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  • 700 calories/day is way below starvation...

  • Meanwhile, up on the surface, black people are looting the town because no one let them in the shelter.

  • I'd rather live in a vault thanks vault tec!

  • Id be scared for shit

  • Well... THIS IS UPLIFTING! Yup, so want to go live there now.

  • Crackers for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner? No thanks! I think I'd rather reserve a spot in a Vault-Tech Vault!

  • ill eat my pets

    screw tat shit!!!!!

  • @lleeggaall123 Lmao!! =D

  • this is such bullshit. People'd be killing each other over crackers.

  • lol at about the part where he said Narrator:"and the moment everyone is waiting for" Me: "THE EXPLOSION!!!" Narrator: "Lunch"

  • @savethedinosaurs123

    Lunch > Nuclear Armageddon.

  • @g3thersome lol

  • "No water for you!" - Water Nazi

  • In terms of survival, home shelters were vulnerable to firestorms and public shelters would be crushed if the building collapsed in the blast

  • I know they were trying to be upbeat but in a genuine nuclear exchange you'll have multiple missiles or bombers hitting the area, and a direct hit will take out the city and all the shelters in the blast zone

  • Saltines a tasty treat all kids love.

  • @DaMuTeDnOoB F'in awesome! One quart of water a day and they give the kids saltines. Brilliant!

  • I found it funny that they were talking about lunch when the baby was showing.....like the baby was lunch lol

  • "Gee, Mom, I sure am thirsty! I could go for a nice, tall glass of soup right about now!"

  • 700 calories a day is starvation even with no activity at all.

  • you know this would make a good video game.

    6:45 fuck tommy! what did you eat!

  • omfg she acts like all those jars of food wont last them two weeks?

  • Kroger? wow they had that back then

  • This is not that good of a Nuclear Fallout guide, but it's a pretty good Zombie Apocalypse guide.

  • People back then were dumb... 2 weeks my ass... 4:24 saltine make you THIRSTY... no flash lights? you are gonna be in the dark for ATLEAST 2 weeks... dont listen to 50's propaganda it makes you dumb!

  • That mom from the home shelter looked like a guy!!?!!! Wtf

  • Wait a minute... I'm going to live in a hole crowded with a bunch of people shitting in a drum ? That must smell great. I think I;d rather take my chances as a mutant up on top.

  • 700cal a day god i rather go up with all the Ghouls and Raiders and hunt for my food i may even go to vault 101. and pooping in a trash bag. no thank you.

  • if there was a nuke scare and it didnt actually happen id be the one to be like "Where the fuck is everybody?"

  • he lets the women do one thing...go get the melted icecubes...and what does she do? spill half of them

  • @avaldex321 sponge cakes that last for 70 years...wow...that is truely amazing.

  • @avaldex321 the British equivalent of a twinkie is....?

  • With my luck, my bunk would be in between the smelly old people and the baby who needs the diaper change...

  • fuck this, im going to russia. I don't want to live in this shit hole lol. it's so much cooler living in the metro's of moskva :D

  • @gargbank I'm with you товарищ

  • Damn that sure would've been scary

  • Biscuts for breakfast lunch and dinner fo two weeks then you die of starvation or canabalism?

    I'm in!!!

  • They better invent Vault's like in Fallout 3 soon! I'd rather die than stay in a shitty shelter for years.

  • This films feels exactly like it's talking about a fallout vault xD

  • oh yeah i love to shit in a drum xD

  • Thumbs up if you thought of just stealing all the cacker and resort to eating kids

  • how many of these shelters were actually built and equipped?

  • better get buliding my new shelter before n/s korea goes fucking insane

  • @XzWiLBURzX dont be silly. north korea cant make nuclear bombs they rnt smart enough

  • @mertel15 You don't need to be smart you need to have money to afford a fully fledged ICBM missle. They are too stupid to make more money to buy an ICBM. So on cetain terms your are correct!

  • @XzWiLBURzX its just north korea

  • Are you sure 2 weeks is enough?????

  • @HappyMealCollecter "Two Weeks"?. Nnnnno.... 3 - 5 Years, Maybe. If you're not like. On the place the bombs dropped (lol), you can come out. And scavange! Just like in your favourite Fallout games! >.>

  • Americans, learn to respect your country. They have been taking great care of you. No where in the world will you find such a caring and concerned government and such freedom. BTW, GOVERNMENT is YOU! Be Proud of your country! God Bless the United States!

  • @rohitaudipudi darn enclave they got a other one over here

  • bring a board game ffs.

    nowadays, i would head to the shelter with my laptop and play some cod against some mutant fuckers from the top

  • This movie was never intended to be an actual guide how to survive. Clearly, it would've been a failure, because of at least a ton of reasons. Mostly because of the above mentioned lack of Iodine based cleansing equipment.

  • hay this is a great way to get people to rush out to shop hay fokes theres an armagedon on go buy stuff hehe

  • why in all those amrican propaganda stuff the speaker speaks is such a unintrested voice lol?

  • @alonmerlin

    i don't get how this is propaganda

    its not like they are over-playing what a nuclear fallout would be like.

  • @crazysoccerman14 true its not neccerly propaganda but when a public watches these films it creates a fear and in the usa many leaders used that fear to get vouted in

  • @crazysoccerman14 It's propaganda in this case underplaying the effects. It is hilarious that they are talking about it so casually. As if they just wait it out, then go back to life. And making claims about how all Americans would have had access to these facilities *certified* by the government.

  • Hmm. A single biscuit? 700 calories?

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  • hm a graham cracker a day

  • Meanwhile, back at the public shelter. Jimmy needs to take a crap.

  • Hello children, When one ain't enough and two is too low, It is I THREE DOG! Your favourite neighborhood disc jockey. Whats a disc? Hell if I know. Don't feed the Yao Guai, that is all.

  • Will there be Youtube? I'm gonna need Youtube!

  • Home shelter seems like the way to go.

  • All the kids nowadays would expect a shitload of shit, not a stupid gram cracker and water bucket toilet my ass!

  • well, at least they call it a biscuit and not a cookie :)

  • Suppose now they would expect a fully stocked McDonalds or KFC restaurant. After all there everywhere else. Guess in the 1950's Americans had a rather better diet.

  • valt teck stiel shelter and have geniraters with t.v lick home or even beter with guns with amo no visiters frum super mutins or gests that are infected with the t vierst wat ?

  • wow vaults from fallout 3 look way nicer

  • @freakozola21 Well thats simply explained, the "Vaults" are made in 2075-2077 so they are much more advanced than the average 1947-1991 Fallout Shelter. But something to remember kiddies, Fallout is a series that basicly what if the timeline split in the 1950's and there is ours and Fallout's. In the Fallout timeline, they kept to the 1950's way of life style, but not tech, that, unlike everything else, advanced at an alaming rate, becoming what you would refer to as "Fallout".

  • @MastrTrey I <3 the Fallout series, Vault-tech, you should see my FO3 screensaver/music vid I made

  • @MastrTrey Well, the exact explanation, is that in the Fallout timeline diverged mostly, because in that reality, scientists were worrking to create more powerfull equipments, and computers(ZAX systems) and not miniature equipment. Thus the monochrome displays, and the bulky-tape using computers.

  • LoL these people are screwed My shelter would be 120 feet below ground with 10 time more water and guns And live stalk... just incase all wild life above dies i can get them 2 repopulate also i will generator and computer and xbox also a stove Oh and did i mention my shelter has 5 foor thick contreet walls with 4 inchs of lead around em and the concreet will be reinforced with steel bars :D And of corse radiation suits 4 me and my family :D BITCHEASZ I IS READY 4 NUKE HOLOCUAST!
  • @thecomicaleagle101 And you're gonna pay for all this with your low income wage at mac donalds?

  • and for food the best would be canned salmon,sardeens,tuna,fruit,bea­ns etc and for water there should be a massive tank, and also there should be iodyne cleaning kit containing iodyne soap, iodyne shot and in sever cases a syringe filled with a iodyne solution(iodyne nutralises radiation as far as i am aware and if u enter after the bombs fall u may need to be de radiated) the home shelter seems quite well pland i will say

  • Saltines WTF wouldent that make my mouth dry and waste water stupid bitch

  • "along with a hot drink of some kind " that would be your PISS ma'm

  • What a nice happy little environment!

  • Wheres my Power Armor and Hunting Rifle.I wanna shoot som fucking Raiders !

  • "Packaged Goodies for the youngsters.." WTF. SALTINES ?! Mom YOU SUCK

  • hell i'd just get in a fridge like indiana jones, get thrown away from the explosion, and end up getting cleaned from the nuclear dust and lead on the fridge

  • 700 cal.?!?! In the end of the 2 weeks people will look like anorexics! Wtf.

  • At 3:15, has anyone else ever seen what the water from a whater heater drain looks like? With all the sediment, it wouldn't be potable without filtering.

  • Isn't funny that when they said " packaged goodies for the youngsters" they showed Saltines! Even from some one growning up in th 60's that wasn't anything I would eat!

  • A biscut a day? Think I would turn into a cannibal. I'd be the only one walking out of that shelter and much fatter than the day I walked in. lol.

  • @KnightedAngel True that!

  • RESERVE YOUR SPOT!! VAULT TEC!!

  • When it comes to a toilet. A barrel with a seat on it. I DONT THINK SO! I need to sit on cold porcelain with water sloshing around underneath:)

  • Well for a fat guy like me:) who probably eats upwards if 6 to 7000 calories a day. Even 3 biscuits wouldn't be enought:) I still think ide risk the fallout and get some mcdonalds or burger king. Those biscuits don't look tempting:) no thank you:)

  • Re godamn diculus! A 700 calorie biscut! Get the f'*k outa here! Ghandi ate more than 700 calories a day. If I did I wouldn't need pants with a 46" waisline! I would risk the fallout and go in a real toilet! Not a barrel with a seat on it

  • @PAM2167

    They eat 3 biscuit per day.

    700 times 3=2100 calories.

  • nahh i want mister gusty to do all of the hard stuff

  • i have a mister gusty in my shelter.

  • Ghouls xD

  • And be sure to stear clear of Tunnelsnakes! lol.

  • Since when does saltines=packaged goodies for the youngsters? Mom, you suck!

  • Remind anyone of Fallout, Much?

  • @unfunny12 Every word LOL

  • I wish fallout was real...ITS SO FUCKING COOL DUDE!RADIATION,WEAPONS FREE,LIVING IN A SECURE VAULT 101!I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE IN A VAULT!YAHHHH

  • Okay lets have some food

    (drinks nuka cola)

    (pipboy meter shows up)

    you gained 3+ rads

    CRAP!!!!

  • In worst case scenario---you could always BB -Q the baby. Itl be tender.

  • @walleyrt69 what the heck are you thinking

  • @rgleather48 Maybe the Dingo ate your baybay!

  • lol the guy with that weird biscuit is like "what is this crap?"

  • i calculated (i'm 15 years old and weight of 55kg) that on the day i have 4 hours of workout i need over 4000kcal of food and on regular day i need around 2000.. i cant imagen 700kcal per day, thats too few :S

  • @johannisco Deal with it, kid. you might be hungry, but its better to be hungry than be dead.

  • prepackaged goodies? saltines? oh yum yum- when I think of goodies, saltines are always what comes to mind!

  • YAAAAA! CRACKERS later we can have white rice to.

  • Where do you get those crackers? 700 Calories isn't bad for a cracker...Also are Nuka-Colas included in the packaged goodies?

  • Packaged goodies for the youngers.

  • "ok who farted!!"

  • 700kcal per day? OMG, I'd start eating the other families within the first two days :D

  • @MigDanskeren

    fat ass

  • @MigDanskeren well hey, its better than dying

  • @SnipingPug56 Kinda funny kinda not... im black but with the whole "White supremacist'' thing going on...i dnt think blacks and other minorities would be allowed in a fallout shelter.

  • this video makes me laugh. 700 calories a day. the average human body needs like 2,000 a day even if you are in active, and part 1, you need a pint of water to live.sooo funny.

  • Exactly. I would hazard a guess that shelter occupants would likely rip through the entire supply inside of a week rather than starve. Diabetics who need a certain amount of carbohydrates each day would simply die.

  • in real life theyd'e die, before the radiation settled down.

  • Saltines are treats? Whaaaat?!

  • how would you exactly put that drum outside the shelter...when in the middle of a GIANT NUCULEAR FALLOUT

  • all in all it dam shure wasnt cheap my dad said all that was roughly around 13k but my family takes this matter EXTREMLY seriously and we havent been more unsure of our future then ever before so when the end comes we are covered

  • it inside their is a water purifior with maybee 10 cases of water bottles down their and my mom works for a industrie called heinz wich deals in lots of canned foods and trust me when i say we are covered as far as food is concerned lol theirs 5 beds 2 ligh switches a 1 ton door like the ones used in military constructions and a ventilation system and not to mention the 42 caliber incase some poor fuckers come to loot the wrong place its not like people are gonna be nice after the fallout but ya

  • me and my family have totally destroyed our yard over the summer lol we made this huge ass shelter and it wasnt some "oh yay thatl be a fun project!" no no im talking "you sit your ass in their for 2 weeks and like it!" the shit is fool proof to my dad works in construction with houses and shit so when we were done digging the hole was maybee 12 by 12 feet and about 16 feet deep he smented in the entire thing then built kinda like a hosue floor for the roof and then poured all the extra dirt on

  • wow u got a fallout shelter i wud like to do tht i wrk in construction did ur dad include any lead in the structure?

  • unfortunatley he lost them and its been like 5 months since wev built it we so its unlikely il find it but if i do il let you know but you can easily find shelter instructions on google if you work in construction on down stairs area in paticular it should be fairly easy to build but i would recommend using concrete as its the safest material against the outside wood would definitaley be a no no i wouldnt recommend using any metals either as its easier to get loads of concrete

  • and concrete is also much easier to use where as if you make a wrong calculation in your lenghs with metal you got to cut it off where as with concrete you could just mold it the way it needs to be but yeah i would say the hardest part to build was the roof because of the materials that we used to build it we couldnt use concrete my dad was worried that the walls wouldnt support it or that it would crack once we put all the excess dirt on the top of it but yeah if your serious about this i would

  • i would use concrete for the flooring and walls and metal for the roof thats what we did but anyways back to the dirt we poured the dirt on top of the roof so theirs this huge hill in my back yard now but my dad said putting dirt on top of it makes it a complete underground shelter wich provides the best protection because its under ground grass has reformed on it so its solid ground now not weak dirt like it was a few months back the only revealing area of the shelter is a door that my dad

  • bought he fixed it up it was an old military installation door so it provides good protection once he fixed it up we attached it and voila the shelter was done their are 2 locks on it the first is a keylock and the second is voice print ID wich was not cheap at all we had to call in some professionals to install it wich costed around 5000 - 6000 anyways out of 10 stars for protection i would give it about a 9 and it defintley has the means to keep us alive for 2 weeks but my dad is still paying

  • but my dad is still paying off for all the materials and proffesional work that was done to it so far he said hes payed 13k and still has about another 9000k to go before its paid off so yeah we were serious about making ours if your serious about making yours be prepaired to take some serious financial loses we will recover alot faster then the average family though because my dad works in construction and my mom the overseer of one of the factories for heinz here in canada and she gets LOADS

  • naaa i wunt build one costs too much and i dont fink id wanna be around for the aftermath. id spend the money on vokda instead lmao

  • @WrestleFan1993 Wow you wrote a shit ton of stuff.

  • haha

  • not that would be bad because it's irradiated

  • then eat thier goddamn crackers . ha ha ha ha.

  • i would shit on someones head

  • aww 700 calories?

  • packaged goodies for the youngsters - saltines! yum!

  • It would take more than two weeks to be completely safe. Onc ethey got outside no crops would grow for more than one hundred years.

  • Not true. Plants and vegetables are NOT affected by fallout. Crops could easily be grown within weeks of a nuclear attack. Farmers would probably have to take off a layer of topsoil and till before planting, though, just to get rid of some of the low-level radioactivity sitting on the ground.

  • they would all die.

    the shelter would be ripped from the ground.

  • A single biscuit per day? No American would survive such a diet :D

  • @Indrius acctually it was three breakfast luch dinner

  • @Indrius I am an American who currently lives on a diet like that. Except I also get tons of protein and vegetables. 700 calories a day isn't enough. You would die within 5 weeks from malnutrition. 1800 calories is optimum for an inactive individual. That isn't counting people who are excersising to stay in shape while they wait. They might need 2100-2500 calories.

  • @NoogLeader Thank God no one ever had to find that out the hard way!

  • @WhiteLionness Not true. Ethiopians have had to endure diets much harsher then that. There are places where people are forced into slave labour digging up diamonds and jems from the ground with bare hands where they are fed a diet of around 1200 calories daily. Starvation does happen and it is a terrible thing. Painful too. I once didn't have a job and went three days without food. During that time I had the most painful stomach cramps ever. I hope I never have to do that ever again.

  • @NoogLeader Ohh what I meant was that thankfully a nuclear war never occured so people in fallout shelters didn't have to find out the hard way that a restricted Civil Defense diet of survival crackers and biscuits would cause severe malnutrition. I realized yesterday I should've made that clear right after I posted the reply to your comment, sorry bout that.

  • @NoogLeader And yeah, I agree with you, starvation is a horrible thing, and way too many people in the world have to endure it on a daily basis, it breaks my heart. Makes me so angry when I see people where I live (in the US) wasting food like they do.

  • @Indrius no modern american aha. if this happened americans who lived in fallouts would be skinny

  • 4:03 Hmmmm do I want: Ham? Soup? Ham in soup? Soup on Ham? Packaged goodies? C'mon man!

  • 2:10 - 2:22 she is obsessive compulsive. "Everything straight! Everything straight! Everything straight!"

  • You got to use a water bucket to poop, so you have to drink 70 quarts before anyone gets to crap!

  • not true. the CD also issued several SK III & SK IV sanatation kits.

  • Yeh,

    "Toilet Facilities" is really blunt ;D

  • LMFAo

  • That baby is like 70 now lol..

  • wow you get to shit in a bucket....cool

  • @DamnStraightM35A2 Better than shitting on the floor and smelling it in a few seconds and steping in it as well.

  • wow! at 3:50 it is like a store!

  • I want to have a juke box in my shelter.

  • when your in a fall out shelter it doesnt protect you from radiation i mean we have to breath and the oxygen has to run out sooner or later and i here that people are still getting sick from radiation in hiroshima so two weeks wouldnt do anything wed have to go out eventually

  • Wow crackers! maybe later we can have white rice to....LOL

  • WOW! saltiens,, later we can have white rice! LOL.

  • It pisses me off that they don't tell us what to do if the Enclave show up, or if a super mutant come! that are serious problem's!

  • Yeah let's spawn a deathclaw in the shelter!

  • i wonder, by how much thousand of views did these vids go up when fallout 3 public?

  • a F***Ing lot.

  • o_o...

    uhh ok

  • Enclave I think were remnents of the US military... so I'm pretty sure we'll show up quick... we have to hide too =)

  • a fallout shelter could be useful, but such a shelter could not protect for ever, and a nuclear war wuold have destroyed factories, agricoltural and so on. this is real, you like or not

  • Therefore?? Mankind should give up and go quietly into the night? What is your point, actually? Factories destroyed, yes. Agriculture...what? You don't make a point about that. The means to rebuild would still exist. Man's industriousness would not be destroyed. So what if western peop,e had to survive on hunter-gatherer methods for awhile until things got reorganized. You make it sound impossible. I contend that not is it possible, it is still going on i the world, for fucks!

  • Oh, and one positive outcome of western societies means of production being destroyed would be the regeneration of the natural environment. The stresses that 1st world culture put on the natural world would be relieved for a time period giving the eartha time to regenerate. Do some research about how wildlife has flourished in the non-populated zones around Chernobyl. You might be actually gain some knowledge instead of spouting emotive nonsense about "the end of the world".

  • It is not only possible, cultures still exist on hunter-gatherer methods in many parts of the world.  What makes westerners so different? Are you arguing we are too soft to survive? HA! It may be tough going, but we would perservere. Humans always have adapted and overcome. Quit being such a melodramatic foolish person.

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  • dont fart in the shelter.

  • More bluntly, shitting and pissing!

  • I have slatines, now I know I'm prepared.