Sal at Artie's Surprise B-Day Party

[MrGregsLife]

Sal's pizza had holes in it.

[Nikkodemis]

i'll take the show's pre-satellite days anyday

[bsm6776]

sal's hilarious

[Theburn77]

Beth is such a cunt, she's totally pussy whipped Howard, the old Howard would have loved this kind of shit, the new Hampton's Howie is just awful.

[sz42781]

I just know any pizzeria scott depace would hypothetically open up would just be a place with no heart and soul, just maximum profit. Corporatesq cookie cutter pizza. Sals would be a cool, I would just hope he washed his friggin hands before touching the dough.

[SarsecPally]

Nice inclusion of the clip, thank you.

[RevivalOfBuzzBuzz]

LOL at pussy Fred pretending he can punch shit.

[thirama]

Fred is a fucking dick. "I would have punched him" ya right he's all talk. Thank god he rarely speaks

[JWFernel]

I like Sal's newer look.

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

Omg, get over it....Sal sounds like fun.

[bethoishorse]

sal's wife is a cum dumpster.

[GLITZandGLOOM]

Every time Gary drops an F-bomb, I just want to punch him in his big lips. It just sounds like he's saying it to sound cool in front of Howard, like how when you're a little kid and discover swearing for the first time and you and your little buddies go around saying "Fuck you, motherfucker. Suck my fucking dick, motherfucker!" like you're badass for saying FUCK. Fuck you, Ba Ba Booey.

[PleadThaFizif]

howard makes everything sound so much worse than it really is...

[ArtfulDawdger]

pull the stick out of your ass howard. It's just good fun.

[jaysays]

There's Ralph making it even better as per usual

[Horaciow14]

HAHAHA Sal is the best

[sharkbaitj]

sal is touched....

[JJW001]

Bunch of stuck up boring farts run this show.

[johnstonmatthew2767]

It was such not a big deal! Just a little fun! They act like they were wrestlying in sauce. But I understand. Howards doing a radio show.

[AMpufnstuf]

@johnstonmatthew2767 It was the fifteenth party that Sal got drunk and offended people is the real reason, if they mentioned Sal stripping naked and trying to rape someones mom at a house party, well that story might have been a better explanation. Or drawing cum stains on a poster of the birthday girl that everyone signed birthday wishes on.

[johnstonmatthew2767]

@AMpufnstuf No that doesn't mean Sal is forbidden to have at the rest of his parties. Sounds like something Jackie Martling would do, and Howard wouldn't have a problem with it. Sal is just good for air time. Anytime he fucks up, it's always fascinating to hear his thoughts on it, cause Sal has a slanted reality.

[MrGyromancy2]

SAL is by FAR the best part of the Stern show. Howard himself has gone downhill where Sal has gone uphill, and I hate how Hampton's Howie is so soft that he has to stop all the fun like when there's a pizza fight.

[C3Rl3]

@MrGyromancy2 what are you 5? cuz thats when i stoped throwing food on other people. Its not the fact that he was throwing food, IT WAS IN A NICE RESTAURANT. Did Sal own it? no sal is a fuckin poor loser that ruins everything nice. Its called being an adult.

[Nagiliath]

Wtf was the deal with the video? Looked like two guys having fun at a party? Or did I miss somethin?

[AvoidLloyd14]

Artie makes jokes

Artie likes rhymes

Artie stabbed himself many many times

[smartpeoplewillagree]

Shut up, Dominic, you lame ass-kisser...

[surethang27]

didn't seem like a big deal based on the video clip

[czerepification]

I think his gift idea was touching and creative, and I hate Sal.

[SopranosFan57]

Watching the video, it's not that big of a deal.

[calaftheeast]

Sal thought of something incredibly retarded fir a gift, was amazed by his own genius because he is just too stupid to realize that he and his ideas are all stupid, and then got angry with gary because the guy dared to speak the truth. lol.

What a tool.

That is the stupidest gift idea I have ever heard and Sal is the least so-called 'creative person' in the world. Making prank calls and mouth fucking Richard is 'creativity'? Yeah, he is a regular Picasso.

[nsd1901]

lol sal's gonna be one of those parents that lets their kid drink a 6 pack at 13!

[heyrocko]

Ronnie should go back in time and kill or punch his dad in the face for not wearing a condom that ugly night 78 yrs ago.

[SopranosFan57]

Watching the video, it;s not that big of a deal.

[NeechOne]

robin is so fucked up in the head

[ULTRADREW1]

The vid in the middle was a nice bonus, mnky

[Thescreensaverr]

Fred is a retarded alien Gary Oldman.

[TrueGamerX]

hahahaha i loved that book lolol

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Sal Lincoln

[steven4rmnewyork]

neverknew another guy who deliberately and intentionally constantly reminds us of his g/f than howard holy shit why does he feel like beth is apart of this show? love howard but its so fucking sad see a man try so hard to bring beth into every convo. its fucking embarrassing her thoughts her opinions matter to nobody but howard period. Nobody care show she felt about the situation. he watches dancing with stars and american idol nowadays holy shit she got him pussy whipped quick.snap out of it

[visioncommercial]

GFS=Good Fucking Shit!

[calaftheeast]

God I want to kill Sal.

[donwilson]

Fuck Gary overreacts way too much

[calaftheeast]

@donwilson

Why? His 'present' is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. It is utterly moronic and kind of creepy. How old is he? And how cheap is he? If someone gave me that gift, I would toss it in the trash immediately. Gary is right. Get some grown up gift to someone who is 40 f-ing years old.

Btw, since when Sal is 'creative'? He is an imbecile.

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

Sal looks weird without a moustache. Well, weirder.

[themythofcreationism]

F robin

[PAULFC93]

Gary's a dick in this clip.

[Scoreman7769]

@PAULFC93 I agree Gary is being a douche bagged prick

[TonyBranston]

@PAULFC93 Yes he is. And it's adorable.

[GoodSirChristof]

Fucking eunuch. Sacrificing his human dignity to placate the source of his addiction. Pathetic.

[TheRedLiquor]

I think Howard is blowing things out of proportions

[redisnotblue]

@TheRedLiquor Howard taking something small and blowing it out of proportion for the sake of filling time on the show? Never. < Completely sarcasm drenched sentence by the way.

[killpigfuker]

143 for Sal content!

[mnkycmkydu]

@killpigfuker You have one of the best channels on YT, thanks for the post!

[Lvduggo69]

I thought Beth was a mellow chick. But she realy got stern in line. Why don't yoko stay out of a fun night ? The sauce thing was just a small thing. Cunt whiped Howard defending his hoe.

[Lvduggo69]

It's easy for Gary to call Sal cheap when Gary makes 20 times what Sal makes.

I can't believe I'm defending Sal !

[EricTheAcktor]

Gary's such a fucking shithead. He really doesn't have a creative bone in his body, and the fact that he would start goofing on Sal for giving Artie a gift that Sal put time and effort into proves just how much of an asswipe Gary is.

Karma's a bitch, Gary. Think about your faggy pitch at the Met's game, and remember that what comes around goes around.

[h0tdice]

"It's not Dumb!"

[frickadele]

That was a non-event.

[CAinfowarrior]

HAHAHAAHA Stern never had a life, rich and sucessful sure but never good drunk fun. lol - big stern fan here

[joemj413]

Oh cmon that's nothing. Stern being a bitch as usual

[TidalWaveRider]

What a bullshit artist Howard is. This whole "Sal's a problem" story was really about showing Beth what a big man he is. Gee, you really saved the night with that move Howard. A few drops of pizza sauce on the floor. Oh no, somebody have a heart attack.

[Johnnywhamo]

@TidalWaveRider Well said and you're BANG ON about how Howard showing Beth what a big man he is, that is ALL this whole clip is about. Even Artie is jumping kissing Howard's ass. As if Artie really cares! Howard wouldn't know how to really let go for the life of him!

[Number1HB]

Wow, after seeing that clip, Howard, stop being a fuckin baby. It's a tiny bit of sauce

[ikeb2008]

Do you know what he said about her? Your videos are amazing by the way. Very grateful.

[mnkycmkydu]

@ikeb2008 Thanks! Check it out:

watch?v=xP-P8XRz3r0

[bonesaw08]

fuck you howard. 90's howard would eat todays stern alive

[Rahab111222]

DePace is on the same reasoning and emotional level as Sal.

[ikeb2008]

What comedian's girlfriend is Dominic referring to?

[mnkycmkydu]

@ikeb2008 Pat Cooper

[gambitrocks]

lol Wow, there was nothing wrong with what Sal did. They were just having fun.

[gambitrocks]

@gambitrocks Nevermind, I listened to the rest of the clip. Sal went too far lol.

[lvl9001Troll]

not to be anti-beth or anything, but beth is a stupid robotic bitch that needs to die.

[yakomuto]

Wow having seen the clip it's really not that bad, it's just fucking around.

Howard is the most pussy whipped man alive, and Artie and Robin are sucking Howards balls, I hope Artie is just doing it to make the bit.

[bbv001]

the clip of them with the sauce was just honest, innocent fun. howard prob had to pretend to be upset bc that bitch beth was acting mad...

[bbv001]

"beth got real upset"

.....eyeroll