Happy Hot Dog Man Commercial - As Seen On TV

[LaffOutLoud567]

So... many... sexual jokes!!!

[TheANiMeCrAzY21]

These are the octopus sausage in Japanese bento boxes :)

[Pinkiepieplatypus]

NO! NO TINY COW ORGAN MAN!

[torylivingston]

I just finished watching an informercial for a product which attaches to your dog's ass and automatically collects their poop. I thought that was the most ridiculous product I had ever seen until I watched this.

[CarruthersMcLaughlin]

i was on a fence about this product until they mentioned the Mustard Monster. now i know that i need this in my life.

[spiderman4112003]

why does happy hot dog man sound like a pedofhile?

[HT1313]

use a knife. Save money.

[Shamuluva0328]

WHAT IS WITH THE MONSTERS?!?!?!?!

[justinbieberluver110]

Yes. Because i have all this time to decorate my weiner...

[ToJaJackus666]

Ja pierdole Wy Amerykanie narzekacie jesteście nieszczęśliwi... ja nie mam nic w lodówce i kurwa cieszył bym się jak dziecko jak bym dostał tą zjebaną szczęśliwą parówkę:D

[EeveelutionStorm]

That's what she said.

[DeoxysDNA]

Im sure kids don't really care if their hotdog doesn't look like a person. They just want to eat it.

[chilliconcarnie1]

OMG really ? a happy hot dog is in my mouth !

[Blehhh49]

$10.99! Just get out a fucking knife!

[TheLennyLegoShow]

0:28 hotdogs going into the microwave are gross. and besides, they almost always make those horrible weinie sounds which of coarse is a sign that it's about to explode.

Hot dog soup anybody?

[jessicabearville]

"the happy hot dog man does them all" O_o

[tinybeanz147]

You should just be happy with the old fashioned things and not complain

[kettyca666]

looks like Linete Scavo is narating this one

[AnisaNomsCupcakesXD]

Stop. I just want to eat my food o A o

[Jtangel27]

I'm surprised no one has yet to mention the phrase, "Just put your hotdog into the Happy Hotdog Man."

[happyorangejuice]

It's like a toy you can eat!

[wonderpaint]

Orrrrr, just cut it with a knife. DUH

[Blackjack2099]

@wonderpaint Good Point

[artistatthesoul]

My parents said i shouldnt play with food... now adults are saying we can turn them into toys??????????? WHAT?????

[ToDFallen]

Meanwhile in Africa...

[CookieMonster7998]

"Happy Hot Dog Man is AWESOME"

Me: No... YOU just made this whole commercial worth my time

[BeautifulDisaster121]

scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[DWarrior4]

Who bought this, I seriously want to know so I can come over and kick you in the nuts?

[CuzIJustCan]

"It's like a toy you can eat!" Well why the fuck would you eat a toy?

[Slayerfan7790]

This is proof that the oddest ideas make the most money!

[gengermaster320]

how the hell did I get here from ampm?????

[madamhellokitty02]

my friends in this

[Foresthunter2]

what. The. FUCK?

[iEatSleepRide]

Make your dinner a weener!

[msasiangirl101]

''its like a toy you can eat''

[bearcanboy1]

Why the hell would you need four of them!?!?

[rodriguez970]

can some one tell me how much this stupid fukkin hot dog made...cant find the income

[SethwardProductions]

From Boring to SCORING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Minidrummer101]

what is the world coming to...

[UNSClead1]

The people with the dumbass ideas always get the most money. But even this is one of those "why the hell would you need one" items.

[mandrake01]

The Condiment King approves this product!

[RiceKiller191]

Jesus christ... America is doomed.

[moshimoster1stfan]

awsome

[kialovee1]

This is the gayest commerical i ever watched. If you buy this not only are you waisting your money but your very, truely, stupid.

[RainbowColorWaffles]

"Make your dinner a weiner." PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[RainbowColorWaffles]

Which happy hotdog man is the "weiner"?! ~~~ XD

(Ketchup Critter? Mustard Monster??? Sounds like McDonalds characters. XD)

[JoshuaP68]

They are actually serious about this, these people have no talent only stupid people would want this.

[RainbowColorWaffles]

@JoshuaP68 LOL I guess I'm one of them! XD

[condorhunter007]

stupidist thing i ever seen!!!

[DailyHyrule]

@condorhunter007

.....Ahem. Stupidest*

[Davrainbow]

@LadyCowbell

Yes indeed.

[LadyCowbell]

Oh my god the ketchup and Mustard monsters are scary as shit!!

[gobudoni]

I don't know I'f it's just because I'm stoned or what but this is funny as tits !

[VoltOptConstruct]

No. Just... no!

[boethiah12]

god bless amurrica

[CraftyDancer92]

If you press 5 repeatedly, you'll hear her say "Wiener" excessively. XD

[fiendishing]

@CraftyDancer92 that made me laugh so fucking hard XD

[sonofmabarker]

Laughing all the way to the bank!

[snewso]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while!

[NaxielyJade]

Its dumber than, "Can I play with your yo-yo?" Because this is actually serious! -.-

[NaxielyJade]

My friend & I were texting about this commercial on how it stupid it is... & this is what she said i thought it was super funny! :D

"Haha it makes me laugh sooo much like wtf?! I'm hungry b***h I ain't got no time to dress up my hot dog into a man to eat!"

[tkwtg]

"its like a toy you can eat!" LMAO

[GLEELOVER]

press 1 repeatly.. you'll see the happy hot dog man dance :D

[BDW7XxxXKC27]

This is by far the worst commercial iv seen in my life........

[FunCrazyLoveCandy]

OOOOHHH I WANNNTT THHHATTT!!! LMAO 

[FunCrazyLoveCandy]

OOOOHHH I WANNNTT THHHATTT!!! LMAO JK

[SweetestGirlSH]

I cried when i first saw this. then i told my friends they didn't believe it was real until i showed them this. like seriously wtf guys!?

[TruFlipBoi47]

ITS LIKE A TOY YOU COULD EAT!!!

[vanityexe]

japan came up with this a long ass time ago -.-

[nevekkree]

and why just why?



[Nobleminded]

THis is the worst commercial i have ever seenOH NOOOOOOOO

[Magoo1502]

Make your dinner a weiner!

[crazymikey1023]

WTF!

[dicheccori112]

are they sure its not for polish...

[abbywashere777]

Wow. Thats all i can say. Wow. As in WOW AMERICA!? weve offically run out of ideas.

[thrasher52uh0]

Top 5 stupidest inventions ever! If my kid ever said "daddy I want that" I'd slap him. But for a daughter I'd be like "if a boy ever shows you his weenie that's what you do to it" lol

[Comicaze247]

@thrasher52uh0 You'd tell her to make it happy?

[005brandi]

this is stupid only idiots would want this stupid happy hot dong makerr!!!!-.-

[DJExemplar]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Quasimodo1957]

Seems like a lot of work just to get a kid to eat. Baloney....don't want it? Don't ask for anything else to eat tonight.

[gtachild]

i feel imbarrassed for watching this

[CiarraA7XMahoneGirl]

i was seriously sitting on my couch watching this commerical with my mouth open. How come they didnt create this thing when i was little! idc even as teen im willing to get it :D

[opalshuman]

xD

[amcr420williams]

Oh my god, I saw this commercial and then realized what was missing in my life all these long years..........those badass lids for the ketchup and mustard. I'm willing to buy this just for those things.

[1hinderfan]

this is teaching children to be cannibals!!!! haha JK

[sk8ergrl1014]

i just saw this on tv lastnight at 2am and thought it was something from SNL or MadTV lmaoo

[2007sleeper]

THE DUMMIEST INVENTION IVE EVER SEEN!! nd its a real thing too!! SMH

[SnowingAndSunny]

Brilliant. I want one.

[SynysterVengeance8]

Is this commercial serious?

[bassgurl16]

I seriously thought it was a joke the first time I saw this commercial...pathetic

[EdgarAndEdgar]

seriously... wtf?!?!?!?

[EmmieTheMonster]

DUDE (: I Have To Have Itt XD

[loosecannnon]

she had to feel stupid reading those scripted lines

[TheM16monster]

I scarred for life.

[amblalala]

I am thoroughly disturbed...

[LysnK2]

Oh god... is this real?!

[Kazzahdrane]

It's a wacky waving edible arm-flailing tube man!

[isomemory]

This just made me the angriest I have ever been in my entire life. There is NO hope for our species.

[burberryplaya007]

@isomemory hot dog man is cool