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  • whole the world laughs at you torres hahaha

  • 2 years time ill be still scoring goals "nope chuck testa".

  • Uuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!! He's sooo fucking sexxxxxxyyyyyyy!!!!

  • tiger woods style. simples ;D

    

  • lol the last question is hilarious

  • im spanish this is pretty wrong

  • is the eng.subtitle match the interview?

  • @goodbyelullaby100 no they dont ;)

  • hahaaha XD great subtitles ...

  • You guys know that the subtitles are made up right? That's not what he's saying in spanish. But it's great! haha

  • @arrozzconleche you don't say Sherlock

  • I can't get enough of the subtitles in this video. "Drogba will be diving for gold" "Colleen will make cheap perfume that smells like Jamie Carragher" LMAO fantastic

  • 1 year after this was made by jamiecanter he joined chelsea and is now with didier drogba probably lauging about the scouse epic fail video :L

  • @Cwilliamson93 really? chelsea are weak atm and less said about torres 4 you guys the better

    

  • I know what you did in 2 year: You betrayed Liverpool Fans with a back-stabbing move to Chelsea!!!

  • wow!! que tio!!!! :P

  • Everyone is upset because he's no longer there to help us win. You liked him because he saved our asses constantly. He explained the reasons for his move many times, and they're valid. He wasn't getting what he needed to better his career at LFC. He left Atleti for the same reason, but we all know how much he still loves it. He's had nothing but nice things to say about the people, the fans, and the time he spent at LFC. He has to do what's best for him. It's not a hobby to him, it's his career.

  • @AmiF9T I completely agree!!!

  • @AmiF9T he didnt have nothing but nice things to say about lfc, watch his first few chelsea interviews

  • @AmiF9T Exactly.

  • The subtitles are Legit

  • Loved the subs ))) Torres The Badboy ))

  • i think people are being way to harsh on him its so childish people need to grow up and move on, im a fan of liverpool and i wish him all the best at chelsea he was good player for us, he was obvously unhappy at lfc. you cant stay in the same place forever you have to move on. he wants a new challenge chelsea showed intreast in him so he pushed to go there, hes got his carear as a footballer to think about. he,s a great player. still love you EL NINO

  • You have to change the description to: Chelsea's number 9 answers questions on hot topics such as ect. I am a Liverpool fan and Torres thinks he made the right move to chelsea when in fact on his debut for chelsea against Liverpool chelsea lost :) Have that Carlo and you Fernando you Bruno look a like. He arrived at stamford bridge with a handbag the faggot.

  • even though it's fake and pissed me off i laughed at the tiger woods part ha ha...

  • does someone know the original video? without those fake subtitles?

  • wth lol :]

  • @LEONSKENNEDY1100 why am i replying to myself

  • The subtitles must be fake!... right?

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  • @pcrjMATH If your a liverpool fan remove this comment.

  • HAHA! would be funny if someone try to learn Spanish from this video jaja

  • hahaha fake but funny!

  • hahaha tiger woods style funny vid cum on you reds, YNWA

  • though they were real!!!! :D My names fernando torres and i eat frosties :D

  • Throughout the translation, I was just kind of like, "Are you shitting me?"

  • these subtitles confused me a lot , but then i watch it again , and thanks to fernando torres i learn something important

  • :D:D:D:D itS soo funny...

  • hahaha, this translation is terribly idomatic, left out alot of what he was truly saying. I mean yeah the overall meaning was expressed, but the way he translated it is FREAKING hilarious.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • handling a soccer ball is like handling a woman XD

  • lol it made me laugh at then end

  • wow so cool styles.......

  • it's a joke! omg people don't get it...

  • translate is bullshit, i know spanish, and those are lies, lol!!

  • Frosties??

  • the translate is wrong :( (el esta explicando su juego para marcar gol) :D

  • Isn't she loooovely

  • wow i guess he's not really saying those things...took me long enough lol

  • Why did you translate it wrong?If you hate Nando,FUCK YOU!!

  • @zmajzmaj123: It's supposed to be a JOKE -_- Take it easy...

  • Oh wow i was soo confused the whole time i was watching this video cause the subtitles are wrong and the video is him giving soccer tips

  • @JCarew13 well before they came to an aqreement manchester city wanted him

  • the man added this subs is MALAKA!

  • shit funny how rooney mght go to manchester city soon

    haa

  • Wayne Rooney Made 25 accounts to dislike this video.

  • @n0fearftw haha what a joke

  • HAHAHAAA lols the subtitles are just too funny ;D Viva El Niño!

  • loooolol simples

  • wheres the real subtitles

  • loooooool :D

  • FABULOUS SUBTITLES.

  • damn funny !!!!!!

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  • CMON TOMORROW MATES! ILL BE THERE CHEERING FOR YOU!!!

  • hahahhahah........ sexy chat .,,,,,,, lol

  • I was thinking..wait a minute, Man CITY??? Then I realized it was a joke!!! lol

  • this is epic!

  • rofl i didnt know it was a joke until he said "no one gives a shit" haha

  • @bollesvin lmao me to

  • Haha helerius! Make one about Tiger Woods as well!

  • LOL! Take women from behind XD

  • Never laughed this much at a YouTube video.

    Well done. :D

  • ahaha this was efifng hilarious! 'tiger woods style' very funny :)

  • Dudes it's just a joke. A damn good joke. So stop being so pissed off.

  • didier drogba will be diving for gold hahahahahahah i lost it.

  • lol fake

    

  • fake

    

  • uhhh, fake interview. verry funny. NOT.

  • this is truly horrible u shud be ashamed of yourself!!!!!!

  • hahahahaha who cares if he said it or not? That was hilarious :)

  • Fucking brilliant

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaha

    too funny especially the tiger woods style...l0l

  • LOL!

    

  • Haha, was pissing myself laughing at that. :P

    To some of these comments I've seen... take a joke! I was honestly staring in disbelief at this video for quite a while.

  • sexy man <3 lol i know hes not saying that, but its still real funny!

  • he didn't say that.

    like not even close.

    but it's hilarious to see people

    believe the subtitles.

    Aha.

  • Whats wrong being with fernando TOrres? Cant he be bold one day!!!

  • @gamezover2468s he has been nearly as bald before...

  • this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

  • dude this is retarded thts not what he sed its on nike.com thts where the video was made

  • lol genius!

  • He couldn't have said all of that he seems of a too nice to say those words. His lovely I don't believe he said that

  • hahahhahhahaa , wow i ' ve never laughed this fucking muchh . i love how nando would never say this shitt . best partt ; Kicking a football is like handling women , its important to take her from behind and follow through with enough power and theyll come rolling in . tiger woods style . simpless . lmao , no joke:D

    IM IN LOVE WITH NANDO♥

  • lol he's too sexual in dis vid rofl

  • Hahaha.

  • lol at the fake subtitles

  • what the.. ?!

    don't try to make him look bad. :O

    anyway he is DAMN hot. :D

  • los subtitulos estan mal el nino nunca diria esas cosas!

  • How exactly should I kick a football? " Kicking a football is like handling women, It's important to take her from behimnd , Following through with enough power and they'll come rolling in... xD hahahahahahha

  • someting wrong with the subs !

  • someting wrong with the subs !

  • hahah thats a good one

    but just so ye all no he didnt say that

  • "Hello, My name is Fernando Torres and I eat Frosties" LOL

  • LMAO. These subtitles are too much. "Tiger Woods style" hahahhaah

  • i really never laughed so hard..

  • did he realy say that??

  • @irishelk1 No he didn't. This is for fun :P

  • @andreasf96 hes such a legend

  • @irishelk1 yeah

  • Torres didn't say that!!

    I saw the real vid. and he's showing how to make goal.(:

    But this vid. is funny!x'D

  • ahh fernando♥

  • you dirty boy torres;) take me from behind;)

  • haha.. when i read the subtitles i was like... HUH hes not saying that in spanish !

  • torres <3

  • lol fuckin funny. Even tho I know wat he's saying way off....lmao but I agree about taking her from behind, that's how I do wen I play xP lmao jk

  • Hahahaha "it's important to take her from behind". Lmfao

  • so damn fake. fernando its like that.. "im fernando torres and i eat frosties?"

    we know he did an ad for frosties but i know he wont say shit like that.. and other stuff like women and all. cheapass trying to make torres look bad -_- get a life

  • THIS IS SO FAKE. "It's important to take her from behind" xD

  • WTF he's not even saying that.... LIAR!!!!

    LYING BITCH!! hahaha jk xP

  • wow, people always put subtitles to what fernando is saying when he speaks spanish. none of its true or even funny. people try to make him look bad or conceited, which really he's not.

  • ahahhaha

  • hahah, lol. take her from behind: D

  • la traduccion es cualquiera...

  • twist and shout Beatles ^^

  • ur IDIOT. he was talking bout his moving and how to score a goal and stuff, he wasn't answering any questions. ur a jerk. ://

  • ur a retard

  • hahahah thats hilarious

  • what the hell? you made the subtitles all wrong, he isnt saying that . he's really talking abou the plays and you totally changed it to sex. get a life

  • Lmao!!! I didnt notice the subs at first and then i read them and i couldnt stop laughing! Nice job man!

  • hahah very funny.

  • wtf the subtitles, sorry but they are wrong...

  • Take her from behind? :P Whaha Nice Nice

  • Calling sexy chat lines eh?

  • LOL obviously the subtitles are wrong. BUT its so funny. :')

  • Lies

  • wtf these are wrong!!!

  • Que subtitulos tan idiotas,, ;B

  • im portuguese, but i understand spanish and the subtitles are so wrong :P SO FUNNY though, and he is soo sexy. sexiest guy on earth . <3

  • 'Ill still be here calling sexy chat lines' HAHAHAHAH!

  • HAHAHA

  • Torres is a SUPER player of football !And he is very cute !

  • When was the video shot?

  • I speak Spanish and he is not saying what the subtitles say. He is actually explaining his moves when he is in the field playing and how you can score a goal

  • ahaha, these subtitles are killing me ahaha, wow this is hilarious

  • Omg this is hilarious. I speak Spanish so it was really hard to read the subtitles and not laugh. This was so perfect. Basically Torres was just explaining how to fake, dribble and shoot the ball. But they put fake subtitles up. I love this video so much.

  • Hey, could somebody translate what he is really saying?

    I eat frosties :D

  • Lol so obvious torres is not saying what the subtitles say

  • hahaahahah

  • lmfao

  • haha nice. and i am soo glad he finally cut his hair

  • lmfao bullshit! he didn't say any of that lmao

  • HAHAHAHAH. i love whoever created the subtitles.

  • LOL

  • gay subtitles! BS 

  • Haha i love this! its genius!!!)))))

  • He is talking about his movement! The subtitles are completely different!

  • LOLOL. Omg oh. I was about to say, he's got some balls saying that shit. Epic.

  • haha "hitting it from behind..tyger woods style" LMAO!!!! nd no people he didnt really say all these line..he was showing us some procedure on how to scores some goals

  • LMAO best thing ever

  • hahaha, I'm Danny, Spain, and I assure you that what Torres is saying actually has nothing to do with the captions hahaha.

  • haha Torres talks about handeling a girl ;)

  • lol.. i never seen ronaldo or messi take free kicks with a follow through

  • LOL

  • LOL! genius, i can't stop laughing :D

  • He MY HERO!!! and he the BEST!

  • el più forte del mundo

  • lmao quality!!!

  • tiger woods style haha

  • umm he's talking about how to play soccer, not what you put in the subtitles. I speak spanish and everything he said deals with how to handle the ball. dumbass.

  • umm he's talking about how to play soccer, not what you put in the subtitles. I speak spanish and everything he said deals with how to handle the ball. dumbass.

  • This is just a funny translation, Fernando didn't say that.