By the Books

[Rika09005]

Raul....I fuckin' love you....and your rants...I laugh SO fuckin' hard when you start screaming at people. It's so funny. Keep up the good work and making me laugh! :D

[FinalBossWTMN]

What fucking guidebook are you talking about!?!?! What guidebook does it say, a moron gets to do whatever the fuck he wants!!!?

[bluesmiles77]

i had to stop the video to quit laughing to finish it! the best thing ever!

[prime465]

What's even worse he wasn't resisting arrest.

[atomichead777]

how did the guy in the cop outfit keep a straight face??? haha

[Kaweebo]

Everytime he drops the f bomb my face tingles. XD

[TheOnlyFluffy1]

Now your commenting on marksmanship!

[snatchadams69]

Marksmanship he was 2 inches away!! 

[snatchadams69]

what's the problem? classic..

[csidegirl61]

I.Q. of a freckle....LOL

[MirandaBubble]

This video almost made me pee my pants, I laughed so hard!

[cazmaestro]

The wire!

[BuildersBlockStudios]

2:35

...Did he say "Fucking" or "Pucking?"

[swirkass]

@chazzmouse. I would like you to make a better video jizzmouse. And if your think all of monkey apple video stupid, than why an the fuck r u watching this? Dumbass... Btw live this video it tops that Justin bever fagg;) lol

[chazzmouse]

Almost the worst acting I've ver seen, only justing bieber and miley Cyrus can top that

[chazzmouse]

@chazzmouse I'm so sorry that you are one of those ignorant people.

[khailung11]

That's great!



[ZsuperluigiZ]

THIS guy needs to get laid and calm the FUCK DOWN

[TheBrotherEd]

oops, i meant 3:53

[TheBrotherEd]

0:53 I'm surprised Raul didn't just shoot the officer himself. Man, this picture should be next to the words 'Pissed Off' in the dictionary. Amazing acting :)

[Raulster15]

"The IQ of my balls are not supposed to be in the head of a police officer!"

[MrBennyStoned]

LOL the gun falls apart at the end XD

[cykcykcykcykbum]

Attested idea for the response in such situations but made with a such a mastery that I do laugh for the 3-rd time I watch this: "What fucking guidebook are you talking about?! What guidebook does it say that a moron gets to do whatever the FUCK he wants?!" :D

Perfect, Raul.

[Cosplayification]

Did he died?

[TheJedifr33style]

THE IQ OF MY BALLOS ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN YOUR HEAD !! LMFAO CTFU!!

[spicneo]

Why is it, that out of every movie i've seen in my life... has anyone ever acted as perfect as him?

[iRockagainst]

Haha Raul sooo good

[filmmakingislove]

lmao you can tell that the guy playing the cop was trying to hold back from cracking up xD

[missburtondepp]

Your an amazing actor!

[Caesar0031]

Your sketches always go on too long

[RangerSWINDLE]

It's stick?? Nice lol

[numskull131]

try watching this without laughing

[laallaal75]

@numskull131 I got to 00:53...crap.

[whiteravenauthority]

The guy on the left was trying so hard not to laugh! lol

[lindapizzzz]

ahaah I LOVE the way you scream at people!! It's something I'd like to do almost every day..

[mterreald]

OMFG ROTFLMAO YOU CANNOT BE THIS STUPID!

Favorite Line:

Shoot him! SHOOT HIM! NOT FUCKING EXECUTE HIM! LMFAO

[dsnee001]

by far my favorite vid from you

[mustanglvr6]

i wonder if anyone in the neighborhood heard his screaming, lol

[OneCovenant4All]

Marksmanship!!!!!

[atomichead777]

hahahaha! oh man, my sides ache

[TheVikings818]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[iRockagainst]

The dude on the left isnt the best actor, but holy shit Raul is so entertaining.

3:54 <3

[MrPs3fanman]

I got high to dis shit. U da MAN

[richslayerbc08]

i think this is one of my favorites so far.

[112d12d]

haha your the first fuckign retard..my god i missd this dude make more vids man

[iRockagainst]

I sent Raul a email and I actually got a reply.

Felt so fucking special.

So funny :D

[bodidilyjangles]

4:09 holster fail!!

[Bmelton918]

WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!

[Bmelton918]

3:54 to 3:57 is soo fucking funny

[DesertTornado]

You are a wonderful actor. But you are an ugly ugly man.

[JayPanda12]

@DesertTornado He was wearing a Bald wig !!

He does'nt look too bad to me ;\

[Doyledeth]

@DesertTornado And you are a vain asshole. :D

[roughridersatv]

well you did warn him

[AkiraSieghart]

"That's it! I'm firing a warning shot 'cause I've had enough!"

*boom*

"WHAT THE FUCK?! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT ONE, TOO!"

[MBMyers37]

This might just be... THE best MonkeyandApple video... ever... :) LOL

[khailung11]

@MBMyers37 Agreed (laughing)



[freeflowfirst]

No one can seriously maintain that somebody was not warned about certain consequences that certain behaviour could - and very likely would - have in a certain situation at a certain location where certain people were involved.

[hardstheman]

dude no police officer comes out of the academy with the iq of a freckle on my fuckhole, thats the greatest line ever

[ClayTheMation]

holy shit... this is to funny!

[vincevanslay]

"the IQ of my balls are not supposed to be in the head of a police officer" lmao!

[jimi160]

Man did anybody complain about all that swearing where u filming?

[LeahhKL]

LOL LOL LOL :'D

[CocoPop6691]

XD Fuck Hole I Love that word XD

[ericmsandoval]

Nice Columbo clothes

[lukeskywalker993]

3:33 the cop almost loses it... you can see him smiling

[Enjouji71696]

The detective is gay :D

[nuckingfuts101]

hahahahahahahahhaa what guidebook did you scribble on with your shit covered finger!!!! XD XD XD

[Cubarted]

THE IQ OF A FRECKLE ON MY FUCKHOLE! HAH! Well said sir.

[bizboicera]

pure gold :DDDD

[solidus311]

Lotta cuts. You can do 4 mins in one take! hah. What happened to the gun at the end?

[rohanslick]

@solidus311 he won't get all those angles

[PureAsLight2310]

hahahaha xDD you cant be that stupid XDD

[0mri]

OMG i laughed so hard i started coughing!!

this on was hysterical but i must say that yes you are a good actor but your hair,

it's like you put it in a dryer and glued it on your head using lard,

so you could do only one of the two things:

1. do a sketch with Sue from "Glee"

2. get a haircut.

now pick option 1.

[DropYaThangs]

@0mri

Are you gay?

[0mri]

@DropYaThangs like, duhh, how else i would love Glee? it's targeted towards girls and gays. (:

[MrShway88]

the vid's length is 4 20.

[h2cker]

another top performance well done hahah, you could see him starting to crack up, man your hillarious when you loose it.

[slimeck25]

RAW PERFECTION !!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

[darreniscold666]

This was so funny!

[rushedartist]

lol now he's got 1400 pages of paperwork to do.

[silverlightsaber]

Normally I don't like these rants because they get too disgusting and morbid but this one was really funny! You found the right balance of intensity and cursing to make it really funny without disturbing the audience. There have been other great videos too (Jimmy Fallon, Twilight, and of course the Batman spoof) but I think this one has the best comic delivery.

[KenFan4life]

oh man, if i were the cop, i woulda lost it once he started putting his hands on the face and started screaming.

[jokerplainview]

First, once again another classic from m&a, Raul is like a younger Larry David always nitpicking and arguing. Secondly, the cops' acting was perfection. If I were a casting director in need of a rookie by the book cop Id choose this guy.

[jamesalexandershow]

"What did you do? What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?!" Funny as hell! The guy that plays the officer sucked though after :30 into the clip. No emotion or movement out of the guy.

[imfromearth]

Oh my god, make a sequel!

[goodgodzilla]

Top vid, super funny.

[telmob]

haha dude ur hilarious :D

[iLecter]

Poor fucking acting from the officer, he was laughing 70% of the time.

[JohnRambo]

@iLecter Keeping a straight face while MonkeyandApple screams 3 inches away from you for takes that long is painstakingly difficult bro. My role was to stand there and set up the jokes for him. Consider me a shitty version of Bud Abbott. I'm not the funny one. HE IS. Whether or not my performance was shitty doesn't really matter. All that matters is Raul got to scream, and it was damn funny. And if you laughed, his mission is complete.

[HarukaxMichiru]

@JohnRambo : Dude don't even mind the tard' who said your acting was bad. I thought you were hilarious XD! I wouldn't have made it at all if I saw Raul's hands come up toward my face I would have just ruined a million takes xD by laughing.

[iLecter]

@JohnRambo When you explain it like that it makes much more sense. Sorry if I caused any offense too, I was being very judgmental and if I was in that position I'd be pissing my self. Good job.

[icEdeMoNisCool]

@iLecter What the hell, we must have watched two different videos. He wasn't laughing 70 percent of the time and his acting made the video more funny.

[Teen4thelight]

fifty hundred times?

[Dissruptance]

@Teen4thelight

Fifty-fucking-hundred times.

[pontypagla]

oh and the other guy's acting was not satisfying. i'm no actor, but as an ordinary viewer i feel that his acting could have been better

[MMEggman]

@pontypagla I agree...

[pontypagla]

hahahaha you're awesome when you're mad

[zakiB01]

do you guys get all these uniforms from sex shops?

[Dominican12008]

Now he won't have to file any paper work =D

[Redbloodedsky]

"YOU...CANNOT BE THIS FUCKING STUPID!" LMFAO! xD AWESOME!

[kellhiro]

this is THE definition of a rookie cop

[powerofequality44]

God that wig looks horrible. Is that a wig? If it isn't I'm deeply sorry.

[hibbe]

Watching you scream at people for their incompetence is pretty much guarantied entertainment compadre!

[KitsuneNights]

I think I lost it when he grabs the guy and start yelling at him even more XD

[VargasXX78]

HAHAHA, very funny... another great vid guys

[Lamelma28]

Man it's been such a long time since I watch a video from u guys WTF happened to you.

Please post more often guys I really enjoy your videos.

[libertarianvoter]

I couldn't make it past the one-minute mark with this one. Sorry. You're funnier when you're being subtle. The screaming-your-head-off thing doesn't work for me. Maybe try posting alternate takes? It's not like youtube charges.

[icametorock1]

shoulda got batman to punch him over and over.

[aamusc]

The hamstring or the triceps...paperwork! LOL

[TheMacElement]

Fu*king great!!

Where did you get the Shia Labeouf look a like?

[abcborgess]

2:47 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[jarkool]

my iq of my balls XD

[Horsemen4deth]

lol pulling words out of ass

[SteveBrownTUBE]

its my car!

[beatlesfan2788]

@SteveBrownTUBE cop is my cousin. lol

[linalaughs]

So funny! Keep 'em coming!

[FishbowlPhenom]

Don't worry about redundance, sir. You screaming at length always works, I think.

[SRH911]

Giggity

[XxParchmentMoonxX]

marksmanship!? He was two inches away!!! XD

[kitchean]

4:04 at least he doesn't have to worry about the paper work now

[ryansmitty96]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[Sydpart2]

to bad you guys didn't re shoot the end...could have just cut it earlier or something...

[mattwilhelm60]

ever notice that all his vids ar just about arguing

BUT ITS GOD DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FleGmO01]

ROFL :D:D:D

[clunny77]

LOL at the warning shot :P

[elbob64]

4:20 long lol

[sorry8140]

dead baby was probably one of the funniest videos you, or anyone really, has ever made. and this complements it so well.

[OxoSkaroxO]

haha shit covered finger xD

[KruegerNation]

Love the video! Very awesome Brad Douriff-like performance.

[vanderzarth]

Evil and funny!^^

[jackasstothemax45]

I'm gonna have to disagree.. there is someone even fucking stupider than this man...

She is in my Chemistry class... and she asked our teacher if she held her breath, would the bunsen burner go out because there is no oxygen....

[JXR29]

@jackasstothemax45 Well was she serious though? If she was something is wrong with that school letting her advance to the next grade.

[jackasstothemax45]

@JXR29

No no no, she was completely serious.. she just really is that stupid. She's also in my Psychology class and asked my teacher what 'dismembered' meant.

[Bmelton918]

@jackasstothemax45 i disagree the most stupid person i know thinks that Enzyte-natural male enhancement makes your johnson bigger...

[bodidilyjangles]

@jackasstothemax45 a chick in my history class asked "what is bear mace used for?" i said squirrels...she thought about it....then she figured it out

[jackasstothemax45]

@bodidilyjangles

AHAHAHA... oh my Lanta.

That is extremely embarrassing. This same girl in my Chemistry class is also in my Psychology class and asked my teacher what 'dismembered' meant....

[iLecter]

@jackasstothemax45 Wow...

[georgef35]

SOME GREAT ACTING YOU PUT INTO THIS THIS IS ONE OF YOUR FUNNIEST VIDS AFTER THE DARK NIGHT LOL LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

[rizwankhan1989]

u guys are awesome , aweosme aweeesssooomeeeee

[AbraxasGrey]

lmao

[Spectreworld]

lol that was hilarious!!!

[Ashley47427]

ur videos are too long its a simple concept and we understand the point i always have to skip two min ahead and the same shit is STILL going on make it shorter and it would be better

[MsThrillerchiller]

This is awesome!! Funnier then a lot of stuff on TV right now.

[laallaal75]

It's a workout just laughing at this.

[brawlmaster7]

The police officer aint a bad actor lol

[FABBEFILMinc]

That Police guy ( the afro guy) is hilarious! :D

[shuktuki]

funny as fuck man as always

[delatroy]

2:40 fuckin' lol

[soadpwnsyou]

Dude I really hope that you get more subscribers soon, You should have way more than you have now!

[edinsongonzalo]

the IQ of my balls is not supposed to be in an officer's head.... ahahahah fuckin genious!

[4evamandi]

2:45- 4:20 I laid in the floor and laughed so hard, this was a good one 

[BanishedGAZ]

How is it your not amazingly famous! :| bravo sir

[delatroy]

more videos please - great stuff :)

[colloredbrothers]

hahaha

[pyroviper]

Not as good as some of your other ones.

[BanishedGAZ]

@pyroviper disagree i enjoyed thist alot

[holyswordsmanoffaith]

LOL to keep a straight face while making this is ridiculously hard to do.

[CalebAlucardtheHagan]

where'd the dead suspect go? and why isn't there a bloodstain (and a bullet hole) on/in the side of the car? oh, and the gun doesn't fit the holster. sorry, i'm a perfectionist :P funny skit though, as always.

[bulllsize]

why is he acting like "Joker Interrogation scene"...maybe hi is suffering from character syndrome

[higingbotham]

@bulllsize

He isn't, moron.

[mk41794]

"You goddamn monkey moron!" Haha! Man, Raul, you go off so much in this one it's like you've been saving up since the brilliant Twilight video.

[mizpain624]

haha love it

[darthvadergb91]

XD lol



[Iheatvoices94]

LOL @ "YOU CANNOT BE THIS FUCKING STUPID!!!"

[GeekisCarnage]

Awesome man.

[phenomforever825mjf]

Awesome! LOL

[jrxmafea]

...your anger just cracks me up man

[IrrIsponsible]

Jesus Christ, this is the best video you've ever done!

[MrVulgaris]

Your spaz attacks are so convincing

[rozzalenda123]

I loled....finally a new damn video :<

[dsclubhouse1]

haha

this was amazing

well done

[Jonisforjon]

best video ever you guys rock

[Jonisforjon]

best video ever

[car45j34]

haha! the cop was trying soo hard not to laugh!

[Allekto1323]

You are awesome!

[01marky]

what camera did you use?