic minorities she "mocks". Also, I doubt your theory about people thinking it's ok to be racist because an 'ethnic' comedian takes the mick out of it. I think her act would be a release, not a trigger to any dormant 'racist' vibes a listener would have.

[bullettriviumbodom]

@Kaos77Kisame Trust me you should hear the kids in my village! Maybe you're right, i dunno, i think racism is just so pathetic. :)

[Kaos77Kisame]

@bullettriviumbodom Agreed that racism is pathetic!  But remember that kids are kids and will almost naturally persecute the different until a certain age. Proves that racism is an immature viewpoint, really.

[bobicus9]

i love him! this is the best...pull oot your kideeys

[hargreavesjn123]

wtf

[Cassandria12]

puul ooot yur kidneeys!!! :L

[MrPotato97]

he is funny but hem makes fun of god and i dont like that

[lewiswhyte]

Hell for the Dutch, fucking hilarious.

[IamFreddie]

he is soooooooooooo funnt:)

[Joeaviation1712]

quality isnt at best, but you dont need that in stand-up, just listen :P

[TheUmbro12345]

this is awsome

[SchnubbLover]

BUUUUUURRRRRN THOSE KIDNEYS!!!!

[04mattjami]

absolutely qualityyyy!!!