MST3K - Boggy Creek II (part 6)

[acabacacacadaca]

"Suddenly, I was attacked by a Muppet." Who else pictured Kermit with rabies leaping onto someone?

[themasterblaster1964]

The Ladys hahahahahahah

[SpiderxBlue]

at this point charles perice is establishing that he's a sexist pig

[SpiderxBlue]

@SpiderxBlue i hate when men joke about periods when have know idea what they are even like. then agian if men stoped talking about things they didnt understand they would probably barely say anything lol

[SpiderxBlue]

"Wheres the money ya son of a bitch!"

[JackilynSpellman]

"MUD! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?!" "Ssshh. Mike said stop it."

[bradyfitzy]

the girl with the black hair reminds me of Joan jett

[8ootySmasher]

WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS ...these guys are gods :( i miss them BADLY

[bryal]

@8ootySmasher There's always Rifttrax

[stormriderWI]

man this movie is bad, even as MST3K movies go

[Yapshire]

The way they filmed this with the narration and flashbacks makes the movie so realistic......ALLY STUPID!!!!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Suddenly I was attacked by a Muppet.

I don't understand anything she says!

Now, now, now, is this a flashback? 'Cause I'm a little confused...

They're synchronized, so they're both cranky.

Tim's too thin to hear.

[Drowzeeking04]

And then I was attacked by a Muppet.

[McPh1741]

Shazam!

[phillipbailey70]

'where's the MONEY? You son of a BITCH!'......

[ChaoticYak]

I don't understand anything she says!

What is she saying now?

We only assumed he'd torn off, though. It was possible that he beat cheeks or busted a hump.

[ChaoticYak]

Remember to feed Tim!

[blossom246810]

"8 wheels... so its come to this."

[BionicTurtleWizard]

@MissesD123

Funny for girls :D but I don't think the boys want to know that!

[msxeno]

@BionicTurtleWizard

Knowledge is power, Gentlemen. :p

[Djaru]

"Get naked and wrestle!!"

[kymmydanger]

A stray boat had followed me home.

[bmwluvr2003]

Tom Servo is one horny robot

[InterEDGE]

and i kept-a walking that way for... quite awhile. the end.

8 wheels, so its come to this!

[Phobos1313]

TOO. MUCH. EYELINER.

Are they trying to catch Bigfoot... er, I mean "the creature," by looking like cheap streetwalking trollops? There are cosmetics, and there are 10 pound face masks. Choose wisely.

[EddieHawkinsII]

Am I the only one who wants to have a little white-trash threesome with Tanya and Leslie?

[wrightylee1982]

@EddieHawkinsII

No Sir, no you are not. YEEEEEHAW, HOT DAMN, BOY HOWDY AND OTHER SOUTHERNISMS!

[Phobos1313]

@EddieHawkinsII I find Leslie's hick afro (hickfro?) genuinely disturbing, and I say that as a hillwilliam. It doesn't matter what her body looks like, because all I can see is shrubbery.

[Blasted9001]

'No, Tim's too thin to hear!'

[MissesD123]

8:34 "They've synchronized, so they're both crabby".

Ha. Period joke but, for those of you who don't get it: when a group of women cohabitate together for a certain amount of time, their menstrual cycles tend to synchronize. It's a biological phenomena that was first observed with nuns who living in the same nunnery (or whatever you call the places where nuns live).

[IceMakesYouMelt]

@MissesD123 Just thought I'd tell you it's called a monastery, not a nunnery :)

[Phobos1313]

@IceMakesYouMelt Monasteries are for monks. Nuns live in convents.

[IceMakesYouMelt]

@Phobos1313 Ah, thanks for correcting that :)

[krazytyme]

'by that point my hair had blanketed my football head' lol

[Screenedcom]

Is this the "Miller's Tale," Mike?

DAMN these guys are well-read.

[JesusConvictScorpion]

back to the more serious side...a urine story.

[AeriaGl0ris]

Is it just me, or does Tanya act like she could be Xena's little sister? She sort of looks the part.

[guysmiley00]

@AeriaGl0ris I think she's a dead ringer for the woman who plays the foul-mouthed sister on Dexter.

[itsayskeds]

love the canterbury tales reference!

[rayden120]

get naked and WRESTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hallinilla9]

Wtf to the shit pants scene...

[jcrabs25]

Tom: "Suddenly, I was attacked by a Muppet"

Crow: "Where's the money ya son of a bitch"

One of my favorite episodes.

[musicAL722]

I love how the jokes just keep coming at 2:29. They just get funnier.

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

YES! :D

Oh, she's unzipping the car. :(

[Kungi17]

"Have you talked to old man Krinshaw? He's an old man." THANKS!!!

[AlecRozsa]

sorry, he just started off on the ritalin :P LOL i was like that when first started too

[BDSavior]

"quote from the movie"

[applebonker141]

"Is this the Miller's Tale, Mike?" LMAO, Chaucer reference XD

"They've synchronized so they're both crabby."

[CertifiedGooner729]

"Suddenly I was attacked by a Muppet."

[noahsim97]

@CertifiedGooner729 Where's the money, ya sonovabitch?!

[earp1673]

@CertifiedGooner729 "Where's the money ya sonuvabitch!!" lol



[jekblom123]

1:33 "I went(to shit)"

"oh no not another story about that!"

[Soetoro71]

When the girls tear out, all four wheels throw dirt indicating the Jeep is ALREADY in 4 wheel drive! Then in the swamp, they're trying to figure out the four wheel drive system? They would have had to have taken it out of four wheel drive only to have forgotten what they had done to simply reverse it. Major fail!

[lobsopdoy]

ha ha! Feces!

[JeffersonColtrane]

Actress who plays Tanya is a cutie!

[PyrozPlayground]

Later that dull story...

They're stuck in their own makeup!

BLOW THE HORN!? Do I look like I know how to do that?

XD I can't get enough of MST3K! Why was this show ever cancelled! Now all that's on TV is shitty reality shows and... well I think that's all that's on TV now... 0_o

[ZoomingDakota]

It'Ll Be DaRk SoOn

[Theburn77]

Dear God, that man using the outhouse was an attorney? the south is worse than I thought.

[antgav79]

god i hope them basterds dont pull this too the, wheres the money ya sonofabitch line if my fave

[crnrdfox]

"Suddenly, I was attacked by a muppet." LMFAO

[lemonknowsstudio]

i live under hokins,mn i never knew mst3k was located there, we need this show back

[Cha0sLegion]

Gotta love the driver's side door of the jeep flying open at 5:42-5:43 as they're backing away. They must have been a in a real hurry to get outta there.

[shootistJG]

@Cha0sLegion Ha, I never noticed that before. Good catch : )

[MrSaxman77]

@vinniefightsdafire lmao! I was cracking up and had to replay that line several times!

[ChaoticYak]

Later, that dull story.

I don't understand anything she says.

What is she saying now?

[shaolinskater]

@vinniefightsdafire totally. i think he just smelled dead fish and came up to investigate.

[RavnDream]

"Where's the money, you son of a bitch?!"

"To hell with you and your stupid wish to be protected!"

"Yes, he's waiting for you to wrestle!"

[manwithoutabody]

Did I just hear a Canterbury Tales reference?

[RachelSummers777]

"We're fools for just sitting here!" "Yes, you could be _wrestling_!"

[CarolinaOcelot]

The Arkansas remake of Wages of Fear.

[watda74]

2:29 About 25% of the audience more than likely jumped, then joined the remaining 75% laughing their asses into the aisles! Cinematic Gold, even though it's not worth bronze. lol

-WHERE'S DA MONEY, YA SONUVABITCH!?!?

[corechil]

Sooo.... they have a hose with running water, but have to use an outhouse???

[JimGrim90]

Wait, they're allowed to say 'son of a bitch' now? I'm sure they blanked it out in Final Justice...

[harpyqueen88]

damn that girl in the camaflodge is a whinney little bitch, lets shove her in the mud and let the monster get her!

[invaderlum02]

Does this "legend" make stool? Maybe THAT could be something they could search for...

[PerryPlanet]

"Back to the more serious side..." "A urine story." "I went to the shed..." "Oh no, not another story about that!" "Where's the money, you son of a bitch?" "Blush? What the hell is blush?" "Yes, you could be wrestling!" "He's waiting for you to WRESTLE!" "They're gonna drive to someplace where they can WRESTLE!!!" "MUD! Do you realize what this means?!?" "YES - oh, she's unzipping the car." "GET NAKED AND WRESTLE!!!"

[WhiteTiger225]

@vinniefightsdafire That, and crows "Im going to kick you ass....!" are my favorites XD

[ChaoticYak]

Suddenly, I was attacked by a muppet.

Oh, I didn't see you there. You were camouflaged!

There's a red scarf floating in the air! Oh, no. It's her. She's camouflaged.

[scooteratreides]

9:00 Ugh! Enough already! Start wrestling or kindly get eaten by something, please!

[GusF]

"Is this the Miller's Tale, Mike?"

[puppetgeneral39]

WRESTLE!!!

[watda74]

To this day, has anyone deciphered what the lovely Tanya said @ 5:24? lol

[exophthalmos]

@watda74 - Not entirely certain, but I think it's, "These fools are fixin' to ride."

[PyrozPlayground]

@exophthalmos Those some fightin' words! lol

[justhesh]

@exophthalmos I think it's "These fools are fixin' to riot."

[BryonYoungblood]

@exophthalmos That or "These fools are fixin' to die"? XD It's hard to get the last word. Though ride might make sense with their in the 4x4.

[gigglefeather801]

@watda74 I'm from the south-these fools are fixin to ride!

non southern ears- ''these fulls r fissin ta rite!''

[SinnFein4ever]

@watda74

"These fools are fix'n to ride".

[watda74]

@SinnFein4ever

Thank U, Sinn. ;-)

[SinnFein4ever]

@watda74

Anytime, Wat.

;-)

[pretorious700]

only people from the south pronounce "Williams" as "Wims"

[vlcupper]

@vinniefightsdafire Makes me cry from laughing almost everytime.

[BlackNoir]

.Christ, this is literally a movie about nothing.

[8ootySmasher]

@BlackNoir Dude i know a MST3K movie called " Manos, The Hands of Fate " if you think Boggy Creek II is about nuttin you'll commit suicide cuz of Manos. It was sooo bad Tv's Frank and C. Forester apologized to Joel and the Robots it was so DAMN BAD but you gotta look it up.... any MST3K fan has to expierence " Manos, The Hands of Fate" plz look it up!!!! THANKS >.^

[watda74]

@8ootySmasher

I watched Manos many years ago & the stain still remains

Just mutter to yourself "unclean, unclean'...lol

[Polymorphidz]

God I hate these characters. I hope they all die by the end.

[htomsirveaux42]

the water hose? why not just call it a hose, and if they had a hose why do they have an outhouse?

[SirAlfredAshford]

2:28 - 2:38

[eucaine2]

"In fact, wherever we went there was a foul odor. He must have just been at every place we looked."

[CaptRodgers]

"To hell with you and your stupid wish to be protected!"

[Atrum]

Shazam!

[Wheelzk30]

Yes he's waiting for you to WRESTLE!!!!!!!!!

[elusiverobertdenby]

"Blush? What the hell is blush?"

[silvertesh123]

"And I kept a-walkin' like that for quite a while... The end."

[ChaoticYak]

Uh, I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention.

"By the way, have you talked to Old Man Crenshaw?"

I told you never to bring him up.

[InterEDGE]

seriously, how hard is it to put a frickin vehicle in 4 wheel drive?!

[changyimei]

"In fact wherever we went there was a foul odor, he must've just been everywhere we looked." :P

[OzzyFan87]

"I was right tired from swinging a nightstick at the skulls of suspected marijuana users all night"

[BlueEyes7452]

Suddenly, I was attacked by a muppet.

[jubilee070691]

anyone else think the girl in the red shirt looks like the really tall kardashian sister?

[zapproowsdower]

heh the first time in 6 months that i've listened to Coast To Coast about bigfoot, and then I come home to watch a totally random mst3k - which turns out to be the only one about bigfoot! how wild

[Kinemacolour]

Sounds like a missed one of the good episodes!

[sokarsfleet]

Our next story involves a man who accidently pissed all over his leg but of course we all know it was the creature fault.

[Servocaster]

2:35 Where's the money ya sonofabitch!

[EricLynchSucks]

:30 emmy award winning film.

[tagginos]

Yeah, I laughed so hard it hurt. And this wasn't even the first time I saw it.

[stig422]

i was rag tired from swingin' a night stick at the skulls of suspected marijuana users all night

[NemosGhost]

"Blow the Horn!?, Do I look like I know how to do that?"

[reverendjackdaniel]

they've synchronized so they're both crabby

[Stazmo2]

"Suddenly i was attacked by a muppet..."

[adiadv10]

"Do you think it meant you any harm?" "No, I think he just smelled dead fish and just came up to investigate." "I can see doing that."

[sleepyhollow783]

@adiadv10 So I suppose that Creature "attacks" against certain women went up at particular times of the month.

[Capng123]

Crow's monster truck rally bit's okay but it needed more "oomph". More like:

Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY! We turn a giant mud pit into a GIANT MUUUUDDDD PIIIITTT!!!

[funkybranca]

" tim's too thin to hear"

[araminta107]

"Tinita Tikaram, naturalist"

"Where's the money? You son of a bitch!!"

"A stray boat had followed me home"

[Servocaster]

"Where's the money ya sonofabitch!" Gets me every time.

[A550RGY]

Me too!  Little creature as a thug.

[mowque]

8 wheels...so it has come to this

[warftrat87]

... to hell with you and your stupid wish to be protected!

[MissJuneBennett]

Checking on the land that the Clintons sold us....snicker snicker snicker.....

[marikaporter1]

" Sorry, he just started on the ritalin "

[MrsCamui]

1;52, what the hell kind of answer was that?! Is he retarded?! xD

[MrsCamui]

1:52

[OonaCanute]

"Urrhh" is a perfectly reasonable answer.

[MrsCamui]

xD lol

[livinintwilightzone]

"I'll just have a frappachino."

You know that man that stepped in the outhouse hole will just walk around his house like that after being hosed off. Probably tracking all over the multicolored brown shag carpet...into the kitchen...he'll lie in bed with his pants and shoes on...

[tobybirdmann]

blush? what the hell is blush

[livinintwilightzone]

Why did they bring the girls anyway?

[riseuplight]

why is she whittling a tennis ball?

[Servocaster]

Trooper Williams at the diner looks like a confused/constipated Jeff Foxworthy.

[zbradley1990]

Suddenly I was attacked by a muppet. Servo never fails.

[marikaporter1]

That was one of the funniest thing I've ever heard

[19Uuno19]

2:30-2:40.. couldnt stop laughing

[withoutasong]

Professor looks like an older Simon Pegg.

[withoutasong]

3:21 I told you never to bring him up!

[porkymania90]

Wheres the money you son of a bitch!

[ManaAdvent]

GET NAKED AND WRESTLE!

[CrouchingFork]

It sounds like Redman's going to start rapping at that song at 0:23.

[tobybirdmann]

shhh!  mike said stop it

[james193945]

"...from where the creature had torn off into the woods..."

"We only assumed he tore off, though, it's possible he beat cheeks or busted a hump."

(heavily accented) "And I went to the shed..."

"Oh no, not another story about that!"

lmfao.

[skreeran]

"A stray boat had followed me home..."

[PerryPlanet]

I love Tom's lust for wrestling...

"We're fools for just sitting here!"

"Yes, you could be WRESTLING!"

"They could be watching us right now!"

"Yes, they're waiting for you to WRESTLE!"

"Oh good oh good they're driving to some place where they can WRESTLE!"

"MUD! Do you realize what this means?!"

"This is all we have to do."

"Get naked and WRESTLE!!!"

[Tareltonlives]

"I just want them to wrestle..."

[medenslupus]

Just wait, this whole movie is just one really long and intricate flashback.

[tobybirdmann]

remember to feed tim

[whitefalcon79]

"When suddenly, I was attacked by a Muppet."

[medenslupus]

"Where's the money, you sunofabitch!?"

[vampirehunterme]

"wait, thier using the jeep to do stuff? i thought you just drive those things to starbucks?"

LMAO crow. as true now as it was when it was written...err....said

[Fell545]

whreastle!

[PantisMantis]

"Blush? What the hell is blush?"

"Idon't understand anything she says."

"What is she saying now?"

Oh man do I love that. Kills me every time!!

[kreugerpranka]

"Now I can't understand her"

[sisyphusorianus9787]

A Chaucer reference? Whoo-ee, you're on fire, Crow.

[RusselBertrand]

I was right tired from swing an axe stick at the skulls of marijuana users all night

[hollyhuffstutler]

I was NOT okay with that "lighter" flashback

"A stray boat had followed me home"

[tobybirdman420]

SUN!dae!!! we turn a giant mudpit into a giant mudpit!

[Calvinosaurus3]

lol,

Crow: Wheres the money You Son Of A Bitch!

[johnnui]

"At that point my hair had blanketed my football head" XD

[tobybirdman420]

wait, oscar culpotter was an attorney at law, maybe thats why i lost my case, damn it!

[drewcifer721]

Get naked and WRESTLE!!!!

Crow:" Where's the money you son of a bitch?"

Doc: Back to the more serious side.

Crow:"A urine story."

Mike:"A stray boat had followed me home."

Mike:"I hope we're having whipped kudzu for dinner."

Tom Servo:" I was right tired from swinging a nightstick at the skulls of suspected marijuana users