Tackiest Lawyer Commercial... Ever

[shaolinmantis77]

Hey at least he's being honest.

[idole8]

At least he's upfront with his bullshit......>-<

[rivetjointful]

how is this tacky this is feirce honest and fairly straightforward

[tyab45]

fuck this guy. Ya gotta call saul.

[ubsme2]

i was told by my dr. that 4 lawyers homes where broken into on his street that was the best news i heard in 2011 ! it would have been better if it happend if they where home

[Urindunk]

pretty sad really

[sungwei9]

Dude this is real? LOL!  Way to push on the stereotype buddy!

[CarnifaxMachine]

"That vermin you call a spouse." ahaha

[lalakcj]

He could have made this shorter by just saying: "Hi, I'm a complete piece of shit. Are you a complete piece of shit? If so I would like to represent you"

[karlhafer]

@lalakcj HA!

[ivan112116]

FUCK YEA

[macram16]

didnt think it was that bad...i'm definitely getting divorced one day

[TheHal20062b]

WTF?

[0d0i0a0n0e0L0a0]

i need

1 LAWYER IN FRONT

AND 2 BEHIND ME!

that's how bad small business fraud is! YES!

[ficheironegro]

I almost died laughing at this.

[testnumberone1]

i lol'd at "on your way to getting rid of that vermin you call a spouse"

[crowtservo]

Hey, Steve, love your band.

[SimpleSencilla]

LOL actually I think it's kinda funny. he just needs a little more charisma and all is well.

[DrEttoreMontanaro]

Dr. Ettore Montanaro

[stfanciscainta]

He sure knows how to talk business.

[monta72]

GREATEST LAWYER EVER.

[ziggyboi1995]

No! Not the illiterate boob!

[BusFurzer]

Tackiest Lawyer Ad ... Ever NO SO A DIDL UND III SCHLOOG DII DOD

[noonesflower]

Maybe he was the inspiration for the cheesy lawyer on the tv series 'Breaking Bad'.

[MrRU550]

From the law offices of Honest, Forthright & Cut-Throat

[geoff1424]

hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa now thats a damn attorney!!!! Id hire him in a heartbeat

[yellowfolder]

aren't these sleazy lawyer types supposed to have some charisma? that was the most wooden, zero conviction performance ever

[XuliusCaesar]

@yellowfolder which probably means you can trust him more than any other lawyer. Come to think of it, I'd sooner trust a rapist in a room full of sedated women than ANY lawyer

[ilearnedthetruth]

If he gets clients, then im pretty sure hell has frozen over.

[brdr33v3r]

Wow, I have a favorite lawyer now.

[Khrome1]

This guy looks legit

[AGreyDawn]

Wow he should be an actor TOO!;)

[lurch321]

I've always liked Steve Miller (with the exception of The Joker, Swingtown and Dance, Dance, Dance).

Whoops, wrong guy.

[ggm888]

yeah but they still have to talk to each other if they have kids i bet he didn't think about that

[flavoredwallpaper]

Super effective. I'm getting married just so I can get divorced and hire this guy.

[TheNameIsWayne]

Ari Gold of law! :)

[Skyhighblu]

3 piece suit downtown. lol he's the man!

[Shippiddge]

Fuck man. This guy seems like the best lawyer ever.  I'd totally hire this guy.

[pesdude]

With all those books behind him, he knows what he's doing.

[qwertyuiop298]

Ha! When I first saw this, I thought it was some elaborate parody by Collegehumor and then I was like "Oh...shit, he's for real". Say what you like about this guy, but he's totally made my day.

I've been wondering why lawyers get such a bad rep for years now; in fact I'm aiming to become one. Thanks for clearing things up!

[Carbolicsmokeball26]

This is terrible! Firstly, lawyers should serve their client and try to bring about resolution as peaceably as possible - not fan the flames with words like vermin! Secondly, I would not trust a lawyer who cannot even learn to tied his tie the correct length.

[bleachno9]

WTF THIS IS EPIC, Nothing tacky at all, he's all real lol

[PhiltreVert]

I don't know what's more disturbing, this video, or some of the comments on this video.

[flyershockey17]

lol blow your brains out over forms

[rockleetlotus]

Tacky? This man is a fucking boss lawyer. I'm calling his ass right now, and I'm not even married,

[bacteriaburger]

FLORIDA

[viirtuosity]

hit 6 fast... PEEEUU PEEEU! PEEEU!

[09rcurry]

Shit just got too damn real.

[rodeo40]

Stay classy, Florida!

[militaryvetandfather]

In my case I wanted my child after returning from Iraq and after my wife had slept with over 20 men and made videos of these encounters that I found. She blew all of our $600,000.00 that I earned during my sacrifice to better my family in Iraq. The courts gave her the home and everything in it forcing me to the street. My son wants to be with me having witnessed this behavior. But I now am homeless on disability and hungry do to amount of child support. My crime, surviving Iraq and coming home.

[gopconservative78]

he is just reading the tele-prompter

[mjn76]

Typical no-empathy lawyer.

[EggFooYung]

Awesomest lawyer commercial ever!

[Ltdude101]

"Hi, I'm Steve Miller. I like making a vagina with my hands."

[TheKirk15]

He has definitely been done for child abuse

[steadymuggin]

faggot

[MrFukinfantastic]

Pay us a little more and well insure he/she experiences an accident. And if your into this kinda stuff, we'll make sure you expierience the accident too. Whatever tickles your fancy. We dont judge. Call me now.

[KidFunkyFry15]

@MrFukinfantastic LOL

[Jeannie686]

'Pay us a little and get a lot?' Dosn't sound like a lawyer to me.... Fail.

[FredR023]

Is anyone else a little turned on right now?

[dudleyfeebish]

What a putz.

[ChinkMoney]

man he didn't sugarcoat SHIT

[misterjaw76]

@ChinkMoney LOL, no the hell he didn't! Hilarious! ...

[tylerdurdonxx]

@ChinkMoney haha. I like this guy. He's a straight shooter

[TheMHSystem]

@ChinkMoney He sure didn't! Awesome commercial...divorce lawyers rock! As to those low-life ambulance chasing attorney's, we got a PomCam for our SUV and our 2 door, so we won't need an attorney for an accident case. Great ad there Mr Divorce attorney. The truth is the truth!!!!

[NORTHERNKONFLIKT]

"illiterate boob at the courthouse" EPIC WIN!

[thesouthrapsucks]

he must be a teabagger

[zippyweinstein]

a.work.of.art

[ORUPRANKSTAZ]

I personally liked him better when he was playing such songs as "The Joker," and "Fly Like an Eagle."

Oops.. wrong guy. lol

[agmarkis]

@lol

[amazingabby25]

"gives thousands of dollars to some crappy 3-piece suit downtown"

[noisepuppet]

Holy crap.

[muddy2]

I wanna know who wrote the script for this - it's fucking brilliant!

[leathirty]

This is hilarious!

[blivey]

Trash!!!

[polishvictorylap]

Doesn't Tiger live in Florida?

[TheHawkdaddy]

You mean "Greatest Lawyer Ad ... Ever"

[Yogi007]

Hey, he's a great guy and great attorney. I think his videos are hilarious and true. Do you want an attorney who just says what you want him to say? He's the real deal. And why is this such a hit video now? It's been out there for two years now.

[basspig]

Bullets are still cheaper than attornies. :-)

Ads like this are why America is the most letigious nation on earth. What a shameful state of affairs we see here!

[UptheShizz6]

He had me at "If you and your spouse hate each other like poison" hahaha

[tripdog]

This man is a complete a-hole. I'd like to place a 14 day old dead fish in his bed.

[blivey]

@tripdog LOL??? A 14 day old fish? Lol

[soflanut1]

Knowing this guy - he is an @ss - I wouldn't deal with him, even he was the last attorney left.

[smllmyfngrs]

Im hiring this guy for my murder trial coming up soon.

[mixlplix6]

Boy do I wish I lived in Florida....lol

[TheAngelicBytch]

This ad might be tacky, but it's to the point.

[zipirvin]

Brilliant.

[justlegalhelp]

funny video

[justlegalhelp]

funny vid

[Perknovak]

Lawyers´ ethical code forbids advocates to advertise in my country. Now I see why. :)

[MultiRump]

if u and ur wife hate eachother like poison and wanna get out of the hell hole u call a marriage. lol

[MnJiman]

horrible

[Momiru159260]

He's totally reading the cue cards... look at his eyes lol

[teabaginz]

wat

[lookitsmon]

Haha wow, someone sounds very bitter...

[xheyitssam]

oh my god.  this guy is really proFRESHional

[njladylawyer]

Hee, hee, hee. I love it. I have often felt that way myself, but just wouldn't put it up on the web forever.

That's why I hate divorces and don't do them. Do you know what happens when there is a divorce. Everybody loses their grip - including the lawyers.

No divorces for me. No sirree.

[marketingforlawfirms]

hilarious! 

[maalliepink]

Something tells me he's had experience with divorce...

[karioka2]

@maalliepink of course, just by looking at his face lol...

[MPSecare]

i'd totally hire this guy.

I bet he'd take some bong hits with you at his office.

[Sesshomaruluver16]

This is the greatest lawyer...ever.

[clustro]

lol.

he's honest at least.

[sixfourallstar17]

Oh yah, this guy really pays special attention to your legal needs at the price of a new cell phone. B.S. Can I get my divorce on a bagel with cream cheese divorce deli. You get what you pay for.

[Tuberidin01]

What a real professional! You want this fuckhead representing you in court? He would probably cuss at the judge and get his license to practice law revoked.

What a loser.

[TopRamenKickAss]

this is my lawyer!

[madisonko]

HA! At least he is upfront.

[miijoka]

Ptretty straight forward , an attorney with sa straight answer , I must be dreaming , pleases pinch me . A friend of mine recently divorce and his description was cleaning my wallet via my {you know what}

[mylegaldotcom]

This is one of the funniest videos I've seen. Very effective, Steve!

[enforcer254]

I absolutely LOVE this! This is surely one of the most straight-forward lawyers I have seen ... ever! :D

[Jessecraft1954]

Ok, how do I get a pre divorce in case I decide to get married in the future, but then if I don't like marriage, you know after I return from the honeymoon, I can you know return to being single again and tell her it was fun, but I changed my mind. Oh yes, and can we still be friends?

[jackette55]

This guy's funny. He's talkin' the people's language.

[PromethianLight]

People... in the end he's a lawyer for gods sake... no matter how brutally honest you can get there are always moral(not plastic moral) ways to speak. He's a lawyer for gods sake!!! I am studying for law and ads like this discourage me much... legal ethics!!! Do we still have those? uhhh...

[TheDentist27]

@PromethianLight what's immoral or unethical about the way he's speaking?

[RockettGirl18]

the funniest line was about the ****hole of a marriage

[NYerintransit]

Not to play devil's advocate, but he seems to have his s--t together.

[davehartllc]

@NYerintransit He does have his sh-t together! Very straight to the point!

[thatmuse76]

Steve Miller speaks the pompatous of divorce.

[Ev105]

You know what? His candor is refreshing. He may be a bastard, but he's my kinda bastard.

[pigsticker762x54r]

This is hilarious!

[hoai2337]

God, please let him die in a horrible mattress fire tonight!

[Borgmeister100]

dont worry about the details

[JFredlund1]

very funny!

[WhiteLoneWolf10]

atleast he is honest!

[TheDentist27]

best damn lawyer in florida, hands down

[MrTonystar1]

Am I watching Earnest goes to Law School?

[zimmawoman]

illiterate boob hahahaha

[heartless567]

Himself proudly ring-wearing married and happy and SUCCESSFUL. . . . . . . . .

[crazyj724]

I hate poison!!

[feloniousbutterfly]

He'll even get you a bag.

[mormonjoe]

Damn.

I think I'd actually go to him if I was getting divorced.

[HaoSci]

What???

[GrymHood]

Whhhaaaattt?

[FoShizzle951]

this commercial is awesome.

[qpd09]

desperate much! lol

[WillBackbone]

Deer in the headlights LOSER

[LPRstudent]

Prof. Brown's favorite student skit from 1990.

[lurch321]

Steve Miller is gonna take the money and run!

[mormonjoe]

HAHAHAHA.

[Darktank2007]

He likes to insult people alot!

[MariannaCostello]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha!!!

[mresourcegroup]

Steve Miller? Didn't you have a band back in the 70's ? Fly Like an Eagle? Livin' in the USA? What the Hell are you doing being a low budget attorney? Get the band back together, Man!

[Clairedelune66]

They perpetuate hatred and anger and frustration so they can profit from your misery and persuade you to "go after" more, you will be broke if you use these assholes, they will ruin your lives and take all of your money and destroy your family. They have no morals...greedy bastards who prey on the weak...

[DallasGBoy]

it shit head lawyers like this that will be the down fall of our society. they are all a bunch of crooks

[rainslave]

You guys must be stupid...You don't even know how to make your web link clickable!!!

[CAvideoFAN]

LOL!

[NonGreygone]

wow.. thats wasnt even tacky hes fuckin badass

[superomar27]

This guy rules, vermine you call a spouse, that gets line on the day.

[charlesv361]

best damn lawyer ever

[Senninha70]

"I'm making a vagina with my hands."

[kemup]

Like god made us with his hands? if you can make vaginas with your hands, you should start a vagina-selling business.

[ars731]

Our motto is "reap the Whirlwind, you whore!!!

[sokyui]

@Senninha70 I'm weak minded because after I liked your comment, I made a vagina with my hands too.

[yarley0]

This is awesome I saw it on web soup.

[inmotuproprio]

This is amazing. I might love this guy!

[kingi0]

How did I know this had got to be from Southern FL before I checked?

[lpgurlnj]

@kingi0 maybe the accent :P