I can't get enough of the subtitles in this video. "Drogba will be diving for gold" "Colleen will make cheap perfume that smells like Jamie Carragher" LMAO fantastic
Everyone is upset because he's no longer there to help us win. You liked him because he saved our asses constantly. He explained the reasons for his move many times, and they're valid. He wasn't getting what he needed to better his career at LFC. He left Atleti for the same reason, but we all know how much he still loves it. He's had nothing but nice things to say about the people, the fans, and the time he spent at LFC. He has to do what's best for him. It's not a hobby to him, it's his career.
i think people are being way to harsh on him its so childish people need to grow up and move on, im a fan of liverpool and i wish him all the best at chelsea he was good player for us, he was obvously unhappy at lfc. you cant stay in the same place forever you have to move on. he wants a new challenge chelsea showed intreast in him so he pushed to go there, hes got his carear as a footballer to think about. he,s a great player. still love you EL NINO
You have to change the description to: Chelsea's number 9 answers questions on hot topics such as ect. I am a Liverpool fan and Torres thinks he made the right move to chelsea when in fact on his debut for chelsea against Liverpool chelsea lost :) Have that Carlo and you Fernando you Bruno look a like. He arrived at stamford bridge with a handbag the faggot.
hahaha, this translation is terribly idomatic, left out alot of what he was truly saying. I mean yeah the overall meaning was expressed, but the way he translated it is FREAKING hilarious.
hahahhahhahaa , wow i ' ve never laughed this fucking muchh . i love how nando would never say this shitt . best partt ; Kicking a football is like handling women , its important to take her from behind and follow through with enough power and theyll come rolling in . tiger woods style . simpless . lmao , no joke:D
WOAH woah for a minute i actually believed the shit in the subtitles like
"Hello, My name is Fernando Torres and I eat Frosties" i like BURSTED out laughing thinking Torres was hot AND funny and then "Coleen will bring out cheap perfume" "thing is, no one gives a shit" i was like wtf ...??
ahahhahahahah this is the funnies shit ever Torres would never say this
How exactly should I kick a football? " Kicking a football is like handling women, It's important to take her from behimnd , Following through with enough power and they'll come rolling in... xD hahahahahahha
so damn fake. fernando its like that.. "im fernando torres and i eat frosties?"
we know he did an ad for frosties but i know he wont say shit like that.. and other stuff like women and all. cheapass trying to make torres look bad -_- get a life
wow, people always put subtitles to what fernando is saying when he speaks spanish. none of its true or even funny. people try to make him look bad or conceited, which really he's not.
what the hell? you made the subtitles all wrong, he isnt saying that . he's really talking abou the plays and you totally changed it to sex. get a life
I speak Spanish and he is not saying what the subtitles say. He is actually explaining his moves when he is in the field playing and how you can score a goal
Omg this is hilarious. I speak Spanish so it was really hard to read the subtitles and not laugh. This was so perfect. Basically Torres was just explaining how to fake, dribble and shoot the ball. But they put fake subtitles up. I love this video so much.
haha "hitting it from behind..tyger woods style" LMAO!!!! nd no people he didnt really say all these line..he was showing us some procedure on how to scores some goals
umm he's talking about how to play soccer, not what you put in the subtitles. I speak spanish and everything he said deals with how to handle the ball. dumbass.
umm he's talking about how to play soccer, not what you put in the subtitles. I speak spanish and everything he said deals with how to handle the ball. dumbass.
whole the world laughs at you torres hahaha
TheKuka007 1 month ago
2 years time ill be still scoring goals "nope chuck testa".
xXOrangeMunchkinXx 2 months ago
Uuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!! He's sooo fucking sexxxxxxyyyyyyy!!!!
JennyGatBangBang 2 months ago
tiger woods style. simples ;D
alisameer7 2 months ago
lol the last question is hilarious
deLasChivas 3 months ago
im spanish this is pretty wrong
LegendFT9 4 months ago
is the eng.subtitle match the interview?
goodbyelullaby100 7 months ago
@goodbyelullaby100 no they dont ;)
sk8comun 6 months ago
hahaaha XD great subtitles ...
SeyvdeSanz 10 months ago
You guys know that the subtitles are made up right? That's not what he's saying in spanish. But it's great! haha
arrozzconleche 10 months ago 10
@arrozzconleche you don't say Sherlock
lovestospooge6969 9 months ago
I can't get enough of the subtitles in this video. "Drogba will be diving for gold" "Colleen will make cheap perfume that smells like Jamie Carragher" LMAO fantastic
deedee51687 10 months ago
1 year after this was made by jamiecanter he joined chelsea and is now with didier drogba probably lauging about the scouse epic fail video :L
Cwilliamson93 11 months ago
@Cwilliamson93 really? chelsea are weak atm and less said about torres 4 you guys the better
0113L 10 months ago
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I know what you did in 2 years: You betrayed Liverpool Fans with a back-stabbing move to Chelsea!!!
OverdownXX85 11 months ago
I know what you did in 2 year: You betrayed Liverpool Fans with a back-stabbing move to Chelsea!!!
OverdownXX85 11 months ago
wow!! que tio!!!! :P
YoSoyZuri 1 year ago
Everyone is upset because he's no longer there to help us win. You liked him because he saved our asses constantly. He explained the reasons for his move many times, and they're valid. He wasn't getting what he needed to better his career at LFC. He left Atleti for the same reason, but we all know how much he still loves it. He's had nothing but nice things to say about the people, the fans, and the time he spent at LFC. He has to do what's best for him. It's not a hobby to him, it's his career.
AmiF9T 1 year ago 46
@AmiF9T I completely agree!!!
Nuty90 10 months ago
@AmiF9T he didnt have nothing but nice things to say about lfc, watch his first few chelsea interviews
Skybluezsam 8 months ago 3
@AmiF9T Exactly.
Umer447 3 months ago
The subtitles are Legit
Crugretor 1 year ago
Loved the subs ))) Torres The Badboy ))
grumbler1 1 year ago
i think people are being way to harsh on him its so childish people need to grow up and move on, im a fan of liverpool and i wish him all the best at chelsea he was good player for us, he was obvously unhappy at lfc. you cant stay in the same place forever you have to move on. he wants a new challenge chelsea showed intreast in him so he pushed to go there, hes got his carear as a footballer to think about. he,s a great player. still love you EL NINO
lovedamusicbaby14 1 year ago 7
You have to change the description to: Chelsea's number 9 answers questions on hot topics such as ect. I am a Liverpool fan and Torres thinks he made the right move to chelsea when in fact on his debut for chelsea against Liverpool chelsea lost :) Have that Carlo and you Fernando you Bruno look a like. He arrived at stamford bridge with a handbag the faggot.
HughezHD 1 year ago
even though it's fake and pissed me off i laughed at the tiger woods part ha ha...
Neprulz85 1 year ago
does someone know the original video? without those fake subtitles?
juustop 1 year ago
wth lol :]
LEONSKENNEDY1100 1 year ago
@LEONSKENNEDY1100 why am i replying to myself
LEONSKENNEDY1100 1 year ago
The subtitles must be fake!... right?
Tz0H 1 year ago
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pcrjMATH 1 year ago
@pcrjMATH If your a liverpool fan remove this comment.
HughezHD 1 year ago
HAHA! would be funny if someone try to learn Spanish from this video jaja
Spanishfutbol2010 1 year ago
hahaha fake but funny!
PeaceDoggyDog 1 year ago
hahaha tiger woods style funny vid cum on you reds, YNWA
deanlfc3989 1 year ago
though they were real!!!! :D My names fernando torres and i eat frosties :D
MrTorresowns99 1 year ago
Throughout the translation, I was just kind of like, "Are you shitting me?"
FakeApology 1 year ago
these subtitles confused me a lot , but then i watch it again , and thanks to fernando torres i learn something important
55charlietoy 1 year ago
:D:D:D:D itS soo funny...
shippouchan94 1 year ago
hahaha, this translation is terribly idomatic, left out alot of what he was truly saying. I mean yeah the overall meaning was expressed, but the way he translated it is FREAKING hilarious.
Visoball5550 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
alyssasaysily 1 year ago
handling a soccer ball is like handling a woman XD
TheFernandotorres17 1 year ago
lol it made me laugh at then end
indestructible413 1 year ago
wow so cool styles.......
zafrulspeedodevo 1 year ago
it's a joke! omg people don't get it...
bigbluedog0 1 year ago
translate is bullshit, i know spanish, and those are lies, lol!!
spaniardrcks 1 year ago
Frosties??
MrTorresowns99 1 year ago
the translate is wrong :( (el esta explicando su juego para marcar gol) :D
sagryel 1 year ago
Isn't she loooovely
backlikevertabrae 1 year ago
wow i guess he's not really saying those things...took me long enough lol
irhjma30000 1 year ago
Why did you translate it wrong?If you hate Nando,FUCK YOU!!
zmajzmaj123 1 year ago
@zmajzmaj123: It's supposed to be a JOKE -_- Take it easy...
animelover123 1 year ago
Oh wow i was soo confused the whole time i was watching this video cause the subtitles are wrong and the video is him giving soccer tips
luvsupastinks 1 year ago
@JCarew13 well before they came to an aqreement manchester city wanted him
iPerez69 1 year ago
the man added this subs is MALAKA!
SuarezZz9 1 year ago
shit funny how rooney mght go to manchester city soon
haa
iPerez69 1 year ago
Wayne Rooney Made 25 accounts to dislike this video.
n0fearftw 1 year ago 66
@n0fearftw haha what a joke
TheKuka007 1 month ago
HAHAHAAA lols the subtitles are just too funny ;D Viva El Niño!
Misspooplex 1 year ago
loooolol simples
LumixGoals 1 year ago
wheres the real subtitles
JesseRoyle1 1 year ago
loooooool :D
FT9MCENMU 1 year ago
FABULOUS SUBTITLES.
sthprkbutterslovers 1 year ago
damn funny !!!!!!
DivaliciousMedz 1 year ago
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sthprkbutterslovers 1 year ago
CMON TOMORROW MATES! ILL BE THERE CHEERING FOR YOU!!!
ChRIs23696 1 year ago
hahahhahah........ sexy chat .,,,,,,, lol
cabdiqaadir1990 1 year ago
I was thinking..wait a minute, Man CITY??? Then I realized it was a joke!!! lol
kissthebunnie 1 year ago
this is epic!
900elnino009 1 year ago
rofl i didnt know it was a joke until he said "no one gives a shit" haha
bollesvin 1 year ago 4
@bollesvin lmao me to
liverpool0690 1 year ago
Haha helerius! Make one about Tiger Woods as well!
merdoc2008 1 year ago
LOL! Take women from behind XD
hjm1984 1 year ago
Never laughed this much at a YouTube video.
Well done. :D
BubbleGum90196 1 year ago
ahaha this was efifng hilarious! 'tiger woods style' very funny :)
30ORANGE30 1 year ago
Dudes it's just a joke. A damn good joke. So stop being so pissed off.
TehJoeJr 1 year ago 3
didier drogba will be diving for gold hahahahahahah i lost it.
soccersb05 1 year ago
lol fake
thetotal90guy 1 year ago
fake
PeaceDoggyDog 1 year ago
uhhh, fake interview. verry funny. NOT.
TinaToniTini1 1 year ago
this is truly horrible u shud be ashamed of yourself!!!!!!
MrArgyle12 1 year ago
hahahahaha who cares if he said it or not? That was hilarious :)
othatmentalkid 1 year ago
Fucking brilliant
TumbleRumble 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
too funny especially the tiger woods style...l0l
DArkmAsteRXKhEvISh 1 year ago
LOL!
Thepwner1996 1 year ago
Haha, was pissing myself laughing at that. :P
To some of these comments I've seen... take a joke! I was honestly staring in disbelief at this video for quite a while.
chrisy177 1 year ago
sexy man <3 lol i know hes not saying that, but its still real funny!
LadyyTorres9 1 year ago
he didn't say that.
like not even close.
but it's hilarious to see people
believe the subtitles.
Aha.
mexichic15 1 year ago
Whats wrong being with fernando TOrres? Cant he be bold one day!!!
gamezover2468s 1 year ago
@gamezover2468s he has been nearly as bald before...
Tawkiie 1 year ago
this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen!
sarabeara1993 1 year ago
dude this is retarded thts not what he sed its on nike.com thts where the video was made
superpen2012 1 year ago
lol genius!
Totalmachine09 1 year ago
He couldn't have said all of that he seems of a too nice to say those words. His lovely I don't believe he said that
TakeThatChick101 1 year ago
hahahhahhahaa , wow i ' ve never laughed this fucking muchh . i love how nando would never say this shitt . best partt ; Kicking a football is like handling women , its important to take her from behind and follow through with enough power and theyll come rolling in . tiger woods style . simpless . lmao , no joke:D
IM IN LOVE WITH NANDO♥
TwilightxKelsey2110 1 year ago
lol he's too sexual in dis vid rofl
theTNTman 1 year ago
Hahaha.
duhnieluh 1 year ago
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WOAH woah for a minute i actually believed the shit in the subtitles like
"Hello, My name is Fernando Torres and I eat Frosties" i like BURSTED out laughing thinking Torres was hot AND funny and then "Coleen will bring out cheap perfume" "thing is, no one gives a shit" i was like wtf ...??
ahahhahahahah this is the funnies shit ever Torres would never say this
ABSOLUTEKOL 1 year ago
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ABSOLUTEKOL 1 year ago
lol at the fake subtitles
lolomggabielle 1 year ago
what the.. ?!
don't try to make him look bad. :O
anyway he is DAMN hot. :D
xTeamxNileyx 1 year ago
los subtitulos estan mal el nino nunca diria esas cosas!
LadyArcherHood 1 year ago
How exactly should I kick a football? " Kicking a football is like handling women, It's important to take her from behimnd , Following through with enough power and they'll come rolling in... xD hahahahahahha
FoSkater 1 year ago
someting wrong with the subs !
MeTaLQuEeNa 1 year ago
someting wrong with the subs !
MeTaLQuEeNa 1 year ago
hahah thats a good one
but just so ye all no he didnt say that
xxTheGalwayGirlxx 1 year ago
"Hello, My name is Fernando Torres and I eat Frosties" LOL
liisu94 1 year ago 2
LMAO. These subtitles are too much. "Tiger Woods style" hahahhaah
GoldenChowder3 1 year ago 50
i really never laughed so hard..
Pwnatsf 1 year ago
did he realy say that??
irishelk1 1 year ago
@irishelk1 No he didn't. This is for fun :P
andreasf96 1 year ago
@andreasf96 hes such a legend
irishelk1 1 year ago
@irishelk1 yeah
andreasf96 1 year ago
Torres didn't say that!!
I saw the real vid. and he's showing how to make goal.(:
But this vid. is funny!x'D
FatiimaLovesJB 1 year ago
ahh fernando♥
xmichellex95 1 year ago
you dirty boy torres;) take me from behind;)
lovinliverpool 1 year ago
haha.. when i read the subtitles i was like... HUH hes not saying that in spanish !
itsurgurlzah 1 year ago
torres <3
TomSturridgexoxo 1 year ago
lol fuckin funny. Even tho I know wat he's saying way off....lmao but I agree about taking her from behind, that's how I do wen I play xP lmao jk
hotestgirl911 1 year ago
Hahahaha "it's important to take her from behind". Lmfao
deveneysa 1 year ago
so damn fake. fernando its like that.. "im fernando torres and i eat frosties?"
we know he did an ad for frosties but i know he wont say shit like that.. and other stuff like women and all. cheapass trying to make torres look bad -_- get a life
madzk7 1 year ago 2
THIS IS SO FAKE. "It's important to take her from behind" xD
smallbimbo 1 year ago 2
WTF he's not even saying that.... LIAR!!!!
LYING BITCH!! hahaha jk xP
vburgos001 1 year ago
wow, people always put subtitles to what fernando is saying when he speaks spanish. none of its true or even funny. people try to make him look bad or conceited, which really he's not.
hollisterluver264 1 year ago
ahahhaha
ScreamSingAndLaugh 1 year ago
hahah, lol. take her from behind: D
Ganebadovada 1 year ago
la traduccion es cualquiera...
tannella 1 year ago
twist and shout Beatles ^^
IgorRodriguez07 1 year ago
ur IDIOT. he was talking bout his moving and how to score a goal and stuff, he wasn't answering any questions. ur a jerk. ://
MilicaStringini 1 year ago
ur a retard
tgnd93 1 year ago
hahahah thats hilarious
dododo655 1 year ago
what the hell? you made the subtitles all wrong, he isnt saying that . he's really talking abou the plays and you totally changed it to sex. get a life
MrsZachPorter 1 year ago 2
Lmao!!! I didnt notice the subs at first and then i read them and i couldnt stop laughing! Nice job man!
fifmister7 1 year ago
hahah very funny.
caitlinmooneyfu 1 year ago
wtf the subtitles, sorry but they are wrong...
VaneLovee 1 year ago
Take her from behind? :P Whaha Nice Nice
Karamanio 1 year ago
Calling sexy chat lines eh?
thekaleys 1 year ago
LOL obviously the subtitles are wrong. BUT its so funny. :')
abbeyroad6227 1 year ago
Lies
xXgenecis209Xx 1 year ago
wtf these are wrong!!!
richard21solava 1 year ago
Que subtitulos tan idiotas,, ;B
MrCococoa 1 year ago 18
im portuguese, but i understand spanish and the subtitles are so wrong :P SO FUNNY though, and he is soo sexy. sexiest guy on earth . <3
xoxobaby03 1 year ago
'Ill still be here calling sexy chat lines' HAHAHAHAH!
Contraproductive 1 year ago
HAHAHA
kellyc612 1 year ago
Torres is a SUPER player of football !And he is very cute !
Shin0Shi 1 year ago
When was the video shot?
yunwoantyng 1 year ago
I speak Spanish and he is not saying what the subtitles say. He is actually explaining his moves when he is in the field playing and how you can score a goal
paujonas 1 year ago
ahaha, these subtitles are killing me ahaha, wow this is hilarious
Tanzz88 1 year ago
Omg this is hilarious. I speak Spanish so it was really hard to read the subtitles and not laugh. This was so perfect. Basically Torres was just explaining how to fake, dribble and shoot the ball. But they put fake subtitles up. I love this video so much.
Elendira 1 year ago
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Nice subtitles. I would die if he actually said those things.
LumosLiz 1 year ago
Hey, could somebody translate what he is really saying?
I eat frosties :D
liurbekanopa 1 year ago
Lol so obvious torres is not saying what the subtitles say
randomness265 1 year ago
hahaahahah
makeuplike 1 year ago
lmfao
B0sTonCeltics20534 1 year ago
haha nice. and i am soo glad he finally cut his hair
izzylizzy95 1 year ago 2
lmfao bullshit! he didn't say any of that lmao
Millieex33 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAH. i love whoever created the subtitles.
SPEEDOFSOUND2009 1 year ago
LOL
SophieSophiSophy 1 year ago
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he's talking about how to play soccer, not what you put in the subtitles
meraguara 1 year ago
gay subtitles! BS
MusicAddict1020 1 year ago
Haha i love this! its genius!!!)))))
latindancerr 1 year ago
He is talking about his movement! The subtitles are completely different!
atdspada 1 year ago
LOLOL. Omg oh. I was about to say, he's got some balls saying that shit. Epic.
coolkidplz 1 year ago
haha "hitting it from behind..tyger woods style" LMAO!!!! nd no people he didnt really say all these line..he was showing us some procedure on how to scores some goals
em1b20vtec89 1 year ago
LMAO best thing ever
Jaass 1 year ago
hahaha, I'm Danny, Spain, and I assure you that what Torres is saying actually has nothing to do with the captions hahaha.
Soention94 1 year ago
haha Torres talks about handeling a girl ;)
lloydboi995 1 year ago
lol.. i never seen ronaldo or messi take free kicks with a follow through
tenseman08 1 year ago
LOL
HIM666dark6light 1 year ago
LOL! genius, i can't stop laughing :D
viviennehtrulock 1 year ago
He MY HERO!!! and he the BEST!
nova916 1 year ago
el più forte del mundo
o0Davix0o 1 year ago
lmao quality!!!
bugsyjk 1 year ago
tiger woods style haha
vivalamusica52 1 year ago 2
umm he's talking about how to play soccer, not what you put in the subtitles. I speak spanish and everything he said deals with how to handle the ball. dumbass.
stephNAC16 1 year ago
umm he's talking about how to play soccer, not what you put in the subtitles. I speak spanish and everything he said deals with how to handle the ball. dumbass.
stephNAC16 1 year ago
This is just a funny translation, Fernando didn't say that.