Tenacious D the Pick of Destiny - Song Lyrics

[damianomc]

EPIC!!!!!! I listened to this while fighting the juggernaut on Twisted Metal (the new one on PS3), and I killed his ass!!!

[TheBdl1978]

As goofy as their lyrics are they are still more talented than most of the crap bands out there today.

[ghostyguy]

He who's a geezer, must fit in my freezer....

Nope, nothing wrong here. Seems legit.

Moove along, please.

[igo270]

00:00

[nomedeuusuario]

barack obama susan boyle great wall china frozen peas and charmander WTF IS THIS TAG LIST?

[fragniz]

horrible sound quality...but hell at least it's actually UP on yt so thank you for the upload it's an awesome song and perfect for the end of the movie (and the music vid is hilarious xP (the real vid not this lyric vid but this lyric vid is awesome thanks to the song xP))

[tayl100]

So, why is Charmander in the tags list?

[darkabyss93]

@tayl100 i don't even remember this! was a few years back, i must've just had a moment :L

[Ziek2006]

@tayl100 Out of all the things that he wrote in the tags that make no sense at all, you only picked up Charmander?

[Zimeroy]

22 people aren't groovy

[1017supra]

of destiny

[LilCagenut]

rofl... "Evil Kapow"

[gojobo383]

22 people suck boney

[usernameisnotu]

poly goustarw autous tous tenacious d!!!

edw sthn ellada kanoun megalh 8raush

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[fcarlos2002]

aaaaaaa adoro essa musica love you tenacius D

[cheeroandtaco5]

CAUSE IT'S THE PIG that's what hear every time I know it's the wrong word but that's what I hear

[DhaDawgg]

'cause it's the PIAGHK!

[ImmoralFlame68785675]

22 people don't know how to do cock push-ups.

[BlaCk18447]

eh a musica musica dpois do the metal

[tricky28597]

the world's best song!

[Gurkmassa]

I love how they practically summarizes the whole movie in less than 3 minutes xD

[Coldfusionstudios95]

lol i havent heared this song in years i loved it :)

[Gwat]

and beyonce and..... JAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ JAZZZZZY WHERE DA FUCK ARE U>>>>> U ARE ALSO THE GREATEST U MAKE MORE DAN EM

[Gwat]

fav song atm

[TheSouleater66]

seriously, that joke "hurr durr, x number of people did y" is fucking old, it stopped being funny after the first idiot invented it, now only thumb-whores use that shit to get thumbs, because they think it somehow mean something on their stupid and mediocre lifes.

[Decipherablex]

They shouldv'e put the Sasquatch moment in the song.

[rebelian7]

guitar solo is fucking sexy

[stefanski48]

22 people are Geezers that live in freezers.

[stefanski48]

'Cuz it's the pick!!!

[DaftRayS]

Goddamnit this should have waaay more views o.O

[LongshanksSid]

this song is fuckin insane...

[LongshanksSid]

@LongshanksSid What group of twats have clicked on unlike. Shitheads!!

[SatanLovesMetal]

@Darkabyss93

Dont Begin Every Word With A Capital!

[Decipherablex]

I've listened to this so much today that whenever I open my mouth this song plays at a low volume.

[BushyBushings]

Cock pushups and the power sliiheed!

Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hiieed!

[YaiibaX]

I wanna be in his movie!!

[lbjoshbal]

and thats what it's about. nice. cock push ups. haha.

[123RainbowLlama]

KG on that solo 1:48



[traviskoss]

"And if you're a Croney, then suck on my boney"

lol

[snotspit666]

i like your movei



[101mortalkombat]

chicken chow mein

[rochelleheremaia]

man I love Jack Black hes the best actor/singer/song writer ever he's my idol man but if I saw the devil I'd ask him to sign my shit and I'd break his tooth so I can have it LOL my mum hates this movie because we always sing the songs 24/7 but I reckon its one of the most fucken awesomiest movies ever

[LeSnupiz]

M0:00R 

[JohnDarkSyde]

@LeSnupiz you mean M0:00RE?

[kelly3093]

Dude, we're in this.

[sniperprice626]

I love this movie it's so funny I was watching it with friends and couldn't stop laughin,they make really good songs

[Juugo14789]

i saw this movie yestrday, is fucking insane and funny as fuck

[supermanguy0000]

22 people are scared to touch the devils tooth

[iTzLeGiitGaMiinG]

I'd like to play guitar with the Devils tooth xD

[Deathfromabove931]

My bro and me played this for the talent show at our show our stage names me(jables) my brother mark(Kage) we preformed this song dude you shouldve seen all the teachers when we said cock push ups they were like oh my...but we said fuck and there like eh I don't care..... We won first second and third hell we won them all cuz everyone cast there vote for us and only us....Tenacious D Rocks.... Jack Black is amazing also :p

[jared0shane]

do you guys really have to make mean comments about people do you really have that much of no life.

[brucetherenegade]

in dead island. there is a weapon called the pick of destiny. i gotta get this weapon.

[AwesomeEmosewa]

@brucetherenegade Lol i said the same thing!

[Megadeth73097]

awesome

[littleblackasiandude]

i was so groovey i was in the movie:D

[chocolatebear333]

if you are groovey, then get in my movie haha

[Im9002glorious]

The wizard and the Bieber had a battle Royal

The bieber almost killed him with a gay kapow

But then he stomped his vagina and the bieber said ow.

[thewookienoise]

@Im9002glorious stfu....yes bieber sucks but seriously just stfu

[liorfigman111]

@Im9002glorious the bieber almost killed with a evil gaypow

[hicast1]

22 people are garggling mayonaise



[THANATOS112220]

Tenacious D are actually pretty good live, but they just don't take themselves that seriously.

[DarkLordNagash]

@THANATOS112220 you mean they don't take themselves seriously at all ^^ (see "master exploder" = 100% playback xD)

[THANATOS112220]

@DarkLordNagash Yeah I saw that, and it was funny.

[AlphaProtocolPivot]

@DarkLordNagash It was in the movie, what do you expect?

[DarkLordNagash]

@AlphaProtocolPivot I expect funny shit ^^

[AlphaProtocolPivot]

@DarkLordNagash xD

[Juanirva]

The pick of destiny's child?, yeh, who wants that one?...

[DarkLordNagash]

who gives a fuck about a diamond on a platinum chain anyway ?

[salesy2k6]

im a kid and tenacious d is one of my favourite duets

[TheDipshit351]

Never knew cock pushups come in handy????

[crazylego8]

@TheDipshit351 yep never know when you need to deactivate lazerz!

[DarklingPuppet]

The video to this song is freaking hilarious

[100EmoKatt]

The wizard and had a battle royale ,The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow, But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said OW!

I love The D

[MyRoman420]

ALL HAIL TENACIOUS D THE GODS OF ROCK N ROLE AND ALL THAT IS EPIC

[3000KJH]

AWESOME !!! Love His Voice When He Says, CAUSE ITS THE PICK !!!!!!

Cmon any1 know when Tenacious D B.O.G getting made :)

[SpocksBeard64]

@3000KJH whats B.O.G ???

[3000KJH]

@SpocksBeard64 LOOL , B.O.D ... :)

[SpocksBeard64]

@3000KJH oh, now i get it :) :P

[Anonymouslydying]

Tenacious D would fucking rule even if they didn't have the P.O.D. thats just how good they are, Acdc the who, they both needed the pick.......

[Talyn10126822]

epic tags...



[jamester102]

PIIICCCKKK OFF DEEESSTTIINNNYYY

[shadow707three]

i'm lykee fuckin.... ATTRACTED to this fuckin song!!!! i love it!!

[MusicalPotion]

"The Wizard and The Demon Had a Battle Royal"

"The Demon Almost Killed him With an Evil Kapow"

"But Than he Broke his Tooth and Thus the demon Said Ow

[Overlord360]

@MusicalPotion love that bit

[heavymetalthunda2]

@MusicalPotion

oh yeah... u deserve a top comment for quoting the song *cough*

[MusicalPotion]

@heavymetalthunda2 People Thumb up in case they agree with you or were about to write the same comment

Guess lots of people like this part =]

[heavymetalthunda2]

@MusicalPotion

honestly...... i gotta give you like ...a virtual hifive for being a good sport xD

most people woulda freaked when i said tha.... so hifive man!! *pshhht*

[rodslay]

good



[Awwhewwyeah]

20 ppl are easy to pleasey

[Mrwirdname]

kid:i'm going to kill 20 ppl

mom:(shooting him) save your breth

[Richyboy196]

20 poeple are right now, sucking my boney :D

[Debugabit]

666 people died making this song.

[stonekila4]

Me: mom can i go on a 20 person killing spree?

Mom:why

Me:cus 20 ppl dont like tenacious d

Mom:i dont no go ask your dad

Me:dad can i go on a 20 person killing spree

Dad:why

cus 20 ppl dont like tenacious d

Dad:loads shotgun

[MrGeorgejk]

He who is groovy, must be in my movie

[araz01000]

lol demon was gonna take the fat guy to hell to make him be his bich

[ally7114812]

the first song i herd from them and i love it:)

[MusicalPotion]

1:15~1:26 my favourite part

[luisapd00]

@MusicalPotion my favorite part 0:00 - 2:27

[OrangePuma88]

I like how its actually jack black

[ThePatrick1118]

20 people can suck on my boney

[TheSkunkman420]

was this made before or after the movie?

[ThePatrick1118]

@TheSkunkman420 during because they played it in both the movie and at the premire of the movie

[TheSkunkman420]

@ThePatrick1118 thanks

[LichfiendRazool]

they sang this in the movie after they smoked the B.O.D i want a B.O.D then i would always be ... be ... beeeeeeeee... what where we talking about (coughs) what have i been ... ow (BOD)

[putitonmytab131]

its citizen "kane" not citizen "kain"

[ThePatrick1118]

@putitonmytab131 what the fuckin flying sasquatch is a citizen kane anyway

[NightGraveHunting]

I Love this song

[Caboos4042]

20 people had to do cock push-ups all day

[XXXXDANNYXHARDCORE]

20 people dislike this must be justin bieber fans thumbs up if u think there is only one jb and that is jack black

[Mattcat77]

20 people are living in my freezer

[MugenHeadNinja]

anybody else notice that Jables name is the initials for Jack Black (Jables is called JB witch of course like i said is the initials Jack Black)

[RabbCrosbie]

@MugenHeadNinja Duh.

[tuberossa]

if your a croney then suck on my bony lol

[tuberossa]

child our tasty grooves are better than chicken chow mein

[drwhoknowitall]

Cause it's the pick, of destiny child

You know where we'll be rockin cause it's FUCKIN INSANE!!!

[2000wrestlingfan]

Cock pushups and the powerslide

[halonerds3]

20 people will never get to know what it's like to have the pick of destiny...

[jonzar14]

ITS JUST THE PICK OF DESTINY CHILD YEAH

I FUCKING LOVE TENACIOUS D

[seagoonproductions]

GET IN HIS MOVIE!

[RyuBKoumari]

@TheHeadrick13 Tenacious d does have a vevo, sadly

[RandomXc7]

@RyuBKoumari whadda ya mean "sadly", that's fuckin awesome!!

[jamesleel89]

the movie is fucking awesome!

[padrote96]

if you wanna be the third member of tenacious d make 10 cock push ops with NO boner lol

[jangoflatz]

out of the rage dumbass

[froggy0113]

Its Just A Pick!!Of Destiny Child You Where We'll Be Rockin Cause It's Fucking Insane XD

[TheHeadrick13]

Im so happy vevo did't take over the D :)

[domo421ful]

@TheHeadrick13 they did

[Iruka1991]

Jack black fucking rocks!!!

[logicbloke]

Is cock push-ups a good exercise for developing a six pack?

[Bowin99]

20 people has no soul

[tgrfan42069]

LOL cock pushups

[korko7]

hope that neightbours like this song

[kunzdakentefreakboy]

this brings back memories of 8th grade when this went off on my cell phone during a school assembly :P totally NOT fun that day! haha

[Carrlalaa]

i can do 20 cock push ups in a row:]

[rorytuckerz]

lols! : he who is geezer, must live in my freezer pmsl! 1:39

[clone2delta]

20 people can't do a power slide and meet sasquatch by getting high on shrooms.

[kevo1295]

@clone2delta

you cant either douche

[clone2delta]

Ahaha. You're a punk. I play guitar and actually am in a band so before you judge, ask yourself if YOU can do it.

[kevo1295]

@clone2delta

ahaha your a loser

[teecuzbruh]

and if you dont laffy.....then suck on my assy

[rixrex861]

cool.

[rixrex861]

i have a IPod nano, and i would pause the song, back it up all the way, and then start this video, and my IPod at the same time, and know all the words, and sing along to it. its cool. the reason i use my IPod is because the computer speakers are blown, they're cheap. so i have to use my IPod.

[wasoker]

fuck is the pick of destiny fuckers

[Moviemakerminutes]

19 people had a battle royale and theyr killed with an evil kapow! and than they broke theyr tooths and said AAAAWWHHHHH

[Moviemakerminutes]

19 people had a battle royale and theyr killed with an evil kapow!

[MrBuch169169]

Capital Letters Are Fun.

[XxSilentStormxXClan]

19 ppl can suck my boner after i do my daily cock pushups XD

[Tenacioussteel]

19 people are croney and can suck jack blacks boney but wait there not even worthy to do that

[25Elliesmelly]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE TENACIOUS D LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU LOVE TENACIOUSE D

[TheMinzinator97]

@25Elliesmelly You love tenacious d but you cant even spell their name right?

[NickJonas990]

@25Elliesmelly lol it's spelled tenacious and it's not a status, its a comment.

[iamwowking]

@25Elliesmelly Who doesnt like the D

[Iruka1991]

@iamwowking the beelzeboss hate them

[kyyyyyyle123]

@25Elliesmelly yeah you really like them , like them enough to spell their name wrong and kids at home this is how you spell it : T-E-N-A-C-I-O-U-S D

[RcStox454]

@25Elliesmelly spell it right and i might do

[ArmTheHomeless101]

@25Elliesmelly its called comment, thumb whore



[RAFRV2]

@25Elliesmelly What's Tenaciouse D

[Megamonster100]

@25Elliesmelly FUCK YOU YOU SPELT TENACIOUS D WRONG!

[jasshole333]

@Megamonster100 you spelled spelled wrong

[Blasdrim]

@Megamonster100 And you spelled "spelled" wrong. Spelt is a type of wheat. The correct word is spelled.

[Megamonster100]

@Blasdrim You spelt spelled wrong. Don't correct ppl when u kno they are messin round. party shitter

[BronzeRatz]

@Megamonster100 /facepalm

[Megamonster100]

@BronzeRatz ^_^

[Blasdrim]

@Megamonster100 Whatever the hell you are talking about? Seriously...

[StOliverP]

@Blasdrim Spelt is also correct, please do not lexure people if you don't know yourself..

[Blasdrim]

@StOliverP Unfortunately is not :)

[StOliverP]

@Blasdrim Yes it is, I know this ;) Spelt and spelled are both correct.

[Blasdrim]

@StOliverP Then you definately need to open up a dictionary. Wikipedia helps too ;)

@Blasdrim Please don't go into this discussion with me. I know the English language. E