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  • Lol I love your hair like that.. Lol!! Xox

  • It's called matzo not levend bread...or elven bread...and you forgot the parting of the red sea!!!!

  • dude while watching this im watching the prince of egypt...

  • ur hair looks fucking retarded

  • @momoman678 just like your comment

  • Can you make a whole new religion Danny? I'd follow it. =D

  • like a pig pedo

    

  • lol at the end danny sounds like herbert from family guy XD

  • ok. THAT video divides your viewers in two groups:

    the ones who are interested in or fascinated by the theme of this video...

    and the others that just love the pig in the end XD

  • Atheism FTW

  • 5th commandment: thou shall not kill

    exodus -> 10th plauge -> god kills first born sons

    so what "god" is saying or rather whatever goof ball wrote the bible says that this "god" has the right to kill anyone he pleases at any time, without reason.

    so much for life being sacred, just kills thousands of kids because some guy asked.

    as for whoever is going to reply and say: "do not take scripture literally" OK den, so the bible is a bedtime story kthxbai

    final summation: "god" is a hypocrite =3

  • it wasn't god that came through. it was the angle of death.

  • There is a god, one an only,people we see in the end.. An the time is near

  • @Hemanhots11 how do u know theres only one god?

    maybe every god that everone worships is the same?

    maybe we all have our own version of god and its just our different views on what he/she/it is.

    lol

    maybe al long as you truly feel your doing the right thing then your on the path that god or whatever you believe set u on.

    MAYBE god is really inside all of us, maybe we are god, as a whole.

    god created us? we can create us too =D

    maybe we all see, just dont believe.. yet =D

    pretty cool view huh?=)

  • Lol this is y im an atheist hahahahaha my best friends like hella religious n she never sez anything about it around me cuz she nos i think its crap and i really dont wanna hear that shit hahahaha

  • @DarkShimmer17 well weather u believe or not its still a good story.

    i still think none of the harry potter stuff happened but i thought it was an amusing story.

    =P

    btw read what i said to the other guy, haha ull laugh

  • its even funny because danny's talking about a fictitious creature. this so called "GOD" laughs and spits in the faces of humanity EVERYDAY and we just sit back and let him plow us down, dirty, prison style fuck fest... Satan's the way to go.

  • @Asmodeus6606 haha makes no sence.

    if u say gods "fictitious" then wouldnt satan be fake too?

    how do u know its not "satan" doing the things u blame on "god"

    dont get me wrong, im not saying ur full of it, im just saying could u explain it to me a little? i dont fully understand.

    what if its a test? what if its a lie? what if "god" or whatever u wanna call he/she/it is taking all the people that suffer and putting them in an awesome place?

    what does going with satan give u? *not sarcasm*

  • haha i love you but seriously....Jesus rose from the dead, not born again...and its UNlevened bread vs. levened...not levened vs risen.....so Jesus was risen, not the bread....yeah.....like that...lol

  • @mfilanc i think he was kidding lol

    so doesnt jesus get born again to claim the world?

    or am i off =P

  • U know Nothing About GOD....danny!!

  • Im going to the seda' now!

  • Hahahaha i liked the end a lot. Glad to see a fellow atheist.

  • @Bulgdoom what is atheism about?

  • @creamofweat7773

    Thats just it, its not about anything. In fact its a faulty name because it means "without a god" as if its presumed that there must be one. Basically its not believing in God, hence not being a retard and believing in nonsense.

  • @Bulgdoom so its a fear? idk how believing in something higher than a physical body is nonsense.. dont get me wrong, im not saying what u said is or isnt right, its an opinion. cannot be proven. but its kinda hard for alot of people to believe theres no point to life.

    if so then why bother getting up and living? u know? =P

    gives us a drive to be good,or bad, whatever ur beliefs.

    so as an atheist, do u not believe anything? so history isnt real? cant realy be proven..

    (im stl curius of atheism)

  • @creamofweat7773

    I would expect you to be like 14, but 20.... You can't prove history? Just look at Germany or Russia. You get up each day otherwise you die. People are dumb and want to believe in fairy tales, their loss

  • @Bulgdoom where'd you get numbers? lol im 18.

    well generalizing and saying "people are dumb and want to believe in fairy tales" is kind of ignorant. a bit childish. to feel that only you are right and everything else is wrong, dumb, fake, or whatever.

    try saying: its just not my belief, everyone has their own, and i have none.

    im not saying your wrong, what i am saying is they arn't wrong for having that belief. maybe its just that hope to move through life and not give up, lay down and die..

  • @Bulgdoom or ruin their lives with hurting people, and putting others down.

    or conforming. aka athiesm, satanism, or witchcraft. ive seen alot of people conform to that stuff and it gets old.

  • It wasn't god that went over the village, it was his death angel. I looked it up in the Bible

  • @Spotlightrockstar but isnt god everywhere and everything?

  • this is soo funnyy.

    :) i love it hahahha

  • woowa nice hair

  • 5 stars for tha PIG!!!! bijać TEEHEE

  • ar u jewish?

  • your god description, i mean wow hahaha roflmao but i guess that you are right just that the unicorn have human face with mustache xD

  • serpent legs???

  • MY FOOT SMELLS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER

  • That was scary because it was all true. even the glittery parts. all of it. and your right, you can't tell.

  • the end of this video, both the pig and the "can you tell what's made up" thing are both excellent statements on religion.

  • oooh, i love that =)

  • i loved the ending so much i watched it over and over at least 30 times. now I'm going to watch it some more.

  • Passover is symbolic of the death of Christ. When G-d commanded the children of Israel to get a lamb without blemish, to kill it, eat it and put it's blood at the top of the door posts and the sides, this was symbolic of the crucifixion of Christ who was known as the "lamb of G-d who takes away the sins of the world." When G-d sees the blood of Christ covering your sins (you've accepted Him as your Lord and Savior), He passes over and forgives your sins. Salvation.

  • I think you've got your chronology wrong?

    Or is it just me?

  • Nope, the chronology isn't wrong. The 1st passover was during the time of Moses. G-d told him to find a perfect lamb, slaughter it and place it's blood at the top and sides of the doorposts. The Passover was symbolic and foretold of the future death of Moschiah by crucifixion (the blood of the lamb at the top and sides of the door posts = the crown of thorns and pierced hands of Yeshua HaMoschiach). Jesus Christ was "the lamb of G-d."

  • Oh so it was a prediction of events which were gonna take place a long time from then. Cool, didn't know that, cause you didn't mention it in your previous post.

    Also, I wasn't sure how everything was done cause the chronology in your previous post is a bit messed up since you talk about people accepting Christ as their lord and savior but he wasn't around yet.

    But I'm still not sure about one thing. What is Jesus to Jews?

  • Well, to this Jew (myself), Yeshua is the promised Moschiach (Messiah). Most Jewish people don't believe Yeshua is the Moschiach at this time, but they will someday.

  • Interesting. So some Jews even accept him as the promised messiah. How would you describe the differences between you and roman catholics then?

  • The difference between myself and Roman Catholics is this; I was born a Jew and continue to observe Jewish holidays and abide by G-ds mitzvahs as best I can. Although I do believe in Yeshua as do Catholics, I don't support their idea of praying to Mary, saints or their holidays. I don't believe in supporting the Catholic church, the pope or their religeous traditions.

  • You should do a show about halloween!

    and ghosts...

    and paedophilic pumpkins who prey on small water voles.

    :) hehehehe... pumpkins..

  • Actually it was the angel of death but still hilarious!

  • jim carrey + zach braff (scrubs style) + internet = danny

  • Yeah I got the same vibe from this :o

  • who owns the pig

  • Your hair is bouncy as hell.

  • PIGGY

  • i belive ur versian

  • Your ending to your video isn't kosher. lol

  • so u kno...get off ur high horse ha love u

  • I dont think hes jewish but if he is, awesome

  • u got the reason of naming the holiday this way wrong... its passover cus the angel of death passed on when he saw the blood on the bars of the doors, in hebrew the word makes more sense... ;)

  • But he did say that.

  • im pretty sure thats exactly what he said. maybe. i was distracted by his faces.

  • Are you a jew?

  • r u jewish

  • YOU ARE AWESOME!

  • at 0:46 i lmfao

  • haha that pig looked so funny

  • omg! that pig thing at the end made me piss mi pants (not really)

  • i hate people that dont have videos but they have a youtube acount bu i dont got no videos (videos is the same in spanish) so that dont make many much sense uhhhhhh

  • are you ace ventura?

  • that was jim carrey

  • WOW, people really do aread the bible, I'm not the only one!

  • oh my god!!! That's the theraplane!!!!

  • It actually says that we were created in the image of God in the bible.

  • im not some freak religious person and i think your funny but it is said God made us in likeness of him so he kinda looks like us. IM GLITTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • Wow you had big hair in this video. It's not bad though.

  • lol random pig at the end

  • omg. someone else with my beliefs. lol. noone ever wanted to believe god was a glittery unicorn.... anyway, awesome.

  • unicorn god came down and ass raped pharaohs first born to death with his uni-HORN. yep.......thats right.......thats totaly true..........not made up..........thats totaly in the bible.

  • sunds like ralph from ee+e

  • I think god looks like a unicorn too.

  • wow loll!!

  • wtf? that was great.

    i like the pig.

    may i ask you were you are from?

    this isnt like a dating service or anything...i just like to know...sorry if it is weird...

  • lol god should be a pretty pink pony that eats raindow and poops butterflies!!

  • nice

  • roflmao

  • Do serpents have legs?

    Curiosity killed the cat.....

    But satisfaction brought it back.

  • LMFAO a pig!

  • cofee max wow what an idiot

    THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE ALL YOUR VIDS

  • Oh crap! At the end with the pig thingy,I'm worried you might get swine flu! (unless you ate him before the spread?)

  • Dam thats funny!

  • Can you tell what i made up and what people actually believe!!!!!! that's great!!!!

  • 80% of all teenagers would have a nervous break down if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and Paste if you are part of the 20% that would watch and start screaming, "Jump, bitch, jump

  • Can you guys stop posting these fucking comments about disney celebs or as i like to say future retards who jump of a skyscraper!Now if it was chuck norris i would go up there beat him down and drag out of the building!Capiche!?

  • Chuck Norris with a bebe gun!

  • theres a pill for that

  • your supposed to eat triscuits not bread

  • Stupid not triscuits ritz is the way to go!

    J/K

  • lol, your weird... its humor...

  • what are you, retarded? learn to spell.

  • yeah chill out its funny shit

  • well you my friend are a douche. it is humour. he's not trying to offend anyone

  • At least have the decency to spell prejudiced right. And of course some of it's not true, that's why it's funny. I totally agree with virgin lamb's blood thing, it just creeps me out.

    BTW, does the pig at the end remind anyone of the swine flu?

  • haha thst wat i wad thinking too!! lol :D piggy =]

  • ok loved it and is that a pet pig u have if so i enve u i love lil pigs

  • 80% of all teenagers would have a nervous break down if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and Paste if you are part of the 20% that would watch and start screaming, "Jump, bitch, jump

  • this guy is awesome

  • i love his eyes

  • Very niiiize...

    i do believe in God but your funny so wHO CaReS

    i love the whole unicorn thing....very creative..and very fuked up...

    change ur myspace pic cos it doesn't reflect YOU very well

  • the pig part was so random!

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....now that i got that shit down, i can finally get some sleep.

  • 80% of all teenagers would have a nervous break down if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and Paste if you are part of the 20% that would watch and start screaming, "Jump, bitch, jump!

  • you are hilarious by the way the jews eat matzo it was bread that became hard because it was not cooked right or something like that. You should try it sometim with peanut butter or plain butter with salt. :] [:

  • really funny..............except don't joke about the 40's dude.  sorry i'm uptight. =*P

  • um whats with the pig

  • ROFLOLMAO!!!

    Subscribing now.

    BTW how did you get to be a Youtube Partner?

  • alot of subscribers =p

  • im jewish...and it's matza lol

  • LMAO

  • dude i love your vids!!!!

  • LOL SHINY UNICORN!!!

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this was to funny!!!

  • JESUS CHRIST i LOVE YOU!!!

  • Was that a fred quote?LoOL dude ur hilarious.Ill spread you around.

  • piggy!!!! lol

  • kinda spazzy tworard the begining there wernt ya bud?

  • you are totally right ... at the end of the vid about things that you said and what people believe

  • Did you take too many happy pills?

  • he looks like the guy from george lopez the arabian one.

  • hahah OMG! i think God came in as a shiny unicorn in a sparkly rainbow of happiness to kill the firstborn son, too!!!!! hahahahah

  • Wow you have a creative imagination, dontcha

  • I friggin love you!!!

  • its a death angel not death god

  • im black

  • you just wasted 3:09 minutes of my life...

  • lol ur funny dude lol glitter God...

  • lol yeah ur stuff is way cooler---i once thought god was like some mutant frog thing

  • yea i smoke weed to xmistakittyx

  • lol

  • "Come on over here, Charlotte. I have grain...in my hand."

  • Do you live in a farm danny?? I just can't come up with an explanation how you have sheep, pigs, cocks...ok I might have that one up...or did I?

  • i love the slow motion let my people go.

  • lol............ cloud of glitter! halarious!

  • hah unicorn

  • man his eyes are HUGE!

  • Passover is really not a response to the Christian holiday of Easter, but really Easter is a fulfillment of Passover and of all of Judaism. Why is Jesus not the Jewish Messiah? I am Jewish, and I believe He is.

  • err isn't being Jewish mean you do NOT believe Jesus was the messiah.... just throwin that out there ya know..

  • Well, I am glad that you pointed that out. That is certainly what is taught by not only the rabbi's, but culture itself. But the biggest problem with Judaism now is that there is no temple. As Jews, how can we atone for our sins without a blood sacrifice? Well, doesn't it make sense that Jesus would be that blood sacrifice? Also, even in Passover, there are examples of how Jesus is the Messiah. The afikomen in the matza tosh is broken, hidden and then brought out again. Why is this?

  • (cont.) The word afikomen itself is a Greek word, not a Hebrew word. This does not make sense, except that Greek was the dominant language in the first century when Jesus was here on Earth. There are three pouches in the matza tosh; some rabbi's say, it represents Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, others say no, it represents the three ways of worship in the Temple. But it makes more sense that it represents the Trinity and that the middle pouch, the Son, was killed and then rose again.

  • who gives a shit.

  • I think we all should because Jesus lives and He loves all of us and wants to have a relationship with us. His way gives us a better life because drugs, alchohol, and sex outside of marriage is great but only for a short time. It ends up leaving someone worse off before they started. The truth about Passover is that we can see Jesus (Yeshua in Hebrew) in it and also in every Jewish holiday because he was Jewish and therefore we should believe in Him. I encourage everyone to read the New

  • (cont.) Testament which was written by Jews and to find out for themselves is Jesus is really the Jewish Messiah or not.

  • seriously u dont have to explain passover.... this guy is funny ur not dont even try to b

  • its called freedom of speech people. and its freaking hilarious!

  • lol I'm jewish and this is hilarius

  • you're jewish and u cant spell

  • hahahahaha omg how can you talk so fast

  • Why did you say that wasn't all true? That was completely true. The bread, the passover, the death.

  • 2:59 come over here charlotte I have grain in meh hand xD

  • haha... i seriously cant tell the difference...

    loveee glittery unicorns.

  • 0:44

    Couldn't breathe XD

  • I think you're hilarious, but come on....don't mess with jews. :) Nah I actually think this was frickin hilarious.

  • You make me laugh sparkly unicorns

  • lol "God and his glitteryness came through" haha

  • lol.

  • wow...

  • Lol

  • lol

  • ahhah, nice a punchline!

  • ahahahaha 0:19

    ahahahahahaha thats how im going to say it from now on

  • here kid, get a hair cut.

    i care, so save the hair, make a wig, put it on the pig

    muaha

  • lol...can you tell the difference between the shit that i made up, and the shit that people 2,000 years ago made up..

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA even if half that stuff is 'wrong' that was a fun way to learn :D

  • lol I don't get why people freak out so much over religion? Chill the fuck out learn to laugh.

  • the end, is the best thing on the planet lmao

  • does your pig ever eat people like the ones from hannibal? i can somehow see you training it to do that...

  • LOL I LOVE THE PIG!!!