The Dictator

[tcsfLjb39]

"your gay!" :D ahaha yes

[TashiiTwissted]

HAHAHAH. Oh man, so good. c':

[wakexmexupx]

"Hey now, bite your tounge dirty mouth" Can I put this on a shirt?

I promise to try to use Helvetica.

[kuvasz13]

Around 00:08, it actually sounds like Kyle's saying "I've found the power... of gay". Which, I guess, is kind of fitting. Teehee. :)

[annefeli94]

Is it awkward? It be rooming with someone who might possibly have a secret crush on you?

[paramorefan4always]

were studing dictators and crap in school and my friend was like "do you have the homework on dictators?" and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "wait palus, you said your a dick taker! your gay!" and hes like "wait what?"

[ThatDrummerGuy95]

0:25 You're Welcome.

[leitalawlz]

Lol this reminds me of the end of The Chronicles.

[GIRLSECKS]

HAHAHAHA

[HEYitsMEheaven]

Kyle closes doors like a boss.

[strawberrygyrl6]

no matter how many times i watch this video i cant help but laugh by the way kyle closes the door

[AshleyURL]

The music in this video reminds me of the Dexter theme song.

[TheMJfan2010]

Kyle slams the door like a boss.

[RedPandaKamille]

this came out on my birthday:)

[AugieBuRnsRed]

When he says "your gay" he looks like a cute little Asian boy c:

[AKSpartankiiiersbro]

hahaha lol lmfao

[elenaburroughs]

Pause it at 0.06 it so funny lol

[MrShaneBlackwell]

When Kyle says "..and everything in between." his body like shifts and its HILARIOUS. press 2 to see it. xD

[shakenbakecake789]

i bet nobody noticed how he didnt actually shut the door at the beginning of the video...

[kirssstyAnnee]

@kayjo101 nope,he said bite your tongue:L

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[Kristiana388]

press 7 for "dick taker"

[AtreyuNumber1Fan]

this seems like something family guy would do lol

[ahhbeaaxx]

#doorswag



[XxCyanAndWaterxX]

0:17 KYLE! You just broke the fourth wall :O

[TheFemaleIcelander]

@XxCyanAndWaterxX it's bad luck. now i'll have to spin on the spot while wearing a moustache

[07Kimmay07]

Michells face when he says "you're gay!!" = Priceless :) <3

[candyloversful]

C: mitchells face <3 xD

[FiveHourSynergy]

"Hold it mutha fucka!"

[babybrandibear]

Please love me.

[ellokittyful]

Haha I tell my friends that they are "dictators" all the time now. (x

[BaileyRose914]

@zimusa1 Gimme Some Headress is the one where he says that! :)

[NanceeeeRosalees25]

@zimusa1 I love the video ! I say ignorant slut to my friends all the time (x

Anyways its called 'Give me some headress' .

[PurplehazePyari]

Easily my favourite video. <3 <3

[Brantashable]

lmao. just seriously funny.

[PinkButterfly2004]

whats that little ditty in the background?

[zepolsolrac1]

I like how Kyle closed the door. lol.

[BBintheATL]

HOLY JIZZ DAVIS GET A FLIPPIN FACEBOOK!!!

[kirssstyAnnee]

"hey now bite your tongue dirty mouth" LOL.

[kayjo101]

@kirssstyAnnee Didn't he say "Mind you toungue?"

[missaa615]

@kayjo101 he said bite your tounge dirty mouth

[Sarbear0324]

Lol "Every word I speak could mean your death!"

[bluechick12894]

oh i love Mitchell! <3

[tigerbanandaaa]

LMFAO OMG, mitchells face

[ChocolateBearChick]

lawlzzz, i love how he says "WAIT PAUSE ! you said youre a dicktaker. youre gay.

[woahITSmaddie]

"hold it mother fucker"

"hey now, bite your tongue, dirty mouth"

hahahahahah

[bmendler707700Fan]

@woahITSmaddie Yeah, we heard it too....

[binkster90]

this would honestly be an awesome gay pride shirt.. just saying..

[bellelovesrobby29]

i have no idea how many times ive watched this video but everytime i laughed!(:

[MissBlueOceanEyes]

i am the alpha, the omega, and everything in between.

[lavaheadbaby]

my brothers a dick taker and a dictator...

[ayprel]

I love the way Mitchell says that. Hahaha.

[Jaaccyyy]

A month later and I still find this video hilarious. :)

[xXISneakyNinjaIXx]

lmfao!! just learned of you through one of meekakitty's video's and you're F**CKING hilarious.

[TriiangleJellyfiish]

what the song?

[chrom3bradable]

press 7 = your a dick

[HugsLoveAndCupcakes]

Lmfao "wait pause.. You said you're a dick taker" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahah

[AllieTheEmoKid]

LOOOOL xD

[HotEmoPoptarts]

Why did you cut your hair? We liked it long :p

[technoloveshugs]

"wait pause! Did you just say dick taker? You're gay! C:"

[yomanimacoolbean]

@technoloveshugs because we didn't just watch the video to hear him say that, right?

[Gessner53]

you said you're a dick taker, you're gay !

sooo good (:

[paramorefan4always]

Lol i love you guys :) some livelavalive is just what i need after a bad day.

[TheDementedDemon]

He actually said dick tater. So he eats taters shaped like... yeah this is all leading back on to the homosexuality thing.

[fred220797]

press shift and try to like my comment

[sierrachristineway]

Am I the only one who was dying after 4 seconds?

[NatalieGoesRawrz]

Lmao loved this

[KERSTINBVBarmy4ever]

YOU SAID YOUR A DICK TAKER.. your gay. CUTEST FACE EVER!!

[imursettnsun]

I was on the verge of tears, and decided to watch some livelavalive. I'm so happy I did now I'm laughing my ass off and this totally made my day way better than it was. thankyou so much guys ! :) -3

[sabyelizabethaltieri]

0:18 kyle breaks an important rule, never look at the camera :P still...LMAO! "you said you're a dick taker, your gay" xD ohh mitchell

[SebastianSB]

@sabyelizabethaltieri I think that was on purpose, saying "I know EVERYTHING" while looking straight at the viewer.

[MrVictoryDave]

Bombay Sapphire on the top shelf, awesome! nom nom nom

[mallipop33]

Wait pause. LOL :D love you c:

[HippyAndMe]

LOL heard of you on Tumblr and now that I've seen this vid, I am subbing for more awesomeness :D

[Ristengirl876]

112 people are dirty mouth dick takers c:

[LondonValkyrie]

this still makes me laugh 7th time I'm watching it! xD

... does that mean I'm sad? ^_^;;

>.<;

[jake024d]

Another good one haha

[binkster90]

that would be an awesome gay pride shirt...... just saying.

[firefeather7246]

Woooow :D

[CJSIZZLE14]

livelavalive spells evil av al evil (evil of all evil). I just noticed that haha

[XxmolliebabyyyxX]

@CJSIZZLE14 you just blew my mind

[mirubhai]

@CJSIZZLE14 or it could just be Live Lava Live

[mrsmusic213]

@CJSIZZLE14 Oh, my God. Could you have found out the secret meaning to the livelavalive name? I applaud you.

[LaLaLakinWoo]

Everyone please check out my one lame ass video. and subscribe and I will make better ones! woo

[XpickledrainbowsX]

i just like watching kyle slam the door.

[EJJacob7]

Omg, noo! Not Dickler's Holococks!

[RahImaMummieUnicorn]

.......I've been watching this video sense it came out....I still don't get how Kyle closed the door. ._.

[crazymo6200]

so today i was sittig in math study hall with my best friend, and we linked arms (we're just weird like that) and when i didnt do something she wanted me to do, she bit me.

[musicalMaYa953]

this is the 25th time ive watched this...i cant stop 

[Renaa991]

Hahahahah

[CChroma]

Kyle slams doors like a boss.

[bellelovesrobby29]

@CChroma ahahah eww he does!

[XxpinkyemoxX1]

0:28 :3

[RevolutionOfFeelings]

How does Kyle close the door...

[MikeyEagles]

@RevolutionOfFeelings by using the force.

[xxRoguexx]

Funny stuff. You remind me of Rob Corddry.

[IrishSetterLady]

Lmfao

[sabrinagrl]

Lol. Rotf right now, tears in my eyes laughing!

[FlowerBlossom016]

Love the fart at the end XD

[DesteryGetsMeHot]

I LOVE MITCHELL'S VOICE XD

And @HEYitsMEheaven Kyle does close doors like a boss, ♥

[HEYitsMEheaven]

Kyle closes doors like a boss

[definevlog]

your friend strongly resembles Philip Defranco.

[definevlog]

your friend strongly resembles Philip Defranco.

[HowlingWolf93]

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO JUSTIN BIEBER IS HIDDEN IN THIS VIDEO!

MISS. BIEBER: PLEASE PLAY 00:28 AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.....

[MercyMercedes33]

EVERYBODY press 7!!

Tell me you wont laugh after watching tht over and over again

[thesusiecary]

you know whats awesome mitchell?

that you would say that in the description

you sir, are ridiculously nice :)

[TheBanditAlchemist]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Dick Taker.....

[BreannaJo65]

I stopped watching for about a month and half and came back to find that Mitchell, you have lost weight. Much has changed. Awesome video by the way. :)

[Pociluyko]

wow i just noticed all the fullbleed shirts you wear! They are awesome!

[AddictedToPayne]

Favorite!

[LunaisEMO]

That was awesome hahah.

[moroneses1092]

hold it mothafucka

[HEYitsMEheaven]

0:23 xD

[FiNdYoUrDreamTiE]

I freaking love this video! This is really funny>;D

[stlbamz4]

at 0:11 bowl on right screen @ 0:17 no bowl on right screen :(

[SallieAltie]

@stlbamz4 Hey, cool observation!!

[BUTTERBALL9000]

@stlbamz4 it comes back at 0:20

[ricky2195]

@stlbamz4 back at 0:22 ha

[ALLMusicEqualsLyfe]

@stlbamz4 comes back at 0:21

[Mahonezgurl]

@stlbamz4 0:22 and it's back! :D

[MrCurlun]

@stlbamz4 who the fuck cares

[sedwaykid]

@stlbamz4 its creepy that you noticed that...

[JawsElksAndCyanide]

@stlbamz4 kyle removed it with his mind.

[xFootiexPajamasx]

@stlbamz4 The bowl comes back at 0:22

[1W15HT0]

@stlbamz4 It's a cup, and it comes back later in the video don't worry =]

[heyyygurlllHAHA]

@stlbamz4 IT COMES BACK! at 0:22. and then later you can see the whole thing. it was actually a mug.

[xXMustPlayGamesXx]

@stlbamz4 And then comes back @ 0:21 :D Its gunna be okay!! ^^

[stlbamz4]

guys at 0:11 do u see a bow on the right of the screen and then at 0:17 it just diapers wtf?

[Maeiko]

i like to watch this over and over again :)

[NeverShoutVictoria97]

I have seen this so many times but i still laugh at it

[augustlights777]

lol fart noises will never lose their class in the world of comedy

[sweetchic216]

I could watch this ALL DAY and not get tired of it. Ever.

[RaeHay97]

Wait! No!

[TikiTikiSun]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[HEYitsMEheaven]

LMAO the face mitchell makes when he says your gayyy

[ghostpunk2]

When Kyle says "everything" it seems like he staring into my soul

[tawreeeyuhhh]

ha, when Mitchell says, "you're gay", i can't help but think of Hiro from Heroes.

[XDOreoCookieDX]

This makes me laugh a little to loudly every time!! And I am completely okay with that. =D

[PixieFaceProductions]

DAT SMILE. Ohmysgosh. Made me laugh, every time.

[pennyballoon15]

You guys are hilarious, my goodness.

[Anetunisha]

I MUST USE CAPTIONS TO SEE WHEN HE SAYS DICK TAKER!!

[TheAlwaysMelissa]

"Hold it motha fuckah." "Hey now! Bite your tongue dirty mouth."

[mrXlaughteR]

i've watched him close that door about 70 times.... with the back of his hand..... and not on the handle.... He really does close it like a boss.... Using SHEER willpower

[bigbadroo13]

Haha he said he is a pen*s pottato

[fhegs]

Hold it Mother Fuckah

[leximore44]

i like these skit a lot more :)

[HomeSkinnyBiscuit]

My English teacher says Dictate about a thousand times every day, I always giggle now that I've watched this video.

[LIVeLAVaYACHt]

I wold die is kyle or mitchell whent to my school XD hahaha WAIT, TELL ME THE SCHOO LSO I CAN TAKE AP ICTURE OF THE PLAQUE XD li^el^v^li^e fore^er!

[flapjack6x]

I know alot of people say that Mitchell davis reminds them of Jim carrey, but in this video especially he reminds me alot of jim carrey especially with the last couple of lines.

[CaseyAlannaCarter]

"ya gay" HAHAHAHAHAHAHa! and the face he made... I just wanna KISS IT!

[ghmasterjj]

your gay! ^_^

[SoCryMeAriver]

they have a lot of bottle on the shelf :D

[WoahItsASnowbear]

your gay :D lmfao best moment EVER

[hannahmary1225]

Dictator= Penis Potato....

thumbs up if u get it (;

and yes....i stole it from bradyszuhaj

:)

[missmuddykat]

What is this song? O:

[kingofthebr0zone]

0:17 kyle broke the 4th wall

[DMTLVlogs]

Wait.. Pause.. You said you were a dicktaker.. You're gay! xD

[hallfamilysince1990]

--- Sent From livelavalive's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[heyitsmeganx]

dick taker. :p --- Sent From livelavalive's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[Bananagrrl1]

D'aww this made me giggle so much =']

[sarahalisa91]

Man I could go for some Zebra Dancing

[sarahalisa91]

Man I could go for some Zebra Dancing

[xBlaineislamex]

Oh I love you xD

Micthel: Wait pause. You said ur a dick taker!

Kyle: What, no.

Micthel:YOUR GAY!

^~^