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  • 8:38

  • Thanks very informative my favorite part is that they play the same music thats in oceans's 11

  • cool

  • Thansks this was really helpful

  • i will stick to 21 

  • @otleytown100 I thought I would do that as well. This was a few weeks ago though. Believe me, once you manage to play poker at a decent level it becomes a great pastime.

  • @ProfoundContempt oh i might try play then hopefully i will pick it up !

  • was that guy jerking off at the end?

  • got 800 chips in mine set

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  • How small can be the bet in the turn if someone went all-in (let's say $10,000) in the flop and the other players have much more than that and they called? Is the minimum in the turn $10,000?

  • wait. if i have four jacks.. then its better then a full house of lets say 3 kings and a 10?

  • @karandash1991 Yep. Any 'Four of a kind' always beat 'Full house'.

  • taylorlueck.hubpages.com/hub/B­asic-Tips-Better-Tricks-How-To­-Play-A-Better-Hand-of-Texas-H­old-Em

  • Oh my god do you know the royal flush i was trying to play it by this tutorial and i got a royal flush lol

  • This should just be how to memorize a song tutorial or something damn

  • I stil don't get it...

  • @905SONICking Blind is the amount of chips you put before even receiving your cards. The people sitting clockwise to the player with Dealer chip "D" have to pay before receiving their two whole cards. If blind is $2/$4 then 1st player after dealer pays $2 and the one next to him pays $4

  • i still dont get get the litle blind and big blind i still dont get it

  • God! How to play poker in Freaks. An example is the man in orange glasses.

  • and he also forgot to mention the player first to act is called under the gun.

  • hahahahhaha fuck me straight if I know something more about Texas hold em poker hahahaha xDD

  • I don't have a clue on wot was just said

  • you did teach me how to play!!!!!!!!!!!

  • h,

    

  • Old and fun! 

  • Very good video

  • 1:03 guy jacking off

  • Papa loves mambo!

  • @kornpleiks Hehehe

  • That guy sounds like Simon from American Idol

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  • papa love manbo

  • Go fish!

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  • Really awesome and helpful! Great tutorial!

  • I'll stick to pontoon

    Too complicated

  • I feel these people might be dead...I don't know, the quality of this video gives me that feeling :S

  • 1:51 would that be the flop because you would never have 5 cards in your hand in texas holdem

  • 240p we meet again,

  • what do the combinations shown in the begining mean? The flop contributes to everyone?

  • @krampster2 everyone uses the flop to develop their best hand, it concludes after the river and you show your best poker made hand if you have not yet folded

  • 8:37 lol

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  • 240p, we meet again! 

  • but which one are you? the loosers in this vid or the winners?

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  • Poker is pretty pointless like a pencil without a point because it probably wont print on pale paper. ┌П┐(◕_◕)┌П┐.

  • YOU NEED TO BE GOOD AT MATH TO PLAY THIS GAME, SO DO YOUR ALGEBRA HOMEWORK.

  • @mozartman2000 I'M TAKING GEOMETRY IN 8TH GRADE =D

  • @UnboundLegend ALGEBRA IS BETTER FOR YOUR BRAIN

  • Officially found my favorite poker site with an amazing rakeback... pokerview. Btw software is pretty sick.

  • that was the quickest game of poker i have ever seen

  • 2:31 , why is it a flush?

  • @CRDSA177 all cards are the same suit

  • That was easy!

  • @556lindsay your a complete retard, im 14 and i can play this with my friends

  • Finally I get it,, I can't learn this shit it's to hard to learn, thanks

  • I learned how to play this on Red Dead Redemption! lol I even managed to unlock an outfit from winning! :D Along with Blackjack, Horse Shoes, Liar's Dice and Hand roulette. (that one sucked.) haha

  • I think im ready to get into the World Poker Tour :)

  • Is the masturbation necessary?

  • it's all luck !!!

  • it's sooo fucking easy!! :p

  • if you dont know how to play simply watch this while playing it on red dead redemption and life is just o much easier and you learn the game quickly plus u have fun

  • can someone please help me? i don't get the blinds ...

  • @controverzo , the person to the left of the dealer puts in the small blind (example £2) the person to the left of the small blind puts in the big blind that is double the small blind (example £4)

    This is so that if everyone folds or checks there is still some money in the pot.

    also it gives you an amount to have to call (£4) if u wanna see the flop.

    Hope this helps a bit.

  • @m1kejay thanks! i found that after watching this video i didnt quite get it but playing helps alot and now i got it ... thanks!

  • is their a difference between poker, and texas hold em?

    is it a game of skill, or luck?

    was it invented in texas?

  • @yuyu776 Poker is any betting card game which includes other games like blackjack, both, and IDK. :)

  • so everytime someone Calls or Checks you put a card face up from the deck? Just making sure

  • so, basicaly you have to know all the combinations by heart?? dude why did they make those combinations so difficult??? should at least have a patern...

  • since the straight flushes and the straights are the same do the card houses matter?

    

  • Red dead redemption brought me here.

  • @dylandark05 likewise my friend

  • @dylandark05 Same. I can not play Texas Hold em in RDR for the life of me, but I could play it in Gun, which is interesting because Rockstar San Diego ripped off almost the entire game in RDR from Gun.

  • @TheRimDoctor Lol. Although I really dont know how to play Poker at all.

  • @dylandark05 Neither do I, but in GUN it was so simple I had strokes.

  • @556lindsay what dont you get?

  • @556lindsay thats how i feel and i've tried lol

  • buy a book!

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  • thx for the tutorial

  • 8:38 for fap

  • that really helped

  • Good move...and even greater call redneck...I live in the south and I see these redneck poker players play all the time. Get your deposit from 50free2play.co.cc you too.

  • good explenation

    thanxx <3

  • That guy had blackjack he Won!!!

  • how is the second song called?!?!?!? please i need it!!!

  • whats the song their playin.at first..papa loves something...i heard the song everywhere..but dnt knw the name...

  • Who doesn't understand this game won't understand any.

  • this is ver hard to understand. i didn't understand it at all

  • Hes so happy, he jerks off at 8:37

  • @mastrsordskateboardr Hahahahaha :D

  • ):28 is that valente from ernie in

    "george lopez

  • 7:54 why did he put all his chips in

  • @extremeg4am3rz he thought his hand was sooo god that he bet al his money on it!

  • @extremeg4am3rz he thought he had a better hand than the other person. the other person could then also go all in( which he did) or fold.

  • thank you for tutorial on poker that i can acctualy understand

    

  • wow how sad everyone is only looking this up for a videogames how sad

  • @Justin99999999999990 How is it sad?

  • so whats the difference in betting and raising? :S

  • Come on daddy's gotta win some TF2 items!!

  • why is a 'flush' higher than a 'straight'?

  • I'm watching poker vids for Red Dead Redemption as well lol

  • this was pretty helpful good job !!

  • lol nice one @Bunny11221

  • I like how you used the Ocean's Eleven soundtrack. The video was also very informative.

  • The background music is also in Bad Santa when he's in Florida making a drink behind the Bar.

  • Damn! The staff at your college lets you to create a project on an ADULT form of ENTERTAINMENT!!

    How could they let you start off this project on such a high note to adults like teachers or professors?

  • forget the history lesson jeeze

  • I always thought that the dealer played, too. I'm so ignorant. =P

  • ok so i started with this vid willing to learn and after came out with shit nothing zip

  • thx this helps

  • why do you burn a card? i dont get it

  • @kinglynx i think you do it just to change the outcome of the game

  • In the first betting round, he said that each player is required to at least call the big blind, but the big blind was 4 chips and the guy to the left of the dealer only put 2 on the table? He didn't explain anything as it was happening on the board, and so this tutorial was absolutely confusing and barely explained anything at all.

  • its called a half blind. it said it in the beginning you FUCKING retard. holy shit

  • @xXxGODSMACKxXx Nothing was explained very well. I've since figured out how to play, but there was no need for senseless abuse.

  • yea i was just trolling you. but it really isn't very explained. It didin't even explain the stuff in the beginning, it just showed it. Although I already know but still

  • idk how 2 play poker en i didnt even like da game until i saw da movie rounders!!

  • Oohhhhhhhhh i get it !

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  • just about understand, but i know ill get used to it

  • pretty good introduction to poker. thank you very much!

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  • "..as many more people are learning to play and love the game."

    -shows people raging-

  • Thumbs up if you recognize this song from fallout 3

  • lets say my cards are a 10 diamonds and a 4 spades, the flop is a king queen and a jack,

    what hand is this called, and is it good?

  • @MrToadland1

    it doesn't have a name and its terrible, just like you ya know it all

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  • what i dont get is when the whole betting round is finished the pot isnt all together, it's usually seperated into 2/3 or even 4 then one player wins a little bit of it even though he doesn't have the best hand then the player with the highest hand usually wins most of it but not all. i don't understand, does anyone understand it?

  • Dont ever play hold em with real money, please, for the sake of the fans... Go to 50free2play.co.cc and get your free cash so play the poker then for the real money... I started with them and they are great.

  • Because red is the most used heavy in videos and it works well with the orange/red summer colors in the game. Go to 50free2play.co.cc and see how are you in playing poker. Even get a bonus.

  • That song reminds me of Back to the future for some reason..

  • @ashcan007 The track that plays at the beginning is from OCean`s 11 :)

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  • That song is so dpressing

  • thanks so much!

  • make sense

    

  • great video, i play a lot on echosplanet

  • Fuck you.

  • why all of the playes black

  • I hope this helps me for Red Dead Redemption.

  • @XradicalD lol i know

  • @XradicalD LMAO! honest to god, i was watching this *just* for red dead redemption xD

  • @Megaultraawesome99 me too xD

  • @XradicalD That is exactly why I looked this up haha

  • @TheHorrorAnthem Me too...lol

  • @XradicalD Haha that's why I looked this up

  • @XradicalD nice me to

    

  • @XradicalD hahahaha! that's why I'm here too!

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