Best of RiffTrax's Return of the Jedi

[Asianwaste]

Mon Mothma:  "What are you guys doing?"

[IgniteTheStars]

"Luke has his juice box and his PSP. He's all set."

[gothmandy6]

"PADDINGTON!" LMAO

[thatwhichisgiven]

"Turns out it was just a guy coming back from the beach."

...

"And now he's DEAD."

[isaam088]

One person is Yoda's neighbor.

[alondite345]

"Furdom!" XD

[riddleman65]

10:56: "Who the hell is the smirking little douchebag?"

Exactly. NO idea what Lucas was thinking.

[Ridgwaycer]

@riddleman65 Matching Canon?

If his force ghost appearance a day after (in Truce at Bakura) then was any indication, he appeared looking like that.

Although, probably a bit unnecessary.

[riddleman65]

@Ridgwaycer

So I have to read the novels which were written after the movie in order to understand the ending of the movie? Yea, that makes sense.

[Ridgwaycer]

@riddleman65 No,but it is a hilarious consequence of changing it. Still was unnecessary.

[palpatine17]

Who the hell is this smirking little douchebag??

[bulldozerchn]

"That happened after every take of Crystal Skull!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[christimacc]

What are you guys doing?

[theswedishdude1]

"do u mind im taking a poop" lol i fell down laughing

[horaciosi]

(09:17) What did he said?

[postle4]

@horaciosi "Not the catering ship!"

[phillipbailey70]

6:35 'Get your shine-box...!'

[thinnairr]

9:00 "Remember, these are the Emperor's best troops...[troops running away]...a handpicked elite battalion there they go."

[Symmetriad]

Admiral Akbar, as voiced by Robert Loggia @7:50.

[limmywinks]

Oh ho that's good revolting slim thing!

[inconvenientruth1]

there...is...another....piece of piece in the fridge....if you....GET HUNGRY!

[nintendo1889x]

WHY DIDN'T I BRING MY LIGHT SABER!!!!!!?

[MrBuch169169]

"Anyway, thanks for getting HUNDREDS of guys to stand around while I arrive. Good luck finding a way to increase productivity!"

[Kaweebo]

I thought the Dark Side was going to be OUR thing Dad! XD

[bereandon]

Boobs!

[godbluffvdgg]

"Hi Carrie Fisher... You got any drugs?"

[sec0ndevolution]

He cuts his own hair.

[suicidalbuddha]

@Balmung32 um.....just where the hell did that come from lol

[Lanerz84]

Uh...get of my plane? I dunno. Lol

[jtnish]

It is pointless to resist my son, he is far to sexy.

[RoughOyster]

Nope, that's my penis

[RoughOyster]

that's my penis

[Hakkai87]

Today the Ewoks, tomorrow the Fraggles!

[HinataChick38]

7:41 Did he just say 'oh crap'?

[punchrocker202]

Those guys! :D

[19teenybee94]

rebel scum, imperial SSSSLUT!

[JzillaStudio134]

Baba Fett eating by a giant ASSSSS

[AHPMB]

"Hi, Carry Fisher. Got any drugs?" Was not expecting that one, awesome.

[joshman952]

10:17 no our imax theater

[usulkane]

@ 0:25 - private first class "young jack black" checks his facebook for friend requests...

[alakabaz3]

I never did get those power converters :( sniff

[BookLover430]

Haha Shawshank reference!

[BigEasyWinger]

7:51 - Ewok business negotiations. :P

[Mutt709]

"This is no time to quote tired internet memes, sir!"

[TheHuntress144]

i'm not even a huge fan of star wars, but this is easily one of the funniest things on the internet.

[MrBuch169169]

Immediately after seizing power, the GALACTIC EMPIRE decreed that their name should only be spelled with uppercase letters.

[DragonRana06]

No matter how many times i watch this, it keeps getting more hilarious.

[UdallIn72]

"A handpicked elite battalion... There they go."

[SkylineofStorm2]

"BOOBS!"

[Lasadialarwen]

i love that!!!

"As will your friendsss, Ron, Hermione, Merry, Pippin, Bumble bee." bahahahahahah this is the best one yet

[Lasadialarwen]

He had my cellphone when you froze him.... ROTFLMBO!

[Aarie101]

"LOVE ME!"

[lewa3910]

At 10:10 OWWW!!!

I shot lemonade outta my nose there! XD

[sexyglexy]

-I'll save us....ehh im terrible at my job.

-Hey baby ever been cloned before?

-Hey Lt. Sushi....

-Ima practice shooting at trees and missing...

-Hello boys, im feeling frisky...i like it rough...

HAHA CLASSIC!

[EclipseHedgehog]

7:20 luke winks at vader

[PanozGTR2]

7:41 I just though he said "oh crap!"... did he ANTICIPATE the famous trap?

[NewGuy2534]

FURDOM!!

[ninjawraith17]

9:51-9:55

Bill: "These stoned Storm Troopers ponder the tree tops."

Mike: "Woah!"

Ever laugh so hard you choke?

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@ninjawraith17 yes but not at that.

[autobot69000]

"someone's coming"

"maybe the man who's filming my crotch"

i lost it . completely.

[beornstorm]

LMAO!!! Typical Liberal! 6:22. Well thought out.

[SageVallant]

"I've lost the will to remember her."

Priceless.

[TheRobin53]

PADDINGTON!!

[DANATANLOVER]

This is the day the teddy bears had their MURDER.

[MistyJr95]

I am pointing out the three stoned stormtroopers to everyone I know now.

Am I the only one who wanted to hear, "I still support the railing system!" at 8:29?

[SnjperWulf]

@MistyJr95 That brings back such wonderful memories of "Space Mutiny"...*shudders*

[FancyMSTie]

@MistyJr95 That would have been AWESOME.

[Emirichan317]

9:50 OMGROTFLMAO Bill can't keep it together, hilarious XDDD "Three stoned storm troopers ponder the treetops"

[MrBuch169169]

"Anyway, thanks for hiring HUNDREDS of guys to just stand around while I arrive. Good luck increasing productivity!"

[anadthebarbarian]

He cuts his own hair

[sm2142]

hey, you need to have fun before your suicide missions. just ask Commander Shepherd! :)

[shaybean54]

"Not the catering ship!!"

"Harry and the Hendersons- Harry Goes to Iraq!"

"Hey Dad's Dead! So are there any hot dogs left?"

[joeskis]

"We shall double-mint our gum." Gotta love that one!

[monsterinyourpocket]

Is there anyone on my plane who shouldnt be there?

Get off my plane? oh well...

[IpodChan]

It's weird. Admiral Ackbar sounds like he's saying 'oh crap' at 7:44. It's a wonder I've missed that all these years

[Sutidude]

my bad, 'chasm installed'

[Sutidude]

'I regret having this bottomless pit installed!'

[anemicroyaltea69]

"Yeah, get yer shine box."

Hahahaha, my dad and I always did that scene from Goodfella's, it was our favorite!

[Sibster45678]

"Cuteness from above!"

[ThreeCheersForBryan]

" I regret having this bottomless chasm installed!"

[godbluffvdgg]

Me me me me me me me memememe

[RLviddy]

"Are there any hotdogs left?" omg--i need the laugh. thanks for putting this up.

[nintendo1889x]

"I'll save us!....I'm terrible at my job!"

[pockypurse]

The man crush is strong in this one!

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Um...who are you?" "Do I have to be at this meeting?"

[kyon813]

"Your father..."

"Was a tool. With a little ponytail."

[johnhamilton08]

BOOBS!

[hurlyburlyexistenz]

"I'm not finished!"

Damn you, RiffTrax. I will never be able to watch that scene again without bursting into laughter...

[Sutidude]

@hurlyburlyexistenz He is now legally married to Han's leg.

[banananer16]

tell jar jar I hate himmmmm...

[ThePurpleSpartan]

9:50 is just hilarious. Even they can't stop themselves from chuckling.

[Vortigern99]

Eye-wateringly hilarious.

[OriginalWhiteTornado]

I love all the Harrison Ford references. "Get off my plane" and "I want my family back" will forever be classics.

[savagenoble7]

remember this is the emperor's BEST TROOPS

[taiyo888]

"Your father..."

"Was a TOOL! With a little ponytail." 

[bandman232]

Wasa dabat? Obo shabat!

[shadowmare97]

Boobs!

[bandman232]

9;23 Translation: What was that? HOLY SHIT!

[OmarAlQaseer]

"Who the hell is this smirking little douchebag?"

[lordofthedrums93]

He did that between every take on the set of "Crystal Skull"

[chickensangwich97]

"This is no time to quote tired internet memes, sir!"

XD

I was wondering what they were gonna do for that! SO GREAT!!

[chickensangwich97]

"This is no time to quote tired internet memes, sir!"

XD

I was wondering what they were gonna do for that! SO GREAT!!

[Stravinsky91]

once you start down the dark path it's AWESOME! XDXD

[DAVIDInitiative]

2:23

LOL

Boobs.

[KanaraMac]

Your death will be swift, and painless, and you will be delicious.

[femoman]

3.19: Please tell me that was Boba fett that went "WHAT THE-?!"

[JamesOhGoodie]

@femoman It was indeed.

[LouistheHedgehog]

9:14

FURDOM!!!!!

lol

[WolfmanNougat]

I'm just a mean green Mother from outer space and I'm bad CGI!

And now, if you'll excuse me, Imma just go pause at 2:21.

[SamuraiPie8111]

if this movie had more shots of slave leia it would be alot better!

[JamesOhGoodie]

@SamuraiPie8111 When is that NOT true though?

[junkman661]

One of my frieds said: Make fun of tropic thunder!

And I says: whats the point of them makeing fun of a movie thats already funny?

And he says:ohhhh I thought they make fun of any movie...

You wouldnt make fun of a comedy...would u?

:P

[JakenJragin]

@junkman661 They've done one for tropic thunder haven't they?...ah well. Now it's Twice the funny! XD

[PaperbackWizard]

"Get to da chopper!"

"But we're already in a space ship."

"Then get down!"

"Lllllllllllll-eia."

By the way, did anyone else notice that those Rebel fighter casualties were Anonymous Black Guy and Anonymous Asian? How racist can ya get?

[Wintermute01001]

"Their minister of finances." :)

[crackajack913]

"This is no time to quote tired internet memes sir"

[makerofdeath101]

and..im dead.

lol

[PunchSydeiron]

"What are you guys doing?" Another great non sequitur. Thanks, Rifftrax!

Joel says when you've got lemons, you make lemonade. I say freeze the lemons and throw them at jerks.

[Windclaw]

"Hey, guys...who's this smirking, little douche bag?"

[DrThunder88]

@Windclaw That line is remarkably close to the words I shouted when I first saw the re-restored version of this movie. Mine was a little more vulgar though.

[wildsmiley]

@Windclaw that's what I was wondering, first time I watched the 2004 DVD.

[ljks1]

fantastic quality on the video :)

[hollyhuffstutler]

LLLLLLLLeia

[PaperbackWizard]

At least they didn't replace Alec Guiness with Ewan MacGregor.

[stafflvr]

@PaperbackWizard Wait till the NEXT version Lucas puts out!

[joshuawhite123]

what are you guys doing ? lol

[WesternPunk95]

Is there anyone on my plane who shouldn't be there?

[taiyo888]

"Your father..."

"Was a tool! With a little ponytail."

[MansonFan64]

hey baby, ever been cloned before? haha

[Mistoffelees11]

Lieutenant Sushi! :D

[Mst3kfanatic1]

9:56- three stoned stormtroopers looking at the treetops- i laughed so hard

[Gjeorje]

I`d forgotten what an ugly, ugly smile Harrison Ford has. He`s going for "charming rogue" but ends up at "leering rapist"

[MarioKHFan1993]

Will you do High School Musical?

[johnhamilton08]

BOOBS!!

[PSXPato]

"It's a trap" this it's no time to quote tired internet memes, sir

[egk135]

"That's why you'll bring me a vanilla malt with sprinkles."

Just can't stop laughing.

[funnymannumber2]

"I didn't know Jabba can dance."

[Pingmeister1985]

"Hi. Carrie Fisher. Got any drugs?"

[BILLYJOHNBELL]

@Pingmeister1985 that was pretty funny

[PunchSydeiron]

I can safely way that this is the best "Best of" compilation of Rifftrax's riffing of ROTJ. Great video quality, great moments. I give it 5 out of 5. Thanks.

[Jaykanu]

PADDINGTON!

[JamesOhGoodie]

@Jaykanu THOSE GUYS!

[supermet567]

TELL JAR JAR I HATE Him...

[HayesAJones]

"I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space and I'm bad!"

God, I love these guys.

[lucianopotter]

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?"

Seriously, who the fuck is that woman?

[mst3k4evur]

@lucianopotter

Mon Mothma, a leader of the Rebel Alliance. Later, she would be Chief of State of the New Republic.

The nerd power is strong with this one.

[Iamafishproductions]

"I'm gonna practice shooting and missing at some trees. See you later."

"Your death will be swift and painless, and you will be delicious."

"I've lost the will to remember her."

"FURRDOM!"

[hammer226800]

XD

"Get to da choppa"

"But were already in a spaceship"

"In that case get down"

[TheChibiBuizel]

Hello, boys! I'm feeling frisky! And I like it rough!

[angelmarine1292]

"I taped a banner to our ship that says darth gayder"

"Is that bad?"

LOL

[557bs]

"that guy's got a bike just like mine"

[TheBeardOfPower]

Awesome! BTW, just so you know, YT does allow videos up to 15 mins now.

[Damar158]

@TheBeardOfPower

In respect of the RiffTrax crew, I'm going to keep it around 10-11 minutes.

[TheBeardOfPower]

@Damar158 Well that's downright decent of you, sir. :)