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  • the kunt who uploaded the video "translating" doesnt get laid much, hence making the video of making fun of other guys. closest this unaesthetic phaggot has gotten to a woman is stealing dirty tampons from a trash can.

  • yo girl, wanna hear my mating call? *Farts*

  • that guys face is annoying

  • peter coffincorn...i dont know what youre doin but youre simply ot that funny, i award you no points and may gods penos ram you in the anus into eternal hell

  • I don't know why you get so much hate....

  • i wanted to go to the original video and the user had removed it. :/ poor guy he deleted it.. all he wanted to do was help people

  • i love your vids all of them ( seriously I would have a massive orgy with every single one of them you included ;D) keep the good job :3

    

  • haha yeah if you follow that dude's advice you'll probably be looking at 25 to life

  • Peter, your just EPIC man. EPICCC

  • loooooooool

  • whats the real video's name?

  • Is there a link to the original? I don't want to listen to this unfunny failure.

  • fuck off with the fake girlfriend comments, I don't give a shit if he faked his girlfriend or not I watch the videos for the fucking content not to read what a pubescent 12 year old female (without a boyfriend themselves *hypocritical prick*) has to say about this mans lovelife.

  • Where can I find this video without this guy chiming in? Thanks

  • I have it!

    1. Have a face like Peter Coffins

    2. Have a body like Peter Coffins

    3.Have a personality like Peter Coffins

    If you match even one of these qualitys, you will appear awkward to any and all women. Except Mom

  • When I watch this, at first I want to cry for him because he obviously has severe depression. Then at the last moment of my conscience's decision process, I feel the urge to aggressively push him off that balcony.

  • How old is Peter?

  • please guy who made this video, can you post the original again because the guy took it down!! I need to share the glory of this video with friends and its tough to work through your commentary, so please put one up that is just the original

  • don't you fools understand ? Dating is for the weak !

  • Where is the original video so that I may troll it?

  • hahha

  • whats the original video name???

  • Lmao that's awkward

  • Look who's teachin us how E attract women ¬_______¬

  • I wonder how your gf feels ?? ...

    Oh wait shit I forgot she's made up

    Lmaoo is that what you call your blow up doll ???

  • lol this is how u got ur gf huh peter? lmao!

  • You know as much about women as i do about Estonian dialects!

  • even BEFORE the whole fake girlfriend thing, I wouldn't have found this too funny after stumbling upon it. Sorry Peter Coffin, go back to your old job.

  • LMFAO this guy fails so hard... Your career is fucked, you dirty racist Jew. LMFAO dating yourself for almost a year.. HAHAH!! You actually had the time to talk and flirt with yourself which you epicly failed at.. LMAO come on.. The FIRST time I saw your "18 year old Japanese girlfriend" I knew who she was... It turns out to be a 32 year old Korean actress that's famous all over Korea for crying out loud.. I mean out of ALL people.. why fake a star? Theres Hangul all over the fucking pictures!

  • lmfao this guy is a fucking loser

  • he actually started attacking xiaxue by calling her a fake, how ironic.then when people started to find out about his FAKE girlfriend he said he was tricked by an imposter, google this situation and you'll find that he said he had sex with her on twitter. THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE KNOW WHAT CREEP HE IS

  • @android2point2 You do realise that Xiaxue is just as bad, if not worse, than petercoffin? They're both as much in the wrong as each other. He's an idiot for starting this and inventing a girlfriend, but she's the one who escalated it to the level that it got to, and spent days researching him in depth when their twitter argument was clearly over. Plus, she's ten times the fake that Peter Coffin is. Her whole 'online personality' is nauseating, and she's done worse stuff before...

  • @videogamenostalgia Didn't you read her blog? The reason xiaxue found him out is because he was using "Kimi" to attack her after she blocked him. He's the one who started it and kept escalating it. Besides, it wasn't that difficult to expose the fakery. See the pics where "Kimi" claimed to be in Japan when there were KOREAN words in the back.

    Stop trying to excuse his behavior. Think of how Lee Na-Young must feel about some scumbag using her to say those racist, sexist, and vile comments.

  • @clairvoyRants Did I read her blog? Yes. Did I accept everything she said unconditionally? Absolutely not- Since when do we only read one person's side of the story? For one, we are given NOTHING of what she said to him, and thus we have no scope of the argument. I will not accept her version of events until I am able to read a complete unbiased account of their entire exchange. Peter Coffin will not have done the things he did without a measure of provocation.

  • @videogamenostalgia Lee Na-Young is a fairly famous actress and definitely Korean and definitely not this loser's girlfriend. The fact of the matter is that he used someone else to fake a girlfriend and then said a bunch of crap using Ms. Lee's image. This is a scumbag thing to do and therefore he is a scumbag. It doesn't matter what xiaxue's personality is like. She's not the one who stole someone's photos on the internet and then claimed that person's her lover.

  • @clairvoyRants I'm going to chime into this week-old argument at the risk of causing another for the sake of saying this; Taking a woman's image from the internet then calling it his girlfriend? Yeah, it's bad, maybe "scumbag" bad, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if he also "stirred up" the fight. xiaxue released the entire fight to the public. Think of this, if you got in a small embarrassing argument with you, so they sued you to humiliate you, even if you were a "scumbag",

  • @clairvoyRants during the fight? I hardly doubt one would deserve it.

  • @clairvoyRants Damn, not hardly, highly.

  • @clairvoyRants She decided to tell everyone about his girlfriend and humiliate him when the general public had NOTHING to do with it- she deliberately stirred up that shitstorm to sneakily target him without letting him get a word in edgeways. And we only have her word that she was in the right for doing it.

    And what were the 'vile, racist things' he said as Lee Na-Young? I read a couple of very minor and inoffensive racial jokes, but nothing serious or particularly objectionable.

  • @videogamenostalgia Sent a message. Darned youtube character limits.

  • @clairvoyRants What's worse is that Xiaxue will now breeze along with her day, and Peter Coffin's youtube career is ruined, because people who are influenced only by her word will flame his videos. He will no longer be allowed to entertain (and he DID entertain- he was one of the best parody makers on this site) because she brought private beef into the public. People complain about lack of originality and talent in the entertainment industry, but when we find it, people do shit like this.

  • @videogamenostalgia Too fucking bad. No one forced him to make a fake girlfriend. No one forced him to insult xiaxue. It's hardly "private" when Kimi's account was public before he was discovered.

    If he didn't want to deal with the consequences. Why doesn't he man up and admit his fake girlfriend? Or better yet, why did he just not make a fake girlfriend in the first place? You play with fire, you get burned. Liars will eventually be found out and have to face the consequences. Deal with it.

  • Why the hell is his subscribers number for his main channel going up? People should be unsubscribing this loser. His vids are not funny/entertaining. Come on people make this guy regret he quit his job for YouTube and unsubscribe. He does not deserve to be a YouTube partner. No one who obviously has a problem with asian girls (probably got rejected by so many real asian girls) should have 200,000 subs.

  • @r8azn he spends all his time creating new accounts to thumbs up his vid and suscribing to him

  • @r8azn

    Alternatively, some (SOME) of those newer subscribers might be people interesting in following this train wreck.

    Waiting for a new upload, just to jump in with more (richly deserved) ridicule. (Actual death threats, however, seem a bit extreme.)

    Although with Peter claiming (as usual, he's full of shit) to leave the interwebs behind for awhile, new videos may not be as forthcoming as some would like.

  • this guy is going to be knowed as the GUY WITH A FAKE GF for the rest of his life......he walks down the street....then someone would say "hey is that the guy with the FAKE GF..hey fake GF guy have you met a new FAKE GF cause you broke up with your previous FAKE GF.wow all of his video should be posted on FAILBLOG channel. thumbs up if you agree

  • HAHAHAHAHHA SO FUCKING LAME. 

  • This is ironic. The guy you are making fun of probably has a real girlfriend. You, Peter Coffin, have a made-up one. Congratulations!!!

  • What would you know about talking to women? You're the one who made a fake girlfriend.

  • Ur not funny .

  • i bet this awkward guy has better chances than you of getting a real girlfriend

    you probably should follow his advice

  • pause at 4:14 and enjoy. remeber that face because he's coming to rape you tonight. :)

  • Haha, you have a fake girlfriend

  • Peter Peter, Hateful Tweeter,

    Found XiaXue and did mistreat her,

    She shot back, exposed his fraud,

    The 'net approved and did applaud.

    Peter Peter, Liar and Cheater,

    Tried and failed; he can't defeat her,

    Currently has a score of Zero,

    My advice? He should AN HERO.

  • or just invented a girlfriend...

  • You quit your job to become a professional YouTuber huh? Well you better beg for your job back because you’re never gonna get anywhere now. All YouTube professionals treat people with respect and maintain a certain level of appropriate behavior. Cyber bullying is one of those qualities people DON’T look for in a YT celeb. Good luck with getting your job back asshole.

  • the sad part is he really thinks he's funny

  • only peter coffin can make a funny video completely unfunny with cringe worthy commentary

  • you're such a loser at life lawl.

  • Have you had sex with Kimi yet? LOL

  • This is so awkward, it got him an imaginary girlfriend.

  • i'm pretty sure all women would crown you as awkward from now on.

  • what a douche, how's your made-up lady friend?

  • Where's your scarf, pretty boy?

  • Step 1: Troll on someone for Having Plastic surgery

    Step 2: Steal a Korean Models Pictures off her website

    Step 3: Prove your critical insanity by telling everyone your "Japanese Girlfriend" is Perfect, and not have the Knowledge to Realize that the Internet is not a place where you can easily Make up a girlfriend and and not have everyone find out about your self-pleasuring Trickery...

    You sir a a true Sick Fuck and need to be checked in to a Insane asylum

  • 4th way to appear awkward around a woman: act like she doesn't exist.

    ...too soon?

  • its pretty embarrassing that everyone knows you're a lonely idiot. good job dude

  • Hows Kimi?

  • Seems like you have way to many issues and specific qualities you need and expect to find in a woman... no one likes a picky eater. That's what you are. Picky-Peter. PICKY PETER.

  • Has any thought of how peter must have come across the original video?

  • Sadly enough, that guy is actually giving out legit advice on how to pick up women, considering that, although a Christian, he's probably gotten more action than you, Peter Coffin. Tell us, how's Kimi doing lol

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  • HAHA DUDE!!! YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE WEABOO! FUCKING LONERFAG!

    XIEXUE PWNED YOU GOOD

  • YOU. JUST. GOT. PWND. BY. XIAXUE.

    DONT FEEL SO GOOD NOW HUH

  • yeaaahhhh.... im pretty sure creating a fake girlfriend has got to be on the list of ways to appear awkward to women... and everybody else for that matter

  • lol poor peter thought his "gf" was japanese 

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  • This is how you probably got your fake girlfriend ! O:

  • @KuRiDoll hahaha ahh I love that he got busted!! :D

  • best pickup line:

    "would you like to be my fake girlfriend?"

    that's right fucker! we all know about kimi your fake girlfriend. maybe some of this guy's awkward advice might actually help you with that. gotta love xiaxue!

  • 40 year old virgin?

  • i am a girl and if any guy would say any of these pickup lines,i would chop their head off with a machete

  • fuck, they took it down! please put the original back up

  • any woman's over-reaction to his pick up tech. example 1) I'm a rapist, 2) I'm a rapist and serial killer, 3) serial killer or homosexual.

  • When I pick up a chick, I literally pick her up, throw her into my car, and drive away to a remote location. Some call it kidnapping, I call it connecting.

  • 1:00 "HEY"

    OMG he's a ventriloquist.

  • YOU'RE A TOOL

  • Creepy. Both of you

  • Christian? Seriously? This video became awkward with the recurring Religion...

  • i ask them how much

  • we need one more sub to get to 30!! be that sub!!!

  • You're funny as hell :D

  • that was just great most of that advice will only ever work on one or two females per city... possibly state

  • The guy in the orange shirt ruined it. Dumbass.

  • ARE YOU IN A GANG?!!?!?!

    somebody's gonna get LAID

  • Best pick up line ever "if my love is a garden I want you to be my hoe."

  • Want to know the best pickup line? OK, here it is. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

  • I have a feeling this may be a hoax on Greg D's part. He does stand up and he did a weird fucking variety hour thing that was just. I don't even know. Just flat out, on some baddddddd psuedo tim and eric shit.

  • gary the green dragon!!!

  • you remind me of my brother... in the good way like a person who lends me video games, not like what he normally does when he wears down my ego to such an extreme low so that i want to crawl up in a ball and cry then be all "angst, emo, angst depression". yaknow like all brothers do...

  • i just throw women in my van

  • ok, his openers seem awkward. who goes up and talks about christians getting tattoos???

  • I like how he specified that a lot of CHRISTIANS are getting tattoos nowadays. Not guys. Christians.

    Plus, I would TOTALLY just give my name to any awkward-looking guy who asked for it! -eyeroll- Who asked this guy for advice in the first place?

  • @OceanPeace3 Hmmm... gotta disagree with ya there

  • I used a CAN opener!

  • ⒷⒶⓁⓁⓈ ⓉⓄ ⓎⓄⓊ!

  • Ooh my, I laughed my head aawwffff! That was hilarious (Christian though I may be.. Does that make sense?)!

    ^-^

    Liiked

  • Greg D Crosariol is a comedian! You douche

  • Peter, is this guy related to you? He looks like your brother or cousin! :D

  • So um.....that guy is disturbing!

    and Peter, you look a LOT like my cousin....it's kinda scary XD

    Oh and you HAVE to do more of your awesome Twilight trailer voice-overs when the trailers for Breaking Dawn come out =D

  • Smug ass weird mouthed creepy Christian guy makes me uncomfortable. T_T Any guy who says anything I'm wearing is cute I'm going to presume will steal my undergarments.

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  • Wow...that was a strange fellow...and a tad creepy... I am a Christian but his examples were out there and strange lol. biker gang...really? lol At least his intentions were good.....the execution was just horrid lol

    I loved the comments from the normal guy..very funny....now I should sleep before my English degrades even further...

  • There is no such thing called rule/opener conversation etc…Just go with the flow guys. Most of all be your self. Period.

  • where's the original?

  • This is a good video. Another good video is The Frousins TV Show Pilot. It's just getting off the ground but they'd like your criticism and are excited to make more episodes. Give them your input, subscribe, tell friends, and enjoy! :) please give it a shot!

  • Dude in orange shirt cracked me up

  • watch my $10,000 Christmas challenge 

  • lol great vid i subbed

  • anyone else agree that the Christian guy looks like Adam Sandler ?

  • I imagine on his nightstand he has The Bible and The Game. The two only books he's ever read.

  • @OGFurious True that

  • @OGFurious True that

  • This is a tutorial for no lifers . I am also writing this with no hands , and i never get high rated comments /:)

  • Guy in orange killed it.

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

  • looks like adam sandler

  • This to So Funny...

  • Video should be retitled '1 awkward weirdo is anylized by another awkward weirdo'

  • i like this video keep it up man

  • @wizard3193 lol

  • can u plz check out my channel im doing a vlog everyday for 365 days!

  • nice hair cut

  • you kinda seem like a little prick, this dude was just trying to help christian guys when they meet women, it wasnt even funny dude, if it was funny id say the same thing but would have said "it was pretty funny though" fact is though it wasnt you just came off as kind of a doosh

  • The first thing to do is ask a girl if she has been saved. If she says "yes, I have been saved," you should say, "Oh." But if she says "No, I haven't been saved" you should say "Do you want to fuck?" Then if she says "yes," you should say, "Ok."

  • This is really funny. Screw people who don't think so. It was realllllyyy funny. Posted it on my page.

  • has any of these worked for you...

  • SO GLAD youtube spotlighted this. SO FUNNY!

  • Tell me that's the Gary the Green Dragon of The SimpsonS!!!!!!!!!

  • it wants you yo say

    we are both alive-lets get it on

  • it showed your different

    sometimes different is good

  • Talk to her about Satans loving embrace

  • Location .location,location..and appearance and confidence....there's no good line on the street.....or when she's with her girlfriends.especially with an ugly girlfriend going home alone..she'll make sure her friend does ,too... to women,nervousness is creepiness...

  • All I see in this video is a guy that wants to show of his botox Face

  • OK - I'm diggin ur rap, bro!! I always - just use a brick, stun-gun, and roofies 4 my dating fun!!!

  • u both suck

  • pressing 7 over and over again will make your day better

  • I just presume all people are depraved sinners. Then they're ALL hot.

  • 4:31 lol

  • Sorry Christian's, you can't marry your sisters....incest...egh

  • U guy are gay as shit..........

  • 4:27 lmfao

  • All his pickup lines are creepy or rude.

  • the awkwardness, it burns

  • How to talk to girls:

    Those pants look good on you. Theyd look better on my floor

    =D

  • uh

  • you only come off WEIRD AND AWKWARD, when you got the wrong intentions already in your head. Just relax and say hi, geez... its not that hard. Believe it or not, most people are MORE scared of you than you are of them. If someone makes you feel awkward is because they are insecure also. trust me, i know what I'm talking about.