Turtle Moaning While Having Sex

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like if rediculousness made you search this



[LomTang]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[dance90x]

oh my god its turtle pornagrophy

[teaserzful]

This ishh is funny a'f x)

[maryliajam]

the female turtle doesnt feel anything:'D hahahahahaahah

[aflatminor]

Ha Ha!!

That male Tortoise is ALWAYS wanting nookie!!

He only had it seventeen years ago!!!!

[MsLouis1982]

Lol

[Synh6416]

And the female is bored lol

[MyJbaby13]

I'm on that weird part of YouTube again. Lmfao!

[2010FreeWeezy]

Lmfao that is hella nasty!

[Youngdroopy772]

HAHAHAHAHAHA :)))))) OMFG. CANT STOP LAUGHING



[xXxJocieWolfxXx]

Lmao xD

[SouthEasternLoey]

aahhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh!

[mrhsfm]

o shit the weird part of youtube

[laconic]

Oh yeah, jizz on my shield!

[To0onY92]

shoudntt the femalle screamms that soundd ??O.o

[shmexydancer101]

1:02 - 1:08 *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA* his face was hillarious

[albme94]

OMG SO CUTE SOUND!

[albme94]

the beginning of the video when he pushes the gal he's like ''het bitch move!''

[ejdf870]

WTF, he's not even moving. Talk about a lazy lover!

[Techn0Junki3]

Girl turtle: Oh, what the hell...

[yuit420]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[toniosg92]

Note that she's not even trying to pretend like she's enjoying herself.

[jasonchuu]

thats manlier than beiber lol

[blondiencollege]

Sounds like a rubber ducky when you let the air out.

[gmjinurface8888]

0:58 LAMO LAMO LMFAO

[desalette98]

Not sure exactly how the hell i got here...or why i even watched this.. O.o

[TobyDustin]

he must have been a virigin to moan like this

[jmania21]

the female is like, i aint impressed

[MissShawtyKzVBbY]

AHahahah WTF LMAOL

[KGJSDFGHSD]

That totally sounds like legit sex noise's.

[MisaROXw00t]

That has to be one of the cutest things in life. Next time I have sex I'm making that sound.

[Kguas666]

OH MY GOD JHONN!!!....YOU TOLD ME YOU WON'T UPLOAD IT!!

[MRmunky1000]

Bit worried my mum probably thinks I'm watching child porn

[iloveweeds420]

1:01 and boom goes the dynamite..

[vanxdo]

Next thing you know: HYDROPUUUUUMP!!

[FreakinDumbass]

Everytime I came back to the computer after eating or using the tolite, This video is always playing and on full screen. i think my roommate has some problems......

[Hsmgirl97]

is this forreal...

[dtr4eva]

the other just lies there nd takes it xD

[ScreamoIsMyThing13]

@dtr4eva Haha. I know right?!?! xD

[comedyprincess01]

Lol WTF?

[CookieeMonzteer123]

the inside of his mouth looks like a vagina haha

[RAWRNicholasTzz]

Can squirttle squirt?

[YouNeed2GetBetter]

the girl turtle is like -_- WORST SEX EVER!

[hockeykid2345]

LOL Orgasm 0:43

[rocknroll470]

why has this not been on tosh.0 yet

[FrozenCarolinna]

heeermosoooo ! *-*

[SirDakkalot]

What in the actual fuck?

God damnit, 4chan.

[blanks237]

male turtle has a vagina in his mouth

[JakeLL]

@blanks237 yeah looks like its queefing quite a bit

[GHOSTbear14]

i love how he repositioned

[kimmygalea]

vagina vocal chords hahahahahhaa

[luminouslongboarding]

it looks like it has a vagina in its mouth

[cmchfx]

hello weird part of youtube, we meet again.

[freshfishbowl]

0:12 I've never seen a turtle move that fast, he must have been excited

[sckoe12]

watch?v=Nm4w_zqcVho#t=48s

MACGRUBER TURTLE SEX!!

[thaijones11043]

at 1st i though it was like fake that i loked in the motuth and was like omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gunitproductions101]

going hard in the paint

[heatherwantsyou69]

This is like the funniest thing I've ever seen .

[rosydonut]

The disturbing thing is it sounds kinda like a baby cooing.

[LojiQaen]

I have the stupidest banana grin on my face right now

[4lex11]

oh reddit why u is such a perv

[SuperJerett]

Its like real sex the guy likes it and she just wants it to be over

[WTFISTHISGTFO]

DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX.

[IsicStrans]

-in tears-

[hazzerfilms]

1:02 thats when he squirts

[TheNamesCali]

Go baby squirtle!

[sushinaaah]

Only one of them is moaning, that's sad.

[vicgran08]

this is an exact representation of when i have sex haha

[sweetheart7678]

haha this is so damn funny,! i love turtles. ^_^

[SpruceDread4578]

And they say we were never able to have evolved from animals...JUST LOOK AT THE TURTLE! Acting like a human in a shell.

[scisci270]

Woah im in the weird part of youtube again!

[luvergirl1798]

the boy turtle:ohh yes this is amazing girl turtle:ugh whtever

[xXMoonchild123Xx]

damm nature you scary!

[MrYuuuAaaa4]

she doesnt seem like shes having a good time

[iSpaceRv]

Is it wrong that I got an erection over this..

[8060163]

Fucking he turtle is doing she turtle hard core but should she not be the one making that sound?

[xcutiexyummyx]

I'm laughing my ass off over here.

[MrMeat31]

Female turtles like ಠ_ಠ

[silvap4p]

damn!!! thats hot LMAO!!!!!!

[YellowLines12]

I guess this is what Bowser sounds like while he's helping himself to some of Peach. Jesus.

[mrbong123]

DAT ASS

[HAYLERz1000]

....and WHO the fuck filmed this?

[MrThePerson22]

Oh no Im in the weird part of youtube again

[16cww]

looks like a queef...o_o

[ChristinaaCruger]

That Lady Turtle Doesnt Look All That Happy...

[xShadySwag]

Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh Ehhh *gasp* ehhh

[mike6y666]

@xShadySwag how the fuck did 68 people like a comment which explains what they heard? people are getting dumber and easier to please. come on people wake up!!!!

[8888silentassassin]

1:00 is "the moment"

[tolan65]

She is obviously impressed.

[AETOGenny]

That's the only time a turtle has ever moved fast. .__.

[bigsunglasses001]

looks like theres a vagina in its mouth

[courtneeycxo]

HORNY TURTLE

[di1159]

The female looks thrilled.. lol

[courtneeycxo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG

[townie1315]

Okay kids, what sound does a turtle make? ... Oh dear...

[MartyZiinema]

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

[SnoopyIsTheDog]

how did i even find this ....

[giaco87cis]

they look at you while you people fucking?



[letherzoz101]

HAHAHA ICANT STOP LAUGHING

[cameronspencer94]

oh my god i can't even comprehend

[bidox3]

cute voice xO XDD

[aussie1990jaime]

"im gunna cum, im gunna cum".... "What the shit man..."

[nitenursestat]

at least he knocked first hahahaha

[teamogleal]

omg valerie showed me this shit lawl

[Emlee05]

Freakin hilarious.

[OuranBleachVamps]

best way to explain the noises coming from your bedroom at night to your child

[ILoveFangMR]

it looks like it has a vagina in it's throat.



[Cullen13Barbee]

dude, best thing to watch during school!!!!! got in trouble for laughing so hard, neerly peed! :D

[buffilowangxD]

the females like ... wtf ur not the woman

[poopface651]

GO SQUIRTLE

[AviaSkye]

The scary part is thinking this is one of those videos where a monster will just pop up towards the end.

[Chaperoneful]

This is beastiality. You sickos.

[Lifeh8r]

@Chaperoneful No it's not. Beastiality, is when a human has sex with an animal.

[Chaperoneful]

@Lifeh8r Whatever helps you sleep at night :D

[msmrozik247]

my teacher told me that her favorite animals to have sex are turtles.. now i know why xD soo funny

[iLuvzmySmokey14]

thumbs up if Ridiculousness brought you here.

[ilovebachata4ever]

aaaahhhhhhhhh uuuhhhhhh

[dinosaurarumpus]

ahahahaaaaa ps they're tortoises.

[rawrbabyimmagetcha]

-long silence-...........AAAAHHH!

[CandiiLuver1]

@ 0:11

That Turtle Was Hauling Ass Trying To Get To That Female Turtle. Lol

[combot2001]

possibly one of the most disturbing things I have ever watched.....

[MrCrib92]

I saw some raunchy turtle on turtle action at the Philly zoo one time. The parents were having a hard time explaining that one...

[givmeataco]

but will it blend

[Keithenheimer]

Female Turtle "Fucking Noob"

[MrZulu7]

omg *dead

[NotSteveAnderson]

Slow and steady wins the... Oh i just came !

[FairyWaffle]

Why did this turn me on?

[MultiLex101]

@FairyWaffle because you're a turtasexual.

[Mast3MG1]

He could only handle it for 1 minute xD

[Trakheed]

you're doing it wrong

[Daimen555]

whats that in his mouth? ewww

[TriviLizE]

Didn't blink the whole time... well most of it. The man oi.

[PumpkinKing10129]

My girlfriend told me to look this up, then when I said no, she posted it on my wall on Facebook. I will never look at my turtle the same way again . . . -___-

[SABBluekilla]

the girl turtle is like wtf? get it off.. o wait nvm i like that.

[Mimilauzer]

i like turtles!



[yosimitee]

Wtfamiwatching.gif

[edgarcisneros83]

I find this easy to fap to.

[xRezoid]

umm Are We Done Yet - Female Turtle

[TheSlowenc]

86 dislikes are from female turtle :D

[karimrakha]

poor creatures :( so cute

[johhnnystylz]

I am literally crying right now from laughing so hard....

[luckylesable]

the female is like is it in yet?

[PachaTheGreat]

they move fast when sex is what they're after

[russellmaniaaaa]

Lol it gave a wink at 1:17

[yoyovm110]

wow my god it looks like hes having a good time.haha but the girl is like whatever i dont feel a thng

[MrDirtyghetto]

" Female " -____-

" Male " ^_^

[Xaviostia]

is that a pussy inside the mouth?

[1sk8erchimp1]

this is the hottest turtle porn ive ever seen

[m4a1jason]

1:05 he pauses to cum LOL

[nbrosam84]

I thought it was a baby whining for some milk or something....till I saw his tiny head along w/ his tonsils ;)

[MasterMind2443]

Phhh hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

[nozybtch1]

lmao...he's moaning and the camera scans to her face and she's like "yeah,are we done yet?"

[shaunaryan09]

that is sum creepy shit!

[bella0134]

did anyone notice the female running away in the beginning? hahahaha

[B7R0b]

This is why Zombie boy likes turtles...

[dx7777master]

is it wrong if this gave me a boner

[nbahotshot]

Kinda tempted to find out how he's react if you stuck a crayon in his mouth.

[MaydayForsaken]

O_O this jut fucked up.. my life..

[Bigdaddyoliva33]

id hate to be a turtle if im the one doing the moaning not the lady turtle

[WeegeeTetroxide]

0:00 to 0:03=stupid turtle

[mountaindew492]

f'uck me turtle boy ;) mmm

[Babys1stHandGrenade]

That may be the fastest I have ever seen a turtle move.

[WeegeeTetroxide]

im so horny

[Prettygurlllswagg]

hahahahahhahahaha!!!! XD 

[StarSkreamZ]

this is how it's done.

[MrMirthful]

now thats what I call, "TURTLE POWER"

[4ntonio4guilar]

she put that pussy on a pedestal

[yankeefan5769]

no comment

[bquinliv3]

i will never be the same.

[adi86b]

Ruchałbym

[bjness666]

oh noooo!!!!!!!!!!

[lilydogish]

lmbo! She does look so bored! Poor thing!

[brianlovers]

hahahahhahahaha ughhh ughhh ughhh ughhh ughhh lmaoo

[caveman1109able]

fuckin funny



[JadeLovesYou98]

LMFAO



[mellykakess]

The male is having such fun, while the Female just being calm & bored. XD

[ForzaMotorSportFTW]

Male Turtle:Uhhh!Uhhh!Uhhh!

Female Turtle:I've Hade Better,But This Is A Close 2nd.

Thumbs Up If You Saw This In Mtv!

[sawalha23]

this is very dusturbing