E! Celebrity Cum Countdown

[MADzWx]

Why would someone send me this??

[RDJudesie]

Wait. Jude's only #58? NOT POSSIBLE! That can't be...especially if it's hand-crafted & requires a special diet in order to achieve the high-quality fluid being delivered...

[RDJudesie]

I need to experience to experience Jude's fluid first-hand. NOW.

[becomepostal]

Semenologists certainly have an interesting job.

[Koyukonn]

It tastes like wine and gets better with age, lol!!

[remoteviewing0]

IMMACULATE EJACULATE

[LookItsColette]

Will you marry me?

[AlicexMarilyn]

If you didn't listen to the words you wouldn't know that this was a parody, it's exactly like a real E! report.

[GirMcDog]

Oh My God, Paul Newman. XD

[LookItsColette]

the sad thing is, I could see E airing this on TV

[Rachelxo91]

mmm dilicious (=

[jumpropecity]

jesus christ how does this only have 26,000 views?

[Meenagotugood]

The funniest video I have seen on YouTube

[tmaj000]

priceless

[myfatcateating]

is this video really on E ?

[hedeced]

do you really ask the question ?

[EnhancedNightmare]

Sounds just like E! bs.

[Throoze]

hahahahahahaha such a funny video!

[bobzilla211]

this is dead on

[kourkoulaki]

This girl who says: "it's like ice cream coming out of a dick" is Scott's girlfriend, Erin?

[JAYTASTICROCKS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[vin7392]

"he is on a strict diet, of zinc tablets and egg whites, it may have severe effect on his health, but it makes his cum taste like a root beer float"

that's just genius.

[LilBrandont]

hahahahaha

[sherylllll]

Yes, I'll take one of those Jude Law rootbeer floats with extra ice cream, please.

[yvond07]

this is a bit too much for my "taste"".

[RighteousFool]

...no water! XD

[kevinriley17]

That's hillarious

[MethLabMedia]

paul newman is dead.

[DeadBeatNick]

I concur.

[johnnyratazana]

So...?

[MethLabMedia]

what do you mean "So", he's fuckin dead. straight up. like your sex life!

[johnnyratazana]

Jus because he's dead you can't make jokes with/about him?

[MethLabMedia]

no, he's just dead.

[carnyprincess]

who is??

[BuddhaBot]

HILLARIOUS.

[lebeiw15]

I didn't even hardly laugh at the "cum" references and whatnot; what made this video funny for me is how DEAD-ON it freakin' is. Watch E! Network and you'll see that this videeo is a damn near PERFECT parody. From the lame jokes the comedians made, to the annoying voiceover announcer, to how the video footage was used... just.. awesome.

[musicalpony]

Soooooooooooo true :P

[sigge951]

lmao

[groomdoggi]

gross.

[TheComedyGeek]

The Comedy Geek says "Fun, but not funny. "

Well, not all THAT funny, anyhow. I get that this is a parody of E! and celebrity culture and whatnot, but I didn't find all the people talking about cum to be inherently hilarious. Amusing, maybe, but not funny.

3 out of 5 stars.

[TheShinyDemon]

@ComedyGeek

Wow, you really are a geek!

Im sure I speak for everyone when I say we would like to thank you for your expert critique on the video; we are all truly informed on the sub par level of humour.

Pffsshhhhhh..

Its a video about how celebrities' FUCKING CUM TASTES. If you want to be taken seriously as a comedian, I suggest you grow up and get the hell over yourself.

[HemsefromdesreveR]

relax dude!

he kind of is right... this is funny, but not that hillarious.

guess what the comment section of youtube is for?

commenting! that's right!

that means that you can critizise a video and and write the reason why you don't like it.

and he gave the video 3/5... that means he thinks the video is worth watching.

I give this video the same 3/5...

[demonsoul2]

lAWL

[rysonvt]

comming at 58. lol

[cantcrap95]

this is messed up

[chamberamba123]

this must be a joke lol

[Rachelxo91]

MMM I want some of his ice cream. BAHA

[xEMTx]

the best part by far, "it taste like ice cream, coming out of a dick"

[LestatsLady92]

lol this is both hilarious and nasty at the same time xD

[cloudstrife1288]

this is kind of gross

[touchme001]

is this for real? I always wanted to taste his cum! Yum yum! BAHahaha

[Someone0like0me]

lawl why is everyone so grossed out by this?

i tought it was fucking funny

[tellyouwhat]

Very funny! But his spew tastes like strawberry ice cream not a root beer float. I know from experience. One time I had a 5 way with him, Sadie Frost, Sienna Miller and that skanky nanny he used to employ. We all took turns pleasuring Jude until he exploded. Good times, good times!

[Cymbalistic954]

HEY THE "SEMENOLOGIST" DR. IS THE SAME GUY FROM THE VID "MY SUPER SWEET FUNERAL"!!!! lol.... funny...

[themakerofthisvideo]

yeah, this is his channel

[HerRatness]

Aww love it!

[6xuncensored]

LMAO! great work!

[mrdaghaug]

Chuk norris dos not like this video.

[kingddd133]

holy crap im not sure whether to be laughed or grossed out......it wuz funny........but nasty.......that root beer float part was funny.....but horendusly (i cant spell that word) disgusting

[aleckie20]

this is retarded

[hamooon]

Right, that´s funny and disturbing, which in turn makes it all the funnier...and sicker...no really it´s sick

[mrrolemodel]

i wish i could taste jude law's cum.

he is one hot peice of man.

[cutthroatbusiness]

Hahahahahahahahaha. LMAO. This is a great example of what E! channel is into and talks about. Great work.

[martinautours]

where did you guys cum up with that? Very original, and again great production.

[vross14000]

???.........*nervous laugh*

[baltazaroz]

I like it i like it... i like it yeah

[BadLactose]

This is perfection!

[chaossaga]

Hilarious and gross at the same time xD

[nimTOMwitsch]

lol

[k97cross]

This simply inappropriate

[Frenchdayz]

You are simply inapropriate

[k97cross]

great comeback and you're apparently illiterate.

what good begets of this? huh?

[tellyouwhat]

Mr. Norris would like a word with you:

"You are an ill-tempered grammar Nazi with no sense of proper capitalization. Go back to high school, you dolt", he said.

[Frenchdayz]

I know how to spell, i just missed the second 'p'. You are the illiterate one as you only use "you're" when it is an item in your possesion, for the sentence you used it is "you are". You illiterate fuck

[Frenchdayz]

It was a great comeback was'nt it

[HotSauce147]

More like a great Cumback!

[Frenchdayz]

Nice one . . . i like that

[TaylorJ36]

ew...

[dero32]

Hahaha!

[bumblebee2013]

HHAHAHA! "it does take a tole on his physical health but it tastes like a root beer float" lol lmho!

[gotameanglare]

wtf? lol its so disturbing... really

[Goodguuuy]

OMG :D that's gross but hillarious

[gromstad23]

hahaha! Good one!

[soccerfan454]

hahahha holy fuck that was good.

[TheOriginalBoman]

'coming out of a dick'

it made me laugh

[timeforbloodywar]

lmfao wow that was great 5 stars

[sholto8]

"It's like wine. It gets better with age"

zomfg *VOMIT* o°/)

[Robot300]

i need a rootbeer float

[thebuddysystem]

LMFAO you're some kind of a GOD... ok so how do you get all of these amazing locations to shoot? Are you made of money? Do you know people? Or are you just in the right place at the right time?

[azm1987]

lol what the fuck

[camy205]

lmao

[soundscapenyc]

this was frickin hysterical!

[shawn793]

lol for some stupid reason i thought this was real lol good job dude

[hoobertyblah]

1:17 lol

[decadence9nin9]

and he's only number 58...

[afrozee]

ahhaha!

[JumpStop1]

hahaha, "it tastes like ice cream, coming out of a dick!" that video was strangely funny, but i laughed pretty hard

[ForsakenShield]

oh my god.

"its like wine. it gets better with age."

And the guy says it too! Holy crap lol. That vid was hilarious!

[noyeska]

Why doesn't your channel have more views and subscribers?

Your videos are consistent in their quality an humor. You should be a youtube partner!

[ForsakenShield]

I think so too! :D

[themaltesebippy]

LOL, I did! You guys do great work!!

[NyorexDC]

LOL!!!!!!!!! a lot!

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

hahahahah

[happyhead64]

SEMENOLGISTS!!!!! Tastes like Ice Cream...

ROFLMAO!!! Bravo! v v funny!

[bordman20]

hahaha the fitzer brothers is where it takes off in my opinion. Good stuff as always.

[breakout2317]

Haha, great work. A bit disconcerting at the end though; my mom is in love with Paul Newman.

[pavement27]

This is an older one. I saw this one before on your website...Glad you put it up on youtube because it is very funny

[RosemontAdam]

I don't even know what to say, aside from the fact that I will never ever drink root beer again.

The video looks amazing! Great work buddy!

[tearsofblood943]

OMG I laughed and gagged a little. Thank you

[apehodet]

it's just like those countdowns

[JiBendo]

Bizarre. Truly bizarre.

I'm going to give it the thumbs up anyway, but...wow, man, you've outdone yourself on the weird-o-meter.