Wizard People, Dear Reader-HOLY F*CKING SH*T!!2 (Chapter 31)

[mrchuckmorris]

His analogies and metaphors are like the most hilariawesome things ever

[chiefsfan713]

"Harry wants to run off. He imagines that that man-horse would come in here and take him away and Harry could ride off on the man-horse and maybe they could catch a movie or make dinner or something."

[afterthebreaking]

"Harry is the one who kills around here."

[Necrosis4292]

CHAPTER THIRTYone.

[tonigirl321]

he wants to paddle harry so bad.

[squire1617]

he burns that fucker!

[mikegrosek07]

I could throw this stone into a gutter and not give one shit..

[MrTnugent]

And dumbledore eats babies

[MisterCaptainDamnit]

Harry gives a ferocious growl, and burns that fucker!

[donrad36]

i'm the one that kills around here, and i kill you, i killed you dad!

[clairebear45]

Haha his dad is voldemort and voldemort is Dracula. Brilliant.

[dylanbobby1]

and that man horse can catch a movie or make dinner or something fun

[joewhittles]

This is like the life of someone leading up to the point they became the eternal guardian of an infinite power

[TheAaron404]

lol was that "crazy sick ass face" voldemort? plz reply

[learn2spell]

@TheAaron404 no

[Solveigster]

@learn2spell lol

[dinkydau444]

This game is over when Harry says it's over!!!

hahahaha

[Lullaby0407]

"I am gigantic I am important and unavoidable! "

[DigitalPurgatory]

Harry gives a ferocious growl and burns that fucker with a flaming hand spell...

[moorej30]

HAHA yes! 2:20 "I killed you dad!"

[ajacksonh]

and that dumbledore eats babies...best line ever

[winkandthegun7]

"That crazy sick ass face is burning everything!"

[Bpokorny1]

he wants that stone bad...

[Paddlefaster93]

He starts to tell harry all this fake shit, like Harry killed his parents, and Dumbledore eats babies.

[NightmarishGuy]

"...feel his dad blow through him, just as everyone has their dads blow into them like a kite, a kite of chromosomes blowing on the wind of inheritance."

[AunShova]

I love how he just busts up after 31 chapters lol

[killedbyAP]

He actually started laughing during the sorting hat scene.

[CottenCandyPrincess]

"He starts telling Harry all sorts of fake shit, like that Harry killed his own parents, and that Dumbledore eats babies and Harry is confused and scared....He imagines that that man horse would come in here and take him away, and Harry could ride off on the man horse, and maybe they could catch a movie, or make dinner or something. Something fun."

LMFAOO

[ournewskin]

ahaha.

"A kite of chromosomes, blowing on the wind of inheritance!"

[noahtavlin]

hahahah i love how everything anybody does is automatically a spell

[KawakamiTomie]

"This game is over when Harry says it's over!"

LMAO

[snowiih]

"a kite of chromosones blowing on the wind of inheritance"

HAHAHAHAA

[iloveoperons]

My favorite part is when he starts laughing. :D

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

Too much to quote. WoW! One of the best chapters ever!!!

[AClockworkMollie]

I wish this man could redo all of the other movies. "Harry is the one who kills around here, and I killed you...I killed you, Dad!"

[jet2520]

lol my friend jacob is scared of voldemort

[BrockSolid]

No one gives a shit about your friend Jacob

[Klinx585]

"Harry picks up the stone just in time to around and feel his dad blow through him, just like everyone has their dads blow into them like a kite. A kite of chromosomes blowing on the wind of inheritance. The scream of the ghostly Dracula exits...and Harry falls asleep..."

Quite possibly, the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

[ramalama246]

I killed you dad! I love this shit so much.

[MischaArielle9000]

DUMBLEDORE EATS BABIES!!

just then, queerman WOOSHES at him!

I AM GIGANTIC!!

[SnoggingPicard]

A kite of chromosomes blowing on the winds of inheritance.

[Stereochrome]

"He wants to run off. He imagines that that man-horse would come in here and take him away and Harry would ride off on the man-horse and maybe they could catch a movie or make dinner or something. Something fun."

This is fantastic.

[lolwutnub]

Rofl.

Best.

Thing.

Ever.

[JordynGilio]

dumbledore eats babies?

[willowpuff]

I am gigantic. I am important and unavoidable.

LMFAO

I love Neely's little giggle. ahahha

[LoonyLuna08]

he blows through him as all fathers blow through their children.

[torrentme777]

he was hoping the horseman would come swoop him up and maybe they could catch a movie or make dinner lol

[IdTapDannyJones]

haha he starts laughing and he has trouble saying the (this game is over when harry says its over"

idk how he has made these, i wood have messed up so bad

[animafan78]

dumbulder(sp) eats babies

[willowpuff]

dumbulder? DUMBULDER!?? Hah. That made me laugh.

It's Dumbledore, maybe.

[dixhauser]

This game is over when harry says its over!

[bkoepp]

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning roar tells me to defeat you!! Here I go - SHINING FINGERS!!!

[sauron950]

A kite of chromosomes floating on the wind of inheritance!

[liefstevera]

he starts telling harry all kinds of fake shit, like harry killed his own parents, and dumbledore eats baby's

[Valonaren]

Quirrell and Harry in the dungeon is a gay scene.

[opheliaremix]

a kite of chromosomes blowing on the wind of inheritance....

[ValkyrieLegend]

haha, that was awesome. It makes me laugh when he starts laughing...2:26...

[glompedbybunnies]

Just then, Queerman whooshes at him@

[childoftheatom03]

he doesnt know what to believe. . . or what to hate! lol

[mr1hellmanz]

his father lashed through like all fathers do...a kite of chromozones and a wind of inheritance.

WTF!"!" XD LMFAO"

[Jerisawesome]

BURRNS THAT FUCKER

[zacharybaaatz]

i can throw this stone in the gutter and not give a shit XDDDDDDDDDD

[HIMkidHIM]

he burns that fucker.

[eyesthatsparkle]

All that we can hope for is that this guy will dub over all of the rest of the harry potter movies. I would love to hear what he would say about Luna and Xenophillius. : ) This is the funniest shit i have ever heard in my life.

[InMyPod]

i know! I would LOVE brad neely for life if he did all the potter films, but I srsly doubt he will....:-(

[GloriaMonday]

...Can you imagine how long it must have taken just to record all this? O__o Not to mention the sheer brainpower involved in coming up with such ridiculous lines...

[mrtanooki]

i lold

[woutertron]

This game is over when Harry says it's over, and no one else! Harry is the one who kills around here, and Harry has killed you! I killed you, dad!

[danifacciolli]

DUMBLEDORE EATS BABIES.

bahah i love it when he giggles...

[TheCassettesWorld]

"...a kite of chromosomes blowing on the wind of inheritance."

[electrocute33]

haha the man-horse part is the best!